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Jackson Merrill Stan
7 months
@dead_baseball Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you wanna see Ohtani sock some dingers?
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Jackson Merrill Stan
3 years
@lakeinla @briantylercohen Lmao the defense witness LITERALLY SAID HE DREW HIS GUN FIRST AFTER CHASING RITTENHOUSE
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Jackson Merrill Stan
5 months
@CodifyBaseball Home plate box seats serve all the way through the game. When you’re rich, they let you do it
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 years
@AerLingus WHERES THE FILMING EQUIPMENT????
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16 days
@YankeeWRLD My brother in Christ this is the best thing you’ve ever posted
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Jackson Merrill Stan
15 days
@YankeeHistorian @NationPadres @Yankees Buddy, the Yankees have only one more win over the Padres, it was the definition of a win-win trade. And Soto is leaving to free agency anyway
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Jackson Merrill Stan
8 months
@LoriKauffman13 @FreeDom1226359 And who is that? I would like to donate to their campaign
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15 days
@FoolishBB Tyler Rogers be like
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 years
@LividChris @JonHeyman Dodger fans Giants fans 🤝 Hating Carlos Correa
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10 days
@DodgersNation You had Peralta for one season, stop acting like he was a lifetime Dodger
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 years
@damiendominator @envicns @esteban40218 @oldschoolfrisby Because the scene is centered around a woman you goof
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 year
@KASUMBADENNIS4 @MLB That’s how you tear your UCL/labrum
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@teoscar_muse @JLasagna43 @MarkPriorRBW .936 OPS in the postseason lol
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Jackson Merrill Stan
3 years
@sendlolipics Is this satire
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Jackson Merrill Stan
10 days
@TooMuchMortons_ Dodger fans all complaining makes it even better. This is gonna be the man that ends their season
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Jackson Merrill Stan
14 days
@DarnayTripp AJ… you know what to do
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@DodgersNation He will be
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Jackson Merrill Stan
3 months
@dstape10 @DeversEnjoyer Padres and Mariners series is called the Vedder Cup. Learn ball, lil bro
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 month
@pardonmypick @lluvrofsports @MLB @Padres @lululemon Who gives a shit about your money line lmfao
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Jackson Merrill Stan
7 months
@Klein25 Dodger fans see any good player: “i DoNt UnDsTanD how tHeYrE nOt a DoDgEr”
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Jackson Merrill Stan
9 days
@1tz_mig Bro thinks Enyel De Los Santos is still in this team lmfao
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@teoscar_muse @JLasagna43 @MarkPriorRBW And yet it’s still elite numbers
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Jackson Merrill Stan
11 months
@TalkinBaseball_ The one owner who truly cared about this team and this city and then this… I’m devastated. San Diego will miss you Pete☹️❤️
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Jackson Merrill Stan
20 days
@Labs1995 @UnfortunateMLB Bootlicking for a billionaire because he didn’t want to spend money to put out a good product on the field is quite the choice
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Jackson Merrill Stan
4 months
@CodifyBaseball 1.000 batting average and a 3.250 OPS with the bases loaded this year
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Jackson Merrill Stan
13 days
@_CBLOC_ @MLBONFOX Oh my goodness we restricted ticket sales from a metro with 3x the population of SD who also have a higher median income! So surprising!
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Jackson Merrill Stan
4 months
@JamesKrebs @__elvis3 @ChrpngBrd So an innocent child has to suffer mental and emotional abuse so they can be “taught a lesson” Nah
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 year
@thelurkingvar @PBandJ_Chef @TalkinBaseball_ Wins are a poor measure of performance for a pitcher. It’s an old outdated stat for boomers like yourself. Learn ball
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Jackson Merrill Stan
7 months
@jz2016cubs I have studied it and here’s what I’ve found: Swings hard Swings at everything Swings hard at everything ; This concludes my research
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Jackson Merrill Stan
9 days
@KaplanandCrew Not the New Evil Empire calling another team villains lmfao
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2 months
@BlakeHHarris Dodger fans when one of their pitchers has a bad outing against the Padres
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Jackson Merrill Stan
24 days
@DodgersNation Dodger fans don’t realize that this is a division race now and think that because we want to beat you in our upcoming series to take the division lead means we’re obsessed lmfao. Keep that same energy Thursday night
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Jackson Merrill Stan
17 days
@DaveRowlen @BNightengale Womp womp, suck it, asshole
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2 months
@BenVerlander Ben, keep pushing this narrative. I love it
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2 months
@TalkingFriars @EvanRobertsWFAN Calling Musgrove dirty when the Mets have the most players suspended for violating the foreign substances policy lmfao
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12 days
@Padres I ask you once again, WHERE THE FUCK IS SEAN REYNOLDS
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Jackson Merrill Stan
19 days
@Iamhyperion @HonestlyDodgers Dodger fans are the biggest entitled crybabies on this app. It’s fucking ridiculous how whiny you people are when Ohtani isn’t handed everything on a golden platter. Shut the fuck up
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Jackson Merrill Stan
5 months
@clippers4life24 @WelshFriar “Rent free” Meanwhile:
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2 months
@Adriana75910765 @dodgers_burner He’s been dealing with patellar tendinitis all season, so it hurts more than normal because it’s constantly inflamed. So yes, it hurts, and yes you would be pissed too
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10 days
@DodgersNation Lmfao cry more, when you play like this, you can do what you want
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2 months
@407matto @AJConti1 @b0nerjams_03 @BauerOutage @comradeplump @lindseyhillll Bauer supporters have the reading comprehension of a two year old
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 year
@Padres So you’ve always been aware of the meme
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Jackson Merrill Stan
10 months
@BlooperBraves Bruh aren’t the Braves 5th in payroll while severely underpaying your superstars?
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2 months
@IvanElApex @jpro22 And he still has an .800 OPS and has played almost every game in the season
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10 days
@michaeljduarte “Probably, I don’t know, it wouldn’t surprise me” So you’re just a mental midget and going along with whatever dumb narrative against the Padres. Shut up, hobbit
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Jackson Merrill Stan
24 days
@statmusemlb Please make a Jackson Merrill statmuse portrait IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU
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2 months
@AJConti1 @b0nerjams_03 @BauerOutage @comradeplump Almost like he should shut the fuck up thwn
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@mariolopezviva @Dodgers Chula Vista doesn’t claim you, traitor
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2 months
@MLBMetrics Excuse me, he is running away with it. Pirates fans can argue with a fuckin wall
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Jackson Merrill Stan
10 days
@dookiebettsss And then he destroyed a ball the next inning. Keep crying
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 month
@FoolishBB Unfortunately for Foolish Baseball, Tatis would proceed to hit a 116mph line drive home run to break Bryan Woo’s perfect game bid in the top of the 7th inning
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@CodifyBaseball The commissioner works for the owners, not the other way around
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Jackson Merrill Stan
3 years
@bkarimoore @mrtigerdiesel @morgannaanna @Rockies Clear case of people being given evidence and they still stick with their disproven narrative because they enjoy being outraged.
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2 months
@MarkPriorRBW @BenHigginsSD ratio’d you, delete your account
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Jackson Merrill Stan
7 months
@BSmithLHP @QuantCapper @CodifyBaseball Just explain why it was a balk instead of being a massive douche canoe
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2 months
@Padres Everyone in this thread is a big dumb idiot and they should be ashamed of themselves for doubting the drafting genius that is AJ Preller APOLOGIZE
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Jackson Merrill Stan
5 months
@MLB @SageUSAmerica @Phillies @tigers @Dodgers @Cubs @Orioles @Mariners @Pirates @BlueJays How did Dylan Cease fall off this list entirely when he just went 7 innings of 1 hit baseball
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1 month
@YungJerm22 Has the collapse started?
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8 months
@jimdalfino @Padres Mookie Betts is making $30M a year playing second base, or how about the Phillies paying Bryce Harper $27M a year to play first base But you won’t talk about that will you, Jimmy boy?
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10 days
@noahcamras 4 ER lmfao, shut up Jack. Manny would drag his skinny ass down to San Diego himself and whoop his ass
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Jackson Merrill Stan
4 months
@DevineGospel He had one bad inning and then shut it down for the rest of the game. He went 5 innings on 55 pitches.
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15 days
@_HHJR22_ @YankeeHistorian @NationPadres @Yankees Yeah with Steinbrenner saying he’s cutting payroll? Doubtful lmfao
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Jackson Merrill Stan
5 months
@Padres Merrill is batting .273 against LHP with 5 RBIs, what the fuck are we doing. Azocar is .269 with zero RBIs
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2 months
@dodgers_burner He’s been dealing with patellar tendinitis all season long, and getting hit right in the fucking knee when it’s been inflamed all season doesn’t feel good, so yeah, I’m sure you would be mad too
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2 months
@MarkPriorRBW It’s also funny that literally all you tweet about is the Padres.
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7 months
@BRWalkoff @JoelReuterBR No Jackson Merrill, keep sleeping on the NL ROY
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@sdutKevinAcee Maybe do your job and just ask questions and not argue with a manager on his bullpen usage when we’ve won EIGHT series in a row. There’s a reason why you’re a “journalist” and not in the dugout managing a team.
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2 years
@SirpLocksOut @Padres Why you got their tweet notifications on
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3 months
@sdutKevinAcee LETS GO ALEK JACOB BOUTA SHIT ON THE O’S
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3 years
@BennettAlanM @catcmckinney What the actual fuck are you talking about
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 year
@precipitvte @UnfortunateMLB Lmfao the run support isn’t the issue, the issue is the 8.19 ERA, goofball
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@PiratesStrong @MLBNow Hilarious coming from a a fan of a team that finished 76-86 lmfao
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2 years
@LPNH @Booker4KY @joncoopertweets @RandPaul Very conservative of you to defend espionage
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@EdwardLouis1981 @Z_L97 @akafacehots You are literally the dumbest people on the planet
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4 months
@LynxCoachReeve Leaving Caitlyn Clark of the USA roster because you’re jealous of her success and the attention that she’s brought to the WNBA that you never could
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@Pimp_Lord619 Bro thinks we’re keeping Bryce Johnson 😭
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@AJConti1 @b0nerjams_03 @BauerOutage @comradeplump Ah yes well you see, Germán didn’t make a media spectacle of himself by consistently and vehemently denying the accusations levied against him. He was also not arrested, nor convicted, and served an 81 game suspension. He wasn’t a little pussy bitch about it, maybe?
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1 year
@gmblngsitefindr @CaliforniaWager @BaseballQuotes1 Guarantee Vogelbach would absolutely crush it on offensive line lol
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9 days
@SnavelyCody6 @hudspoppa You mean the bat boy that hops out of the dugout the very next second? Are you just being willfully ignorant at this point?
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Jackson Merrill Stan
13 days
@sdutKevinAcee Enjoy being mediocre on the Giants lol
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8 months
@jimdalfino @Padres What was the original point of your tweet, Jimmy?
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1 month
@Lawrenc09948939 @KNBR Better than both the dodgers city connect jerseys. Y’all got a pair of pajamas and some stupid Disney funfetti shit
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7 days
@MarketMovers10 @MLBONFOX Now we can just take it at LA and make it sting even more
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22 days
@TatisMVPszn Respect to Joe Davis on this call
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16 days
@PiratesStrong @MLBNow Merrill literally set a record for most game tying or go ahead runs in late innings. Please shut the fuck up about “setting records”
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2 months
@FinsRuinedme @lexoid23 @JomboyMedia Bro pays $8 a month so he can make 37 cents
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2 months
@jedwhelchel @MLBONFOX He doesn’t even qualify lmfao, he’s been showing fatigue real quick too. Hasn’t been able to keep the same velocity throughout his starts and is starting to leave hanging pitches.
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Jackson Merrill Stan
1 year
@thelurkingvar @PBandJ_Chef @TalkinBaseball_ Lower ERA means less runs given up, pretty sure that one matters more, but keep crying
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@jonmoxIeys @thesweeterdj Shawn Michaels was the coolest mother fucker on the planet during his peak
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4 months
@AIex335i @OleTimeHardball My brother in Christ you literally have zero idea what you’re talking about. He’s a 5 tool player in the making
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Jackson Merrill Stan
2 months
@sdutKevinAcee Kevin if I see Wandy anywhere near this team I will jump off the Coronado bridge
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12 days
@metrolosangeles Lmfao the fuck is this
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