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Former scientist, current quasi-successful songwriter Posting child or animal-harm = instant block. I need 5m impressions/month. Bite the bait, please.

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Joined December 2022
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Well, I see there's another war going on Hang my head and sigh, "Good grief" Seems like we've done fought more wars Than had years that there's been peace And drugs and crime and hungry babies It's all that I've been seeing lately It's done got to the point, I'm scared to turn
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@InternetH0F Somebody didn't have the Vision to see his arm needed makeup
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@InternetH0F Amazing how society is so programmed that most people only find an issue with one of these.
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@InternetH0F "Sat on couch wear and tear," and "went to bathroom 3 times, $3" Never let your child around these people again. Ever.
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@fightwithmemes So, teacher is getting 13 regardless, and we're just gonna say "Ok, there's a 10 in there somewhere." Somewhere in Asia, there are 50 kids stacked into a tent with an abacus that can whip our kids' asses in everything academic.
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@Rothmus I mean, to be fair, some people left their homes back then and knew where streets were in their towns and cities.
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@Rothmus @gamefisher5 - Laid down - Opened legs - Occasionally moaned - Didn't clean in between We know
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@WomenPostingLs "I forgave myself for cheating." So, she knew this entire damn time! Yet if I say something about women, I'll be mobbed by people in this thread saying "Yeah, but men too!" Nah, men don't do this. lmao This is a female-only club, and is awful.
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@Parabellum2021 the tables have turned, darkness
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@JUSTcatmeme Dad also has much drier wood and is using a splitting maul, not an axe.
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@wildtiktokss Girls making "Barbie" their entire personality is happening way ahead of schedule.
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@lporiginalg Communist farm: Even the grass won't grow.
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@wildtiktokss Forrest Grump
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@lporiginalg Wait... lol Am I reading this wrong? "Like that voice telling you fire is hot. Don't believe it!"
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@InternetH0F It wasn't the colors that were the problem. It was pulling out your entire stand, moving around 4 other boxes, just to access the RCA ports. Gen Z can't understand.
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@reddit_lies "The current consensus..." Three very dangerous words.
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@theladymeimei Tacos are Spanish. Sushi is Japanese. Nobody likes hummus. Fried Chicken is also European. Deal.
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@WomenBeingAwful I love how women going down on random men is what they consider "dating"
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@DelusionPosting I can't even think of a clever comment here. The absolute state of women is just tragic.
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@redman304 "OMG, men, stop f'n talking to us!" "Nah, we was just playin'!"
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@GarbageHuman23 My man, have a seat. I'm afraid you won't like this...
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@DelusionPosting Fine. Now stop asking straight dudes to date you. Let us be "transphobic" and leave us be.
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@reddit_lies Yeah, that old "I deserve" thing, mostly coming from the people who never have and never will provide a single damn thing to society while expecting everything from it
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@InternetH0F Plot twist: He knows this and is pretending to be stuck so she can feel she's being useful.
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@InternetH0F I bet ya that's changed now that it's 2024. They no longer accept corn 😭
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@WomenPostingLs She doesn't seem to mind. She was likely getting the D while texting him.
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@Rothmus Man, them feels. But you gotta hit back with something though. "Nah, I just figured since you've banged literally every other guy I know, I thought it was my turn." or something
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@DelusionPosting The females who go out of their way to look aesthetically more European (to land a White chad) always have these horrible takes lol
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@reddit_lies Gotta admire the progressive left's ability to consistently project their own disassociation from reality onto their perceived political opponents.
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@InternetH0F The dollar used to be worth a dollar.
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@reddit_lies It's because "peer review" is a slogan. If you ask them how it works, they have no idea. On Reddit, I imagine, they'd just ban you for asking.
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@Tr00peRR Notice his level-10 situational awareness, however, understanding that if he said anything to her, she would take that as a provocation, and then he'd be having coffee thrown at him as she raged out and tore up the place.
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@WomenPostingLs Well, let's also be very clear here. Whenever a woman says "No guys are interested in me," they really mean "I'm not interested in all these guys I think are ugly or poor or not socially cool enough to be seen with me." No woman ever has to be alone. Ever. It's evolution
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Not a single person wanting to lynch an 80-year-old White man for shooting a black male even knows who this kid is (pictured). And that's our fault for not going scorched Earth when they repeatedly do this to ours hundreds of times every year. His life mattered
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@DeIudedShaniqwa A bunch of fat Israeli dudes in a click-farm pretending to be black online to race bait. lmao
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@Rothmus Morbidly curious what those final thoughts are for these folks. Because there are a whole lot of these folks. "OMG, I can't believe I was so wrong?" Or did they kinda subconsciously know it all along and sorta just let go without a fight?
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@DelusionPosting I love how the "facts and evidence" are just her lying, and the "court documents" just confirm her lying. LMAO
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@KryssyLaReina You're the one trying to drag them online. They have no idea you exist. They're actually happy.
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@Hamsterpilled_ If it meant that girls could be more popular for a single day and climb up one single rung of the social ladder, most of them would re-hit Hiroshima gladly and dance about it on tiktok.
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@TheJoeySwoll Imagine being in the restaurant, and you drop your drink, and you hear four voices saying "You need to do better!" 😭
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@InternetH0F Yeah, they call it "Playing chess with pigeons," I believe. They sh*t all over the board then fly away thinking they've won.
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@InternetH0F When a man finishes his main quest...
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@exponent26 @Hamsterpilled_ Realistically, 1 to 1, no woman is ever that far out of a man's league, once you strip away makeup, hair products, push-up/padded bras, yoga pants, etc. But this is something that's been going on since the '80s, at least, with girls looking to publicly humiliate guys for fun.
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I work as a grant analyst. Every single grant, be it private or public, goes almost exclusively to the "BIPOC" community, w/the remaining going to LGBT. There are no grants, funds, programs or anything else for White people. None. I double-dog dare you to find one, MFer. Do it.
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Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says that he will direct COVID relief funds to go to non-White art organizations:
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@reddit_lies "My history professor told me Cuba was a paradise. Obviously I know more about Castro from listening to a communist speak for a few weeks than people who actually lived there." I'm pretty sure this is already a meme.
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@Rothmus Oh, I didn't "lose" her. I know exactly where she's at. On the streets.
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@DelusionPosting This is the literal height of their creativity.
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@DelusionPosting The last two large-scale genocides in history have been in Africa. But it's impossible to communicate in a fact-based system with people using a folklore system. It's like trying to barter bottle caps with someone only accepting USD.
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@glumirror Western women won't stop until everyone is as miserable as they are.
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@WomenPostingLs "I'm more than just the men I've slept with." Yes, that's what we keep saying. The sum total is greater than its parts. You say 58, and we see far more than that. Go have your "fun," I guess. It's your life.
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@MomsPostingLs She has 3 kids. I doubt you have any.
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@AnthonyCumia Europeans took resources that were meaningless to Africans, and gave them civilization in exchange. Now, in a modern European economic context, they see these resources are worth money, and they're crying foul. It's not much more complex than that.
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@DelusionPosting Wanna know the best way ever to defeat stereotypes? DON'T BE THE STEREOTYPE. This isn't rocket science.
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@xbtGBH The people crying "2 against 1!" in the comments, when the 2nd guy didn't do anything, are a huge part of the problem. When there are 7 of them, against 1 native, they kick and stomp and brutalize the victim with all 7, and they just pretend they don't see it. But this...
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@sciam Yeah. For sure. Men tended the babies. Probably breast fed too. Check out these sociological opinions that no one had about all the available evidence for generations, but suddenly found their EUREKA moment. Good talk.
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@DeIudedShaniqwa Oh, no. Please don't go. Whatever you do, please don't just F off and leave us to our White, homogeneous nature that will transform all of our "diverse" nations into Super Denmarks, prosperous and clean.
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@InternetH0F Everyone's always known this. The more rotund a woman is, the more she thinks she's entitled to 6'4, ribbed-abs guys in the top 1%. It's a weird thing; mathematical maybe. The fatter they get, the higher their standards get.
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@WomenPostingLs She doesn't care. Notice the specific emphasis on how amazing the sex was. For so many of them, that's their entire life's fulfillment - amazing sex. I hope it comforts them when they're dying alone. "Oh, my. I had amazing sex! What a life!"
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@lethalrejection Oh, I thought you were serious for a minute.
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@WomenPostingLs Damn, imagine how bad she must look naked. :( I feel kinda bad for her.
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@ClownWorld_ Ah, okay. So women. Women who call themselves nonbinary. And women who think they're agender. And women who pretend to be men. Glad we got that cleared up.
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@InternetH0F There's no version of any reality where this is okay. If someone dumped on him for that, it'd be deserved. No badge. No uniform. Just a gun pointed at someone. That's armed robbery.
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@WomenPostingLs The anti-male sentiment is strong. I guarantee that every single person saying "A marriage is a partnership, of course he should pay" would be saying the exact opposite if a husband was demanding a wife pay his pre-marriage debts.
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@KathleenLunson @extrasalt513 Translation: "I still live in a homogeneous, safe part of town, with people like me, and we can travel in broad daylight to get curry and visit diversity like a zoo exhibit, before returning to safety. I'm so cultured. I love it!"
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@TheJoeySwoll How are you gonna have eyebrows like you're incubating caterpillars on your forehead and try to clown someone who could break your ancestors' bones with one right hook?
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@wildtiktokss I'm no prude, but it's just scary how "sex" is the dominant literal force in modern society. It's how people judge things, how they orientate themselves in life, and seemingly all they can talk about.
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@lporiginalg I know a guy who was on Twitter two years ago and warned someone that having this surgery would almost guarantee they'd never have another orgasm. That guy was promptly reported and silenced.
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@nypost "Brave person brings up truth about Clinton, gets beat up and dragged away"
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@TheJoeySwoll This is why I refuse to use a public gym. I'm getting over severe neuropathy and just getting my strength back. the last thing I need is to be a star in some buff bro's video bcz he's trying to flex on me for likes. This dude might be recovering or something. No sense in shaming
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@DelusionPosting In all honesty, I wouldn't expect an archaeologist to know the first thing about skeletal structure. An anthropologist, on the other hand, or something in that vein...
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@funrandomstring @Stone_tossers So, you know which distribution is black and which is White, don't ya?
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@beyond_capital I love how nobody's allowed to own the land, unless it's to smear White people, then the land had rightful owners.
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@InternetH0F Welp, he ain't helping the stereotypes any here lol
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I hear Dawn dish soap is a bit sweeter than you'd think.
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@colinrtalbot So, England was never cozy? Safe? Trustworthy? Helpful to its people? What part did you live in?
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@MomsPostingLs "A creep..." = A perfectly nice, stable gentleman who thought your hair was attractive enough to warrant a comment, but he wasn't in the top 15% of Chad you chase.
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@reddit_lies You can live in 100% of places and be perfectly fine. That just cuts out about 95% of your children's medical options if they ever need something like a bone marrow transplant.
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@TaylorJohn41431 That arm was flopping like a rubber band after a minute lol
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@UltraDane @USAisCOLLAPSING The idea that we can take a nomadic hunter-gatherer people, with a social status breeding strategy, and assimilate them into a sedentary agrarian society with a competency-based breeding strategy, is the biggest failed experiment in world history. Yet they won't cancel it
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@reddit_lies It's because the baby's not getting any milk. At absolute best, by a freak twist of congenital defect topped off with cross-sex hormones, some useless fluid secretes from the "breast" but isn't actual milk for the baby.
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@reddit_lies These are the guys who always answer "Yes!" to the question, "Are the nazis in the room with you right now?"
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