My brother: I’m purging ooo
Mom: take Garri with just water
My brother: okay
(5mins later)
My brother is drinking Garri with milk, sugar, groundnut and stolen meat
My mom: ori e ti daru
This is it,
The wealthy and people in position of power create a problem, then try to help. Because they know how to use poverty to buy people.
Ruining d lives of the citizens, making them poor, then come in by giving food & little money.
So they can appear as the Saviour
1.
When I was 13years old or so.. around that age sha.
One of my aunt came to meet me and was like which children spiritual group (egbe omo) are you in ?
“Emi? Children spiritual group? I don’t know what you are talking about oo”
She was so convinced that -
My mother said: “you will bath, dress up, look fine, spray perfume, smell nice everywhere and then sit inside the house all day. Omo mi air freshener”
Guys! I was speechless for about 10mins
Like, why would you say that to your son. You don’t say that
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This is his face..
6
I told her okay, I’ve heard. Then she left
That’s how she came back the following week with a pack of “telephone juice and speedy biscuits”
To be give me.
I was like “only me ?
my mother was shocked.
That’s how my aunt asked if I’m fighting for her
I said yes oo
8. That’s how she was now pregnant and she then stopped buy things for me.
it didn’t pain me
That’s how she lost the pregnancy and started telling every1 to beg me 😭😭😭
Beg me ?? As as how ?
She said her pastor said she offended me
In my head: you & dis ur pastor again.
Part 4.....
1.
We got home and grandma apologized for everything and told my mom what her sister did.
My mother the fighter wanted to go and fight her sister. I sha begged her
Because if she fight her sister, how will I get my suit 😭😭😭
4.
I sha lied that I was in a spiritual group of light 😭😭😭
She said “omg, her pastor told her same thing” that her pastor said I’m top 4 in the spiritual group .
I was just looking at her like “Shey you and this your pastor are okay like this?” What are these lies ???
Part 5.
1.
When she left grandma couldn’t stop laughing about it, and said wait I need one dry lace like that... you will tell her next month ooo
Me: ahh, I’m not a witch nawu 😭😭
Grandma: you will collect the dry lace for me or you want to return the suit ?
Me:
I think y’all don’t get it
Everyone can define and redefine sex the way they want. If you believe sex is meaningless, roll with people that believe the same. If you think sex holds a certain meaning or it is special, roll with people that believe the same.
Just don’t push-
You pple put too much sentiments to sex, that's why after the sex and the person doesnt reach out, yall start feeling bruised and crushed.
If you want sex and someone to care for you, enter relationship or marriage!
What other care do you want? Pay my house rent, buy me a car?
She went on and on about how “I’m the one protecting the family from evil eyes” 😭😭
I was there like ??? Pardon ??
That’s how she said she need another child that I should help her to go and fight in the spirit world
Fight Spirit ?? ?
“To be continued”
9.
That’s how Grandma said who is that your rubbish pastor telling you lies ehh ???
Me I was sha there eating “yam burger (yam they put inside akara and fry) that evening
That’s how Grandma shut her up ooo
I thought that was the end
My people nooo, she came back
Part 2
1.
After few months when we’ve all moved on from everything, that’s how she came over and told me to escort her to the junction. On our way
Aunt: oya, I’m sorry. I won’t do it again
Me: ah, aunt what did I do again bayi
Aunt: no, you did not do any oo, it that -
2.
I was in a spiritual group. I kept saying no
When she came visiting again “she drank one water like that and told me to drink, I refused sha”
She went ahead to say her pastor told her that won’t drink it.
In my mind “Shey pastor yin o ya Werey?” Egbe Wo ni tani wa
8.
Starts how grandma walked out and carried me, and said “woli eke (fake pastor)”
that’s how we left ooo.
My aunt sha came to meet us at home.
You people will think she now see that I’m not a witch!! Nooo, she now think I’m a very powerful one 😭😭😭😭😭
4.
I honestly don’t know why I said that to her on the phone, 😭😭😭
She started spiraling and was screaming on the phone that grandma has k!lled her oo
That’s how she was like don’t vex, I will buy baba Dudu for you and plenty biscuits for you
Me the following week
No dear.. you are so Wrong
Queer people are successful because they work hard and they try not to fail, hoping that when they’re rich enough, wealthy enough, successful enough- that their love ones, family or even society won’t see them as a failure or the error in the world-
Gay people are successful because they don't chase women. They focus their sexual energy into working hard towards reaching their goals. Know this and know pace and stop tagging gay success to occult society.
3.
That’s how grandma left the road to get her food. Guys you won’t believe what I told my aunt after grandma left
“Emi witch ? You will see” walahi 😭😭😭 this women went on knees and was like Ahh you this boy please nawu
That’s how I said buy suit for me
7.
Now you people tell me why my Aunt promised to take me to Mr. Biggs, if she get pregnant next month
In my head, I was like “ma, Walahi I’m not in any spiritual group” I’m just a child that like every other children ooo
Fast forward to 2months later
Part 3,
is here
1. she came over,
That’s how she was in the parlor with grandma oo
Grandma: my daughter what’s going on ? You gifting this boy too much.
Did they say he’s the one doing you ?
Her: kinda
Me: kinda bawo ? (Me licking the blueboat milk she brought)
3.
She left again and came back the following week.
Grandma was forced to ask her “this wan you are visiting us regularly, Shey ko si (hope no problem”
She said no,
This time she begged me to tell her the truth.
I was laughing in my mind because this is embarrassing
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7.
Now you people tell me why this pastor stopped and announced with mic Saying “there leader is here”
I opened my eyes, was looking around for leader, which leader??
Ashey it is me that is the leader
He was pointing at me,
Guys, I don’t know why, I started laughing
4.
She was like suit ? Small thing.
Grandma walked in and said “you know what, all of us are going to meet this your pastor. He must tell us everything he’s seeing and telling you.”
That’s how dear started catching me
What if I’m a witch true true? Ahh
6.
she was like I’m wicked, she was crying that how can I do this to her ??
Ma?? Do what ?? Did I not tell you I’m not a witch ??.
That’s how grandma said didn’t we tell you ???
Since that day that my aunt have not given me anything again! Even water
THE END
5.
That’s how that Sunday we went to the church. Grandma was like I will go out for deliverance, and if I do mistake and manifest. I will start living in church 😭😭😭😭
I started praying, God don’t let me be a witch ooo...I started fearing ooo.
Time for deliverance ooo
3.
Aunt: oya take this money and buy something
I sha collected it and said thank you.
I sha told grandma that she gave me money, that’s how grandma collected the money oo😭😭
That’s how I called her and said “grandma haff collected your prayer money” with the landline
So in school they taught my nephew that pink is for girls and blue is for boys. My sister called his teacher to educate her and told her never to give gender to colors, especially when educating her child- “if you do such again, I will be forced to report you to the management -
5.
She started gifting a lot of things, money, cloths, plenty junks.
When grandma started suspecting that somethingwas wrong, was when she offered to pay my school fees
Next thing she got me a “multi links phone”
😭😭😭 that was when Grandma called her over.
6.
That’s how I was sleeping. Grandma gave me hot knock 😭😭😭 I woke up fast fast, I sha went outside.
The pastor laid his hands on me and started speaking in tongues, saying plenty things all at once!!! Pouring someone spit. Shaking my head
I stood there like
2.
Offended you ooo, you my oga
Me: in my head (may God punish this your pastor)
Aunt: you know when next I’m coming I will buy plenty things did you!!! Oya what do you want ?? Tell me oo
Me: anything oo (in my head, abi I should as for suit ni for graduation)
2.
Grandma: (turned to me) they said you’re a small witch ? Ehhnn?
Me: (with milk in my palm) ahhh, she’s lying ooo
Grandma: (turned to her) you’ve started with this your thing again, who my child is not a witch oo... sha be careful with how you go churches anyhow
7.
She said wo it is what I can afford now please ooo..
Grandma then called me secretly to ask what happened
And I told her everything I did in the night, she was like ahhhh and started laughing
I thought she would’ve beat me.. guys I didn’t know that my new padi
1. First of all the ball was balling, people look gorge... everyone ate, and people came to serve puss!!!
The safe space was safe spacing
Now, the Judges needs to do better or the team should remove few people from the judging panel and get actual ballroom obsessed fans there
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3.
She got it...
This getting things I ask her went on for like almost 3years. I felt bad for her
I had to tell grandma that we need to hold meeting or something, that I’m not a witch Abeg
Grandma was like how many times do we want to tell her, wo ask for bag of rice
Sex can be whatever you want it to be. Look for who sees it like you do and flow with them. “It is “just” sex” you’re right. “It is “more than just” sex”, you’re also right. Define it how you see fit but don’t try to be condescending to others that doesn’t see it the way you do.
4
I sha told my mummy that her sister can lie, that she is promise my fail.
That’s how she came over a month after my graduation and was like sorry for not buying suit for you
I was already thinking of what to do to her, so she can fear
Abi I should start shaking ?
6.
Immediately they came back the next day, she left...
You guys won’t believe what she went to do ???
She went to buy suit!!! Is my God not Good!!
I was to happy, and I hugged her and I was like you didn’t buy new shoe that I will wear with my new suit ??
5.
Thank God that various members started speaking up and all!!
That’s how the pastor was exposed by another member for being fake.. that’s how my aunt came to tell us and beg everyone..
She was like Tellah is not a witch oo
I was declared a fake witch, Ghen
Finally