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Happy double publication day to THE LAST SHIELD by @CamJohnston and KEY LIME SKY by Al Hess! If you'd like an epic fantasy adventure or a cozy alien adventure, we've got the books for you!

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6 years

That'll do, pig.

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Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood. Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring. Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men. It's never too late to follow your dreams!

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I have eaten the banana that was on the wall and which you were probably saving for investment purposes Forgive me It was delicious so vertical and so expensive

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Bears.

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@VictorOcampo @JulietEMcKenna ☝️Alas, this is just an artist's recreation of the passport - the real one has never been made publicly available!

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6 years

When life gives you demons...

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You can only call yourself a fan if you - rotate at >1000rpm - oscillate gently - generate a pleasantly cooling breeze

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4 years

We are aware of the allegations of abusive behaviour made against Myke Cole. We take all such allegations extremely seriously. Angry Robot Books will not be publishing any further titles by Myke. Thank you to everyone who has addressed their concerns about this matter to us.

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7 years

Good to know.

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4 years

If you're reading this, drop your shoulders, relax your forehead, take a deep breath, unhinge your jaw, unsheathe your talons, brandish your tail spike, unhinge your second jaw, and go forth to bring death and destruction unto your enemies

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8 years

Nope, not us, no sir.

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3 years

Is your TBR pile making you sad? Does looking at it fill you with regret at the lives not lived? Do you live in fear of it falling on you in your sleep? Ignore it! Buy a new book instead!

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4 years

An announcement from your friends at Angry Robot

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Here it is again. That amazing start to a brilliant acceptance speech - Well done @jeannette_ng "Stale. Sterile. White. Male" no more. #Hugos2019

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Ghostwriter: writes your novel for you Zombiewriter: resurrects your dead novel Werewolfwriter: turns your Scrivener file into a finished novel every full moon Vampirewriter: makes your novel sexy, but invisible in mirrors Godzillawriter: makes your novel 300m tall, repels moths

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5 years

People complain that Sci Fi writers use obviously made up names for things in their books, but actual real professional scientists named the machine that smashes atoms together really hard a 'supercollider', so who's *really* making stuff up?

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6 years

Files away for reference.

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4 years

The eternal wisdom of @tomgauld

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@MykeCole Lou: Oh no, my clothes have fallen off! I'm utterly bare! Bear: Don't worry, so am I.

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4 years

Since the traditional spectator sports are currently banned, we're going to collaborate with our friends at @torbooks to keep you all entertained in this tough time. And by collaborate, we mean fight. In an arena. (\/)TOR(\/)🗡️ 🔫へ🤖_/¯ TWO WILL ENTER ONE WILL LEAVE

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Angry Robot Books

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5 years

Announcing our latest acquisition.

Jane Costello

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5 years

My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening.

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5 years

We obviously love a good Space Opera, but we'd love to hear from any budding authors currently working on a Space Dancehall, Space Dubstep, Space Flamenco, or Space Boogie-Woogie

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5 years

Hey you. Yeah, you. Ignoring your nearest and dearest while you read Twitter on your phone. You ought to be *ashamed* of yourself. You should be ignoring them by reading a book instead.

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Angry Robot Books

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3 years

Listening to audiobooks isn't 'reading' Reading an eBook isn't 'reading' Reading a paperback or hardback isn't 'reading' The only TRUE way to read a book is to join with the author in a Vulcan mind meld and pull it directly from their brain in a single unfiltered rush of words

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7 years

Just... thank you. How many of us came in through this door?

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5 years

In light of recent news, Angry Robot have decided that for all of August 100% of proceeds for @JamesAMoore ebooks will go straight to helping James pay for his treatment. #MooreWeCanDo

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4 years

The time of anger is over. We Are Happy Robot.

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5 years

NASA are naming the moonlets of Saturn's rings after famous cats. They are yet to name one after @MykeCole 's cat. We think that's a god-damn outrage.

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3 years

@SteelRaz @Pissgums Sauron actually spent his twenties to his mid-two-thousands working as an opthamologist, hence the Huge and Hideous Eye - a living totem to the ravages of conjunctivitis

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february 2020 february 2021

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@EllisLandreth1 If he's interestedin scifi & fantasy, Cal can pick whatever he likes from us -

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@elliottchrist @AdamCSharp Did someone say himstergims?

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😍

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Have we told you lately that we love you?

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@Herne @MykeCole Thankfully we have nothing better to do

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5 years

According to Twitter analytics, our followers' chief interests are dogs, science, space, the weather, music festivals, and national parks. In entirely unrelated news, we're delighted to announce our new book, 'Cumulus the Physicist Labrador Goes to Mars', by Yosemite Coachella

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6 years

Inconceivable. RIP William Goldman 😔

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'I own too many books' - makes you sound weak - no such thing as 'too many books' - you can't, like, own a book, man; it's one of Mother Earth's creatures 'I have amassed too much knowledge' - suggests an imminent explosion - makes you sound like a knowledge dragon

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TIFF

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What famous side character deserves their own film?

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Over the weekend, Angry Robot author @jeannette_ng won Best Related Work at the #HugoAwards2020 , for her groundbreaking acceptance speech at the 2019 Awards. To celebrate, we've put the eBook of UNDER THE PENDULUM SUN on sale for half price all week!

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Angry Robot Books

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4 years

Open the pod bay doors, Hal... The famous Angry Robot Open Submission period is back! It will run from next Mon July 6th for two weeks. If you're a budding SFF/horror novelist currently without an agent, this is your chance to show us how good you are!

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5 years

Early @NetGalley readers are loving @MykeCole 's brilliant new 'rescue sci fi' novel 'Sixteenth Watch'. Preorder it now so that Myke can buy his cat 'Ow, *Expletive*' more Star Wars vehicle cat beds!

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5 years

So, about that news we told you was coming... Now that our new editor is in house, we're thrilled to announce that our doors will be open for submissions for the entire month of May! Details to follow. You may begin praising our merciful Overlord.

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7 years

FIONA THE HIPPO

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3 years

The first SF Goldilocks tried was too hard. The second SF Goldilocks tried was too soft. So the bears said to Goldilocks, 'These are meaningless labels that are only preventing you from enjoying books at face value, and also get out of our house'

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@MykeCole

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Angry Robot is OPEN!! at #WorldCon2024 in the Dealer's Hall - come say hi! Beep-boop.

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my robot overlords gave to me... an ARC giveaway bundle! Including THE LAST PHI HUNTER by @salgo , EVOCATION by @s_t_gibson , and GOGMAGOG by @jeffnoon and Steve Beard! Entry: - Follow us - Retweet this tweet Closes 2nd Jan, open internationally!✨

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4 years

We got our DNA test results. 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡🤖 🤖😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖😡 😡🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖 😡 🤖

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Angry Robot Books

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3 years

Did someone say... open submissions?

The Angry Robot Open Submissions Period is Coming Back! 2022 - Angry Robot

We are delighted to announce that the Angry Robot Open Submissions Period will be happening once again! Our submissions will be open from the 21st to the 28th of February 2022 to SFF/Horror...

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7 years

RIP Julian May, who has died aged 86. The Many-Coloured Land et al were many readers' gateway drug in the 80s and 90s

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On the 5th day of Christmas, Angry Robot gave to me…a chance to win a signed copy of THE JUDAS BLOSSOM by @SteveAryan ! To enter: Follow us @angryrobotbooks @SteveAryan Retweet this post This giveaway closes on the 2nd January and is open internationally - good luck!

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5 years

The Angry Robot office lies next to a canal, upon which intrepid Londoners moor their many quaint canal boats...and one very badly disguised spaceship. We are on alien watch, and shall report our findings soon.

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3 years

We are delighted to reveal our new logo, designed exclusively for Angry Robot at *great* expense by David Hockney

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3 years

We're celebrating the release of THE COWARD with a giveaway! Win a copy of THE COWARD, a WHAT THE SFF?! tote, and a stunning signed map! To be in with a chance just follow AR and @SteveAryan , then like + retweet this tweet! Open to US/UK/Canada until midnight Thu UK time!

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3 years

...we wholeheartedly disagree

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3 years

PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK

istockhistory

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3 years

Archaeologists discover 4,400-year-old serpent “staff” #archeology #anthropology #history

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3 years

So, you may have heard that we're having an Open Submissions Period starting next week, right? Here's more information: 🧵🧵🧵

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Angry Robot Books

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4 years

We did it! We turned lead into gold! ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗺𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

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"Thomas had four arachnoid legs, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a huge flamethrower."

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4 years

Good morning humans! What are you reading? Anyone who says 'this tweet' will be made to sweep the Rancor pit.

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It's Monday, so have another bad photoshop of @MykeCole 's cantankerous cat Ow *Expletive* piloting a Star Wars vehicle. This time she's in a B-Wing! The exploding Star Destroyer behind her represents Myke's face.

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Have you seen AR's own @MykeCole get attacked by his cat Ow, *Expletive* in this deservedly viral video yet? Pre-order Myke's book 'Sixteenth Watch' so he can continue to keep Ow, *Expletive* in the style to which she is justifiably accustomed.

Sixteenth Watch - Angry Robot

The Coast Guard must prevent the first lunar war in history! "Myke Cole has raised the bar on military sci-fi. Sixteenth Watch pushes the envelope into new and exciting territory." – Wesley Chu, New...

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I staged a dramatic reading of Trump’s letter to Erdogan. The part of Erdogan is played by my cat - Ow, Fuck.

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Here be Dragons There be Dragons Everywhere be Dragons Dragons Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o

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Most delayed conclusions to epic fantasy sagas: A Song of Ice and Fire The Kingkiller Chronicle Brexit

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Angry Robot Books are currently running our Black Voices Matter Open Submissions period, for Black authors of adult Science Fiction & Fantasy manuscripts who are currently unagented. Authors have until September 30th to submit, with all details below:

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3 years

YOU SHALL NOT PASS (Credit to )

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2 years

it's our birthday :-)

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4 years

The greatest gift you can give an author (aside from a kitten/puppy/juvenile lizard) is to review their books online! It helps other people find awesome books, it supports awesome authors, and it doesn't need to be fed, walked, or put under a heat lamp!

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5 years

We don't know about you, but we prefer our fantasy with as many fantasy elements as possible.

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8 months

On the 10th day of Christmas, Angry Robot gave to me, a chance to win THE QUEST FOR HEROES duology! Win a signed bundle of THE QUEST OF HEROES by @SteveAryan ! Entry: - Like and retweet this tweet - Follow us @angryrobotbooks @SteveAryan . Closes 2nd Jan, open internationally

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4 years

*2001ing intensifies*

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5 years

FIRST BOOK GIVEAWAY for #10yearsofrobots ! Win 'For the Love of Fantasy' Bundle by following us and replying to this post with your favourite robot from book/film. We'll pick the winner on Friday. Good luck tiny humans! #Shadowblade #StolenSongbird #LostGods #UnderthePendulumSun

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Win an annotated ARC of THE LAST PHI HUNTER by @salgo This ARC has journeyed through Thailand & is annotated by the author with tidbits about the book, mythology & more! Entry: Like & RT this tweet Follow @angryrobotbooks & @salgo Open internationally and closes on the 15th!

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Gogmagog ARCs have arrived at Angry Robot HQ! Don’t they look fantastic?😍✨

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A HUGE thank you to @tordotcom for helping us announce and reveal the cover for THE LAST PHI HUNTER, the debut novel by @salgo , which will be out in April 2024! Marvel at the beautiful cover down below, and head over here to learn more!

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5 years

Celebrate #NationalCatDay by preordering @MykeCole 's new book 'Sixteenth Watch', so he can continue to buy his cat Ow, *Expletive* ridiculous cat beds shaped like Star Wars vehicles. If he earns out his advance, she gets to sleep in an AT-AT!

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3 years

Today in London everyone is talking about the 70 venomous snakes which have apparently escaped from someone's apartment in Finsbury Park, when they *should* be talking about the fact that there is evidently some sort of snake wizard living in an apartment in Finsbury Park

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6 years

You might need this right now.

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6 years

VOTE ROBOTS.

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Finally, after ten long years, we have hit 30k followers. And we owe it all to a poem about a wall banana. Thank you. Thank you all.

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8 years

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

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4 years

Tired: Christmas wreaths Wired: Christmas wraiths

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4 years

Physical books + look good on a shelf + will survive the digital apocalypse + can be used as plates eBooks + very light + very convenient + can be read on your eWatch like DICK TRACEY OR SOMETHING But wouldn't it be great if you could have BOTH!?

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GOGMAGOG by @jeffnoon and Steve Beard is set in an alternate London, telling the epic voyage of Cady Meade through the sixty-mile long ghost of a dragon. The first in a duology, its sequel LUDLUDA comes out this November. Cover illustrated @ianmcque Design @OneCuriousChip

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“You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.” RIP Christopher Plummer, greatest Klingon of them all

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Angry Robot is proud to announce a Twitter takeover! That's right, we've taken control of the whole of Twitter! Do not be alarmed! We promise to use it only for good, righteousness, and the merciless pursuit Total and Utter World Domination. And for making fun of @torbooks

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People have been asking us, 'Why is the upcoming omnibus edition of @KameronHurley 's THE WORLDBREAKER SAGA an eBook-exclusive release?' Well, we did try printing one copy of it in paperback, just to see how colossal it would really be, and...well, see for yourselves.

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Damn right, he's better than Yar.

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5 months

We are thrilled to announce that we have signed an epic 6 book deal with the Booktuber-turned-author @BenAldersonBook ✨ The beloved Realms of Fae series will be revised and republished later this year, with the highly anticipated finale releasing May 2025!😍 #RealmsofFey

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@SamSykesSwears Your reckoning will come slowly, yes. But nevertheless, it will come.

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The people who take time out of their busy lives to review books, and help others find their new favourite book, are the very best* of us. You do so much for authors, readers, publishers, and the whole book community, and we're thankful for every one of you! *and FEARSOME

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So because we love indie bookstores and we love YOU, if you buy any Angry Robot book from an indie bookstore, and get in touch with us here on Twitter to show us your receipt, we'll send you an eBook copy of that book for FREE!

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Don't make us tap the sign

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3 years

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (administering a social media account and getting into petty squabbles with the admin of another, competing social media account)

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Same goes for Fantasy. 'A volcano called Mt Doom? Pfft. As if.' - A resident of Land's End, the westernmost point of the British mainland.

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