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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 months

Really enjoying @andyroddick ’s new @Served_Podcast . Not your ‘run of the mill’ talk about results/events like 99.9% of tennis podcasts, Andy really gets into the mechanics and issues of the game we love.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@JimMFelton Season 2 of ‘Boris’ is going to take some doing. Bring popcorn.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Saw Gemma O'Doherty trending. Sadly she has not tripped over her laces and landed in a puddle of her own piss and shit...

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@adasomg @realDonaldTrump If “FREE STUFF” is how you think socialism works, I’d suggest reading a book.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@JolyonMaugham Keep doing what you are doing, Jo. Democracy needs good people like you.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

2 years

@HelenTh45011085 @EmmaKennedy Why would a “guard” shout European and Irish when Ireland is an EU member state. The passport checks are also much faster for Irish citizens than they are for UK.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

11 years

@Arsenal @_OlivierGiroud_ @Sagnaofficial Oui, oui, oui!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

We’ve had an amazing weekend and I am a very lucky man. Thank you everyone for your lovely messages, we truly appreciate your kind words and thoughts. Happy Sunday evening from both of us 👰🏼🤵🏽

Emma

@emmaphickey

4 years

Not posting many pics publicly until we get our albums from our amazing photographer in a few weeks, but, from this newly married couple, have a very happy Saturday evening. Thanks for all the support and well wishes 🥰😘👰🏼🤵🏽 @appleaddicto

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

So, it’s official; I got a transfer to Dublin with my company in early 2020 and I really cannot wait to get out of here and get started! 🇮🇪💪🏽

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

(Emma again) The arse falling out of Gemma O’Doherty’s vote just makes me so fucking happy 😊 A resounding two fingers to her and her ilk. Also delighted to see the National Party doing so poorly. Proud of the Irish electorate for not falling for their populist shite.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

@BenjaminABock Frankly, you need to get a life and fuck off with this photoshopped bollocks. Grow up.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

Absolute amateurs. Been trying to logon for nearly three hours now. Imagine you’re a client with bills to pay, urgent monies to transfer out, and you cannot access your account because Bank of Ireland cannot run a stable or modern banking platform…

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

Fucking hell. The @talktoBOI @bankofireland app is absolute garbage. Cannot log into the app and when I try to log in from desktop computer I am asked to “set up device” for security. What is going on lads??!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

@JimMFelton Another round of The Thick Of It's "Thought Camp"...

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Prepare the dolphin!

Oonagh

@Okeating

5 years

Yes, sex is good and all that, but have you ever imagined the UK holding European Parliamentary elections and Farage not getting in?

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

@mrjamesob BUT Brexit means Brexit, James! ;) Once we leave the EUSSR our pavements will be lined with gold and the world will trade *shoot me now*

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

10 months

And let’s call a spade a spade. Those “protesting” are not protestors. They are actual human scum. Degenerates and lowlifes. Uneducated fascist cunts. I hope they are caught and brought to justice for the damage caused to this city #DublinRiots

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

So... @emmaphickey and I had the most incredible weekend in Russia and got engaged 💍🇷🇺 #FromRussiaWithLove

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@JolyonMaugham Weak pound effect

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Fake news!!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Starting a new job in Dublin today. Same company, new country. Buzzing to get started. That’s probably something to do with the coffee from Insomnia’s! 🇮🇪🇪🇺💪🏽

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

2 years

Who is this gobshite cunt from GB News on Question Time? #bbcqt

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

@naughtyT *Siri, show me a visual metaphor of the current state of molefarmers*

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

How lucky were we to have shared a brief history of time with Professor Stephen Hawking? What a remarkable scientist who inspired so many.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

3 years

2021: Been a big year of change. The pandemic is still ongoing but the vaccines are doing their thing. Bought a house, on the verge of becoming a father. Maybe 2022 will be the year we can escape the clutches of Coronavirus and return to more normality. Might tweet more too!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

I wonder what sentence a working class woman would have been given... #LaviniaWoodward

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Dominic Cummings is a vile thug. Period. He's playing Johnson et al like a fiddle

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

My thoughts are with the women of Ireland today and I hope that the result is the one that gives you choice, freedom and compassion. My wonderful girlfriend has made the journey back #hometovote today in this historic referendum and I couldn’t be more proud. #Trustwomen

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Rishi Sunak spouting a load of bollocks on BBC Breakfast. Blah blah blah. Naga Munchetty is not impressed.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

@SoyJMdelaR @Wimbledon Calm down

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Fancy a decent coffee for only 49p? Head to @Pret with a reusable cup and help prevent 100 billion single use Cups going to landfill each year #reuserevolution

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Merry Christmas, everybody. I hope you’ve had a great day.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Twelve and a half years since I joined the company I am now in the final hours of employment. It’s been a great adventure that’s brought me from London to Paris, now Dublin, and marriage 😃. Looking forward to exciting challenges at a new firm in January. #OperationGoYourOwnWay

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@Nigel_Farage You lost to a dolphin, Poundland Göring.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Living in a country where Boris fucking Johnson is Prime Minster. How did we fuck things up to end up with this cunt? #NotMyPrimeMinister

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

@010714fz @LewisHamilton Completely and utterly missing the point. Go read a book.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

40th blood donation completed🩸 @GiveBloodNHS . Always a pleasure to give blood at this crucial time of the year. Also, the tea and biscuits aren’t bad either!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Itsnotcominghome #ENGCRO

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

We have a date and we have a venue! #Wedding2020 🇮🇪

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

The silence from the West is deafening #Israel #Gaza #FreePalestine

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

2 years

What is the point of Enoch Burke? No one is suppressing his religious rights. He is simply being told that he’s a fucking twat.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

“This is unbelievable!” BBC Sport commentators. It’s Panama. It’s the Group Stage. Calm down, lads. #ENGPAN

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Still in the European Union 🇪🇺

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

8 months

Husband visits wife in hospital following procedure, this is normal. For the UK to give this much attention is not. It is not headline or breaking news either. Then again this is the royal family.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

The MP for Mordor

Joey D'Urso

@josephmdurso

7 years

John Redwood is speaking to the BBC beneath a red sky and with Big Ben in a cage.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

11 months

If you think war crimes committed by Israel is inappropriate making you want to pull out of a global tech event or that your “brand’s values are not aligned” would you rather Cosgrave called it “State sponsored genocide” instead? Fuck you and your fake values

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Today is my last day working in the City of London. What a ride the last years have been. On to the next adventure 🇮🇪

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Found this on LinkedIn. So true, right?

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@Telegraph This was neither witty or a dig. This mythology is just like his premiership and Brexit.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

11 months

Dublin. You turned up in your THOUSANDS to march against the inhumane treatment of Palestinians 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

First Pimms of the season. Trying to coax the sun out...

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

8 years

Ten minutes into ep 1 of Clarkson, Hammond and May's @thegrandtour and...HOLY CRAP! :)

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Daily Mail. Absolutely pathetic.

Snigdha

@snigskitchen

7 years

Rather than starting a positive, life saving campaign for better prostate cancer awareness, the Daily Mail front page decides to go for a negative "bias against men" bluster and anger angle. Unnecessary, unhelpful, yet typical Daily Wail.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Also; Promoted Tweets. There is special corner in hell for you.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

When you find yourself agreeing with PiersMorgan recently...

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

3 years

If you’re even considering sending out racist abuse to Rashford and Saka, let it be known that you are the absolute scum of the earth. Get in the bin.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

3 years

Kindly fuck off you absolute cretins tweeting #artetaout Go and support Tottenham instead.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

@stellacreasy Really is telling when these "men" resort to misogyny. Pathetic bunch, tbh. I can't wait for the Female Doctor. About time too!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Falafel and houmous from Pilpel is the best 🔥🙌🏽

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Do we really have to put up with John Inverdale? Can I get a refund on my TV Licence?? @BBCSport #sixnations #SCOvENG

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

3 years

@9to5mac @ChanceHMiller Good. Nazis can fuck off far away.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Anyone else not giving a damn about big chain corporations during the lockdown? Once we are allowed to I will do my utmost to buy from independent, local companies. The backbone of an economy.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Moving day was a success. So long SW16. Hello SE16

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Aer Lingus’ing to London from Dublin. Back here for good in a few weeks! 🇮🇪💪🏽💤

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Off to rock this vote! @coyleneil #bermondseyandoldsouthwark #BoS #Labour

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

9 years

Game day! On my way to Emirates Stadium! #AFCvBFC

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

@Mitchas23 @Kevin_Maguire Missing the point though. Yvette Cooper isn’t a fascist.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Collected the keys this evening. Swapping SW for SE London :)

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

@appleinsider I mean...why wouldn’t you want Facebook to track your browsing activities... Heaven forbid you’d want FB to know more about your private life than you know yourself.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

All men should read this. Thank you for being courageous and sharing your story @Amelia_Womack .

The i paper

@theipaper

7 years

Amelia Womack: I was in an abusive relationship – that’s how I know the law must change

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

Absolute human scum protestors outside Leinster House with a mock of gallows. Like, what the fuck is the matter with you? Are you seriously that fucked in the head you have to threaten violence against elected politicians. Grow the fuck up.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

Forget 'dropping' Kevin Myers; why did the editor allow such an offensive article to be published?

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

Multiculturalism is fucking awesome 🙌🏽💪🏽🖕🏽🌟

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

We need more @thatginamiller 's in society. What a force for good she is! 💪

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

The morning after the night before...we got engaged! That actually happened! Our heads have certainly felt better. #FromRussiaWithLove

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

10 months

I feel for Reeva Steenkamp’s family and friends at this time. Reeva was murdered in cold blood and her murderer is set to be freed. He still poses a genuine risk to any woman in the future. He was convicted of femicide. He is a killer, he is not sorry. He should be left to rot.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

May God have mercy on our souls #GE2019

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

The City of London. Taken from the Hays Galleria.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Again, when you agree with Piers Morgan*

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

2 years

Finally got back out on the road with an easy paced run. Lovely sea air down Bray seafront. Great to blow the cobwebs off after 5 months.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Once again, I cannot wait for the UK to become a Republic. Fuck the monarchy, frankly.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

3 months

@notoracismIRL Let’s call a spade a spade here. Something like, Neo-Nazis.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

9 years

Sitting on the far western point of the Île Saint Louis in the middle of the Seine in Paris. All I need is wine http://t.co/mRKDnckoch

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

Gotta love a @Timehop pun! 😂

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

The perfectly pulled pint of Guinness. Only in Ireland 🇮🇪🙌🏽

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

Survived my first day in my new job, in a new country. The Irish are ever so warm and welcoming. Really excited to stick into this role 🇮🇪🇪🇺💪🏽

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

6 years

London fireworks with a big fat FUCK YOU TO BREXIT theme! 😂

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

#NewProfilePic Go to hell @elonmusk

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

4 years

The COVID-19 pandemic has certainly taught me to be more disciplined and to cherish and be grateful what I already have. I feel content to forgo the things that I do really need but want. I intend to continue on this route going forward.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

1 year

The Tories *literally* bankrupted Thurrock and Labour still cannot take control of the council?! What the actual fuck?!

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

5 years

“OH SHAAAT UP, YA CAAAANT!!” 💪🏽 #Essex #Whothefuckmakesupthisshite

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

8 years

CTRL, ALT, DEL #2016in3words

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

A quick reminder that Theresa May voted to increase student fees to £9000

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

9 years

Mad props to the person who booked a meeting room with the reasoning "Week-end stag à Ibiza".

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

The state of this buffoon and the shitrag paper

Dan Wootton

@danwootton

7 years

Tomorrow @TheSun warmly welcomes The Guardian into our tabloid club (we remain £1.50 cheaper)

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

8 years

I trust the members of Britain First did something similar...

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

11 months

Proud to be part of the 12% making a contribution to this incredibly progressive and welcoming country.🇮🇪 “Immigrants. We get shit done!” Non-Irish citizens are 12% of population, Census shows via @RTENews

Non-Irish citizens are 12% of population, Census shows

Non-Irish citizens living in Ireland account for 12% of the total population, according to Census 2022.

www.rte.ie

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

2 years

And you thought Jeremy Clarkson and his supporting fan club couldn’t be more repulsive. What a pathetic little pip squeak he is. Oh and a racist. That too.

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

11 months

You’re entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts #FreePalestine

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ahmed | 🇵🇭🇲🇺🇬🇧

@appleaddicto

7 years

34 years old and just got ID'd... 😂

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