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you want to work at a national lab so you can participate in cutting edge research, i want to work at a national lab so i can play gmod in real life, we are not the same

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@gothgirl_prelaw unironically imperial japan is one of the most orkish societies in history and the worst part is how acceptable softcore denialism of their past crimes is

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@Bolverk15 There are a sizable chunk of people who are completely incapable of squaring the idea that you can both be a victim and a villain simultaneously and its part of why america is Literally Coming Apart

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@elaifresh Almost every libertarian I’ve met has been annoyingly childish, condescending, and allergic to domain knowledge its unreal

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@NotoriousPBG The logical extension of very mediocre “why-cant-we-just-get-along”-ism

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@dieworkwear This is a level of Poasting that could only come from one forged in the fires of internet forums of olde

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@nikicaga Unironically an under-filled niche is “masculine but progressive guy” especially as the manchild epidemic grows

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btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat

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3 months

@db_witch its probably where Alan got the dirty brown water from

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3 months

@forestlemming We need to start putting people in prison for saying shit like this and then letting them earn their way out

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@ArchysLife My hot take is that the NCR is the most morally correct faction and it serves as a fairly decent vibe check because most of the people who disagree are libertarian or alt-right weirdos.

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3 months

@83dollaroring I feel like the only zoomer who Locks In consistently tbh (i say as i put off finishing my homework due tonight)

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3 months

@LinkofSunshine >oppression was needed

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7 months

@RomanianLiberal Agreed. Its also super funny watching a lot of people who argue for universal healthcare bleat about how evil it would be to gently and carefully give people who live in the stone age access to clean water, medicine, etc. over time.

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9 months

@The_sigma_fem Cant wait to have our corpo overlords install smart mirrors in all apartments i have to watch 5 unskippable ads before i brush my teeth and shave.

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11 months

@Bolverk15 Twitter users when they realize that fiction (especially fantasy) often addresses social issues like racism by substitution

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3 months

@ratbitebaby some of the most masculine men ive met are the most accepting of the idea of gender expression and identity as spectrums

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4 months

me when i get a job as a propulsion engineer at a weird and kind of sus military-owned facility in the middle of the new mexican desert and on my first day i see a fucking disk

slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️

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its very unclear where the real bleeding edge of technology is even in open literature in civilian fields, and it only gets murkier as you step up in sensitivity so while outrageous claims require outrageous evidence, deep skepticism and agnosticism is scientifically correct

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2 months

“Move fast break things” softbodied techbro management types when my fist moves fast and breaks their jaw after they get another batch of welders exposed to lethal levels of hexavalent chromium

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2 months

No one should get hurt while working, but I have some thoughts on this article. "In 2022, the Brownsville, Texas facility reported 4.8 injuries per 100. [...] Aerospace industry average is 0.8 injuries per 100 " SpaceX is moving so much faster than any other company. They

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3 months

I really hate how many online leftist Poasters have this almost magnetic aversion to domain knowledge where they think they can understand everything from first principles and LARP as bullies from 90s high school movies whenever anyone actually knowledgeable corrects them

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@kevconrad2 The d riding is crazy

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@RomanianLiberal When im in a “chronically incapable of quantitative reasoning” competition and my opponent is a Tankie

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@Prolemasses @nikicaga Japanese Nationalists talking about Hiroshima and Nagasaki vs Japanese Nationalists talking about the Rape of Nanjing

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4 months

@gothgirl_prelaw fuckin waluigi-luigi ass naming scheme

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@SocDane this is the “add all the numbers up to (whatever)” shit that people come up with on a long car trip as kids

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16 days

@ericmagvas this might seem callous of me but basically everywhere in eastern china looks like it might be pleasantly chilly and rainy, or scaldingly hot and humid

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@RightWingCope @nominalthoughts evergreen

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3 months

@kimchicel Saw this banger in the replies

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@LilithLovett is it just me or is the russian trial box kind of fucked up

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22 days

@gothgirl_prelaw like if you denied the holocaust in germany youd get the shit kicked out of you but downplaying the massacre of nanjing is acceptable in even modern day japan

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29 days

Leftists can be extremely annoying sometimes but anyone who tells you that spending time with someone who is even slightly socially conservative is not torturous is probably repressing traumatic memories

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22 days

@gothgirl_prelaw i've had a couple old friends who are japanese tell me that their history curriculum spends lots of time on how inhumane the nuking of hiroshima and nagasaki was while the treatment of imperial war crimes is "it wasnt that bad but even if it was we had no choice"

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23 days

@nikicaga Every single time I've gone to the beach around houston/Corpus i've found rusted abandoned 55 gallon drums and tons of garbage

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20 days

@Jimbocooter6969 @nikicaga this is like 3/4ths of the male engineering students i know try harder

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27 days

@elaifresh Trying to tell a libertarian that getting vaccinated is good and getting hit with “u shouldnt be responsible for other peoples health” and realizing these people are low-trust antisocial spoiled brats who are unfit for civil society

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3 months

@kimchicel @endless_sine

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@NotoriousPBG Retvrning to a time when we had listeria outbreaks and people had an average lifespan of 50 years

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4 months

@SoberonCMario @Bolverk15 Exactly, Hamas is an oppressor of the palestinian people and isnt some righteous freedom fighting organization.

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@83dollaroring i will send them to the uranium mines

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5 months

@The_sigma_fem how transvestigators think cis women are built

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3 months

@ratbitebaby I feel strongly that this is an insult to life itself

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4 months

@notkavi it reminds me of how the toughest parts of the last 2 NYT connections puzzles have literally just been Fun Facts

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6 months

@Bolverk15 Youtube making advertisements more intrusive, and lower in quality all while fighting a protracted war with adblock users is one of the funnier and disturbing things of this past year

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22 days

@sam_d_1995 @robtanner84 waiting for a rant about how NYC is actually a communist dunghole with a government to the left of stalins or something

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@MGSGrassEater @Jimbocooter6969 @nikicaga i think you have them mixed up with computer scientists

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4 months

@nikicaga Based mom tbh

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3 months

I see so many fucking people on here simply Make Shit Up because they want to dunk on El-Mo when theres a billion actual things to criticize wrt him and the companies hes founded that dont involve childish rubbish like “heh heh rocket explodeded”

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@Neoncaffeine @ChloeNumberIII i would probably just not watch MA rated shows with my children

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@83dollaroring @spooky_stokes the virgin Ivy League techbro midwit vs the chad MechE with a lucrative career kickstarted by a bachelors from a random state school

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@Bolverk15 Civilians are not objects of revenge you can project the ills of their governments onto and that goes for both palestinian schoolchildren and young israelis at a music festival

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11 months

@RightWingCope Conservatives when people start taking basic precautions

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6 months

@nikicaga the tradcaths I know are chronically incapable of getting laid so it def tracks that they’d mald over this

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@keffals i dont like dylan mulvaney because she turned me into a newt

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@worsematt "Give me a commie block apartment instead of this" werent there a shitload of apartments in the soviet union that were literally close in size to this one in japan and intended for young workers as well

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@83dollaroring googles ai “”companion”” is not even just a bumbling sidekick its literally less than useless

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2 months

i showed you my composite propellant rocket motor please respond

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Something a lot of men don't like to admit: All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women. Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective: To keep the

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@Third_Nut Yaranaika for a new generation

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@ElGranSenglar Its especially funny when you realize lots of these guys think that a maid they can also have sex with who looks like ana de armas is like, a minimum to them

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@worsematt @nikicaga Startup techbros will never match the power level of a boomer COBOL programmer

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whenever this account comes up the thing that sticks out to me is just how sad and caustic her view of humanity is. Shes moralized her disgust response and genuinely can't seem to comprehend the idea of a positive-sum interaction ever occurring. I feel pity more than anything

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She really thinks that if you go to a restaurant on your birthday you have to specifically demand a birthday treat in a way that is somehow different from just placing an order. Ime, the birthday treat is usually the only thing you *don't* ask for

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@servomechanica like 90% of the "normal" people in my program are high functioning autists who learned how to talk to people and are more adept at communication than most normie extroverts are

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5 months

@83dollaroring just about every CivE person I've met is infinitely more capable and productive than basically every CS techbro wannabe I know and its not even close

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6 months

@RomanianLiberal wait milei is apart of ze new vorld order? based

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listening to my techbro friends prattle on about how aerospace engineering is held back by dei and safety regulations

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1 month

the fact that a decent chunk of the population has been negatively polarized against the concept of taking basic precautions is super fucking worrying

🌲 Mostly Peaceful Jawbone Enthusiast 🌲

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My seven year old is about to turn eight. He asked me yesterday why he still has to have a car seat booster. I said it is because he lives in a society run by women and weak men who themselves are dominated by women. That women are predisposed toward safety and that their

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Im a Lockheed Martin socialist

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my vibe today

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@RomanianLiberal i cant even imagine the level of terminal porn addiction necessary to create the prompt for that image lmfao

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3 months

explaining to my landlord why im hauling an industrial lathe i got for an insanely cheap price at an auction up to my 1br apartment

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3 months

Want to build on a budget? Try Gov auction sites You can find CNCs, mills, lathes, welders, CMMs, 3D printers, Metrology equipment, presses, tools and more Great bang for the buck! List of sites in comments

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@DrChrisCombs I love that guy citing “great man theory” as if its some infallible law of the universe and not a largely incorrect assessment latched onto be e/acc twitter users who read the cliffsnotes of atlas shrugged

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@nikicaga Ive found that a good chunk of people worth dating find *some degree* of monologuing about some topic endearing if the subject isnt terminally online psychoanalysis

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its “guy who is kind of annoying about what words you use and jokes you make” versus “guy who is missing the “cherish your life” piece of the human puzzle and cackles maniacally like Light Yagami atop a mound of human skulls”

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Vaush is unironically a very good avatar of this incredibly midwitted anti-intellectual “dunk-culture” thats gripped online progressive spaces like a Pestilence

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@TrevorLess @IdahoBones Yeah I’ve mentioned to rightoids that I want to go to grad school in California and they will immediately act like Pasadena is wartorn Kabul

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@westofmain_ Love it when tankies do Blood-And-Soil nationalism but Wokely™️ Theyre not beating the fascism allegations lol

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10 days

Once more I'm tapping the sign

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@NASA @SpaceX @Space_Station bad news for people who don’t want to be destroyed by falling space station remnants

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10 months

@LilithLovett its the moral obligation of every engineer in the US to give this guy an adam smasher exoskeleton tbh

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@DrChrisCombs I thought those were C-Beams glittering in the dark as the ISS approached the Tannhäuser gate

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5 months

@RomanianLiberal me when collective punishment is a tool of dictators and abusive parents

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@Bolverk15 Legit half the shit blue checkmarks say on here would get them turned into the forum lolcow or banned for being a habitual problem user

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6 months

@The_sigma_fem conservatives trying to interpret studies challenge (impossible)

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@ratbitebaby "the concoction" and it was developed by some swedish alchemist called Sven Emmanuel Arterius out of uranium dust, lead and arsenic and was used to treat the common cold until research in the mid 20th century showed that it causes frontal lobe tissue in children to vitrify

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@elaifresh saying “i would prefer not to” when asked not to drink and drive

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@RegimeTwink me when the tree goddess thats actually an alien superintelligence that practices eugenics and population control and keeps the natives at a hunter gatherer level is supposed to be seen as the good guy

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@LinkofSunshine ok the family tree one was a cute little puzzle but like what the fuck is that alabama back-country genealogy shit going on there

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@kimchicel you can always illegally expand your apartment with galvanized square steel and expansion screws borrowed from your second aunt, the cops cant stop you

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@LilithLovett Ive said it before and I’ll say it again some of the most masculine guys I know are the most willing to show softness while performative masculinity is a cope adopted by the androgenically challenged

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3 months

Horseshoe theory but its Objectivists and popular Leftist livestreamers and shitposters and their aversion to actually reading things and talking to people that dont already affirm their priors

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5 months

@worsematt I swear these people see evolution especially of societies as iterative design rather than a process of continuous change based on a shitload of factors at a fixed point in time

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@nikicaga Conservatives raging against healthy LTRs is the funniest development

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@DKiSAerospace That LBJ quote about how if you convince the most worthless white guy hes better than the best black guy he wont notice you’re picking his pocket rings true once again

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@yogaACAB @HannahPosted Yeah I've met a decent chunk of leftists who will call you bourgeois if you have like, a middle class lifestyle/income/upbringing. "Oh wow, you grew up in a house? rich fuck, I grew up underneath a bridge in a tarp that had sprung a leak"

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@83dollaroring houston kids will have cured cancer before they graduate High School and will still go to UH because they landed a hefty scholarship

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@pbgomez_ showing clips of women who are being sexually exploited as some sort of expose on the pernicious, predatory nature of the "feminine essence" coupled with incredibly soy reddit "HuWaoouh!!! THis real world tragedy is just like my heccin videya/tv show!! KuHeeeeewl!!" disgusting

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@LilithLovett Wolfenstein the new collossus where a pasty blonde white guy is resurrected with the help of a nerdy white guy so he can kill racist white guys

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going to a restaurant and getting hospitalized from food poisoning only to have some failtwink androgyne grad student at a shit tier hitlerite university come up to me and go “ummm y-you CHOSE to eat there! Tee hee hee!”

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@ww_dasilva Oh, the Sacklers should not have paid a penny, and the state attorneys who brought the suits should be personally fined. They did nothing wrong.

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@Bolverk15 being *actually* thicc requires a decent amount of exercise for a lot of women the same way being a “big guy” requires a lot of resistance training and isnt just eating pizza and icecream health is literally a component of thiccness

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@The_sigma_fem my stance on prison time for speech normally vs when I find out LibsOfTiktok would be guilty

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@pbgomez_ This is exactly right. I don't think america is in for a glorious civil war, but rather the Irish Troubles on steroids

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@83dollaroring getting into a piece of power armor meant for a guy who is like 7 feet tall and 300lbs and has superhuman strength and processing speed and becoming chunky spaghetti sauce as a result

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@sunflowertaters i have to say if I saw the cybertruck pulling me over i would fucking piss myself laughing

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