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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
On today's episode of life, I calculated the cost of Nescafe Classic, and here is the math: A 4g pouch costs Rs. 10, which means 1 gram is worth 2.5 rupees. But I bought a 90gram bottle and it cost me Rs. 350, which should have cost Rs. 225. So, did I pay 125 for a glass bottle?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
My boyfriend (now ex) made my resume in college's first sem for some internship I wanted to apply for as I was busy with exams. As a joke, he mentioned my hobbies as eating momos and sleeping. I didn't even open the CV and sent it to the organization as the deadline was
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
My brother is in his first relationship and has changed so much; I love it. He had 13 followers (including my 2 accounts) before this girl. He didn't talk to anyone, didn't express himself, didn't post pictures or stories; all his streak snaps were black.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
4 months
Like a normal person I was scrolling through Instagram comment section and look what I found.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
approaching. Once my exams were over I opened the file and saw this and asked him about it. Obviously, I got rejected and was mad at him for some time. we later laughed about it because the hobbies were so accurate. I still feel embarrassed .
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
I love how smitten he is by her and how he is changing as a person. I hope his heart doesn't break. Men exploring emotion and intimacy is definitely my favorite genre.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
I look like a minion
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
Now, I very randomly see this girl's pictures on Insta and Snapchat. He wears her scrunchie on his wrist, even when he is irritated by it. He has even changed his reading list from motivational and self-help books to CoHo for her.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Boys, what are girls red flags?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Matched with a guy who works at netflix and avoided the netflix part and guess what? In the 4th sentence at 9.30 am where he could have said going for a few meetings. He said going for a few meetings at netflix. Bhai yeh itna bada red flag lagra hai na.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
I met bhuvam bam 8 years ago👀 Also I looooook ew
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
According to research (reels) men think about being batman at least once a day. Guys please confirm.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
Main character era ig?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Yeh delhi main loo nahi chal rahi aag lag rahi hai.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Ladka hot hona chahiye cold toh coffee bhi hai.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Felt super cute <3
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Tell me how do you fix ur sad mood.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
8 months
How it started vs how it ended
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
My hand looks deformed. Also meme this guys
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
8 months
This diwali i recycled my 12th farewell saree and converted it into a suit.(nahi hai mere pass nayi media) ❤
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Ofc I am posting here for validation. :)
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
As a non vegetarian consumer i have a doubt if I order non veg and get veg food will i get compensation?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Photo editors of twitter iss photo mai ankho ka kuch ho sakta hai?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Woke up to sit infront of my tv and see votes counting.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
🗡I dressed up🗡
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
4 months
16-year-old Anushka moved to Mumbai without a second thought, but 22-year-old Anushka is questioning her life because she needs to travel 45 minutes to work. Adulting much?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
3 months
Saw a girl sitting on her boyfriend's lap in the metro. Day ruined but finally saw all this with my own eyes.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Kyun aaj fir chutti wale din jaldi uth gaye na
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
5 months
How i started law school vs how i ended law school
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
@rupenderbauhtey wait till u realise log college or 12th ke gap mai bhi kaam kar rahe hai
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Told a company's HR, I applied for the position when it was last open 5 months back. To which she asked, "Why do you want to switch so soon?" I asked her, "Why do you keep posting or hiring for the same position again and again?" So she scheduled an interview. 😂
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
My version of guns and gulaabs. (Although i think i am gulaab only)
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Wait kaha hui baarish???
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Musk is buying twitter congoooo 🥳
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
8 months
Went to hkv after 5 years and bhaisahab sab badal gaya hai
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
My brother said aap na punjabi movie ki actress lagri ho my mission is accomplished. 🌹
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
8 months
😌👀
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
Month end crises 😬🤷‍♀️
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Kitna pyaara mausam hai ❤️
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
I pointed out a small mistake to my colleague before any senior could notice it. I told him very politely,"Bro, I was reading this, and this isn't spelled right." He took the feedback nicely but then started bad-mouthing me behind my back, thinking I would never find out.Cutie 🙄
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Turning 23 in less than a month, and planning to gift myself something. Suggestions are welcomed. A few things I thought about are: - Nokia 2660, as I really wanna separate my SIM cards, and that's the only cutie I can afford. - A watch, but I have a lot of watches
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
7 months
Everything will be all right if you keep me next to you
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Chobran de kalje machaundi vaar vaar Mundeyan da vairi tikha nakk hathyaar
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
Isse boring or basic kya hoga?
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@mymagicpin
magicpin
11 months
Saturday Bling with magicpin 💃 QT your most boring outfit & we’ll add some bling to it. The most boring ones get free vouchers for Puma, Pantaloons & top brands on the magicpin SuperApp🚀 P.S. More vouchers on the app at FLAT 50%, download now #Fashion #GRWM #OOTD
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Bombastic Side Eye
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
5 months
Went to the rose garden and noticed a single type of flower is sown in a rosebed. But in Gemini, it has many kinds of roses, and I think that's an accurate description of my zodiac.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
20 days
Thrifted this leather skorts yesterday for 399 and i loveeeee it. ❤
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
7 months
My 2AM and 2PM personality coexisting in my spotify wrapped..
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Gorgeous gorgeous girls wear shoes with every piece of clothing.
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anushka
4 months
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@mymagicpin
magicpin
4 months
Time to vasool your shaadi fits 👍🏻 QT the most stunning wedding looks you slayed this season and win ethnic wear voucher worth ₹10K from brands like Soch, Reliance Trends, Lifestyle & Aurelia 👈🔥 #ShaadiSeason #EthnicWear #magicpin
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
@Alia12079038 Didn't break up because of this. But yea
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Posting old media out of boredom.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
5 months
s*x is a very intimate act please stop talking about it on my tl and keep it intimate.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Urge thi bas media post karne ki 😌
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@Chikkkupikkku
That clumsy girl
2 months
Drop Something pink "Riot of colours"©
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
my dad is leaving tomorrow for 6 months and I was helping him pack and we had an argument. I never thought that we will argue over this. We argued about.......
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
I got featured for the first time 🥺
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
sluts = sexy ladies under tremendous stress
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
What if Hardik and Natasa are not getting a divorce? Maybe it's just a rumour?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
stopped my car in front of this embassy for maximum 2 minutes and the guards felt so threatened. bro started screaming. guess the embassy? hint:👩‍🦰
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
my boss calls me beta and i find it cute.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
@dhruvtripathi97 Ok his first pic is with anil kapoor His bio is his netflix projects And then he mentioned this. So yeah this flex means uski puri personality yehi hai ki he works at flix.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
I am gonna hit 10k on a very useless platform. 😶‍🌫
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Mard ko dard nahi hota toh mard waxing kyun nahi karwata?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Hi i am looking to make a gang full wasseypur types to get back saari pushteni zameen.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
a senior of mine who pursued LLB and LLM with zero experience/internships is asking me how to draft an affidavit for transferor and transferee. what are its ingredients? also how to make case briefs. and he was hired/getting paid for this. mujhe mera future ab theek sa dikhra ha
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
sugar daddy nahi godfather ki zaroorat hai mujhe.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
29 days
Koi next Saturday rockstar dekhne theatre chal lo. 😶‍🌫
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
@dhruvrawatt9 You don't have to read everything that comes on ur feed either
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
Uninstalled hinge I'm going to find love the old fashioned way (arranged marriage)
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Disha
6 months
uninstalled hinge I’m going to find love the old fashioned way (sending pokes on facebook)
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
@raghavtwts Trueeee 🤍
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
What are the materialistic things that you as a professional love to invest in?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Office se chutti li thi trip pe jaa rahi hu. Ab trip cancel ho gayi. Office rejoin karu ya chutti enjoy?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
My mom wants me to take the Rajasthan judiciary exam and has convinced Papa to persuade me. So, Papa convinced me by saying, "In the beginning of June, give the CS exam, dedicate your 99 percent to it, and then you'll need a break, right?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
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@Lightroom
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a photo that gives main character energy:
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
8 months
Flipkart u piece of shit site. You deserve the downfall.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 months
Anne Hathaway is so pretty😭
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
Emotionally attached to my phone.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
I took a day off..... 🤤✨
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
@iamwotim Delete all the posts Make ur account private n leave
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
@paneerchillli Knew it 😶‍🌫
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
10 months
Dear Connections! I'm delighted to share that I have successfully completed my law degree and will be enrolled in the bar soon. I am still processing this😭 This is peak adulting. 🧿 Advocate!! Me?? Still questioning my career choices and finding my purpose in life.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
Linkdin ❌ Hinge ✅
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
Took this tweet down and reposting it to educate myself and you all on the topic. But here is the drill: 1. Since everybody here knows a lot about it, before you call me woke, stupid, etc., share the research and enlighten me.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
3 months
Twitter is a better place now 🤗
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
3 months
Tw: sexual Harassment and rape. My late grandfather owns a house in his village where an old lady in her late 60s lives. Since it's a small village and a close-knit society, my grandfather allowed her to live there as a caretaker, as most of my family is settled outside.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
✨picture of the night✨
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 month
A/C se thandi hawa toh fridge de raha hai Delhi mai.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
Nobody talks about the void that is created when someone you have lived with your whole life leaves for higher education or work. The little things that remind you of them. Those habits you are used to.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
I know I have posted these pehle but I just wanna know ispe likha kya hai.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
6 months
As a wfh employee what excuse can i give to not work today?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
4 months
In a life full of L's be the biggest W. Kyunki paise usse W ke niche hai.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
4 months
Pulling the Wednesday adams look todayyy. God save me.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
I might look ok but i don't even text my fav. person first.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
5 months
Delhiites where can i get the best momos and street food in delhi?
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Season 1 Chandler bing and young Aamir khan have the same vibe.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
Nahi karni mujhe modern dating single hi marna hai that's my life motto now. 😭 Yeh kya ladke milte hai mujhe bumble pe. Also thank god he asked so i could block him. Huh
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
2 years
I wanna commit to someone but no one wants to get committed
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
5 months
Date pe jaa rahi hu
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
4 months
He never wrote a letter for me, but you know who did? Modi ji.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
11 months
MEN WILL COME TO YOU AND TELL YOU "HAAN TU LADKI HAI TERE LIYE EASY HAI WOH TERA KAAM KAR DENGE,EK MEDIA DAALEGI LIKES AA JAYENGE,TUJHE MARKS MIL JAYENGE LADKI HAI NA". BHAI I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT. I GOT IT BECAUSE YOU MEN ACT LIKE THAT.
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@anushkaa_tanwar
anushka
1 year
Every time I say chote se bache ko itna kaam de diya My seniors remind me that i am a 22 year old adult.
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