Andy Oakes @andyoakes Twitter profile

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Andy Oakes

@andyoakes

2 years

As a middle aged man, this is basically all I do on a beach

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Andy Oakes

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9 months

If you honestly think Marks and Spencer deliberately used the colours of the Palestinian flag in a Christmas ad they filmed back in August then you need to seek help

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@DominicPenna So , your point is Labour will stop strikes which would have caused serious damage to the economy and huge amounts of personal issues. Cool

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@ruraloutback @GaryLineker Says a bloke in a tucked in Brexit t shirt...

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@ollie_walker @htafc @F365 @UmbroUK @paddypower You’ve not quite understood this have you Ollie

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@THEJamesWhale Have you ever been to Benidorm?

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@RealCandaceO Yeah it’s never been done before…

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@2018Eew Nah mate, you’re a racist

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@jonantiwoke @LozzaFox He wasn’t joking at that point. How hard is that to understand

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1 year

@Spiritdawn @BBCNews Well, other than quotes from the brewery, Heineken and the actual landlords, it's pretty hard to stand this story up...

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@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan Long winded way of saying you’re going to be a commuter

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@NickBuckleyMBE Absolutely pathetic. You should be embarrassed

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1 year

@MediaGuido @SamCoatesSky @SkyNews I don't remember Sky News running the country at the time

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1 year

@danwootton Oh Dan, you might be able to bully young staffers but I think banks are beyond you

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1 year

@MartinDaubney I mean, you amassed a vast 375 votes when you last stood so what ever the public want, it isn’t you

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3 years

@nikiblue25 @BBCRosAtkins @PaulBrandITV You’re literally commenting on a thread from a BBC reporter…

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Andy Oakes

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11 months

@RSPBEngland @JJHTweets @RishiSunak @michaelgove @theresecoffey Bravo @RSPBEngland . And it looks like you have a lot of support

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@Gancor_ @SunderlandAFC Burning down police stations in Sunderland is helping the grieving parents of kids killed in Southport? That’s some logic

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1 year

@NickBuckleyMBE Jesus, I think I almost preferred it when you made up stuff about your wife

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@Skillcentre41 @Channel4News @FindoutnowUK @ElectCalculus @PGMcNamara Polls don’t care about your feelings Michael

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6 months

@christopherhope ‘Told on good authority’? I mean you work at the same channel as the bloke who hosted the party. Keep the Pulitzer on hold

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@iainmartin1 Yea but they get mostly free university courses in return.

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@grantshapps @Keir_Starmer We see through the letter writing policy Mr Shapps. Bravermans attempt was risible and yours may even be worse

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11 months

@AshleyD1170 @simonharris_mbd Says the bloke with a flag in his profile!

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10 months

@emilyhewertson Do they walk in and shout ‘I’m a Tory’? Sounds legit

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1 year

Look I’m not that parent but my boy just won at the International Salon Culinaire and frankly I’m crying a tad!

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1 year

@sophielouisecc I think this was the moment we realised that you’re actually a comedian and this whole thing has been elaborate joke

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7 years

@thequentinletts @walkers_crisps I'm going to buy an extra few bags just to offset you.

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8 months

@AllisonPearson @MuttleyMusings Thats hilarious - you think you'll get damages and then post that?

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5 years

@AndyGoode10 @BorisJohnson This shows how badly we need to sort the concussion problem in rugby

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1 year

@christiancalgie Bloke who worked at Guido then Express gets on high horse about editorial standards? Hilarious

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3 years

@IainDale @LBC What will @lbc do about it Iain? He's dangerous but also reading those tweets, he's in need of help

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1 year

@PatrickChristys I see Patrick has had his WhatsApp from Tufton Street. Almost word for word what Corcoran tweeted

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7 months

@PaulEmbery Rubbish! Private Eye and BBC covered it well before then

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1 year

@CazB52 @afneil I just wonder if all the legal counsel available to the US DOJ means that they may have a tad more insight into US constitutional law than Caz off Twitter ?

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1 year

@Bexhill_Dave @estellecostanza Yes Dave. Because they have to stamp every passport now. They didn’t before Brexit

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8 months

As somebody with a heart defect it’s infuriating to get asked if my issues were caused by the vaccine. So lay off Tom Lockyer you nasty little trolls. People have always had cardiac issues

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7 years

Oh hey @nytimes . Here we are reeling again

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"Don't you let your demons pull you down, 'cause you can have it all." @TakeThat shine brightly on stage in Manchester #OneLoveManchester

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@MJtweetings @Miss_Snuffy It’s not coordinated! It’s just a lot of people think it’s yet more manufactured culture war crap

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@IsabelOakeshott @Colins__Tweets Isabel, what I suspect you realise is that the last 24 hours have shown that this country doesn’t want the regressive right to wallow in the aftermath of a tragic event like this. The rioting was wrong, the rush to name a suspect was wrong

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@GBNEWS Oh hey @GBnews . I’m blocked by Ben Leo, a ‘journalist’ from the ‘home of free speech’. So is that hypocrisy as well?

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@Paulalondonnews @JeremyVineOn5 @thecarolemalone @chrisbambery @theJeremyVine Consult a doctor

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Andy Oakes

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4 years

Andrew Neil bans a brand from The Spectator who don't want to advertise with them anyway. Meanwhile, an adsales person gently weeps...

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No need to bother, Co-op. As of today you are henceforth banned from advertising in The Spectator, in perpetuity. We will not have companies like yours use their financial might to try to influence our editorial content, which is entirely a matter for the editor.

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@LozzaFox And you’re not married, not an actor , not a singer and not the the MP for Uxbridge

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@Garmenz2 @BBCBreaking Seriously, take a look at the BBC site and then come back. It turns out there is more than one news story at a time

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Andy Oakes

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11 months

@Ferdinand641 @KHarveyProctor So your opinion is based on not watching something for years. Excellent insight…

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Andy Oakes

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5 years

Listen to Lucy Harris defend a short term down turn. For 30 years...

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Did you vote to be poorer for 30 years? This Brexit Party Candidate thinks you did. #EuropeanElections2019

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@BenWBriscoe @GBNEWS Except that's not true is it Ben

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@AllisonPearson Are they not German Allison? Or are they not the right kind of Germans to you?

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7 years

@mtavp According to the last GLAAD report it was actually 4.8% of all TV characters were gay. But don't let stats get in the way of a rant..

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@MarkandMandy330 @piersmorgan @brexitparty_uk So you believe in Farages policy of dismantling the NHS and having an American system?

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@mikecosgrove @nazirafzal @JamesEFoster @thetimes Mikes been all over twitter defending a bloke who sends cars for 16 year old girls. Don’t be like Mike

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@Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer Because they were not filmed on the same day. Because the one without the poppy was filmed several days before. It’s a non issue but once again you leap on it

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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC This bloke is loving his moment in the spotlight isn’t he?

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7 years

@icemag3r @Channel4News Except he is Sikh.

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2 years

I've been subjected to a few pile-ons but the one instigated by Adam Brooks was the first to get Twitter to turn on auto-block and suggest moving to safe mode! What a lovely bunch of followers he has

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@GoodwinMJ By ‘elites’ you mean voters right?

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Rory Stewart’s face as Kay Burley tells him Johnson has resigned!

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@toryboypierce Why on earth does it matter what she wears?

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@andrewlawrence It’s a shame your point is slightly undermined by being totally untrue. He left the BBC to ITV because he wanted to present live coverage and the BBC had lost the rights.

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1 year

@Michael26401343 @darrengrimes_ Because we all believed a 34 mile was the best way to test our eye sight?

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4 years

@JamesMelville James that sounds awful. Genuine question, why don’t you take a break from social media for while?

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11 months

@sophielouisecc How are you defunding a channel that makes all its own money through advertising?

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10 months

@sophielouisecc Hopefully, I will have time to take my pension pot out before she cuts thousands off it again...

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Andy Oakes

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3 years

Well, it has been almost two days since the last Tory scandal

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A senior Conservative MP who lobbied parliament about medical cannabis failed to declare his role in a distribution company for the drug, The Times can reveal

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@JamesCleverly @ShaunBaileyUK James you’re lucky that because of Dorries, Allan and Caulfield this is only the fourth dumbest Tory tweet of the day

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2 years

@jasminedotiwala This is a pointless angle. It’s being bought online. It’s already one of the fastest selling memoirs of all time

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@afneil Oh give it a rest Andrew.

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@damocrat @tomhfh Bet it was full before they walked in

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@Miss_Snuffy @marksandspencer National department store? You’re making things up

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@ColinBrazierTV Who knew that there were consequences for poor choices?

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4 years

Watching a bloke attempt a video conference using train WiFi. If he pulls this off it will be up there with moon landings in terms of human endeavour

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@G4VNJ @afneil Hate to break it to you but 62 courts including the Supreme Court twice, disagree with you. But hey, Gavin from Wales could be right because he saw something on Facebook...

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1 year

@Bushra1Shaikh @danwootton Are these Dark Forces in the room with you now?

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3 years

Siri, show me the definition of twat

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Never in my life have I been prouder to be English than when I heard a pub full of people erupt into cheers after seeing a 10 year old German girl crying in the crowd.

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@2018Eew Well here’s an idea. Stop using the phrase ‘black twat’, and try and understand what Stormzy was saying rather than going down the Hopkins route

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@Pedro_Stocks @bass4themasses @SunderlandAFC How did this post go for you Pedro?

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@LanceForman @BrandonLewis It was a peaceful process that still allowed people to catch trains. But yeah, bring in the army...

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@montie Yeah they never have right wing viewpoints Tim...

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@toryboypierce @JoeBiden @TheDemocrats He did not fall asleep. That’s been disproven. Best to delete your tweet

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@NeilMackay Why do people keep spreading this. It’s completely untrue. It’s to stop the horses slipping

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@Deedy2201 @GBNEWS Oh no, she has a different opinion to you so she’s ‘nasty’.

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@Garethwjacob18 @darrengrimes_ Define woke left agenda Gareth.

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@toryboypierce @GBNEWS GB news ever do outside broadcasts?

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@KingBobIIV @TfL Two things. One, under the 2010 Equality Act, ‘positive measures’ are perfectly legal and two, this is one of eight internships programs in the site. This is the only privately funded one and is to encourage minority groups into a particular sector.

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@BellaWallerstei That’s what I want my tax going towards! The Tories have run down the NHS into its present state and Starmer wants it fixed as we all do. Insurance based schemes are awful for those at the lower end of the economic scale. Healthcare should be for all

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@sophielouisecc Sophie, nobody should be upset that racists have been put out of business

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@sophielouisecc Get it into yours. They won’t

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Andy Oakes

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3 years

Awful stuff on @lbc this morning. @SholaMos1 gets shut down by @AndrewCastle63 by him telling her ‘it’s all about you’. Then he gets called out by a caller and calls the race debate ‘boring’

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@tomhfh Tom, if this is such a distraction, stop going on about it.

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@darrengrimes_ Nobody is. Nobody. Nobody was last year, or the year before that

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@MrArthurT @Nigel_Farage They are literally fact checking evert manifesto and leadership speech

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@sophielouisecc How did they both ignore you and vilify you?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You’re a deeply unpleasant man Mr Anderson.

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@MurphyOfMercia @afneil For seditious conspiracy?? It could have been way worse

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@BenWBriscoe @RupertMyers @JohnRyleyNews Maybe their values don’t align with a broadcaster that employs Dan Wooton?

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@LesleyP01309995 @LBC @mrjamesob And yet here you are , feeling qualified to comment

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@amandajplatell What a low mean nasty thing to say

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@xemptor @BBCRosAtkins Because it’s the law. Because we are a third party nation. Because the 90 day rule needs to be checked.Oh and everyone who has flown to a European airport will tell you that every country is doing the same

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@GBNEWS Absolutely totally obsessed. You people are weird

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@Con_Tomlinson @miriam_cates How can you say it’s absurd before you even know what she has been accused of?

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