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homoverse ebooks ☆ 🌱🏛️ , ⚖️🍄 , 🔶💧 , ⛓️💧 , ☔💧 , ⛓️🎩 , ❄️🔥 ☆ 🦁🍁 ☆ fic: @parahelios ♡ gf: @mintxlotus 🧡🤍🩷

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@astraimpact

astra☆

5 months

kaveh: ok who invited hat guy?? is he even allowed to be here? wanderer: excuse me? did you just assume my gender? kaveh: oh my god?? i am so sorry!! i did not intend to cause offense but that's no excuse for — wanderer: (to nahida) you're right, slumber parties are fun

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@astraimpact

astra☆

4 months

the narrative that adults don't belong in fandom continues to be one of the most confusing to me... when i was a minor in fandom we IDOLIZED the "grown-up" fans. i thought being a married adult with a job and a house + the freedom to write fanfic whenever you wanted was the DREAM

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Fun times 👍🏽

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2 years

diluc... pretty...

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3 years

thank you for cleaning the tl sweetie

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@astraimpact

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3 years

#thomato 🍅 // thoma's vision story:

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3 years

the struggle of wanting your ship to be as in-character as possible but also wanting them to be sickeningly romantic in truly unbelievable and disgusting ways

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1 year

Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting

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11 months

the relationship between a ship and a shipper is so interesting because you really can't FORCE yourself to like a ship if it isn't already happening... sometimes it ticks all the boxes but it does nothing for you. sometimes NO boxes are ticked but you're down catastrophic

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2 months

my hc is that he heard someone say it back when he was a student, took it seriously, learned 20 languages, and then when a haravatat senior later explained it was a joke he was just like, "why? is it supposed to be hard?" infuriating all of his classmates

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Roui | 🫐

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WHEN I CATCH YOU ALHAITHAM WHEN I CATCH YOU

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3 years

gay people are either zhongli or ningguang there are only two options (and both are sexy)

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5 months

kaveh: alhaitham! you would not believe this. i looked in the mirror this morning and guess what i found? a GREY HAIR. i am TWENTY-EIGHT. this is a cruelty beyond measure. grey hair! at my age! alhaitham, slow blinking at him: kaveh: kaveh: listen it's a different kind of grey

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3 years

ppl be like "your fictional interests are the same as your irl interests" and throw accusations around but my strongest evidence against this is how often i romanticize and idealize the outdoors when irl i would rather die than go camping

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2 months

wait hold on a fucking second KAVEH'S TCG SKILL DISCARDS THE TOP CARD FROM YOUR DECK??? UR TELLING ME THEY TOOK THE DELETE OBJECT GLITCH AND MADE IT REAL???

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5 months

kaveh is the only man allowed at dunyarzad's "girls only" slumber parties and it's a little bit because he has flawless nail polish application skills but mostly because drama surrounds him and the girls NEED the tea

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my favourite genre of sumeru art is when all the girls have a flower on their hair, and kaveh for some reason

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3 years

good morning to albedo's thigh high boots as a reminder that albedo has thigh high boots and it's so unnecessarily sexy i hate him

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astra☆

2 years

imagine getting a wedding invitation from your gen z cousin or coworker or something and it's printed on premium cardstock with gold foil and at the bottom there's a footnote that says "proship/kaeluc DO NOT RSVP"

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2 years

what if there was a little shrine at the top of wangshu inn and you could offer one (1) delicious almond tofu once a day and it didn't give you anything in return except the peace of mind that xiao is being fed and reminded that he's loved

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astra☆

6 months

i used to be convinced that alhaitham wouldn't like kids but now i'm like... oh no. oh no he loves kids. this is devastating

@GenshinUpdate

Genshin Update 

6 months

Happy birthday to the scribe of the Sumeru Akademiya, Alhaitham #アルハイゼン生誕祭2024 #GenshinImpact #原神 #원신 #Alhaitham

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2 months

ok... meanwhile actual master level cosplayers who have put hundreds of hours into their award-winning projects just take one look at hoyoverse designs and they're like, "yeah i'm going to taobao"

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Genshin Confessions 📖 | READ 📌!!

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11 months

"I had a sex dream last night," Kaveh announces suddenly and breathlessly, after throwing back his third cup of wine. "Good for you," says Tighnari without looking up from his cards, at the same time Cyno turns a keen eye on Kaveh and asks, "About me?" "Pass," says Alhaitham.

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1 year

I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS VERSION UPDATE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE #KAVEH

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1 year

alhaitham, getting down on one knee with a ring: kaveh, will y— kaveh: are you making fun of me because i spent all that time at the shop yesterday looking at jewelry out of my price range? and what, now you've gone and bought the most expensive one just to show off?? you are SO

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astra☆

10 months

remember when pre-kaveh we would scramble to write stuff like "oh my archon!" as an expression of shock/surprise so that it sounded more appropriate to teyvat and then kaveh decided to just straight up say "oh my god" and changed everything

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2 years

thomato but they can't date because ayato has made it very clear that the moment thoma's dick becomes accessible to him he will NOT be able to focus on his work and the people of inazuma WILL lose their homes

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1 year

alhaitham referring to kaveh as "spoiled" like 😭 who tf do you think is spoiling him?

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3 months

i was so worried about seeing spoilers for the quest all over the tl before i had the chance to play, but as it turns out, i didn't need to worry because the only thing anyone cares about is where kaveh is sitting, how kaveh is sitting, and the object on which kaveh is sitting,

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1 year

leaks // kaveh: my best friend who understood me like no one else told me a truth i couldn't handle and i lashed out and hurt him and may have fucked up our relationship for good. your strongest drink, please diluc, sliding over the drink: first time?

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1 year

genshin leaks // ON... ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... it's canon confirmed that kaveh hates living in an empty house so he's actually NEVER going to move out. ever. enjoy your new permanent housewife alhaitham

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astra☆

7 months

sorry for the low-effort memes but i am thinking about them always #haikaveh

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2 months

do you ever wonder what alhaitham plans on doing with all of the money he makes from his grand sage salary considering he doesn't have debt, children, a mortgage, or any particularly expensive hobbies?

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@astraimpact

astra☆

10 months

googling sexy nicknames to use on your sub for reasons and uhhh... one of these is. not like the others

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3 years

good morning do you ever think about how xiao, whose original form is strongly hinted to be a bird, resides at the top of the wangshu inn, which is built on a stone structure that strongly resembles a giant tree? XIAO LIVES IN A NEST

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11 months

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born to yaoi, forced to work

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astra☆

3 years

genshin leaks (nothing new) // if diluc is getting a skin we can probably assume he's getting either main story or event content which is great because i need him to be EXTREMELY soft so that we can banish the mean hateful diluc misconception once and for all

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2 years

kaeya could be balls-deep in diluc in genshin impact 6.9 (now rated M for mature themes) and the en translation would still find some way to slip a "brother" in there

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astra☆

1 year

100% real accurate caption

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3 years

diluc: i could take the fatui kaeya: all of them at once? diluc: yes kaeya, thinking about it: diluc, suspicious: in a fight kaeya, disappointed: oh

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1 year

two wolves inside of me for modern au office worker alhaitham 1. his emails contain immaculate formatting & grammar. he has mastered the art of professional passive aggression and snide remarks 2. "request denied. Sent from my iPhone"

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10 months

alhaitham being a cuddler is sooo important to me... i think as a kid he used to fall asleep hugging his grandma and then when he and kaveh became best friends they'd have sleepovers and share a bed and alhaitham would just. snuggle right up to kaveh and fall asleep instantly

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1 year

kaveh drunk and rambling to someone at the bar: it's so unfair how hot the acting grand sage is npc: idk he's not really my type kaveh: i'm sorry? tall, strong, gorgeous, with piercing jewel-toned eyes and a deep voice that makes you weak in the knees and he's "NOT YOUR TYPE??"

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2 years

diluc is the only genshin man who has canonically explicitly Rejected All Women why do ppl keep slandering him like this 😭😭😭

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1 year

moment of silence for every fanfic writer currently working on a kaveh-centric wip that now needs to be completely overhauled because they didn't expect kv to be THIS unstable

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2 years

do you think tighnari has a hard time being close to cyno after being struck by lightning because his body instinctively flinches away from the electro energy as a ptsd response haha i'm fine

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4 months

if it weren't for the WHAT

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3 years

excuse me. excuse me cn kaeya says "be more obedient" and jp kaeya says "behave yourself" was i supposed to live the rest of my life not realizing this extremely horny detail??????

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2 years

kaeya's dad: anyway i'll pick you up in like 10 years when the next step of our ancient plot unfolds so remember not to get emotionally attached baby kaeya: ok whatever bye (later) baby diluc, radiating sunshine: hi baby kaeya: oh i'm FUCKED

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1 year

leaks // SORRY JUST ONE MORE THING i can't get over how, despite their history and their fight, despite doing his best to keep up appearances while falling apart, kaveh drops his pride and his guard and tells alhaitham everything in the tavern that night

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4 years

every time zhongli gets another buff i just imagine him getting dragged back into the mhy office from his peaceful retired life while they try to convince him to unleash a LITTLE more of his power because that's what the people want

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11 months

Tighnari smacks Cyno's butt gently with his tail. "Ask silly questions, get silly answers." "But you'd tell me if you ever had a sex dream about him." "..." "Right? ... Nari?" "Look, Collei's light is still on. I should make sure she's in bed." "Wait — 𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪!")

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2 years

they really get to wake up to each other's faces every morning like how is this fair in any conceivable way

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1 year

HE'S DONE... i put all of my love into him pls enjoy ;__; #Kaveh #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

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3 years

help diluc's sense of humour is so fucking funny like this is basically a dad joke??

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2 months

alhaitham at 38: we are retiring kaveh: and i'm sure you're very happy about it, congratulations kaveh: kaveh: what do you mean "we"

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astra☆

5 months

btw fanfic writers who aren't paying attention to the current genshin event, lisa opened a potion shop and you can brew whatever potion the people need so this is the perfect opportunity to write accidental aphrodisiac pwp in mondstadt you're welcome!

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7 months

🌱🏛️ #haikaveh "And 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 I said, if you hate the way I organize things around here, why don't 𝘺𝘰𝘶 put your own things away? And you'll never believe what he thought was a good rebuttal —" "Ah, Kaveh, wait," Tighnari interjects. "Your lip is bleeding."

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1 year

today my reason to live is: alhaitham being a 5* and kaveh being a 4* means there is a POSSIBILITY that one day in the future they will get simultaneous alt outfits

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3 years

mihoyo: how do we tell everyone these two are gay and married without saying they're gay and married some guy at the office: vase mihoyo: UR SO RIGHT

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1 year

fr it's like toxic possessiveness and jealousy irl: 🚫🚩✖️🙅🏻‍♀️😒 toxic possessiveness and jealousy in my ships: 💕🌟💞👍💋💝👌💖💯😍🥵✨

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7 months

alhaitham's trusty '91 honda civic getting towed into kaveh's shop: kaveh: yeah i can't fix that alhaitham: can't or won't? kaveh: you realize it's still on fire alhaitham, throwing his jacket on the smoking engine and leaning casually against the hood: now it's not

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11 months

("Do you think Alhaitham is sexier than me?" Cyno asks Tighnari later, when they're walking back to Gandharva Ville together. "Depends," says Tighnari. "From the waist up, or the waist down?" "You're supposed to say, 'of course not, honey,'" says Cyno ruefully.

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3 years

diluc DID take eleven harbingers at the same time though... it was rough but with a little lube and patience it all worked out in the end

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3 years

kaeya suffering severe head trauma and getting amnesia. he doesn't recognize anyone and it's alarming, but when diluc shows up, he begins to relax. "i don't remember who you are," kaeya says, looking into diluc's eyes, curious and sincere, "but it seems some part of me does."

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2 years

genshin player who badly wants mondstadt to undergo renovations so it looks as lovingly detailed as sumeru

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3 years

genshin impact characters + weed (ver. 2.2)

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3 years

don't congratulate me this was the 177th wish i'm gonna SLAP him

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1 year

@sungspiel kaveh: it's my favourite gem, my favourite metal, AND it's my size? did you COMMISSION this just to prove a point? yes, we all know how proud you are of your salary and your immaculate sense of financial responsibility and MMPH—don't KISS me when i'm TALKING

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2 years

visions are dispensed according to ur sexual orientation actually here's the secret code they follow in celestia pyro: gay cryo: gay-leaning bi hydro: gay anemo: SUPER gay geo: gay-leaning ace electro: lesbian dendro: virgin

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2 months

anon if you're reading the qrts for whatever reason, please take a long look at your attitude and realize that YOU are the one who sucks here. a young (or old!) cosplayer in a bought costume is doing absolutely nothing to hurt you. they're having fun and that's the WHOLE POINT

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1 year

"why don't WOMEN write more stuff about WOMEN" "why don't LESBIANS write more stuff about LESBIANS" why don't YOU stop telling US what to DO

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1 year

kaveh as a makeup influencer known for his videos where he applies his blush and highlights and eyeliner and mascara while bitching at a steady, consistent pace about his annoying roommate

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4 months

anyway time is unforgiving and merciless. these kids will grow up and learn what being an adult is actually like whether they want to or not, and hopefully will look back on their years sending judgmental anon hate with a deeply profound sense of cringe. this is the punishment.

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1 year

#haikaveh memory loss // it's been 3 years since kaveh went missing. he's been presumed dead by all except alhaitham, who does not give up the search, and eventually finds him tucked away in a tiny remote village. kaveh smiles, radiant, and then he asks: "sorry, do i know you?"

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2 years

ayato: Thoma. thoma: i'm leaving! i swear! (strips off his wet clothes as he stumbles towards the door and gets his head stuck in his shirt, causing him to hit the doorframe and let out a pornographic groan of pain)

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2 months

rational brain wants to say "early retirement" but hkv brain wants to say "kaveh's debt and also their wedding and also their honeymoon and also kaveh's early retirement not that kaveh will ever stop working as long as he breathes but he won't HAVE to work and will spend more ti

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7 months

kaveh trending with 57k+ posts on tighnari's birthday makes me think about him showing up to nari's birthday party in that tight sleeveless black top and stealing EVERYONE'S attention....

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11 months

"Excuse me?" Kaveh points his cup accusingly at Alhaitham, the picture of indignant outrage. "What is 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 supposed to mean?" "Was I good?" asks Cyno. "Why would you immediately assume it was about you," Tighnari says to Cyno, in less of a question and more of a sigh.

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3 years

not to go on another character rant but how can zhongli ever be perceived as being cold and monosyllabic when in canon he's kind and helpful and refuses to shut up about anything that isn't something he has otherwise contractually agreed to shut up about

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2 years

thoma understands that inazuma comes first and does his best to remain as un-sexy as possible while he's reaching up to dust the highest shelf in ayato's study and his back muscles are flexing and his shirt pulls up just enough to show a thin strip of bare skin

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10 months

everyday i wake up and think about my stupid gay ships and i simply cannot fathom that there are people out there who do not have stupid gay ships to be crazy about... what do they THINK about? chores? lawn care and maintenance? this week's best deals at costco??

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11 months

Kaveh looks at Alhaitham, who stares back evenly. "Oh," says Kaveh, looking down to belatedly take note of the one useless Geo die in front of Alhaitham's Barbara card. He reaches up to tuck his hair behind his ear. Cyno inhales sharply. Kaveh drops his hand. It's too late.

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"Why wouldn't it be about me?" asks Cyno with a small frown, as visibly offended as he's able to convey. "I can be sexy. Do you not think I'm sexy?" "I never said you weren't —" "Get that out of my face," says Alhaitham, plucking Kaveh's cup out of his hand and setting it down.

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1 year

haikaveh being two halves of a whole in EVERY single way possible is making me so nauseous. they mirror each other's schools of thought. they wear complementary colours. their darshans are white & black. they both have bird constellations. and now they make POETRY together??

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2 years

ayato, cracking his brush in half: thoma i need you to leave right now thoma: understood, (picks up his mop bucket and trips, spilling water all over himself and causing his clothes to stick to his skin, outlining every smooth line of his body, translucent and dripping)

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11 months

"Hey!" cries Kaveh, reaching for his cup, but Alhaitham slides it out of reach. "I was drinking that!" "And then you finished it." "No, I didn't!" "Yes, you did." "Kaveh, who was your dream about?" Cyno demands with a solid slap of his palm on the table.

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1 year

kaveh with poor blood circulation sneaking into alhaitham's bedroom and very carefully slipping under the covers to steal some warmth, planning to be gone before haitham wakes up in the morning. (kaveh falls asleep and doesn't leave; alhaitham has been awake the whole time 💚)

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7 months

11 months later and "Will My Roommate Tell Everyone My Big Secret?!" is still my favourite bl anime

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2 years

Omg so at the end of Alhaitham's quest, Kaveh says SOOO MUCH when you use Nahida's skill on him... ...to the point that I had enough lines to make a FULL CUTSCENE EDIT HAHAHA

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11 months

"As Tighnari said, it's obvious," says Alhaitham at last. "Kaveh has very noticeable tells when he's embarrassed to speak with someone. He will repeatedly tuck his hair behind his right ear and avoid making direct eye contact for longer than three seconds."

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11 months

The sound causes Kaveh to jerk back into his seat from where he'd been leaning towards Alhaitham, shrinking under the force of The General Mahamatra's piercing stare. Next to him, Tighnari has one ear folded down in secondhand embarrassment, but the other perked in curiosity.

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2 years

kaeluc // omg kaeya setting up a kissing booth to raise funds for the knights and by mid-morning the line is out the front gates and over the bridge. diluc makes it to the cat's tail before FINALLY asking what everyone is lining up for

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11 months

"I can't tell you that!" protests Kaveh, crossing his arms over his chest, as though covering the exposed skin beneath his low-cut front will afford him some amount of protection from Cyno's probing. "Oh?" Cyno shoots Tighnari a smug look. "Is it because they're in this room?"

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3 years

people who assume childe using foul legacy means he's topping... do they not realize that if his *entire* body is scaled up in size that includes his prostate ,

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11 months

"If they are, that gives us four options, not including Kaveh himself," explains Tighnari in the same matter-of-fact tone he uses during his lectures, "and of these options, the most likely answer is obvious." "Obvious?" repeats Kaveh, voice raised high enough to crack.

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2 years

the serenitea pot has been in stasis for nearly two months now and in one of my realms xingqiu has been trapped with kaeya and diluc in the manor this entire time. pretty sure he's started writing fanfiction about them. when albedo reads the draft he's going to laugh his ass off

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11 months

"What do you think?" Tighnari asks Alhaitham. "About Kaveh's sex dream," clarifies Cyno needlessly. There's a beat of silence as Tighnari and Cyno turn expectant gazes upon Alhaitham, who appears in no hurry to respond as he takes a long drink from his own wine cup.

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11 months

Cyno sinks back in his chair with a defeated look. "So it isn't me." Tighnari pats Cyno on the shoulder in sympathy. "Maybe next time." "Another round, lads?" Lambad asks as he comes around to gather the used dishware from their table. "Last call."

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2 years

kaeluc // kaeya: here's the plan. we have a big fight and break up — diluc: this is a terrible plan kaeya: BUT then we have hot makeup sex and get back together diluc: this is what's wrong with you and why our relationship can't work. take off your pants

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1 year

#haikaveh 5am thoughts // alhaitham, who has been comfortably independent since the age of 9, unexpectedly experiencing the ill effects of Codependency for the first time after he and kaveh officially get together and kaveh has to go out of town for work🧵

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2 months

i am in hysterics. we thought they considered the delete glitch shameful and it was maybe why they didn't want him rerunning again but instead they were like "hang on let this hacker cook"

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11 months

"We're fine, thanks," says Alhaitham, earning himself a scowl from Kaveh, and when Lambad is gone he addresses the others. "It's late. Let's finish up this game and head out." "It's Kaveh's turn," says Cyno. "No, it's Alhaitham's!" "I passed," says Alhaitham.

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1 year

leaks , #haikaveh // okay but you know how kaveh wants to make sure his mother doesn't worry about him or think that he's lonely? he can't very well show up to her wedding by himself, can he? but then who can he ask to accompany him to such a thing, who won't expect more?

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@antithesiscrow staring at this tweet in shock like it's ace attorney and you just delivered the final critical blow

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