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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 years

It's a shame I'm single all this home cooking and late night cuddling going to waste. 😏😉

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

I'm not saying im boyfriend material but: Did 3 loads of washing today Have a beard Can cook Clean my house for fun Have a dadbod Give gifts to those who deserve them Earn a decent wage Will go down for my own pleasure Can change an entire king-size bed in less than 3 minutes

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Well the week has finally slowed down say hi if you see this.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 years

I've been looking but 😞 Are you out there 🤣

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

it's Friday And I'm still not seeing many of the lovely people I follow so say hi if you see this bring on the weekend!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

I don't have a six-pac I don't have a huge house or posh car or loads of money. But I do have a particular set of skills gained over many years. I will track you down. I will find you and I will make you cheesy garlic bread to die for.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Well I've arrived at my birthday weekend accommodation! #birthdayweekendwanker !

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

10 days

So quite a lot of new followers recently. So if you follow me or not drop a selfie, say hi and power on through this hump day.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

5 months

Thank fuck it's Friday! If you see this, say hi, tell me where you're from and have a fantastically Friday. You frisky fornicating fabulous followers

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 months

Before and after New haircut Who dis?

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

28 days

The face of a man about to face 20 screaming kids at a soft play party. Gonna need lots of coffee

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@ashbangwallop1

1 month

Update: After what has been a very difficult few days and with the help of a new medication plan, my sons seizures have dramatically reduced to levels that I didn't think would happen any time soon. So to celebrate CAKE!

J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

Thank you to all your kind comments and everyone who checked up on me. My son has lennox gastaut syndrome (a rare form of epilepsy) Today has seen him have 100+ seizures and two lots of emergency medications. I've been very close to breaking point today.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Food porn Handmade French macarons Flavours include peach, lime and coconut, mango and pineapple, cappuccino, raspberry and chocolate

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Well I made it in one peice. It looks like my brother has picked an amazing venue

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

Thank you to all your kind comments and everyone who checked up on me. My son has lennox gastaut syndrome (a rare form of epilepsy) Today has seen him have 100+ seizures and two lots of emergency medications. I've been very close to breaking point today.

J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

Fuck you epilepsy 🖕

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

18 days

659am It's Tuesday! Go do whatever the fuck you want Just don't hurt anyone Be kind And have some fun😏. Go be the tantalising, titillating, terrific fucker you know you are! Are you ready? Let's go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

This is 40.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Well. The suit fits at least

J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Today's do list: Clean car inside and out Sort tires. Change oil. Clean house top to bottom. You. Check that my suit still fits Go buy a new suit when it becomes obvious it doesn't fit Ok Ready! Let's g... Ah, coffee first.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Time to go to a super posh spa day. I'll fit in right?

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Sunday morning crumpet appreciation post

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

I'm in the pub That's the tweet Cheers!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

I know this place has so many arseholes spouting shit and being genuinely crap. But every now and then, there are people here who are beautiful souls and say wonderful things. Those are the things you need to hold on to and remember above all else.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

15 days

630am Thank fuck it's Friday you fabulously, funny, frisky, fuckers! Now go enjoy that Friday feeling. Go fuck around and find out Eat, drink and enjoy all the little things in life! Go and be you Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

Just me and my youngest tonight, so we're out for pizza. Enjoy your evening, folks.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

Enchiladas day for one of my clients.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

There's nothing to see here. Just homemade mini steak and ale pies. Mini lemon meringue pies And mini red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

11 months

It's been a long day. But it's done now, so say hello if you see this and have a nice day

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 days

There is no workplace quite like a kitchen. Only there would you likely find 6 6ft hairy tattooed men ( and 5ft 11 me) singing and dancing to s club 7 while prepping food for roughly 2000 people. It's definitely a happy place.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #171 If you are struggling with your mental health, there will always be someone who would rather listen to you than hear someone talk about you at your funeral. It's good to talk

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

5 months

Doing as the Dr said. Kids are at school/ nursery. I'm going to eat these and then do absolutely nothing Crumpet appreciation!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #109 Lads psssst lads. They like it when we moan. Make some noise show them your appreciation

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Ok so I'm saying this very quietly. Both my young children are asleep before 8pm. I'm gonna jump in the bath with a beer Please keep the noise down. I need this. Cheers in advance

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

12 days

539am It's Monday But it's ok. You've survived every Monday so far, and you can do it again. So just go be the best you. Be kind and polite. Be full of coffee Be nice. Go do your thing like no one else can. Believe in yourself Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

28 days

Well. I survived. I met a few of the other kids' mums (I was the only dad there) and been invited to coffee meetings book clubs and even a pottery 'piss up' Everyone was really friendly.

J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

28 days

The face of a man about to face 20 screaming kids at a soft play party. Gonna need lots of coffee

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

I'm still in bed this lovely Sunday morning. Could not think of anywhere I'd rather be.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

Morning ☕️

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Its 7am It's Monday But you've got this! Grab a coffee. Have a little moan ( because sometimes it's good to have a moan) And know that you've done this before and you can do it again! You are awesome! Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

It's Friday, and I appear to have gained more than 150 followers in the last week, so new or old, say hi, if you see this, maybe drop your own selfie and have yourself a lovely day. It's nice to meet you all.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

5 months

I'm not trying to seduce you but. Salted caramel

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

703am It's Tuesday 😏 You know what that means! That's right. It's still not fucking Friday! But that's ok. It's still a day to enjoy Do it by being you Being kind Being polite Go put a smile on someone's face, it's a feeling you'll both love. So Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

29 days

602am Thank fuck it's Friday you fabulously, funny, frisky, fuckers! I hope this week has treated you well. Now go enjoy that Friday feeling. Go fuck around and find out Eat, drink and enjoy all the little things in life! Go and be you Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #174 Lads. If your significant other books a hotel with a balcony, She expects you to use that balcony 😉

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

It's definitely a pizza and pink prosecco kinda night

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

I'm happy with the day. Hope you're having a good day. Say hi if you see this And feel free to drop a selfie yourself.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

16 days

Guess I should get a decent table then 🤷‍��️

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

10 months

Obligatory night out toilet selfie

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 months

What a reply guy claims vs what a reply guy has

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 month

720am Welcome to Monday, another thing on the list of things to fuck off. But you are stronger than you know and been through your hardest day at least once already. Stay positive. Stay strong You can do this. Let's do this! Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

603am It's Monday 😕 But hey, I know you got this Pull up your big person pants Have a nice coffee Sit down for a few minutes Take that time for you Appreciate that you are amazing There is no one else like you This is just another day Believe in yourself Are you ready? Let's go.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

Some good early fresh air. But where am I?

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 years

Lads look we have a map now!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

I'm in IKEA collecting a new office chair on zero hours of sleep. Good dam, right. I'm having a hotdog

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

4 months

Pub! Cheers!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

Before and after I do like a Sunday afternoon trip to the barbers.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

Ok, so, should I be worried that someone just liked 30 of my pictures?

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 months

540am Tuesday You did it. You survived Monday. Good job! I knew you would You are stronger than you think. Smarter than you know. And more amazing than you will ever give yourself credit for, so I'll do it for you You are amazing Go have a great day. Are you ready? Let's go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

11 days

745am Hello and welcome to another edition of Tuesday! It's time to go be your tantalising, titillating, terrific self's. Hey, you got this! You're stronger and wiser than you give yourself credit for. So Head up Chest out! Are you ready? Let's fucking go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Taxi is due I'm off out Happy Saturday! You sexy bastards

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

5 months

That 'next morning after the night before ' shower just hits different

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 months

Crumpet appreciation post. I should probably put some actual clothes on now. #lazysaturday

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@ashbangwallop1

5 months

For those who think I'm attractive. Add lots of chest hair and a beard to this guy and that's what I look like.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

610am It's Monday 😕 But hey, I know you got this. Pull up your big person pants Have a nice coffee. Sit down just for a few minutes. Appreciate that you are amazing. There is no one else like you. So Are you ready? Let's go.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

2 months

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #142 People who get horny by making others Horny are dangerous and need to let others know who they are.... For safety reasons.... 👀

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

545am It's Wednesday Whooaa, we're halfway there... The coffee is hot And you are strong It's also humpday And what a lovely ass you have if you don't mind me saying so Be kind Be polite Don't be a twat You have no idea what people are going through Are you ready? LETS GO!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

I can not stress enough how much I need this

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

7 months

Shut up and take my money.

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J 👨‍🍳

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2 months

I'm absolutely in the mood to go out and get drunk naked and wild. But I'm at home with my kids, so I'll dunk cookies we baked and stay totally mild

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@ashbangwallop1

3 months

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #105 Guys Women love sex too. Especially if you are loyal, kind, respectful, eat from behind, gentle, rough, loving, know how to use your hands and know how to cuddle properly.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

Saturday crumpets appreciation post. It's a three crumpets kinda day

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

8 months

653 am Welcome to Wednesday. May it be full of the best kinda humps. You've made it this far and Friday is in sight. So get up Get caffenated Shake that cute ass And let's do this! Are you ready? Let's go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Saturday morning crumpets appreciation post

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

10 months

Ahh some Yorkshire tea in the hot tub in the Yorkshire Lodge 👌

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 months

Happy Friday evening, folks Yes, I'm having a beer. Yes, I'm in my big blue hoodie. Yes, I've got my penguin lounge pants on (think grey sweatpants but blue and with penguins) Cheers!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

I promise I'm not trying to seduce you.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #47 I can not stress enough how important cuddling is. But....

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

7 days

It's been a hot, sweaty, busy day. I thoroughly deserve this. Cheers, ladies and gentlemen

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

3 months

Things already overheard at this wedding. 2 lady guests talking a few feet from where I'm setting up a bbq. Lg1: none of the grooms mates are that nice. Lg2: sad isn't Lg:1 but I'd lick the flaps off all the bridesmaids! Lg2: Sarah! I think the chef heard! Yes he did.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

10 months

Early Christmas present from me to me. Hot towels and beard trim. 😌 Before and after

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

6 months

How y'all look in black? qt

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6 months

How y'all look in black? QT Had a Lip Slip wardrobe malfunction, midshot, but it'll do 😅 Going faceless cos hair is a mess. It's all you're getting

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

Happy New Year, folks. I have to go do sociable people things. Have a happy day.

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

22 days

I'm a six at best But you'd stay for breakfast the next morning

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

9 months

559am Morning beautiful people. It's Tuesday 😏 So have a coffee. But just ease your way in. Don't rush it. Be good to people today. Be good to yourself. And don't be a dick. Be the best you possible You got this! Are you ready? Let's go!

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Evening you beautiful people. I hope you're having a lovely weekend. Cheers!

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@ashbangwallop1

21 days

I hope you're all having a sexy Saturday. I'll just stay here having a sicky Saturday. Have a good one people!

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@ashbangwallop1

4 months

Ahh 😌 Peace and crumpets.

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@ashbangwallop1

7 months

556am It's Monday 😕 But hey, I know you got this. Have a nice coffee. Sit down just for a few minutes. Appreciate that you are amazing. There is no one else like you. You got this. You are wonderful people So Are you ready? Let's go.

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@ashbangwallop1

8 months

Lemon chilli chicken thigh with spiced giant cous cous and sriracha

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@ashbangwallop1

27 days

I promise this is the last time you'll see my face today. But it's been a fun day. I hope you've had a fun day too. I feel this beer is well deserved. Cheers!

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@ashbangwallop1

6 months

Sexy B&W #bandwagon

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@Shining_Enigma

6 months

Sexy B&W 🖤

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

5 months

Bank Holiday Monday crumpets appreciation post. Have a nice day!

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@ashbangwallop1

6 months

725am Good morning. Monday is done now. Let's do Tuesday, too. Do it with kindness With love With respect for all who deserves it. Go have fun Spread some joy 😊 Just don't be a dick. Head up Chest out😏 Are you ready? Let's go!

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@ashbangwallop1

1 month

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #177 Ladies Sex is great, but sometimes we just need to feel your warm skin pressed firmly against ours. Granted, it will probably become sex but still. 🤷‍♂️

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18 days

A quick reminder that occasionally, when I'm not talking about eating tacos, I'm making them. Jerk chicken soft tacos with sweetcorn succatasch, mango and coriander salsa and coconut yoghurt

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@ashbangwallop1

6 months

6am Ugh it Monday 😑. But don't worry You know the drill. Get that coffee in you. Have that extra 5 minutes to stop and breathe. You've got this. Are you ready? Let's go

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@ashbangwallop1

5 months

I've decided now I'm 40 it's safe to impart little bits of wisdom I have gathered through the years. #54 Sometimes you just NEED a fucking cuddle and Sometimes you just NEED a cuddle fuck

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J 👨‍🍳

@ashbangwallop1

1 year

Before and after a much needed trip to the barbers. Always so therapeutic 😌

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@ashbangwallop1

2 months

620am Morning beautiful people It's Tuesday So have a coffee But just ease your way in Don't rush it. Be good to people today. Be good to yourself And don't be a dick Go tantalise and titalate. Go be tremendously terrific. Go be you! Head up, Chest out! Are you ready? Let's go!

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