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@armmxndo

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Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2014
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I need to rewatch my own instagram stories here.
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lil piss baby
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what movie would you want to watch here?
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reuniting with my group of girl friends after being separated by gender in high school P.E.
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2 years
waiting for someone to yell "shots?" at this friendsgiving
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me trying to get what evers left in the ketchup bottle
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@armmxndo
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throwing one of these at EDC while everyone is peaking and screaming "THEYRE ATTACKING US"
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Hover Disc commercial (2003)
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i'm really making it through this summer single and hot
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@armmxndo
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4 years
The Corona virus leaving in May because businesses said so
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2 years
Obsessed with these nike socks 😍
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@armmxndo
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5 years
yall fuckers making our job harder than what it is. Just get a caramel frap and move
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8 years
America when its time to vote
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@armmxndo
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7 months
not arguing with a man with this, whatever you say king
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5 months
just had a full Spanish conversation with my uber driver for 45 minutes
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my roommate is always chugging water bottles and leaving them in the shower. A hydrated king 🙂‍↕️
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@armmxndo
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10 months
got my first good morning text in a while
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@armmxndo
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1 year
took a nap and he still hasn't responded to my text
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@armmxndo
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5 years
Lil Nas X Shawn Mendes collab
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@armmxndo
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my barber: You tryna look fresh for your girl? me:
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DO NOT GO TO LA PRIDE!!!
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@armmxndo
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11 months
came to the liquor store to get a snack and cashier said "No buzzball today?"
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@armmxndo
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3 months
got drunk interviewed yesterday at LA pride.. imma need everyone to delete tik tok RIGHT NOW
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1 year
when the bottomless mimosas end in 5 minutes
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1 year
Me (left) and who
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@armmxndo
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5 years
reading all these tweets that say sco pa tu manna??
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@armmxndo
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5 years
hawl awn. let me go over this FAFSA application cause i dont remember agreeing to get money in return for war service
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5 years
On Day 57 without raving
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@armmxndo
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6 months
am I the bad guy for letting my friends hit on their sad days?!??
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@armmxndo
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5 years
Nips N’ Tits
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@armmxndo
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2 years
Just found out one of my 8 boyfriends is talking to someone else.... nobody talk to me
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@armmxndo
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11 months
monster at the halloween maze I went to made me get on my knees and told me "I bet this isn't your first time on your knees"
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@armmxndo
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5 years
Getting my daily Vitamin D ☀️
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@armmxndo
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10 months
veterans dying at war so that I can have a 3 day bender this weekend
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@armmxndo
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2 years
it's 9 am and I need dick there i said it
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@armmxndo
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3 years
fuck flowers. eat me out on February 14th
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@armmxndo
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9 years
Unwatermarked and Unedited for all you cameron accounts! You're v welcome :)) http://t.co/IvUWqluk24
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1 year
Your boy finally secured a big boy job. goodbye customer service world
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5 months
do not send your fine ass homies to test my loyalty cause I will fail every time 😹😹😹😹
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5 months
uber driver turned the volume all the way down as soon as I started singing
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@armmxndo
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9 years
When you realize you were suppose to start your tour a while ago and now its almost 2016 http://t.co/3j1vuop6c7
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@armmxndo
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5 years
Professors when they start getting emails at the end of the semester about grades
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@armmxndo
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7 months
This is my favorite genre of men
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woah kenny
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One thing about these gays is they CANNOT form coherent thoughts
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@armmxndo
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8 years
#KimExposedTaylorParty Trying to make it to the party before it ends
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3 years
this bulk making my ass so fat my underwear ripped at the gym 🙄
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9 years
No fucks were given in this photo of nash wearing cheap light up glasses and bedazzled headphones. http://t.co/BioZ06w3Bn
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3 years
im SUCH a slut for fast replies.
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2 years
who is gonna take one for the team and eat my ass
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3 years
all 3 of my boyfriends left me on read... yeah men aint shit 🙄
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5 years
Its so hot I want ice cream but i cant fucking trust yall
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2 years
i'll make out with my friends. i'm a whore idc
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3 years
just got to the barber... mask: on ✅ masc: on ✅
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6 months
buffest dude in the gym asked me to spot him. Nobody can tell me SHIT today
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2 years
are you gonna heart my instagram stories or are you gonna fuck me 🙄
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7 years
I haven't thought that far ahead
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if I was a girl I swear I’d be fucking pregnant by now😭
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@armmxndo
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Wtf this is actual goals @alexaiono @IsabelGevenis
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@armmxndo
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7 years
Entering summer2k17 jobless, full of stress, and tired
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@armmxndo
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2 years
3 guys asked me if I was gay or straight last night at the clubs... Like I reek of tito's and cum. Pls be FR
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SoCal Crush 💘
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2 years
anyone wanna fuck before my body count resets in 5 days
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5 years
Locals creating fake number neighbor texts for some clout
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2 years
gas prices, the temperature, and my body count going up crazy this year 😔🙏
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I'd let the homies hit if that means I can make their day better 🫶🏼
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do yall really think tagging a friend under david dobrik’s ig post is gonna give yall a tesla.
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we're looking for a third 👯‍♀️
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we’re hot 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this was Rosa Parks
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2 years
the guy im talking to lives 300+ miles away
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ex fling was telling people at the club that I was his boyfriend ??
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if you wear these to the gym, hit me up. I'm tryna see summ
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Was 172 lbs a month ago and now Im at 180 lbs 🤩
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if you date anyone, pls pls make sure you're their priority ‼️
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got 2 shots and some drinks for free at the club yesterday
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asahd right now
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men trying to leave me after finding out I'm an aquarius
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Much love for jack and jack!! I will never stop supporting them!! http://t.co/0X74c053rl
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he's a 10 but we have 100+ mutuals
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1 year
was helping oomf look for a man at WeHo until he said "someone white"
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6 months
would deactivate my twitter for a man with a goatee from Texas
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@armmxndo
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6 years
One more year til I can legally drink 🎈
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how gays feel when wearing booty shorts and a mesh crop top to pride events
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Define "Waiting" http://t.co/YdCdSGh1YH
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Eating me out isn’t a apology🙄🙄... but go slow im listening
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if we're friends and you look good Imma say something 🗣🗣
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Dickelodeon™️🏳️‍🌈
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my straight male coworker letting me borrow his basketball jersey for a gay club is top tier allyship
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going through my savings account to see what I have saved for when Beyonce announces her tour
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