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anj 🦩

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3 years

maturity is realising that sleeping on time is actually fun

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gel pens are unarguably far superior than ball pens

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2 years

This guy doesn't want to date me, but doesn't want me to date anyone else either 🤣🤣🤣 yeh kaunsa zone hai bhai

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3 years

"agli shaadi iski hi ho hogi" - the photobombing uncle

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my instagram stories went from "nye party in goa woohooo" to "hi guys ive tested positive for covid" real fucking quick

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3 years

the feminine urge to randomly hold your boob for stress management

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2 years

Unpopular opinion, but short hair on women looks so fucking hot like damn

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2 years

Reinstalled bumble after ages, matched with a seemingly like decent guy, agreed to meet him in bandra, he said he's reaching in 5 (i was already at the place), I said cool, he unmatched and now I have no way to contact him. 🙂🙃 Fucking hate bumble.

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using google pay like google pays for all my transactions

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3 years

only cool people eat ice-cream during winters

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2 years

real life alexis *boop*

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2 years

i flirt by saying their name while we're texting

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3 years

Pov: you live in the house facing me, and see me take vain selfies in my balcony during small bursts of work breaks

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3 years

ppl who are done with instagram raise your hands ✋🏻

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3 years

AND Y'ALL REALLY ASK ME WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES???!!

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3 years

due to personal reasons, i just gotta keep getting hotter

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moving their hair behind their ear, is a definite way of flirting

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"cannot wear a really tight tshirt bcus my nipples will be pointier than a freshly sharpened pencil" season is here

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3 years

normalise ending friendships without any beefs 🤝🏻

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2 years

A couple of aunties (who see me go for runs and stuff somewhat regularly) met my mom in the parlour and legit told her "Teri beti toh bohot sexy hai yaar" ???? These aunties really be wilding 💀💀

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3 years

call me old school but I think drunk calling/texting is very, very romantic.

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2 years

I briefly dated a doctor once, and now whenever I'm sick i just call/text him for advice and he always gives me such detailed information it's honestly so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

normalise women not waxing in winters

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3 years

apologies for all the accidents and distractions I cause in the gym 💁🏻‍♀️

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3 years

replacing sheer-korma soon

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iamsexyimdivine

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I just think me in a lehenga >>>>

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it's just me and my mirror selfies against the world

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I don't usually bring in the smoke, but when I do

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yes

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3 years

Do "one woman" men still exist anymore???

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2 years

I do everything he tells me to do- i call him my dicktator 🤣

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3 years

I smell so good before going to bed with all the body lotion and skincare 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'd do me so fkn hard if I slept next to me smelling like that

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Played football after 4 years and the ball hit my boob zorrr se within 4mins of the game 👍🏻👍🏻

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2 years

men who know that men are the worst and don't get offended when women say that >>>

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3 years

trying to be as aesthetic as that mirror, aur kuch nahi #NewProfilePic

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3 years

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!

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3 years

I made out with my neighbour 😳🙊

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2 years

i really really want a boyf but i also really really don't want a boyf, you know what I mean?

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3 years

yes yes baby, the race was fucking amazing, can we fuck now?

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1 year

can’t believe I used to think I was “fat” back then, when actually I’d fr kill for that body today

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Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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3 years

guys! it finally happened! I'm sitting next to a genuinely good looking guy on my flight, and not some middle-aged fart-ridden uncle for the first time!

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3 years

this guy is roasting me for no reason at all, I think he's in love

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3 years

Guys in bangalore, old monk literally exists in TETRA PACKS what??!!!! Can't wait 💃💃

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2 years

please don't ask me for skincare tips if you're not ready to sacrifice your firstborn to satan 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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running a 10k in the morning and drinking 10k worth of alcohol in the evening; it's called balance 💁🏻‍♀️

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Cancelled plans of going out only to stay at home, eat McDonald's with wine while watching the office. I really am growing old.

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3 years

who needs filters when the sun kisses your flawless skin everyday ✨

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bhai hickey lekar ghar jaane ki himmat aati kahan se hai tum logo mein??

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Why's it so damn difficult to find guys who workout 5 days a week, and are also smart and intelligent and funny OUTSIDE the gym??

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3 years

Truly hate ppl who eat like shit and don't gain any weight

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3 years

Main toh daalungi 💁🏻‍♀️

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Bro stop. Twitter is not for posting ya pictures, head to insta😭😭😭

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3 years

do you ever just follow some women on social media and think to yourself, wow she's so fucking awesome!

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3 years

call me october cus I bring in the heat

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3 years

I can officially feel my hoe phase ending, these hookups ain't doing it for me anymore :(

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2 years

a friend called me KFC today cus im hot from outside and soft from inside and i just-

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3 years

replacing ⏳ soon

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I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead.

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3 years

ran a 10k marathon for the first time under 60mins, im literally so sexy 🤌🏻

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2 years

New Girl, but make it Indian

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3 years

guess who's working with Netflix besties 🙊🙊

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3 years

boobs or ass? neck bro, neck

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Yes, I workout even on vacations 💁🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Me in a group of people my age: I'm too old for this

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2 years

Opened bumble after 2 months, matched with a really hot guy who seemed compatible, funny etc, only to find out he's a Sanghi 💀💀

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2 years

it's my birthday in a couple of weeks, if any secret-lovers want to declare their love for me, they can do so by gifting me my entire wishlist on multiple online shopping platforms

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3 years

I be like "me and who" knowing full well that I have trust issues not even doctor who could solve

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staunch believer that you can have shitty weekdays, but your weekends need to be happening af

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3 years

Gym's kinda boring when your gym crush is absent ngl

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always use protection kids (sunscreen)

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3 years

Some Mondays you feel like shit, next Monday you're the shit. It's called Balance.

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2 years

dressing up as a pinky toe this halloween so he can bang me against the corner of a table

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3 years

@abbygov "I don't get along with girls that much" ok thanks for the caution I'll be careful

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3 years

Delhi ppl really be making fun of Mumbaikars feeling cold in 20 degrees, while they struggle to breathe oxygen and fresh air in "the real winters" 🤣

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1 year

my friend mistook this for an alia bhatt photo and now i can’t unsee it

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2 years

*cries in Mumbai*

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Just look at the societies in Gurgaon with 1/3 the rent of Bangalore💀

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3 years

I get so corny when I like someone 😩

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2 years

BEST. GAME. OF. THE. YEAR.

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3 years

should I post this on my insta story after its back up?? Tell fast fast

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And mind you he started the conversation with "im so fucking attracted to you" Men are just liars, aren't they?

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3 years

went on such a GOOD date today 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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3 years

personally I feel I look the hottest in my gym clothes

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2 years

got nine lives, cat size #catwoman

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3 years

Who's the hottest girl in da world

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2 years

Camilla Cabello is going thru her post-breakup phase rn and honestly I'm SO here for it!!!!, yasss girl, drop that ass 😌🤌🏻

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It's so awkward to selfies in the gym with everyone working out around you, how do these fitness influencers do it man 😩

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2 years

if y'all are still watching IPL in 2022 I just wanna say ew,, and also grow up pls go get a personality or smn

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2 years

I wake up at 6am, study, go to the office (by fkn local train), come back, AND go to the gym after a LONG ASS day. Lower your voice when you talk to me, bitch.

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Never lose your shit when it's expected of you. Lose your shit unexpectedly, let them be unprepared.

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