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@ashtweets95_

2 months

Yes! 🙏🏽🤍 best young project in the prem

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@MarcSpurs

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@premierleague @ManUtd They're ok.. but this lot.. now we're talking..

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

When your snapchat notifies you that "someone is typing" and you never ever receive that snap 🌚🌚🌚

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Looooooooool the 1st reply killed me😂😭

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@realmostack Man said "darkskin girl looking like Yewande, can I marry you one day?" Say that bar out loud and tell me it's not ard😭🙏🏽

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Me: Get up & be productive bro Inner me: Ngl it's Sunday

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9 years

When Gary Neville ripped Jamie Carragher on Sky Sports😭😭

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2 years

@TheRealKofiB I just wanna know who Julius Adebenge is🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

I'm waiting for this T Wayne tune ngl...😭🔥

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9 years

😂😂 http://t.co/PjiMG05Qtu

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

The only person that can beat Chip with a diss track is Stormzy and that's because his fan base would force Chip to suicide

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

2016 ladies & gentlemen. Girls are officially devils😭

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

He didn't realise that the same students he punished a few years ago (by raising tuition fees to 9k) are now old enough to vote. #Bloffin

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Ay this guy has no feelings at alllll 😭😭

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

#StripperStory 1

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

With your shit beach

BBC Election

@bbcelection

8 years

Southend-on-Sea votes to Leave. Full results: #EURef

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

When she asks me if I can bill it.. http://t.co/sNIzGHqA7t

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9 years

#StripperStory 2

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9 years

#StripperStory 13

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@LickshotLippy Loool nah I like the way Lippy is handling this still. @YoungAdz1 & @DIRTBIKE_LB he's on your side bros. Just wants to see you man live through your legacy and not die young like the others we've seen lose their lives recently

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#StripperStory 3

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#StripperStory 7

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Guys... this is why Segways have space for 2 feet, and 2 feet only.. http://t.co/zh92bSdLFH

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9 years

#StripperStory 10

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#StripperStory 6

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#StripperStory 12

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Wonder what Drake's issue with Stormzy is🤔

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9 years

#StripperStory 4

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#StripperStory 9

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

A man makes a tune with Skepta, Dave & Giggs, brings out Krept & Konan and Section Boyz at shows.... yet he's never even mentioned Stormzy..

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

"Carnival 2015 was live!" they said..😂 http://t.co/s4IybXB1iG

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9 years

#StripperStory 11

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#StripperStory 8

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@ashtweets95_

7 years

When I get aired I actually can't believe it. Such a rare occurrence.

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@ashtweets95_

3 years

@MoTheComedian

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

Man said "my knife game legendary, they should put my shank in a museum" 😭😭

Rv Pochettino

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5 years

Fuck it if i get enough likes ill drop it

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

UKs finest (in no particular order): Skepta Wretch Stormzy Krept & Konan Chip J Hus Skrapz Tion Wayne Baseman Mo Stack Big Tobz

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

The term "money doesn't buy happiness" is BS loool gimme 10mil bmt I'll smile forever

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@ashtweets95_

4 years

@alhan @michaelgove '420bandobaby' loooool what a name for the Cabinet Office Minister's daughter ay😂

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Yo someone tell me what's going on here😂 http://t.co/lpFLGqdQZ4

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

LOOOOL this might be the funniest one I've come across #MoveToBoys2016

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@ashtweets95_

11 years

GCSE's had me thinking I was Isaac Newton....... A-Levels dropped an apple on my head & woke me up immediately.

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@ashtweets95_

7 years

I GOT A 1ST IN MY DISSO😩🎉

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

When someone cusses your Mum but you're waived

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

If ur above the age of 20 & ur talking about "when I glo up" I'm sorry to break it to you but😭😭😭😭

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@ashtweets95_

4 years

Real Jamaicans will know about Bulla Cake. I love that shit 😍🇯🇲

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

The pain.. someone tell @Skepta I'm a fan please 😭 http://t.co/mQiYeki9FO

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@ashtweets95_

4 years

NEXT 5 FROM VYBZ: FEVER RAMPING SHOP JEANS & FITTED SUMMERTIME CLARKS / TOUCH AH BUTTON

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Dem Boy Paigon had 2.5milli YouTube views and it doesn't even have a video ffs😭

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@RealRapman @ParamountUK @BBCFilms @BlueStoryMovie Everyone who knows about Blue Story - Rapman from back in the day knows this story is already hard. Can't wait to see the full movie.

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Imagine it's big big 2017 and you lot are still doing Africans vs Caribbeans, I need to add to my block list😅

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

When I miss my lectures I feel like shit. When I'm sitting in lectures I feel like shit. Can't win can I 😩

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

You think £9 an hour by 2020 will make us any better off? By that time we'll be spending £9 on a meal deal on our lunch breaks😩 #Budget2015

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Do we even have reception to make a phone call at Carnival loool let alone Snapchat😭

CHRISSY

@ChristinaSVO

9 years

Snapchat needs to make one of those 'Notting Hill Carnival 2015 - Live' feeds so we can see all the snaps from Carnival. @Snapchat

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

If I don't attend Wireless 2016 then I'm just a wasteman. No excuses this time round bmt.

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@Yaga_yawww You can have a million creative players, but if you don't have a goal scorer it means nothing. Both our goal scorers out injured. Nothing to do with Mourinho.

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

John Terry ripped Robbie Savage loool

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Student Finance is so long man. They just need a button you can tick that says "same shit as last year" tbh😴

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@ashtweets95_

6 years

Dr. Alex worked in Thailand for 2 months. All of a sudden his body count makes sense😂

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@ashtweets95_

6 years

@Jae_Gayle @svmmynvbil This is sooooo fucking wavey

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@ClubTolu Michael my brother, please handle this correctly

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@ashtweets95_

7 years

If you're not voting for Labour just unfollow me you know. I don't like you.

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

Not dissing Drake for all he's done for the UK scene, because he didn't have to do shit, but it doesn't make any sense lol

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@ashtweets95_

10 years

What do you achieve by telling people that they will fail A levels on the same day they are supposed to be celebrating their GCSE results?

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@ashtweets95_

6 years

There's only one black girl on this island I'm seeing other black girls mock her. You lot are weird bruv

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@ashtweets95_

10 years

When the DJ changes your tuneeeeee http://t.co/dc8jYsma0x

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

The UK music scene is missing J Hus ngl

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@ashtweets95_

10 years

When you make the extra effort to attend your lecture and then half way through realise why you never used to go.. http://t.co/cJF0cxwj1Q

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Loooooool pree the 1st reply😭😭 http://t.co/B7EeRBEkmu

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@ashtweets95_

7 years

Please take 5 mins out of your day to complete this very short survey for me. It will help me with my dissertation!

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Oh hi I didn't quite hear you there

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

@OfficialChip WE WANT A DISS TRACK TONIGHT BRO😂

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@ashtweets95_

3 years

The founder of NHC was a Trinidadian, but she created NHC to bring the Caribbean community together. And given that most of the windrush gen were Jamaican, they were bound to have an impact. Jamaicans introduced reggae/dub sound systems, which enticed other cultures to attend NHC

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Think I need a bae to go shopping with real quick. Choose some peng outfits for me so I can secure other pengtings

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

The way you pulled this off was too lit. Best episode of SWIL ever 🔥

Michael Dapaah

@MichaelDapaah

5 years

So all characters meet 🤣😱! #SWIL2 season finale OUT NOW ▶️:

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

David Cameron must be bloffin.

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Do I get a £3,000 refund for each year then or nah

The Labour Party

@UKLabour

9 years

17. We will cut tuition fees from £9,000 to £6,000 (which will help students and is also good for our economy).

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

I deserve the pengest of all pengtings and no I won't settle for less.

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

Just watched the first episode of Rap Game UK and it's sick still. Shout out Krept & Konan

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

No one does, Cameron did it for bants

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@sayjuels

9 years

I will never understand why university cost £9000 🙄

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Who's funnier?

MikesComedyy

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@ashtweets95_

8 years

If you don't remove the gherkin in a McDonalds Cheeseburger then you are actually trash

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@ashtweets95_

3 years

Catch 22 - Prince Swanny might be the best song this year no cap

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

A year and a half...that £50 is now worth £67.20... inflation is real b.

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@ashtweets95_

10 years

"Yeah the name's Mauricio, I'm no Mourinho, but I can make Paulinho, play like Ronaldinho!" #PochRap @e_spurs http://t.co/z0dKvuWfY5

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

Unpopular opinion: Ovie can do better than Anna

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

Stormzy has won UNLESS Wiley gets Maya Jama in a video for his next diss track

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@ashtweets95_

3 years

Toby’s brain every time he talks to a girl #LoveIsland

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Uni decreased my passion for education, how ironic

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

Goodnight🌚😭 http://t.co/VP86g7GUeN

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9 years

Stormzy's "Shut Up" "back-up dancer" inspiration..

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

@WileyUK @YouTube Ahhh this is weak man you've lost

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6 years

@ChapsLDN @_SirShawn

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@ashtweets95_

5 years

Connor & Connagh in the next episode #LoveIsland

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@ashtweets95_

7 years

Graduating with a 2:1 in Economics🙄 ah well I'm just happy it's over lol

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@ashtweets95_

4 years

@chereyeaashinaa Yooo the amount of times I've seen 'Brown' loooool all my cousins have come together like the Avengers

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@ashtweets95_

4 years

@theresnosignall is full of good vibes man. Dunno how anyone can have tuned in tonight and not smiled. Our people, our culture, smashing it and enjoying life at the same time. Love to see it😍🙌🏾

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@ashtweets95_

9 years

This made me crease😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/cjBGVnvFFd

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