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Spencer S

@PostBudClarity

1 month

This is the most unamerican shit I have witnessed in my life.

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Trump attacks (legal) Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, prompting "send them back!" chants from his fans in Pennsylvania

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@kailussy @reaghhan "It was like OJ Simpson" I hope he responded "shit you know about that one too?"

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@aquafreshXTREME My printer's busted. Anybody got extra fake ballots?

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@herosnvrdie69 He shouldn't have been resisting the brick. Also, I read somewhere that the cop in the video had some unpaid parking tickets from 12 years ago, so he deserved what he got. And, you know, he was probably reaching for a gun or something, so you have to play it safe and brick 'em.

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@itfffff @Ian_Fisch @elcaudilloUSA @fidelispatre @IGN Hey real quick what was the Spanish inquisition

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@itfffff @Ian_Fisch @elcaudilloUSA @fidelispatre @IGN Yes, one empire arbitrarily sacrificed large numbers of innocent citizens for COMPLETELY different reasons than the other empire that also arbitrarily sacrificed large numbers of innocent citizens. Great point.

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@herosnvrdie69 They've literally done studies on income vs happiness and scientifically concluded that the two are positively correlated up to $75k/yr, above which there is little change. So it's not so much that money buys happiness - but poverty sure as hell buys misery.

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@mtgreenee Marge I don't know if you're aware of this, but cancer isn't contagious. Let me know if you need further explanation. I'll bring the crayons.

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@POLITICOEurope a heartwarming tale about one little girl overcoming sexism on her way to becoming the top fascist in italy

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@laserboat999 This is literally how I passed thermodynamics. I had every intention of using office hours to actually get extra help and learn the material, but the dude was wearing a "Ski Instructors of America" vest and I, a Vermonter, immediately realized I had a much better plan

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@shoe0nhead 1. Hedge funds "short" GameStop (GME) stock. This means they "borrowed" GME shares from a lender, and immediately sold them, but have to pay those shares back later. If the price goes down, they buy the shares back cheap, return them to the lender and pocket the difference.

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@shoe0nhead 5. Result: the stock price skyrockets from $30 to $220 and counting. Hedge funds are now legally obligated to pay back their "loans" at $220 per share. They owe MILLIONS of shares, and literally don't have enough money to cover their debts. Sucks to suck!

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@kriissaa_krae @ShotOn35mm She looks like a weirdo who lacks the proper respect for what those weapons are; treating them like toys. Someone in the profession of arms should know better. I wouldn't want her watching my six.

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@theraegandavis Grandma says she gonna steal yo man if you don't watch out

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@shoe0nhead 2. Subreddit "WallStreetBets," who describe themselves as "like if 4chan found a Bloomberg terminal," purchased massive amounts of "out of the money options" on GME. This represents a strong expectation that the stock price will rise - but they were bluffing.

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3 years

@QasimRashid Just leaving this here for the "how hard can it be to get an ID" crowd

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@shoe0nhead 4. The hedge funds who shorted the stock still have to return those shares, but the price is now *higher* than when they sold them. So they have to start buying the shares back at more expensive prices, losing money in the process. This also drives the stock price further up.

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@LolOverruled Huh, weird

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@kailussy @reaghhan "Oh. Damn. Let's talk about something else then. Have you ever heard of a band called Metallica?"

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@shoe0nhead 3. Everyone else sees this massively optimistic sentiment on GME, and goes "oh shit, there must be something there." This causes the stock value to begin to rise.

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@scarlett4kids Vance is like 40 and these girls are young enough to still be having sleepovers. Do you realize how this comes off?

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@spectator I could be wrong, but I think the "haven't seen boobs in 25 years" crowd is a bit of a niche audience

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4 years

@SarahSaidSo @herosnvrdie69 People just don't understand how hard it is to be a brick. They deserve our respect

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@LittleMammith I still don't understand why single-issue Palestine voters' logic somehow isn't "vote against Netanyahu's preferred candidate"

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@shoe0nhead This is my contribution for the night

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@GreggWmHill @ChodeyFosterr @CharlotteAlter Boomers love to talk about how back in their day a beer cost five cents, and then immediately turn around and complain about people wanting better wages because "at my first job I only made $4/hr" Yes grandpa, you made enough money to buy 80 beers per hour, do the fucking math

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@Nahbichhh @quantumboots @aquafreshXTREME Fox News is in on it, didn't you know they're secretly on our side?

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@thechosenberg Very disappointed to find out this headline referred to dating.

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@MenshevikM I love all the people screaming "it's military propaganda" as if they've uncovered some kind of secret conspiracy that nobody else ever suspected

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@SydneyBattle We're trying to get to space so we can *escape* from what's at the bottom of the ocean before it gets hungry again

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@xgigglypuff This entire discussion is anti-cougar slander and I will not stand for it

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@tirriveeish @jeb_bush_2020 @ceikly @xxkagebunshinxx @milkmankeat @letsassume Lots of beaches in the South Pacific have black sand. Comes from volcanoes. Here's a picture from where I grew up

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@Forever_noir_ This is a wildly ahistorical take. Like "how did you even graduate high school" ahistorical. The Korean peninsula was a Japanese colony until WWII, after which it was split between the US and USSR into two occupation zones, just like East & West Germany. Then the North invaded!

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@RomanianLiberal This was proven correct with the case study of Andrew Tate.

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@harrycampb3ll Ask her about the white Australia initiative

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@itfffff @Ian_Fisch @elcaudilloUSA @fidelispatre @IGN Remind me who was convicted of what during the inquisitions?

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@DanPriceSeattle Senator pay as a multiple of their constituencies' minimum wage is possibly the best idea I have ever heard.

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@R0b0tSp1der @vanillaopinions Railroads in the US are privately owned and interstate commerce is controlled by Congress rather than the executive branch. Intrastate commerce is governed by state laws. Therefore the White House, by definition, controls neither the railways nor the flow of commerce. Pay up.

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@agraybee @vanillatary I'm pretty sure the right is, somehow, still blaming this one on airlines hiring black pilots.

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@argentsaber @Marauder4TWT @lazy_ass_name @Spectacul4r_ Expectation: Illuminati Reality: 4chan

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@L0_rich "I have a nut allergy, hate sushi" "I love peanut butter and can easily eat half my body weight in raw fish" Masterful.

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@NickAdamsinUSA @3YearLetterman Nah man. This isn't real. This dude's fucking with us.

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@NormOrnstein @realkatiejow @AOC I'm trying to figure out who's running against her. You down to help run up their donations so we can keep this lunatic away from our schools?

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@MehdiHasanShow @mtaibbi @mehdirhasan "About that specific topic you invited yourself onto my show to talk about... Any comments?" "Uhh....."

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@notkavi His favorability ratings are higher among Republicans than Democrats and I think that says everything we need to know.

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@smartsuzysunset @AdrianCJax Fyi there are a lot of disabled people who look outwardly fit and healthy. I look like a perfectly average 30ish year old guy, but depending on the day, I might need a cane to remain on my feet for longer than half an hour at a time.

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@sathalidor @WesMorrison8 @LilNasX Thanos specifically wanted to retaliate against the industry that rejected his mixtape

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@R0b0tSp1der @vanillaopinions Nobody believes you have either 10 BTC or the integrity to follow through when someone refutes the claim (which is comically easy to refute).

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@ApeIsrael @henrikenberg @punishedgarage can't wait to show off this fancy new word and absolutely mangle the pronunciation

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@LolOverruled Your honor, I thought I would be one of the cool kids and everyone would like me if I ate the banana

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@jacklynyeh @laserboat999 lol nah was all after spring break in Maryland so there was no chance of actually hitting any slopes, we just talked about our favorite mountains and gear. it worked though, extra credit brought me up to 59.95, the absolute lowest possible passing grade (rounds up to 60.0, a D!)

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@shoe0nhead For anyone who doesn't know, I'm assuming she means this:

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@emiliatheworst @inhumANthropoid @ChaosIsMel This is the correct take, but Twitter users are notorious for intentionally misinterpreting things

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@vanillaopinions I think it's weird when people refer to Bernie as "Sanders." Who the hell's that? Ted Cruz is also a fun counterexample because nobody ever calls him Ted, or Cruz. Every time you hear about him, it's a full name.

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@SnakeMa33540594 @emily_allyce Vermont has one of the highest home vacancy rates in the country. It's near 20%. Because people are buying homes (that people need to, you know, LIVE in) and using them as rental properties that sit idle most of the year while Vermonters can't fucking buy homes.

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@RealSteveCox Dazed and Confused. You don't even have to change it, it just works. #BidenMovieTitles

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@PatG36 @notsofiacoppola @mtgreenee If one of my Marines did pull-ups like that, I would count zero pull-ups. That's the worst form I've ever seen.

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@kurtbardella @joncoopertweets @hilaryr Me, trying to figure out why Joe Rogan saying "I'll probably vote for Bernie" is bad but a full-throated endorsement from Michael "stop and frisk for NDAs" Bloomberg is good

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@waltermasterson Hi! Though the text is visually similar to English, it is actually a completely different language and alphabet. As an expert in this field I can confirm your translation is close, however you mistranslated "brick" as a singular noun when it should be the plural, "bricks."

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@themeredith @theashleyray I just realized there has never been any point in my life when clocking out meant being done, and, well, fuck. I would like that! It sounds nice!

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@MeBitchigotTime Sometimes it's just that bad

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@Vanillachurr0 @psyopenjoyer69 @ElectionLegal I guess if someone has a humiliation fetish, that's pretty much the peak

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@bad_histories Just tell him the autopsies were covered up because they revealed too many vaccine-related deaths. He'll take the bait.

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@JayThomasEmrys @sranysovok @Timcast A lot can change in ten years. He used to say some correct things

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@pronouncedsimon I think this is a strong contender for the greatest photo ever taken.

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@GravitysRa1nbow Invading Afghanistan is kinda like falling for a timeshare scam.

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If you sell now, the hedge funds win.

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@srslyberserk Tallahassee, FL for anyone asking if this is real

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@Potatoe_salaad @jacklynyeh @laserboat999 I don't know if they give A's in thermodynamics, we were all fighting for our lives in that class

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@eerrriiicaa Assert dominance. Follow him back.

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@roun_sa_ville Real Indian food or "feed this junk to the white people" Indian food? Because honestly both are delicious.

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@Scaramucci @tribelaw Dersh thinks abuse of power is not impeachable. District Judge Charles Swayne was impeached for "abuse and contempt of power" in 1904. Federal judges have the same standards for impeachment as presidents. The precedent is set. Dersh is wrong. Spread the word.

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@LoFiRepublican I think you'd be better off if you spent less time getting angry at people who are doing absolutely nothing to bother anyone

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@SocialistMMA One of my Marines made this and I'm just beaming with pride

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@JennieTetreault I swear to God, you people could shit your own pants and blame it on Bernie.

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@rorynator @shuvlyluv @thewendynerd @RealRileyWoods @doctorbaixue @whitneyarner Note for American readers: "college" in the UK refers to what we call junior and senior year of high school. Education is mandatory until 18. At 16, you choose whether your final two years will be vocational or academic (college). Four-year higher ed is called "university."

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@SeasonneRose @mkraju I've heard if you close your eyes and whisper "I don't know Lev Parnas" three times, his lawyer @josephabondy will tweet a photo of you and Lev together.

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@SwannMarcus89 I try to be data driven, but on a visceral level I just can't see Trump winning this election. Honestly the results of every election since 2004 have made logical sense if you just understand where America was in those moments. And this moment really does not favor Trump.

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@eerrriiicaa Homeboy's about to go under the knife and needs to make a decision FAST

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@Lefty_Jew Perhaps he's looking to make an example of Ukraine in order to deter other, currently neutral nations from seeking NATO membership, thus halting NATO expansion.

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@objsucks Jesus, these replies. Normalize breaking the fuck up with people!

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@OccupyDemocrats There are so many great reasons to dunk on Cawthorn and you're going with... This?

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@ForwardAerial @lowkeyspear @paul2tele @keefler_elf @_cingraham This explanation actually worked. Fuck.

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@oomeerrika @douglaschu_ @chaunceydevega When Russia totally didn't invade Ukraine back in 2013, one of the ways we were able to confirm Russian troop presence was from the metadata in a selfie posted to social media by a Russian soldier on a "training exercise." Coordinates were in Crimea.

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@dieworkwear Can't say he wasn't warned

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@MntlRCabeza @itfffff @Ian_Fisch @elcaudilloUSA @fidelispatre @IGN 32,000 executions is enough to merit comparison between widespread accepted behaviors. But if you want to talk pure numbers, conquistadors prematurely ended the lives of eight million South Americans.

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@b_mastrofini @mwatsonnyc @JoshuaPHilll Good answer! Here's a statement from one of them.

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@ScottAdamsSays @C_hoffmanni if you've ever wondered why that woman left you, the answer is right here

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@EFMememacher Russia literally wanted Germany to launch a revanchist war against the allies after WWI, and helped them evade military restrictions imposed by Versailles by inviting them onto Soviet soil to learn chemical and tank warfare. Without Russia, there's no WWII in the first place.

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@adbodine @brianskeptical @MikeSington Do you think it's a good thing that Trump demonstrated a complete inability to prepare while auditioning for the most important job in the world?

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@JeremyWard33 Two options: 1. Military intervention to stabilize Haiti 2. Get our people out of there and stay out of it. You're only allowed to complain about one.

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@Arbitrarymagi The rocket scientists who think they're on to something with this theory would 100% read this tweet and say "SEE? SHE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT"

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@BethLucyStab @Rodrigator_ @_Bridgehead_ @RightWingCope Now hollow out one of the toothpicks, because it's an elevator shaft.

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@DiRico_Rants Kinda matches the way they act like other countries besides the US don't have any agency. Best example is Ukraine: America "made" Russia invade and is "forcing" Ukraine to fight back, according to their narrative.

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@GravitysRa1nbow A thousand bombs a day is a pretty insane operational tempo. Whoever's in charge of verifying the target coordinates probably isn't even bothering to look at the map.

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@BluthX @NathanJRobinson "But she changed her story" ... Where have I heard this argument before? 🤔

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@hayxtt Male worth is judged by their ability to "get the girl." If you want to insult a man in absence of any context, the default lines of attack are all related to sexual desirability. MAYBE that's an unhealthy value system and we should collectively rethink it.

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@thechosenberg Neither party is doing anything inappropriate here, OP just has some kind of weird guilt complex or maybe simply isn't cut out for ongoing casual dating.

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1 year

@ChadNotChud It's safe at In-N-Out, but I wouldn't try it anywhere else.

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@dontaxeredhood @mymixtapez Charges are "Violation of Oath of Public Officer" and "Obstruction and Hindering a Law Enforcement Officer." Combined, up to 6 years in prison (1-5 for the first, up to 1 for the second). She's accused of "showing favor" to the killers, but no specifics yet.

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@thejb_stan I grew up in New Zealand where there's a fish and chips shop on every other corner. Now I'm in Vermont. I can think of two semi-nearby places that serve fish and chips where the quality is like 80-90% of what I had in the old country. It's really just not that special a dish.

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