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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

sex pests and perverts dm me NOW

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anus

@anustasiya

2 years

they’re in love

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3 years

pussy from a sane girl

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1 year

I hate it here

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@anustasiya

2 years

how can you get addicted to porn just turn it off

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3 years

if I had big boobs I would make it my whole personality

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@anustasiya

3 years

what are the odds that the guy who wrote the most Kafkaesque stories was called Franz Kafka

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3 years

whoever says the r word first in a relationship holds all the power

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@anustasiya

11 months

people who can’t cook are a special kind of stupid, just pull up a fucking recipe the instructions are literally right there

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@anustasiya

3 years

how tf they letting fat people run governments

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@anustasiya

10 months

last fat cock friday of the year

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@anustasiya

2 years

Babe does this skirt make my cum gutter look big?

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@anustasiya

2 years

why would she delete this?

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anus

@anustasiya

1 year

can I say something…

Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

1 year

Learning and exposing the dark truth about 9/11 can take a toll on your health

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anus

@anustasiya

10 years

when he calls u baby girl http://t.co/MdQZMSXxrA

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@anustasiya

2 years

daphne mode activated

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@anustasiya

3 years

femcel seeking incel

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@anustasiya

9 months

Men used to send nut vids with sound… Now all they do is tweet and cook in groupchats

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@anustasiya

2 years

meow

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@anustasiya

2 years

calling an exterminator to get rid of men under 6ft

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@anustasiya

9 months

i DON’T care.

Chris

@iamchriscorooo

9 months

Men, please vent to women. They DO care.

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@anustasiya

10 years

meninism http://t.co/k807gQs0uq

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@anustasiya

10 years

when u see a hot dad at the mall http://t.co/OBto2edoiN

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@anustasiya

2 years

lgbt stands for lizards gorillas birds tigers

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anus

@anustasiya

10 months

real men don’t shower

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@GeebMinister

10 months

Is this true boys?!

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@anustasiya

3 years

guy just approached me on the street and asked me if I needed a slave 👍

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@anustasiya

3 years

let’s normalize wearing the same outfit 6 days in a row

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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

Russia really said #landback

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anus

@anustasiya

2 years

yep, i need a beer

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@anustasiya

3 years

wow that instagram infographic cured my racism

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@anustasiya

10 months

trying to work at a cafe in a trendy neighbourhood but the table next to me is a group of they/thems wearing carhartt and arc’teryx loudly talking about communism

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@anustasiya

2 years

what the fuck is rizz

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@anustasiya

3 years

he’s working on his tan

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3 years

Marcel’s first time in the snow

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3 years

going into a sensory deprivation tank and drowning

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2 years

😐 😛

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@anustasiya

11 years

when ur whole outfit off point http://t.co/VYByxxfEMK

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@anustasiya

9 months

call me NAMBLA the way i fuck with the boys

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@anustasiya

3 years

staying home and getting really bad fomo after the weird kid tells me “don’t come to school tomorrow”

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@anustasiya

3 years

thinking of creating a monkey chat where you can only send pics of monkeys/apes, tap in folks

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@anustasiya

3 years

merry xmas eve from me and my cute little outfit

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@anustasiya

3 years

if you have sex with an adult disney fan you’re a pedophile

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@anustasiya

1 year

happy halloween 👻🎃

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@anustasiya

2 years

is it possible to get burnout from doing the bare minimum?

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@anustasiya

10 years

online angel http://t.co/h95H8LgFQU

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@anustasiya

2 years

😢

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@anustasiya

4 years

why does my cat look like this :/

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@anustasiya

2 years

Puss in Boots? more like Piss in Pants!

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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

just adopted a manlet, any advice on training him? Should I keep him crated?

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@anustasiya

2 years

haha where’s my state mandated hug?

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anus

@anustasiya

9 months

the hardest part about working from home is that there’s no weird guy here telling me that my hair smells nice

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@anustasiya

2 years

Telling the pharmacist I’m here to pick up my prescription and they hand me a gun with a single bullet loaded in the chamber

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@anustasiya

9 months

coffee isn't hitting like it used to I'm going to have to start slapping myself in the face

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@anustasiya

8 months

buzzfeed quiz to determine if you’ve been molested or not

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@anustasiya

10 years

"it's a metaphor" http://t.co/fbVF6G3KdG

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@anustasiya

10 years

Matthew Broderick appreciation tweet http://t.co/QkerLTgtTk

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10 years

could be us but u playin http://t.co/2p6cA0LKvM

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@anustasiya

2 years

Ummm.. what cut of meat is this?

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@anustasiya

2 years

Should I drop $100 to see Weird Al tomorrow..

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@anustasiya

2 years

doing this with a regular hamster

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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

At the beach. For every girl skinnier than me I load a bullet in the chamber. For every girl bigger than me I take one out.

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@anustasiya

2 years

Very sad to announce that my dad has failed the “don’t comment on my weight” challenge

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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

i hate freaks can everyone please be normal

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anus

@anustasiya

2 years

Merry Christmas everyone, even the losers and the haters <3

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anus

@anustasiya

3 years

sometimes I feel like I’m the only white woman on twitter

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@anustasiya

9 years

if Ferris Bueller's Day Off was set in 2015 Ferris would probably vape

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@anustasiya

9 months

im a straight edge alcoholic

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@anustasiya

2 years

i sure wish i had a boyfriend, i love all the boys on this site

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anus

@anustasiya

10 years

the universe is so vast and im so insignificant and i also didn't do any homework

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@anustasiya

3 years

Went for a hike yesterday!

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@anustasiya

2 years

Fellas?

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@anustasiya

11 months

do NOT try this

spooky birv

@murderbirv

11 months

being normal, has anyone else tried this?

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@anustasiya

3 years

[sweaty neet mouth breathing while typing on a mechanical keyboard] uh oh i hope i don’t get drafted

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@anustasiya

11 months

Hey

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@anustasiya

3 years

what the fuck

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@anustasiya

3 years

Computer enhance

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@anustasiya

3 years

monkey chat tap in

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@anustasiya

2 years

If the groundhog sees his shadow, he gets sucked. If the groundhog doesn’t see his shadow, he gets fucked.

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@anustasiya

3 years

only men should be allowed to say swear words

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@anustasiya

3 years

I think I would be a cute alien freak

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@anustasiya

3 years

they invading your ass on ukraine twitter

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@anustasiya

2 years

let’s go brandon NOT!

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anus

@anustasiya

11 months

vaxxed?

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@nypost

11 months

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger dead at 100

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anus

@anustasiya

1 year

You either goon or get gooned

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@anustasiya

2 years

@oldatlas @michaelacoletta get a new hobby dude

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@anustasiya

2 years

this is where mid girls spawn from

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@anustasiya

3 years

going to the pussy store, anyone want anything?

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@anustasiya

2 years

i would eat it

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anus

@anustasiya

2 years

Some ableist words you should probably cut out of your vocabulary...bc they're ableist: - Stinky - Smelly - Doodoo head - Butt licker - Fart sniffer - Cock smoker - Butt muncher - Dumbo There are many more, and if anyone wants add some, feel free to below!

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anus

@anustasiya

11 months

they need to invent kibble for humans I’m tired of having to cook

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@anustasiya

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