Adam Zwar @adamzwar Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@ItzJustBEEZ

@Bor_i_bai

@marymandefield

@vincestaples

@Ahraz__

@robertayque

@7KSKO

@matthewstoller

@maxkeiser

@Crypto_world_8

@ThkNheavy

@victoriabuzzes

@KennySpenceNBA

@traininglyUK

@campbear123

@inhalersversion

@waltersafarian

@FLMadrid

@inkedPOZguy

@fuseinkamiyu

@flashncocky

@kayo41759763

@stw_pdg

@fatter_me

@i24NEWS_EN

@C6d3S8

@Eskimi_Citizen

@C6d3S8

@yuina_official

@RG_Irian

@aja_niambi

@bucksalert

@Amy_D_Billett

@leeaannaaaaaaa

@galery_basah10

@nathhwh

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Still the best letter ever written.

281

4K

23K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Is it possible that Sydney 2000 was Cathy Freeman's second biggest triumph behind the '96 Stawell Gift when she started 54m behind the field and got elbowed in the final straight? If you haven't seen this, you need to.

543

3K

17K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

I tweeted this over three years ago. And I stand by every word, including the typo.

553

1K

11K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

On the worst day of the bushfires, I saw Gladys say it wasn't the time to talk about global warming. I saw her throw Victoria under the bus re Covid. I saw her dither in locking NSW down which might've softened Delta. I saw ICAC. But keep eulogising.

136

2K

9K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

I think Josh just lost Kooyong.

338

2K

8K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Scott Morrisson pretending to get Pfizer while Kevin Rudd actually does it.

115

1K

6K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Lost my Dad today. One of Australia's great journalists. He made a typewriter sound like a gun-fight. I've detailed his larger-than-life achievements on F'book. But most importantly, he was a decent, generous & modest man who cared greatly for others

443

104

6K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

Celebrity tries to get free ice cream for her party. Ice cream company says "No." (Read to the end)

84

1K

5K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

"First I told them it was for everyone. Then I said it was just for the over 50s. Then I said it was just for the over 60s. Now I'm saying it's for the under 40s. What's so complicated about that?"

72

656

4K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Such a cruel game. #Ashes

97

264

4K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

This’ll wake you up.

115

491

4K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 months

Casually taking us through the greatest moment in Australian history. Stay for the applause and her reaction at the end. #thefrontbar

156

355

3K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

Shorten thanks Gillard for ordering a Royal Commission into Child Sex Abuse. Everyone in the house claps, except the Coalition. Guys, she did a wonderful thing. She provided a situation where the abused could be heard and you can't even clap. Is this how far you've fallen?

240

798

3K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

8 months

Australian cricket is lucky to have this guy. It says a lot about us as a fanbase that we celebrate a player drinking 52 beers on a trip to London while cursing a player promoting humanitarian discourse.

Usman Khawaja

@Uz_Khawaja

8 months

All Lives are Equal. Freedom is a Human right. I'm raising my voice for human rights. For a humanitarian appeal. If you see it any other way. That's on you...

6K

15K

60K

0

272

3K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Even taking into account inflation, you could have made The Castle, Kenny and Wolf Creek for the budget of the Milkshake ad.

36

414

3K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

OK Phil, how do I put this? Say Alfie Langer is Covid-19 and Wally Lewis is climate change. Stay with me, Phil. Right now, Alfie has the ball and looking dangerous. But would you advise your players to stop looking at Wally? I think you know the answer.

Phil Gould

@PhilGould15

4 years

If I remember rightly, in January we were dealing with devastating bushfires & drought. World about to end due to climate change. Don’t hear anyone on climate change now. I certainly didn’t hear anyone banging on about #coronavirus 2 months ago. All experts in hindsight.

1K

105

1K

106

432

3K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Human manifestation of Caps Lock

101

257

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

RIP Sisto. Coffee and food pioneer. He worked 70 hour weeks at Pellegrini's and always had a smile for you. Four weeks ago he gave me a granita on the house. His passing is utterly tragic. A massive part of Melbourne has left with him. Love to all at Pellegrini's.

40

343

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

8 years

Dutton's office says that 62,000 people are living "illegally" in Australia. But Aboriginal people say the figure is closer to 23 million.

64

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Morrisson putting the government away for the weekend

60

438

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

@Nigel_Farage It’s called “standing by your mates”. And I get that you don’t understand it, because it’s the opposite to your modus operandi which is to sow division and fear.

34

61

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Eddie Murphy joke uncensored

38

331

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Looks like Australia is the new Meghan Markle

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

1 year

Wow.. Aussies getting into angry confrontations with booing MCC members as they return to the pavilion. Never seen that.. but then I’ve seen an Australia side show so little regard for ‘spirit of the game’ in an Ashes Test..

4K

339

7K

192

162

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

You've got spare ticket to the Big Day Out, 1993. Which mate are you going to call?

181

431

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

I see your Billy Idol and raise you Beaker from The Muppets

107

328

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Apologies to Rupert's paywall, but the world needs the back end of Gideon's match report from the fifth day's play. #Ashes "Because let’s be frank: it was not a day since every other English supporter had found themselves arguing for the letter of the law in the instance of

63

379

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

Just thinking of the last time that Alexander Downer had a day like this.

110

470

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

10 months

Beautiful. Hope they get @JasonClareMP out there as much as possible in the next few weeks.

0

594

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Vale Terry Norris, you legend. A career spanning the length and breadth of Australian television. In his words: "I’ve had such a bloody charmed life."

55

137

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Director switching at the Boxing Day Test. Can't get enough of this stuff.

64

139

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Why consult Traditional Owners on The Voice when you can consult “shoppers in shopping centres”?

154

330

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

A Two Ronnies tribute. 51 years after they premiered in April, 1971. They were my first comedy love.

82

217

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

A wonderful exchange.

14

400

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Maybe @leighsales could play a moment of this before interviewing John Howard tonight.

53

444

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Actors don't get on set in the US without vaccination. It's not just for humanitarian reasons. It's the cost of shutting down production. Will Home and Away take the risk?

28

99

2K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Many years from now, when the story of why Australia never got vaccinated is told, it will start off with a definition of franking credits.

29

236

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 months

Jacqui Lambie on Albo being booed at the tennis: "We’ve got a heap of rich people over there watching the tennis finals and they’ve had a bit of their tax taken off them to pay it forward, to give to those who are less fortunate. For God’s sake!"

60

262

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

11 months

Marcia Langton ask media to "lift their game" and “not participate in pile-ons on persons who are good and decent people".

0

369

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

I'm a Cairns boy. I saw what the Reef was like in the '80s and I see how dead it is now. Politicians just rely on the fact that most Australians haven't seen it die in front of their eyes. Thank you Joanna Lumley for joining the cause.

Joanna Lumley and Jason Momoa join prominent group backing Great Barrier Reef ‘in danger’ listing

Exclusive: Stars, activists, conservationists and Prince Albert of Monaco unite in support of Unesco’s recommendation to world heritage committee

www.theguardian.com

36

337

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Hi @BOM_au . This summer, can we please name cyclones after climate sceptics? Cyclone Bolt, Cyclone Jones, Cyclone National Party etc. Thanks.

53

204

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Thanks to everybody who read the Roy and HG tribute. Glad people love them as much as I do. Here's the link if you haven't checked it out yet as well as their Bradbury call.

53

185

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

The sweet truth

57

260

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Still funny

46

204

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Next time the PM goes to Hawaii, this guy could be PM. Not saying one’s better than the other. But apparently we searched Australia and these two were the best we could come up with.

173

384

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

I just want to say, Mitch Marsh, you are loved. Lotta people excited to have you back. And anyone who’s seen The Test knows you’re properly funny as well. #ASHES

40

75

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

This point has been made before but I'm going to make it again. Former Oz Post CEO Ahmed Fahour spent $2.5 million taking clients and their partners to the London Olympics. Makes Watchgate look silly doesn't it. Source: Crikey 2012.

35

440

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 months

Remember when the LNP screwed up our broadband by changing from fibre to copper? And now we're meant to trust them with nuclear power.

7

336

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

7 years

"Are you voting 'No'?" "Yep" "Me too." "Wanna pash?"

39

373

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

11 months

Kim Beazley doin' some plain speaking.

5

266

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

If this were our standing in world cricket and not vaccination rates, there'd be a royal commission.

47

250

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

People keep raising the bar.

56

298

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

A reporter asked Gladys Berejiklian a question about climate change at today's presser and her response was "Honestly, not today." Sorry @GladysB ... but indeed, today. And every day from now on. Don't imply that others lack moral fortitude when, on this issue, you have none.

24

250

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Great from @vanOnselenP . Explainer in chief. #Insiders

41

403

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Back in the days when the Libs trashed the fibre-to-home nbn as just an expensive "video entertainment system"?

150

454

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

World Bald XI: V Sehwag (transplant) G Gooch (hairpiece) R Ponting (hairpiece) M Crowe (hairpiece) M Vaughn (transplant) J Kallis (hairpiece) M Prior (WK) (proudly bald) S Warne (hairpiece) N Lyon (proudly bald) S Broad (transplant) D Bollinger (hairpiece)

151

134

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Pfizer vaccine making its way to regional Australia

36

163

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

In his beautiful tribute to his wife, Helen McCrory, Damian Lewis tells the story of Helen performing in Uncle Vanya and Lauren Bacall knocking on her dressing room door.

9

131

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

When you have to do a live cross to the US but you also have a dog running at Sandown.

41

66

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

Morning Australia, are you getting a fair go for having a go? Or did that end up being bullshit?

131

166

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

8 months

"A moment of clear and direct speech is offensive, whereas a decade of lies and misinformation is fine." That's the lens through which the SMH now sees politics. ⤵️

40

239

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

“I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.”

98

168

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

If the PM made that short walk from Parliament to the protesters it would've tempered a lot of rage. But he couldn't. His heart was too small.

74

92

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Shut up epidemiologists. Jeff Kennett and a bunch of wise-arses tired of being stuck at home with their families have got this.

16

87

1K

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

"Coal is the fuel of the industrial revolution 250 years ago. It's all over." - Paul Keating.

38

328

978

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

Love how Princess Anne is cutting through tonight. She's smart, hardworking, and was the victim of an attempted kidnapping in 1974. When a man brandishing two guns told her to get out of the car, she said, "Not bloody likely". Which is Royal for "get fucked."

17

136

950

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

Fuck all these fuckers who say they're "signing off" twitter till New Years while we have to stay here and hold the fort.

51

55

956

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Tim Brooke-Taylor lit up so many afternoons after a shitty day at school. Honoured to have once shared a lift with him (and a bunch of others) and he was the life of the lift. He won the lift. Go well my favourite Goodie.

15

48

957

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

"We had our first child on the NHS, and had to wait nine months. Can you believe it?" - Bit of Fry and Laurie at Lord's. #Ashes

27

65

925

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

How gangster is @murpharoo ? "I'll answer the question on my own terms." Wish I had that sentence at my disposal when I was growing up. #insiders

18

82

888

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 months

"Are you doing your human face?" "Yep. Trying." "Me too."

69

113

884

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Here, the actor demonstrates the "oh fuck" face. There's a certain authenticity to it. I'd happily use that take.

62

79

857

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

The alternative to lockdown is 10s of thousands of people get sick and 2 percent die. So lockdown seems to be the only path, right? Why the abuse and toys being thrown out of cots? Do you want to die? Or, worse, do you want to get sick and cause someone else to die?

33

96

857

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Hey 25 million Australians. This is the guy that’s been living in your heads.

37

115

856

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Took four tests, but they finally found the desk. #Ashes

41

17

855

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

8 months

Highlights from Mitchell Johnson's column: "Why a struggling Test opener gets to nominate his own retirement date. And why a player at the centre of one of the biggest scandals in Australian cricket history warrants a hero’s send-off?"

65

62

844

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

7 years

Kevin Andrews today restated his views on marriage. He said marriage should only take place between two consenting cycling partners.

16

179

811

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

If Georgia goes blue, this woman needs her own statue. She registered nearly a million voters AFTER missing out on being Governor by a measly 2% AND then being passed over as Biden's running mate. No sour grapes. Just rolled up her sleeves for the cause.

Stacey Abrams Is Building a New Kind of Political Machine in the Deep South

Stacey Abrams, one of the brightest stars in the Democratic Party, is building a new kind of political machine in the Deep South

www.rollingstone.com

20

89

834

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

9 months

We live in a world where these guys aren't "elite", but some dude with a BA degree living off social security in Clifton Hill is.

44

111

842

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

“So I rang Peter and asked him to fix our nanny’s visa as a joke. I mean it’s hugely unfair. I didn’t think he’d actually do it!!”

50

269

822

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

All I did was suggest he watch Parasite

84

105

808

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Maxwell is in England scoring runs. I'm tired of how deep Eng bat. So here's my team for the 4th test. Green Khawaja Labuschagne Smith Head Marsh Carey Maxwell Neser Cummins Starc #Ashes

172

12

775

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Politically, it turns out Bradman sat somewhere between Sam Newman and Greg Norman.

‘Dear Mr Fraser’: Don Bradman’s extraordinary letter to new PM

Sir Donald Bradman personally intervened at the most explosive juncture of Australian political history, writing to Malcolm Fraser two days after the 1975 “dismissal”.

www.theage.com.au

141

117

762

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

Compared to Americans, Australians downplay their achievements so much. If Australians were the first to land on the moon, we wouldn't have said, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." It'd have been, "Everyone settle the fuck down, we're just having a bit of fun."

26

107

740

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

10 months

0

131

731

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

Watching The Crown atm and am reminded of Princess Margaret's morning routine from 1955.

63

50

735

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Ben, you're playing a middle aged man who's spent hours on the phone to hospitals trying and failing to get a vaccine. Then one day he discovers a bunch of snotty nosed posh teens have already had their second shot and the govt explains it away as an "error". Action.

9

56

728

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

6 years

Big night for the couple next door: They had loud sex, they got out the guitar and sung a few Simon & Garfunkel tracks, they had loud sex again and now they're vacuuming.

66

20

701

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

I’m not worried about the end of civilisation, you’re worried about the end of civilisation

158

151

697

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

2 years

So far the @PRGuy17 has more than 1300 people responding in the affirmative to his "Are you blocked by Matthew Guy" tweet? And most have had no engagement with Mr Guy. Before you choose him as your representative on Saturday, maybe see if he's blocked you first.

113

226

709

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

7 years

I was driving down Santa Monica Blvd when I heard Jim Maxwell say the immortal line: "There are two verbs at the crease for England, Cook & Root." I miss Australia. @abcgrandstand #Ashes

22

142

693

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

5 years

When your pub quiz team discovers that the first man on the moon wasn't Lance Armstrong.

23

103

693

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Dutton knows he won't even get close to winning the next election without bringing down the Voice. If that's not 90% of why he's flogging the No vote, it's 100%. So Indigenous health and education will continue to be compromised just because the guy wants a career.

5

130

695

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

11 months

Don’t slap the hand of friendship away. Noel Pearson on #insiders

0

189

689

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Heartbreaking and beautiful. From the pen of @grahamkw .

8

152

687

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Off to see Andrew Laming's therapist. Anyone need to be diagnosed with anything?

45

46

679

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

8 years

Funny how it's travel rorts that bring down Tories rather than neglecting the planet, making the poor poorer and getting into illegal wars.

36

412

664

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

1 year

Bruce before the penalty shoot-out #gomatildas

23

32

686

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

3 years

Andrew Peacock dead at 82. Fought two elections against Hawke. Got close in 1990. But I loved him most for his phone calls to Kennett about Howard. I don't see it as disrespectful to run part of the transcript again. It's endearing.