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Parody/satire/commentary depending on the issue. Not the real DUP, obviously. Will challenge dishonesty. Not on threads, FB, or tik-tok.

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@dup_online

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9 months

On 3rd October 2019 current party leader Jeffrey Donaldson was interviewed by Mark Carruthers who pointed out that all the other parties were against the DUP Protocol. Donaldson argued in favour of the Protocol and said the UK govt were on the DUP's side.

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3 years

Naomi dropping a straight-talking truth bomb on Big Gav.

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*1.9m people spitting their tea out*

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3 years

And now we go live to the Health Secretary for a statement...

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How's that working out?

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1 year

Oof! Listen to the audience reaction in this clip from earlier today.

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3 years

Twitter show me a balloon being deflated in 30 seconds.

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2 years

Don't make it about Sinn Fein says man in video making it about Sinn Fein.

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Reminding BBC Northern Ireland that tributes to HM the Queen are not about Sinn Fein.

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2 years

This morning Jeffrey Donaldson told @SophyRidgeSky DUP never supported the Protocol. As people in NI know this is untrue. Jeffrey was one of the DUP negotiators when they agreed to the Irish Sea Border, without realising the problems that would create. 1/6

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2 years

#BREAKING : NI Census reveals that for the first time most people in Northern Ireland now identify as people who can't stand Stephen Nolan.

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3 years

Jim Allister is now single-handedly providing 14% of NI's energy supply.

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Sammy Wilson requests early meeting with Liz Truss to demand NI beaches get as much raw sewerage as the rest of the UK.

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2 years

Naomi giving the boycott crew both barrels here. "Think on that!"

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2 years

Remember the "sensible and balanced" Protocol deal these 3 said the EU better accept or the UK could go for no deal? The Protocol wasn't imposed on the DUP, the DUP were the reason we ended up with it.

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1 year

Not 1 of the 8 DUP MPs voted for the Standards Committee report and the sanctions against Johnson. Not 1. That's who they are.

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2 years

Imagine someone who lives a few miles from you becomes World Champion at something. Imagine then that you completely ignore that because he did so wearing an Ireland vest. Imagine having that level of sectarianism blinding your every thought. Donaldson's Loyal adviser.

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1 year

Yeah. Can't imagine anyone from the DUP ever doing something like that...

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The woman in the picture with Adams and Biden was notorious for being wanted in the UK for IRA terrorist crimes. Biden is no impartial upholder of either justice or the political process in Northern Ireland

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The Irish language is to form part of the coronation of King Charles III.

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2 years

Donaldson has lied on radio just now saying the NI Protocol was costing the NI economy £100,000 every hour. This figure is fiction. It has no basis in fact. The NI economy is outperforming the UK economy and the UK Govt's figures expect the Protocol to reduce the harm of Brexit.

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2 years

Same day.

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Wilson getting pulled up after ranting for 19 minutes.

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The smirk of a man who knows his job and income are safe.

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3 years

This was the only MP from NI who voted in favour of the Leadsom amendment to cover for Owen Patterson's corruption. If he's in favour of paid advocacy and corruption he has no place in politics and should resign.

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2 years

I can't think of a politician who so consistently demonstrates her finger isn't on the pulse. Failed upwards anyway. She backed Johnson the first time (resigned in disgrace), backed Truss (resigned in a record 46 days), backed Johnson again this weekend - poof 💨, he's gone.

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1 year

BREAKING: DUP to expel England from the United Kingdom for not being British enough.

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2 years

If you're a DUP voter please read this. I understand you agree with the DUP position on the Protocol, as is your right. But here's the thing. The DUP are not hurting the EU or the UK Govt by their Assembly absence. There is no leverage. They're just hurting us. You. 1/4

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2 years

The fact that Paisley is saying this in a near empty house and the penny is only starting to drop.

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2 years

Dear NI Office, if I drive around with a bag of firearms in the boot how long, on average, will it take for me to secure a meeting about the NI Protocol with the Foreign Secretary and the NI Secretary of State?

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9 months

4 years to the day since these geniuses threatened the EU with no deal and praised the Protocol, which they'd just given the green light to at the Conservative Party Conference. Don't let them forget.

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1 year

BREAKING: Groundbreaking deal struck between UK & EU, with Northern Ireland allowed to keep EU Single Market access on condition Sammy Wilson is fired across the Irish Sea Border daily from a cannon.

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2 years

Emma Little-Pengelly said "Absolutely not true" when John Finnucane said DUP initially backed the Protocol. Here's their current leader backing it at the time. Did Will Smith neuralize her?

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2 years

If you're just catching up with Twitter at lunchtime and wondered what you missed, the DUP now want a border in the Irish Sea but only for women.

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2 years

What Jeff-lie meant to say was "No UK supplier had the parts but fortunately, due to Northern Ireland's privileged position of also being in the EU Single Market, the necessary replacements were able to be sourced from Germany."

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1 year

Donaldson posted an edited clip of this to exclude the reply to his question, critical of the DUP, which you can see in this version.

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2 years

Has anybody applied for a job, passed the interview, and then sent somebody else in their place on the first day in work?

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2 years

One Seat Wonder

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1 year

BREAKING: Donaldson says Protocol deal only matches 5 of the DUP's 7 tests but fails the other 9, and for that reason they can't accept it.

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3 years

Whenever you hear people like Diane Dodds or Jim Allister moan about the EU or the NI Protocol please bear in mind that both were DUP MEPs & receive an EU pension which is higher than the average wage in NI. Do you think they send that dirty EU money back?

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1 year

Next time Donaldson, Allister, Paisley, Wilson, Dodds or any of the other anti-democracy zealots whines about a border in the Irish Sea remind them of this...

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2 years

A million per cent. Listen to this l.

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2 years

Priceless. Big Gav slack-jawwed.

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2 years

Might be some of the best television ever recorded. And I’m including The Sopranos and The Wire.

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4 years

@ColinBrowning14 55 more minutes to admire your blue passport. Is the penny dropping yet?

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3 years

Well this is inconvenient...

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1 year

Your reminder that Arlene Foster rejected Theresa May's deal that would have meant: 🔹NO Protocol 🔹NO Irish Sea Border 🔹NO checks Genius at work there...

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2 years

I apologise for my voluminous Twitter stream today, it must be absolutely jamming people's feeds up. But the TUV's lack of acceptance of how democracy works and the Alliance tidal wave are giving me great joy.

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3 years

Whoa. Too soon Edwin.

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4 years

Only person ever known to get a holiday tan from using Zoom.

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2 years

So why have they spent their whole existence ensuring NI *do* have different laws to the rest of the UK?

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2 years

From just before the EU referendum. A reminder that the DUP were completely out of their depth, didn't understand the complexities of Brexit (still don't), and arrogantly dismissed all those who did. And Loyalists want Unionists to vote for them again!

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2 years

I've a thread planned that will completely blow up the current DUP position, highlight their part in the Protocol, and their switcheroo at the time. It's based on an excellent newspaper article from 2019. Of course amnesia has descended on all of them since the bad poll. Soon.

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1 year

People the DUP won't listen to: Constituents ✖️ Business ✖️ Farmers ✖️ The Assembly ✖️ The courts ✖️ Parliament ✖️ People the DUP will listen to: Paramilitary spokesmen ✔️ The Orange Order ✔️ Brexit billionaires✔️ Bin-lids ✔️

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2 years

No sectarian bigot has ever said "that IS who I am" after getting caught. Saying "that's NOT who I am" when it so obviously IS who you are doesn't wash and is seen for what it is, a retrospective attempt to avoid the bad consequences for yourself because of your actions.

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2 years

Donaldson and Allister's biggest achievement will be letting a wee lad who has no memory of The Troubles destroy political Unionism in peacetime for likes.

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2 years

Always blaming someone else for the things they are doing. Your boycott isn't hurting the EU or the UK Govt. It's just hurting the people of NI, including your voters. You're hurting us for no reason. Punishing us. Grow up and get back to work.

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2 years

No point beating about the bush, if you think it's okay to make an effigy of a living person, and hang it or burn it on a bonfire, you're a scumbag.

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11 months

Remember 7 DUP MPs voted earlier this year to allow raw sewage to be pumped into UK rivers and seas for the next 15 years. Remember to thank them.

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Swimmers warned at Helen’s Bay not to go into the water because water has failed quality testing. Signs going up. Other North Down beaches affected .

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1 year

Will there ever be a day in Northern Ireland where we don't have to hear English political journalists interviewing English politicians about NI, and neither of them actually knowing what they're talking about?

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2 years

The only 2 queues the DUP have been in this year were the one they jumped in Westminster Hall and the one in the Assembly when they queued up to sign the book that made sure they get paid.

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1 year

"Best of Northern Ireland" 🔹 stolen pallets 🔹 toxic contents 🔹 unclear funding 🔹 no insurance 🔹 illegally built 🔹 no health & safety

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Sammy Wilson hails Craigyhill bonfire as ‘best of Northern Ireland’ in Parliamentary motion

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"10 paces behind me Paula, good girl".

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Donaldson, lying again, has just said that the House of Lords has to pass the bill without serious amendment or they will be responsible for breaking the Belfast Agreement. A reminder that Donaldson left the UUP to join the DUP because he *opposed* the Good Friday Agreement. 🙄

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Alliance got more gay candidates elected today than the total number of TUV candidates elected. People voted for change.

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The LCC have demanded NASA cease all space exploration immediately as they say they now have all the biggest rockets.

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3 years

Sammy Wilson voted for the amendment. The other 7 DUP MPs abstained. 8 MPs who are happy to let corruption go unpunished. 8 MPs who are happy to turn a blind eye to paid advocacy. Donaldson must be so proud.

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A reminder that all 8 DUP MPs voted AGAINST a windfall tax to use in mitigating energy costs just a few weeks ago. Always at the beck and call of the Tories.

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What's that Sammy? "Extremely partisan" "Foreign interference"

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The DUP’s Sammy Wilson criticises Joe Biden as “extremely partisan.” “Political stability in Northern Ireland is impacted by foreign interference from the EU, backed by foreign interference from the American government and responded to by a spineless Westminster.” @JuliaHB1

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For those of you who missed the 70s in NI you're in luck as the re-runs start again today.

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In May DUP MLAs will have collectively earned £1,275,000 for jobs they're not doing.

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4 years

He's so close to getting it.

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Agenda driven activists and some politicians are pushing a narrative that the Loyalists need to threaten violence as it gets rewarded and linking this tactic to the NI Protocol. Let's see if this is truthful... 1/n

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Happy St Patrick's Day, a day when everyone who is Irish can celebrate their Irishness.

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This is my MP. Today he could have stood up against corruption but he chose not to. Way to go Big Gav. I thought you were better than that. #Corruption #oneruleforthem

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What's the point in anyone from NI trying to attract foreign investment when you have uncontrolled loons insulting the head of the largest economy in the world and his mother? What CEO would want to set a business up in a country where people elected idiots like that?

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3 years

"So you just slide under the bus like this..."

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2 years

Imagine a long political career, where most people took you seriously even if they differed strongly with you, but then blowing it all by letting yourself be boxed into a lose-lose dead-end by a bin-lid who can't even keep the same line of thought for a week.

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A well-known blogger has not cast a vote himself today as he's attending a football match. Know when you're being played folks. It's all about the profile, not the substance. Do as I say, not as I do.

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If it turned out, in fact, that you were the first person to warn about threats of republican violence being a factor in UK-EU negotiations which ultimately led to the NI Protocol I suppose you'd now be making a big song & dance to blame it on everyone else too. Always a tweet.

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In a crowded field he has always been at or near the top of Thickest in the DUP table. Credit for his consistency. Never known to think before he speaks.

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Despite what the unelected MLA in Lagan Valley is saying today, not only were the DUP not against the Protocol "from inception" they're the reason we have it in the first place.

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I can save Rishi Sunak some time by telling him something that everyone in NI has known for 50 years - there is no deal that will satisfy the DUP.

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What a strange coincidence. All the people in this photo have suddenly realised Brexit isn't frictionless, which somehow appears to be the fault of all the people who were telling them that at the time.

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Lot of DUP reps crapping themselves this morning, begging Westminster for scraps, while people are about to lose their jobs and projects lose their funding. The same people who trumpeted Project Fear or Remoaners every time concerned people quietly raised a question. Bastards.

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"Rusty Thomas? Never met him..."

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NI Centenary Stone installation delayed while sculptor adds blue-green algae.

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3 years

Between them these 4 have 174,000 followers on Twitter alone yet they could only muster 24 viewers. That gives you an indication of how many people are concerned about the Protocol.

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More people have died in the 9 weeks since the DUP used their veto than in the 7 months beforehand. Think about that next time there's an election.

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3 years

Edwin Poots Also Edwin Poots

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5 years

What Jamie Bryson said last week vs what Jamie Bryson said today. I kid you not.

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2 years

Let's correct something here. Nowhere in the DUP AE 2022 manifesto does it say they wouldn't form an Executive. Nowhere. They had no mandate to refuse to do their jobs.

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FURTHER BREAKING NEWS: In a dramatic breakthrough the UK Govt and EU negotiators have found a solution acceptable to everyone - put the DUP in the Irish Sea. The boat leaves on Monday.

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Confirming once again what a horrible, arrogant bastard he still is.

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After his win in North Antrim Ian Paisley had this to say #GE2019

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Just saying this, every outgoing MLA has shown more graciousness in defeat than Jim Allister has shown in his own (solitary) victory.

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5 years

This vote was won 323 to 309. Had the DUP voted the other way it would have lost 313 to 319, favouring a pay rise for nurses. This is how they used their influence when they had it. Don't make the mistake of sending them back to Westminster again. Rhymes with runts.

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5 years

Nurses have voted to come out on strike over pay. If you're a nurse or a friend or someone in your family is a nurse please remember that ALL 10 DUP MPs voted against pay rises for nurses in 2017. They voted with the Tories. Remember that when you vote on December 12th. Please RT

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All the smug nodding, threatening EU to take or leave Johnson's deal but if they don't agree DUP would be happy with a no deal Brexit. These 3 were in way over their heads. Unfortunately we're left with the consequences of their incompetence while they blame everybody else.

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11 months

Listen to the last sentence in this clip from 2nd October 2019, outside the Conservative party conference. Foster says "If the EU reject this then we'll enter into no deal". A gun was being put to the head of other NI parties and business organisations.

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I voted for the Good Friday Agreement and I'd vote for it again today. It's not perfect, and nobody got everything they wanted. But that's why it replaced the violence that came before. Compromise isn't a dirty word. Peace is built on its foundations.

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Foster and Wilson, both of whom opposed the Good Friday Agreement, are ordering EU reps not to attend 25th anniversary events. Some neck on them.

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Spare a thought for the person with the worst judgement in Stormont as he contacts Arlene to see if he can get his dagger back.

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2 years

No he hasn't. The tweet you've dishonestly quoted states that NI will be given the equivalent under Barnett Consequentials. Unfortunately this can't be distributed in NI BECAUSE THE DUP HAVE WITHDRAWN FROM THE EXECUTIVE. Tell the truth.

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Can't wait for the DUP to tiptoe round the fact they thought he was the Messiah not long ago.

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Kate Hoey backed a hard Brexit when her own constituency voted overwhelmingly to remain. She repeatedly ignored her Labour party whip on Brexit related votes. She was rewarded with a peerage by Boris Johnson. She's some neck on her lecturing anybody about loyalty.

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Loyalist/Unionist women, think carefully which parties you give your votes to on Thursday.

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