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4 years

He tripped and fell. We all saw it.

BBC Bristol

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An investigation will be carried out after the #EdwardColston statue was pulled down in Bristol

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6 years

Found something new to say when I leave a room.

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I don't understand how a snake even begins to organise a trip like that.

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7 years

Is it affordable housing?

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Most younger people won't even have a clue what this is. Retweet if you know.

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4 years

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in.

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5 months

This is why it’s the last thing Citizen Kane says.

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Roast spuds 😊❤️😋

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2 years

We should listen to this advice, because they normally live in very hot countries and I think it’s rare for them to be able to talk.

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3 years

Sue Gray’s report is a file with a cake in it.

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5 years

The courts haven’t become more political. The government has become less legal.

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Day four of the opening ceremony. Food has all but run out. Many are losing hope. God has deserted us. #OlympicGames

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1 year

This is like buying a cat, shaving it, and then attempting to run it as a small hotel.

The New York Times

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1 year

Elon Musk has declared he wants to transform Twitter into an all-inclusive app that people can use for payments, news and food orders. Here's a look at what has changed since he took over the platform nearly six months ago.

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3 months

Renationalise without compensation. Now. Water first, then everything else that was stolen from us.

BBC News (UK)

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Water firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91%

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6 years

SAYYYVE YOR LOV MY DARLING SAVE YOR LOV

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6 months

Ideally you’d have one speaker on each side of the telly.

Steven Cassidy🍏

@iamscassidy

6 months

Lindsay Hoyle has gone home to ignore his TV again

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3 years

Feels like three Beatles museums in Liverpool is a bit much. They should have a Yoko Ono museum to break them up a bit.

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2 months

Paul Heaton could have done three hours and not run out of bangers. What a catalogue. #glastonbury

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3 months

“Earlier today I visited the haunted red painting and asked it for permission to dissolve, which I have now begun to do.”

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1 year

Haven’t seen the queen. She’s normally at this sort of thing.

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6 years

-I sent two units. They’re bringing her down now. -No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x

@Universe__Lover

6 years

I think I watched this 300 times in a row

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7 years

Bob Mortimer’s stories on WILTY are about as funny as TV gets and someone has compiled them.

Mortimerian Tales - Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie to You? - Part 1

Compilation of Bob Mortimer's stories on Would I Lie to You?00:07 - I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks. 06:50 - The police once ordered me ...

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5 years

Ideally you want a speaker positioned on either side of the telly.

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3 years

They’ve just seen too much

New Scientist

@newscientist

3 years

Electric catfish cannot be shocked and scientists don’t know why

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2 years

Oh hello, brace yourselves. What’s he got planned

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2 years

I’m only going to the corner shop. I meant did you want bread or milk.

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2 years

Bring back masculine men.

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3 years

There’s only one choice for the next Doctor Who and that’s Mike Wozniak.

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6 years

Stay as still as you can. Their eyesight is largely based on motion.

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9 years

Worst Abbey Road tribute ever. http://t.co/9uCRMVdviJ

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3 years

This is like when they’d show you the speedboat you hadn’t won at the end of Bullseye.

The Independent

@Independent

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Boris Johnson ‘nearly swept out to sea during Scottish holiday’

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8 years

Actually, Sexmonster is the name of the scientist who created him.

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2 years

-up to anything tonight? -nah, staying in and watching the box

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

BBC to stream Queen Elizabeth II lying in state for people who want to pay respects virtually

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3 years

I agree with these people having coats with their job titles written on, but they should have ‘FFS’ written after the position to properly emphasise the insane reality of it all.

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3 years

A lot of people who are complaining about this tweet are assuming John Barrowman is wealthy, but I’ve heard he does a lot of his work just for the exposure.

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3 years

@mrnickharvey Even in happier times, I know Prince Andrew certainly prefers A minor.

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8 months

If you forget your kit Russell T Davies makes you do Doctor Who in your pants.

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8 years

Theresa May’s arms are terrifying.

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11 years

In the end, all a person can do is try to live their life in such a way that it doesn’t require 700 armed guards to protect their coffin.

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1 year

RIP Al Jaffee. Cartoon master, fold-in king. 102 is no age.

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6 years

@ashens You’re a gent. With a fine thumb.

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8 years

I agree with Nigel Farage that his poster was the victim of “unfortunate timing”, to the extent that it isn’t the 1930s.

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7 years

During which time they have had MPs totalling between one and none.

HuffPost UK Politics

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7 years

Ukip appeared on a quarter of all Question Time shows since May 2010, Huff Post UK reveals #bbcqt

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6 years

@GaryLineker @frozenwarning It’s not a million miles away.

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10 years

Dear Mail on Sunday, being asked loads of questions and lying in response to each one isn't "no questions asked". http://t.co/NyerYFgtsT

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3 years

Remind me how many kids the Pope has

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3 years

“Don’t ever call me your drummer again. You’re my fucking singer.” RIP Charlie Watts

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5 years

@SteveBarclay You’re on the bus to school, thinking about doing homework that was set three years ago.

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6 years

@ashens Sorry, I saw the thumbnail and only did my due dilgence with the video as far as the product review to check you hadn’t made a similar remark. I’ve seen the end bit now, aaaand you do. :(

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7 years

Kim: Your mum a thousandfold Trump: Your mum like the world has never seen Kim: A shameful and final your mum etc.

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3 years

Farage’s GB News announcement must be the first known example of a rat boarding a sinking ship.

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5 years

@PaulBrandITV If you think that’s good enough, you should consider whether you might be better suited to another profession.

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6 years

Star Trek away mission.

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1 year

“We’ve been let down by the caterers. Do you happen to have any mince or— YES I’M ASKING THEM NOW or slices of quince. Yes, I know. Owls.”

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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1 year

There's a cat and an owl outside my window 🐈🦉

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3 years

@JohnCleese A straw man walks into a bar, more like.

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7 years

Down, Sport.

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10 years

Dear Major Parties, 91% of the electorate not voting for fascists isn't a clear signal for you to bend over for the 9% that did.

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8 years

Our sun will already have burnt out by the time the light reaches us from how far Katie Hopkins can fuck off.

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump The pride you take in your ignorance is depressing.

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4 months

“This is when you find out if you’re a snooker player or not.” Imagine finding out you’re not a snooker player during a televised second round match in the world championship. Mortifying.

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@wrb91 @RufusHound Maybe the wifi was weak, you don’t know

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5 years

@EstherMcVey1 I think what we can agree on is that there was never any way we could have been forced to join the Euro, and that you were knowingly promulgating a five year old debunked article.

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1 year

Wait - Christ is the king? What’s all this been for

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1 year

Thought it was a bad sign when I hadn’t heard back after the interview. Might check with the agency why they think this guy got it.

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

1 year

Prince Edward named as the new Duke of Edinburgh, the title formerly held by his father

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6 years

. @andreajenkyns Take a step back and ask yourself whether a referendum based on “let’s go down fighting” would have got a majority. Have an actual think about it.

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@andreajenkyns

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It is better to go down fighting and honouring the democratic decision of our British people. Then to be long remembered for waving a white flag and surrendering to EU demands. All Brexiteers in Gov and on the backbenches its time to #StandUp4Brexit and finally #ChuckChequers .

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2 years

I know people say this is shorts weather, but make sure you have a few mixers as well to stay hydrated.

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7 years

I get the impression that one could readily assemble a very difficult “Milo or Patrick Bateman” quiz.

Will Sommer

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7 years

What publisher would reject Milo's book and its details on his "not sexual" crunches workout?

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6 years

“Was it Donald Trump Jr, in Trump Tower, with the Russians?” - Colludo

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7 years

Q. Why don’t The Darkness wear mittens? A. They believe in a thin cold glove.

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5 years

Free at last from the yoke of being welcome in other countries.

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4 years

@TwopTwips It’s very wrong of you to judge Farage simply by observing everything he says and does.

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4 years

The joke’s on the rest of the world, because we’d already had a vote to not allow ourselves to go anywhere anyway.

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Such a wonderful celebration of Blackpool. #OlympicGames

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3 years

@simonblackwell It’s mostly from the Britannia Opinion Club back in the ‘80s. You’d get five popular opinions free and then forget to cancel and end up getting another increasingly distasteful one every month.

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7 years

Say what you like about Piers Morgan.

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5 years

I know, I know, it’s serious

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“There appears to be a new softness to the scorpion,” thought the frog, “it seems serene, even spiritual.” The frog agreed to carry it across the unusually-named River Deadfrogs.

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There appears to be a new softness to Donald Trump, with people who've talked him describing him with words like "existential," "serene," "emotional" and even "spiritual."

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3 years

@michaellegge I imagine he has to.

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@Fred_Delicious @Hilary_W “Where would you like us to send what we managed to scoop out of the goggles?”

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5 years

Apparently scientists have used a global network of telescopes and a revolutionary algorithm to enable us to see how far Nigel Farage can fuck off.

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6 years

Like George in that episode of Seinfeld, the UK must now just turn up for Europe the next morning and pretend it never resigned.

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3 years

He might be cheap, but I can’t see him keeping anyone out of a nightclub.

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7 years

Vote Tory, get UKIP.

Richard Lochhead

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7 years

Another day, another flurry of Tory politicians in the news because of their disgusting views. #GE2017

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8 years

It’s almost as if The Will of the People has been massively over-simplified by some fevered egos.

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1 year

People used to say I was an attention seeker, but look at me now.

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11 years

This is outrageous. That man fought for his country. http://t.co/uBYilONpXt

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9 years

“What’s this large gap in your CV?” “That’s where I was judging Jerry Hall.”

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6 years

A gentle reminder that @danieljhannan is a snake oil salesman.

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Beautiful scenes in Bristol, Derry, Stoke Newington, Accrington, Walthamstow, Merseyside, Brighton, Newcastle, Hackney, Hastings etc etc Maybe the fash are starting to get the picture now.

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#nomorepage1 http://t.co/pcqMbuz91J

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2 years

@quantick I didn’t want to get involved in the debate, but it turned out I was between H and JK.

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1 month

Here he is, all humble.

Sky News

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We have seen a different version of Donald Trump this week, a man humbled by his brush with death

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13 years

Pharoah to hieroglyphist: "There's no eye in team."

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4 months

If you suspect someone might have concussion, how many years can the symptoms persist?

Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

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Liz Truss: "I don't think Biden has been particularly supportive of the United Kingdom, he's often on the side of the EU... I certainly would like to see a new President in the White House." Iain Dale: Presumably Donald Trump? Liz Truss: It has to be. #LBC

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Is eleventeen a real number? http://t.co/oEHlmFbQXh

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7 years

It’s great to see them all reunited, laughing and having fun. Especially Posh.

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4 years

@darrengrimes_ You carry on spreading toothpaste on your skin pal, it’s your right.

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5 years

By his own admission, R Kelly is believed to be a flight risk.

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Sand, magnified ten million times. Incredible. http://t.co/B4WXRmfcG6

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Cause attempts to sue effect

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Elon Musk's X sues advertisers, alleging a “massive advertiser boycott” deprived the social platform of billions of dollars.

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Your robot name is the name of your first pet followed by the long number from your debit card then a hyphen then the expiry date then another hyphen followed by the last 3 digits on the back. Mine is Rover 938476890876-0101-999 or whatever.

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1 year

A disgraced paedophile. That’s surely the worst kind.

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

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Disgraced paedophile pop star Gary Glitter recalled to prison after breach of his licence conditions

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