Paul Virzi @PaulVirzi Twitter profile

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Paul Virzi

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5 months

Resurfaced??? You mean you dug it up you evil pieces of shit!

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Listen to the resurfaced clips here 👉

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2 years

In all seriousness this is the first time in history that someone committed assault and then won an oscar minutes later.

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Can you imagine giving a fuck about this??

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3 years

Seth Rogen smoked a 'ton of weed' before Adele's CBS concert special

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2 years

I mean did they really need a study to figure this out??

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Celebrity-obsessed people are less intelligent, new study boldly claims

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3 years

My car was stolen today at the mall. I was convinced of it. Security came and the spot I parked in was empty. I had gifts in there too. Then we walked down another isle of cars and there it was. I’m an idiot. I threw the guy some cash and left in shame. Merry Christmas!!

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Happy Birthday to my best friend, mentor, son’s godfather and one of the goats @billburr . This dude and I been through a lot together. Have a great one buddy. Poooooooo hoooooo 😥

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2 years

You gotta admire a fat bride. They give zero fucks! 🙌

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Paul Virzi

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4 years

Guys, we don’t need to see pictures of you bringing food to hospitals! Just do it you attention seeking narcissists!

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

If I slapped everyone who made an innocent bald/balding joke about me I’d have zero friends and many assault charges!

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

RIP Norm McDonald. Just terrible.

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

If your Instagram story has more than 20 segments you are a psychopath!!

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Paul Virzi

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1 year

Karl Malone got a 12 year old girl pregnant as an adult and he was honored at the NBA all star game! So sex with children gets a pass and gets honored and comedians can lose jobs over jokes???

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

Thanks to the man ⁦ @joerogan ⁩ for having me! We spoke about UFO sightings, depression and all types of shit. Enjoy and check out my special Nocturnal Admissions streaming only on ⁦ @NetflixIsAJoke ⁩

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2 years

Wow, I can sleep tonight now. Way to go! How are the people of Ukraine doing?

CNN

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2 years

Since stepping back from acting, Cameron Diaz says she is now less focused on her appearance

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

Finally can announce this! My brand new special “Nocturnal Admissions” will premiere worldwide this Thursday June 23 on Netflix. @NetflixIsAJoke ENJOY!! LFG!!

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3 years

Yo @luisjgomez started a fucking movement! I mean this is wild! Truly a remarkable achievement. The streets of Houston are filled with die hard comedy fans! Bravo! 👏

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

After years of talking about doing one together, my dude @billburr and I are starting a new podcast. Episodes coming soon. Enjoy!

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Yo, if all you people concentrated on your own career as much as you do on Joe Rogan’s you’d be further along. Look in the mirror and worry about your shit! He’s fine! So are other successful people. You’ll be fine!

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Hahahaha

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3 years

Norm is a legend.

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Paul Virzi

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4 years

Being off Twitter yesterday was glorious. Not seeing and reading things from you disgusting and disgraceful people was epic. This is the lowest place on earth. I never read comments anymore so it’s great knowing you waste time writing. Tour dates coming soon!

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Life is funny. Got an Oculus Quest 2 and was playing boxing game and accidentally punched our 70 inch TV and ruined it in front of my kids. So TV shopping in the am. Car not stolen but TV gone. 🤷‍♂️ Merry Christmas.

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Paul Virzi

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6 months

Now that I respect!

My Mixtapez

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6 months

Miami Heat waited until Erik Spoelstra’s divorce was finalized to give him record breaking $120 million contract 💰

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6 years

TONIGHT on @ComedyCentral ! Tune in at 1230/1130 CST #IllSayThis #PaulVirzi #ComedyCentral #StandUp #Comedy

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

If you ever wanna see which one of your friends will get divorced, just look at his wife’s Instagram.

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9 years

Is the fake grass in the sushi container really necessary?

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Paul Virzi

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4 years

If my dude @andrewschulz keeps this up, every TV show trying to do this is finished. They know who they are!

Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

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4 years

Ghislaine & Epstein... How Deep Their Pedo Connections Go Full piece here -

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3 years

Kevin in Home Alone had shitty neighbors. I mean nobody saw or heard anything??

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

FINALLY! My first special “I’ll Say This” is up and free until Dec. 27th before it goes behind the pay wall. Link is right here. New special comes out early 2022! Merry Christmas and enjoy. Let’s go! @allthingscomedy @billburr @ComedyCentral @almadrigal

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Paul Virzi

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6 months

I honestly hope the women is ok but this is the funniest shot on the internet right now.

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6 months

People need to calm down out there...

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2 years

Rock is such a pro but dude must be fuming right now.

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4 years

I was a guest on my dude @billburr podcast. We had a blast and the stories were hilarious!! Enjoy!

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Im not a Ted Cruz guy at all but leaving a snow storm to take my family to Mexico seems pretty fucking smart. Now I’ll sit back and listen to people get outraged at this. #bringit

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1 year

Harrison Ford always looks like he wants to be anywhere else then where he is at that moment!

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5 years

If you are 35 years of age or older and not a comedian and you watched the VMAs you need to seriously reevaluate your life.

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4 years

Couldn’t be more happy for my brother @billburr Nobody more deserving of this. #snl

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4 years

October 10th @billburr will be hosting @nbcsnl #billburr #snl

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6 months

Hahahahaha

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6 months

JIM GAFFIGAN HAS JUST BEEN GOATED WITH PED0 JOKE AT #GoldenGlobes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

I’m not political at all. l call both left and right on their bullshit. If I say something and it doesn’t favor your side, that is your problem, not mine. You are the ones that can’t separate parties from logic. I’m just evolved. Fuck everyone! Have a great day.

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

Last thing, Chris Rock is a pro and handled that as good and better than most would. Comedians need to stick together! Regardless of how you feel about a comedian or joke, that was just wrong.

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4 years

Stop shouting shit at shows! It’s selfish!

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3 years

This is why I’ll watch the UFC at home. Fuck outta here. Also, how disrespectful is this?? #unacceptable

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Surreal night. Wow!!! Can’t wait for you all to see the special! Thank you. 🙏🙏

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Paul Virzi

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1 year

There should be a Presidential fall limit. Like two a term.

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

We are living in a time where our president is handing out free crack pipes, podcasters are taken seriously and people dancing on TikTok are billionaires. It’s truly over folks. Nice run for mankind though.

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Paul Virzi

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8 months

The hilarious @TimJDillon was our first ever guest on a Bone To Pick Podcast and it was perfect! Full episode on the BTP YouTube channel! Enjoy! @robertkelly @bigmanmike @bonetopickcast

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Paul Virzi

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6 years

Bill Burr and Al Madrigal Sign Deal With Comedy Central

Including a stand-up series hosted by Burr and three hour-long specials.

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5 months

My man showed up With a blow torch! Hahahahahahaha

Women Being Awful

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5 months

This is how you properly address awful women.

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4 years

When I first started Stand Up Comedy this would have been a dream show to watch, let alone be a part of! I did the 8th annual Patrice O’Neal benefit last night with these people. It was very special. Everyone brought their A game and it was incredible! Thank you for having me.

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Paul Virzi

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3 years

Stand Up Comedy is about to come back with a vengeance to the likes of which we have never seen. #callingitnow

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2 years

After 9/11 air travel changed forever. As it should have. How are we watching babies be massacred in A CLASSROOM and making no adjustments?? Fuck these politicians.

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3 years

All these clips of Norm are truly amazing!! This guy was seriously one of the most amazing comedic voices. Shame on me for not knowing all of them but they keep coming and never disappoint! What a loss!

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4 years

Hilarious comedian, Impractical Joker and my dear friend @SalVulcano was my guest on TVE #451 and it was a heavy special one. Please like and share. For full episode go to my YouTube Channel right here. Like and subscribe. Enjoy!

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1 year

Everyone on my flight is ordering coffee. I ordered a champagne. Think I give a fuck?

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4 years

What a Sunday! I’m buying a boat fuck it!

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2 years

The @AreYouGarbage podcast is the best podcast out there. It’s pure love and joy! @KevinRyanComedy and @HFoleyComedy are the greatest!!

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1 year

“I had a purpose before anyone had an opinion. It’s not about anyone else”. -Jalen Hurts That’s a cold ass quote!!

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1 year

This is cold af!!

Turner Novak 🍌🧢

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1 year

Smoothest shot I’ve ever seen

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9 years

Sherman is a punk who gets in people's face when he wins and walks off with his head down when he loses. Fuck that dude . I'm glad!! #umad

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3 years

The inventor of the air conditioner is the greatest man ever. Shout out to Willis Carrier. (1902) He’s the real MVP!! 🐐

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6 months

If he runs them over I’m good with it!

Collin Rugg

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6 months

NEW: New York City driver goes off on pro-Palestine protesters, calls them a bunch of "idiots" for blocking traffic and then gets out of his car to push them out of the way. This guy represents how most Americans feel. "You are disrupting traffic, you idiots. You can't do that.

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2 years

If you are in your late 30s or 40s your jeans can’t have holes or rips. Stop it.

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3 years

Anyone else not watch the news or TV or care about any stupid shit anymore?? Join me. It’s blissful!

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3 years

@MillerStream This might be the worst thing I’ve seen on television and I’m vaccinated!!

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5 years

Happy Birthday to one of my best friends ever and one of the all time greats on and off stage! Have a great one ⁦ @billburr ⁩ poooo hooooo😢

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5 years

I woke up today reading that a comedian (a very funny one) is getting death threats for a joke?! This culture today is unreal! IT’S A JOKE! Support her and help her! This is bothering me. Comedians need to support because we all know what industry will do.

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3 years

People who stand up on airplanes right when the plane stops are the reason for the worlds problems!! You aren’t going anywhere. WTF!

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4 years

My dear friend and the incredibly hilarious ⁦ @billburr ⁩ on this weeks TVE 448! I was crying in this clip. Full episode on my YouTube channel. Also, my full special was released on ⁦ @ComedyCentral ⁩ Youtube channel right here. Enjoy and share!

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3 years

First class with no alcohol on plane is brutal. It’s Easter for crying out loud! I mean the kid wants a mimosa!

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3 years

So cool having my boys come and show love last night!!

Joe Bartnick

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3 years

Thanks @TheStandNYC for an awesome evening !!! @PaulVirzi @billburr

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2 years

RIP Bob Saget. One of the nicest people I met in this business. I was a young comic in NYC and he was one of the first famous people I met and he couldn’t have been nicer to me. So sorry to hear this. My thoughts and prayers with his family! 🙏

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5 years

I saved this because it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen in a green room and I think it’s very relevant today!

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3 years

Watching my son break a kids ankles and then hit a three with gym going crazy is something every parent should feel!! #PROUDDAD

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4 years

Almost 3 millions views and 800k likes on Comedy Centrals page. Also, Comedy Central released my full special on their YouTube channel. In two days it’s almost at 100k views. Please like and share!

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4 years

tomorrow on Dude, I Called It - @SalVulcano has the fucking receipt!!

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3 years

A non comedian not understanding comedians? Yeah, that sounds about right!

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5 years

@ladygaga All due respect, (and I’m a fan) when you show up in a meat suit, you kinda ask for it!

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1 year

I did it again. I beat the @BetMGM sports book two years in a row. 4 games a week for 18 weeks AGAINST THE SPREAD. Last year I was 4 and a half up and this year I’m 3 and a half up. Just facts! That’s 144 pro football games folks! It’s all recorded too.

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2 years

Nobody cares who leaves Twitter!!

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5 years

When will actors and actresses realize that their political speeches at award shows will never change anything or make a difference. Shut up and say thank you and leave.

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4 years

Make no mistake about something, @JimNorton is an all time great. The dude is just a consistent monster!

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Paul Virzi

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2 years

Thank you to everyone for watching my special and the kind words. It’s streaming right now only on @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

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2 years

Today is the day!!! Enjoy!!!

Paul Virzi

@PaulVirzi

2 years

Finally can announce this! My brand new special “Nocturnal Admissions” will premiere worldwide this Thursday June 23 on Netflix. @NetflixIsAJoke ENJOY!! LFG!!

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8 months

Go see this hilarious movie. Honored to make a cameo in it. It’s a fun one!

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It’s OUT !!!! @NetflixIsAJoke !!

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2 years

Italians need different roles! Enjoy clip from latest AB? #57 Subscribe to our YouTube page.

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1 year

I mean this is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Wow this is insulting!! Hahahaha

LIGHT ON COLLEGE SPORTS

@LightOnSports

1 year

Vice President Kamala Harris Delivers The Postgame Speech To Howard Men’s Basketball Team

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3 years

Conor yelling shit about a dudes wife while on the floor was some weak shit! No matter how you slice it, it’s weak!

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4 years

I mean this dude is plugging Pizza joints!!

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

Support Patio Pizza and its wonderful owner, Guy Caligiuri, in St. James, Long Island (N.Y.). Great Pizza!!! @Varneyco

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4 years

None of the Houston Astros have the Coronavirus because they knew it was coming!!

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5 years

Netflix censoring the smoking in Stranger Things is the dumbest thing ever. Also, another example of a weak minded “safe space” culture. It was 1984 and he was a fat sheriff in Indiana. OF COURSE HE SMOKED!!!!

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3 years

Fighting with your spouse while shopping for them is truly life in a nutshell. Nobody gets out alive.

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10 months

This is the greatest thing ever!! This dude is the goat.

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3 years

Words can’t describe how amazing Saturday night was. Thanks to everyone who came out for the taping of my special. It was surreal. Truly can’t wait for you all to see it. My family being there was amazing. Thanks to my dudes @SalVulcano and @clubsodakenny for coming through.

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Paul Virzi

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4 years

Before this gets out, I just wanna come clean. When I was a little boy I put my moms heels and clothes on to be funny. I’m so sorry! However, I have grown and realize how insensitive that could be to really crazy and irrational people. Sorry guys I was 8!

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4 years

I mean liking a hard taco over a soft is just bullshit. You are wrong. Soft all day.

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4 years

People losing friends and family members over politics is ridiculous and just shows how brainwashed and sick people are. Grow up and enjoy your life. We are gonna be here again in 4 years. We are also all gonna die anyway. Get a grip people. Wow!!

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