Something a lot of men don't like to admit:
All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.
Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:
To keep the
No preworkout just the thought of Somali pirates kidnapping my bitch wife and the only way they’ll agree to release her is if I bench press their leader
𝑆𝐿𝐸𝐸𝑃 𝐸𝑆𝑆𝐸𝑁𝑇𝐼𝐴𝐿𝑆
• ac on 67-69 degrees
• silk pillowcases
• linen sheets
• black out curtains
• sound machine
• no phone in the room
• wear blue light blockers
• chamomile tea
• read before bed
• sleep naked
• mouth tape
• red light bulbs
• magnesium
autistic NEET gf who hasn't showered in 4 days: babe look i just completed a hard clue in 4 steps :3
me, emptying her piss bottles into the toilet: *sigh* thats nice honey
(unemployed gf) 12PM : Good morning
Pic of cat
Pic of Dog
Pic of a cat crying this is so me.
I'm so sad btw :(
(me, at the oil rig) Fuck. God fucking damn it. Fuck my ass. Fuck me. I'm goin to die here. I'm goin to die.
women w big natural tiddies be like you literally don't want these huge voluptuous tiddies. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosums all day. It sucks that I have a big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a ugly boy like you :(...
i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "touch grass" thing is kinda classist? being able to go anywhere now costs a lot of money, like, if i have to go anywhere its over £50 i have to spend, i actually cannot afford to go places