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3x faceit challenger 1x premier red 13x radiant @atlxs2b0 on all platforms

chicago | 23 | psy.m | 🇭🇰
Joined January 2021
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
the year is ending soon and what a crazy one it has been from a near successful suicide to finishing a master's degree, starting a successful career as a therapist, rekindling broken family bonds, and even hitting radiant a few more times for fun. 2023 has been a helluva story.
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
hot take: @SicK_cs is actually a genius he is drawing eyes to himself if he can’t maintain relevance thru his mediocre gameplay then he has to maintain his relevance by showcasing his mental instability
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@atlxs2b0
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4 months
im a gamer and i like esports, i competed in a few well known games can confirm, im a loser
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@TateTheTalisman
Tristan Tate
4 months
E-Sports cannot be called "sports" at all if this is what the "athletes" look like. Everybody in this video is a loser. Everybody. Take away their devices and have them do ANYTHING in real life and they would all score below average at everything. Ban the term E-Sports.
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@atlxs2b0
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2 years
update: i am okay, a few amazing souls were able to get through to me especially one in particular. i cannot promise any sort of permanent recovery physically or mentally but i am going to be fine for the time being. i am seeking professional help on my own volition.
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
PRO TIP: if you are being carried in a game, take it like a good little kitten if they want your gun, give them your gun if they want a smoke in a spot, smoke that spot if they want you on your knees, get on your knees the attitude should be "yes daddy anything for daddy"
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
u just have a bad eye for men dude
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@epitomestv
tala! 🍉🕊️
1 year
no man has all 3: - good at video games - can cook well - a driver's license
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@atlxs2b0
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8 months
HI @riotgames uhm so we found a bug in TDM... if u pick up a sound sensor, it multiplies in ur inventory picking up 1 gives u 2, u can have infinite traps
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@atlxs2b0
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7 months
additional information has been passed to me, apparently @Danatbeach or @camilleettv 's father better known as the man who is threatening to bankrupt shawn's family with lawsuits for "defamation" ... is on ashleymadison, a site for ppl looking to cheat on their spouses
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
i am so sorry for being out of touch, brushed up on it i was under the impression that this situation was over until i recently came across shawn's "apology" i have linked a reupload of the original document from @kkruii
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
there is no guarantee that the people im writing to will see any of this but i think this is the best way to leave a message to all the people i can no longer reach should they ever see it, ill leave the names out but u will know who u are and im sure someone will know too
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
4 months
sobbing, pissing, screaming, shitting, vomiting, disconnecting irl, injecting heroin, jumping off my roof head first
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This Clip Shocks
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The woman greeting her husband at the door every evening after work...
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@atlxs2b0
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7 months
i am so sorry for being out of touch, brushed up on it i was under the impression that this situation was over until i recently came across shawn's "apology" i have linked a reupload of the original document from @kkruii
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
ladies and gentlemen, we won shawn and his family have been defended, thank u to those who contributed and those who showed support Dan has apparently retracted all threats and subsequently deactivated; play stupid games and win stupid prizes
@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
i am so sorry for being out of touch, brushed up on it i was under the impression that this situation was over until i recently came across shawn's "apology" i have linked a reupload of the original document from @kkruii
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
hunter is a strong man and he supports my sentiment he does what he needs to do for the grind and although i hope the best for his health i cannot say that forcing or pressuring him to seek help is ever the right move one will call for help when one needs help
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
you know faceit is in an unhealthy state when even EX PROS are making use of smurfs to boost their elos and help them win games nobody plays with integrity, fair play is dead. @hazedCS wtf u doin man, have some honor you fool.
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
11 months
@beeaiu i googled it in 3 seconds.......
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
10 months
@Lammyta AWWW U GUYS R PERFECT, U BOTH LOOK LIKE SERIAL KILLERS
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
“sorry mom, my yuumi attached to someone else”
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
thank you for the overwhelming support and outpour from the community. i read it all this morning and i did not expect so many people to try for me. it truly does mean a lot. and thank you to the people who were able to establish personal contact with me and talk me down.
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
revived an old hobby for lunch
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
6 months
love is active "if they wanted to, they would" as you sit back and wait for them to act is just wrong a relationship is not a transaction, you don't wait to receive before you give you give because you admire them and want to see them happy, nothing more it is not about you,
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Feelings
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Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position ???
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
IM FUCKING DM LIMITED SO FOR EVERYONE WHO IS WISHING ME A HAPPY BDAY THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 IM HAPPILY A LIMITED EDITION 22 YEAR OLD ME DEF NOT PROUD OF THAT BUT IT’S OKAY
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
i cannot thank those people enough even if my brain is currently screaming in defeat. i did not expect things to turn out this way and i am so so sorry for all the fear and panic i caused everyone. i am very sorry. thank you, for everything. also, i will not be sharing details
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
I would like to add to my resume: I am an employed goon with expertise in handling voices I touch GRASS I have ALL my ex’s blocked AND I’m basically a human guard dog (I bark aggressively at HOME INVADERS while foaming at the mouth) Also I’m high elo in basically all games
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
“sorry mom, my pocket sage res’d someone else”
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
oh my god 😭😭😭 my mom basically just told me to go get bitches LMAO
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
"just put your head down and work" reach any goal by virtue of sheer willpower
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
@SmiesznyPajak this is you btw
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@atlxs2b0
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2 years
additionally: i will try and personally thank everyone who has showed support, expect a message of some sort over time.
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
3 months
me vs who i think i am
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@atlxs2b0
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9 months
Happy thanksgiving
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
yo do u fw 6'1 chinatown boys that cook and write poetry while living under a rock with the voices?
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@atlxs2b0
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3 months
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@atlxs2b0
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14 days
im going to reset my following, interact if u want me to follow u back after i set this bitch to 0
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
😔 what way?
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@xJahstin
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯
9 months
is ur face pretty enough for u to act that way ?
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
after 5 long years, i finally got to wave at my family while walking to retrieve a master’s degree in psychology i forgot 3 cords and a sash bc i woke up late so my mom wasn’t happy but it’s okay :) we are officially closing a chapter of my journey and hopefully moving onward
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@atlxs2b0
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1 month
did i cook?
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
3 months
now now, let's be civil here.... u could tuck him into ur rolls and make him ur folds kitten
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@ker0linda
☆ linda
3 years
>_<
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
3 months
@thatgrlilly1 basically this girl is well known for attacking ppl based on appearance and/or employment status will then play victim when it turns on her then rinse and repeat all around just runs around and acts insufferable then blames society for being fatphobic/ableist when heated
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
@juliannarvivas you will wonder 10,000 things in a single night why? is it my fault? what did i do? the list goes on then you will have to force yourself to trust every partner from then on because in your head you have set impossible expectations of on what displays of loyalty look like
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
1 count of revenge porn 1 count of child porn distribution 1 count of child porn possession 1 count of sexual solicitation with a minor the age of consent DOES NOT apply to online distribution contrary to what her father has said if she wants to fight legally, best we fight fair
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
i miss her (my rr)
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
3 months
@lilkbasedgod she was born to ":3" but forced to "moo"
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
thanks riot, career is dead due to a false ban now
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
MADE A DISCORD SERVER FOR MY FRIENDS NEW AND OLD it would be a shame for all you kind souls if y'all never met right? i hope y'all enjoy ur stay if u decide on joining me :) link in thread
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
LMAO @RiotSupport tell me what third party i was using please let me know bc i can guarantee that this is bullshit, yall just banned 3 of my accounts with a combined 800 levels and some 2.5k usd worth of skins for a software that i guarantee was not a cheat of any kind.
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@atlxs2b0
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8 months
soop who?
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@atlxs2b0
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11 months
-11x radiant (740rr peak) -global since 2017 (till cs2 release) -faceit is prob dying soon but 3.2k elo -working on top 100 world peak on cs2 currently (hit rad alrdy dis act) -completed 1k subs within 1 month challenge on yt -edited my own vids (guides, gameplay, and montages)
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@RuinAim
Ruin Aim
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Ruin Aim is looking for the following: - Apex Players - CS2 Players - osu! Players - VALORANT Players - Content Creators - Streamers - Editors - Graphic Designers Quote retweet this with why YOU should join! 🗝️
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
me when i team flash and i hear “dude im so fucking blind man”
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
oh fuck i woke up
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
relationships should be 50/50 i carry the team while you throw
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
me 10 years ago vs me now after ive used my voices to make me widawilly stronger
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
pro tip: that one person who only shows up to seek validation or to ask for a favor? block them after u tell them that ropes and ceiling fans usually go for a good sale at home depot
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
3 months
"hey babe, like what you see?" type of guy
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
i didnt use anything??? LOL
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@atlxs2b0
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7 months
before and after also fuck plating i always suck at that shit
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
for once my family had a dinner all together without fighting LOL omg mby i should try to kms more often HAAHA jkjkjk
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
10 months
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND PPL THAT WANNA PLAY ANYTHING BUT VAL DUDE, IM NOT AN ELO DISPENSER I'm blocking 99% of my friendslist. like i just wanna play a horror game in this bitch
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
me and what ive cooked
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
so, as long as he does not call upon us to intervene in his life, our support and watchful eye is all we can lend ive said this before and ill say it again hunter is a smart man, he knows what he’s doing he says wat he wants and when he wants, i respect that
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
about a week ago one of my clients left our care center to spend the remainder of her time left with her family, i got word that she died today. this was her favorite song to duet w me during our sessions. the end isn't pretty but at least the journey was, ill miss u granny
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
ranked isnt shit, ur just dogshit at the game breh
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
@noahtheicon ill do better for you or i wont hurt u like that again
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
oh ya? u want me to heal u? how about u meow for it? get on all fours and meow now then maybe ill consider healing you after you got legged by an awp
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
this is me, when u throw my val games this is the individual’s game whom u are throwing im like 3 wins from radiant, don’t do this to me
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@atlxs2b0
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2 years
why am i not dead? idfhnkjdsrh bc h bc duvi
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
hey this is me, he is me, i am him, this is who ur rejecting when u deny my hand washed bagels u flabby assed cunt bitch
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
One of our older clients recently had to be moved out into a care center bc of her worsening condition so she left behind her piano, thought I’d play something she liked while she was around.
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
2 years
SMURF HOODIE BC IM SMURFING IN UR DREAM ELO :D
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
someone get me in touch with a riot dev, losing 3 accounts that are easily worth 3k each on the pretense of “cheating” when i dont cheat nor would i ever need to is wild then a hwid ban on top so i cant even compete either on a diff acc is the biggest kick to the balls
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
the most meaningless achievements a human can acquire and i got them
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
dudeeee @SicK_cs took a trip to blinkerton man this guy is cooked LOL his most entertaining and most viewed stream to date real note tho: i hope he finds a way out of this, he def took something pre-stream; self-abuse of any kind is no joke, he took 6 months off to do something
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@atlxs2b0
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PSA: if you need to talk to someone and can't afford it (shit is expensive), i am willing to talk to u :) i do not recommend leaning on me completely despite me being a professional and in the field, nothing can replace face to face interaction I AM A LAST RESORT
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
homemade ramen 🤍
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
here is someone's dad threatening a kid with criminal law, i believe that is a crime even with just a quick google search not to mention word i got from close ones employed as lawyers also u definitely have suggestive child porn on some sort of device
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
7 months
i also just got confirmation that u definitely did threaten him legally and not only that, ur dad threatened him with the filing of criminal charges; did u know that also would be against the law? 1 count of abusing the justice system for malicious personal gain
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@atlxs2b0
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9 months
Sir meowington old media
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
“c-c-can u buy me the new oni bun-“
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@atlxs2b0
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6 months
false confidence 🃏 | FACEIT Challenger
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
6 months
sasa beef stir fry tossed in a black bean noodle 😋🤌
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
IM GONNA TRY TO LAUNCH A DATING SHOW CALLED “BLIND PICK” 8 PM CST THIS COMING SUNDAY THIS FIRST SHOW WILL BE STARRING A BACHELORETTE THERE ARE 12 CONTESTANT SLOTS (ANY GENDER) DM ME TO APPLY TAG A FRIEND WHO U THINK SHOULD JOIN LIKES + RT ARE MUCH APPRECIATED
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
this is me. hi guys.
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
1 year
u guys have to be baiting now, no way it’s that hard -has a 30 kill average in immortal -wears hoodies gifted by sister -has a bachelor’s degree in psychology
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@mel0nval
melly
1 year
no man has all 3: - good at val - have a good sense of style - knows how to communicate healthily
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
party tn :) rare atlas media?
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
10 months
dudes like this give us such a bad rep, i be adding ppl only on immortal alts these days just to keep my head down and play the game w newer friends
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pov u befriend a radiant eboy and played a few swifts w him
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@atlxs2b0
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10 months
POV: I'm your husband 1st: cali egg bendict served with street styled elotes and ahi tuna under sriracha aioli 2nd: poke bowl (sushi rice) 3rd: miso ramen (chicken stock) 4th: chicken guac n lime tossed rice i like food.... stop hurting my eyes with charred nuggets.....
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@saneindiangirl
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POV: I’m your wife 💀 First one is nuggets Second one is chocolate cake with milkmaid on it. It looks so wrong but it tasted decent Third one is cake base. Let’s just say I forgot to put cream on it & ate it just like that
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
SAY HI TO CHARLIE
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
10 months
rejected a guy asking me out for drinks and got called a homophobe in 20 different ways as well as 2 different languages 🫥
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@atlxs2b0
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7 months
i also just got confirmation that u definitely did threaten him legally and not only that, ur dad threatened him with the filing of criminal charges; did u know that also would be against the law? 1 count of abusing the justice system for malicious personal gain
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
rate my rizz
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@atlxs2b0
couch cat
9 months
We set a escape room record
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@atlxs2b0
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@ker0linda @thatgrlilly1 meh, ive heard differently from most ppl ive talked to and it's pretty consistent; no serious discrepancies between accounts ur the only person who has said differently could everyone be lying to me? maybe but what r the odds of that vs just one person speaking differently?
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@atlxs2b0
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@eyemahater -makes fun of ppl for how they look -says all men are insufferable -gets flamed for being a world ending black hole spawning doomsday threat -starts tweeting abt how fatphobic society is -rinse and repeat i just went down the rabbit hole so u dont have to
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@atlxs2b0
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1 year
it has officially been 1 month since i’ve started content creation ❤️ and what a journey we have had none of it would ever have been possible without u guys thank you all and hopefully i can thank you all for many more months to come :) 500 subs in a month is CRAZY tf man shit
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@atlxs2b0
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8 months
they rly just swatted his ass for what
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@atlxs2b0
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2 years
LFT NA -Fluent in all roles (primarily duelist) -can IGL -T2 scrim exp -T3 tourney exp -Peak #68 (peak 740 rr) -Free every day (past 4 pm CST) but Saturdays R + V appreciated :) @HitBoxAcademy @ValorCentral
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@atlxs2b0
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2 years
okay fucking is great n all, but how about we stay up all night talking about random shit and i get to fall for yet another part of you?
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