Andy Baker 🇵🇸 @andyb4ker Twitter profile

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3 years

Let's stop talking about Mason greenwood for a second and applaud the bravery of Harriet Robson 👏👏 I hope she fights this with everything and her actions encourage more girls to speak out about domestic violence and abuse. Get these scumbags in prison were they belong

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9 hours working in someone's house and not even offered a glass of water 🙃😭

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Packed everything luv? Passports? Money? Suncream? Flag for the pool? 😭😂😂 #gobshites

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@Phil_McNamara @JackHale97 @sydniecara @Harry_Sully @FlNANDINHO @liam__whu @Everton sorry, bit late with this

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You can do a lot in 5 weeks

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Ancelotti took these fucking crabs to Anfield and won 2-0 😅 How the fuck did he do wonders with such shite

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4 years

@beckycarniex When will girls realise that too much too soon is always hiding insecurity or narcissism

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4 years

@cairdyy30 My fat ass would get stuck in that half way and id be dead.

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@Surreycricfan Nah why does it look like we have crystal clear waters and golden sandy beaches 😭🤣

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West ham utd - Betway Newcastle - Fun 88 Brentford -Hollywoodbets Crystal Palace - W88 Southampton - Wolves - ManBetX Leeds - SBOTOP Relegated: Burnley - Spreadex Sports Watford - Stake Honestly the media Everton agenda is fucking embarrassing 🥴

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Everton's new shirt sponsor deal is not clever. It is not even ruthless. It is morally ambiguous and perverse. ✍️ @allyrudd_times

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3 years

Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. Seamus Coleman has been absolute magnificent for this club and at 60k represents one of the best signings ever in PL history. The clubs diabolical recruitment the past 3 years are to blame. Coleman has never been the problem

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3 years

In the 11 years since me and their mum split this the first time I've ever had my boys on their first day of school - so you bet your ass I'm posting a pic of my baby starting high-school ✌🏻

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5 years

IF we do sign Zaha...can we handle it with a bit of class and dignity eh blues? Don't be jumping into arguments with Palace fans who will be gutted with shit club shouts. Weve been there. Lescott, stones, Rooney, the list is endless. Be happy without the gloating

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Youd think the longer you were single the more desperate you'd become. But the exact opposite happens 😂 everyone just gets on your tits and youre made up to be alone haha

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4 years

Nothing will ever beat bringing Collina out of retirement for 1 match to disallow fergusons header with absolutely no justification or explanation. Then they retired the bastard again 😅 most corrupt 90 minutes of football ever.

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4 years

What's the worst refereeing decision/mistake you have seen? 🤔

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3 years

@footbalIfights The greatest challenge I've ever seen this. Sheer class by the lad 👏🏻👏🏻

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2 years

@beaks1973 @wwfcscott As opposed to your actual doping 🥴

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3 years

Had no idea a tweet about being thirsty would be so popular 😅 To everyone who looks after their tradesmen/women then God bless you ❤ we really do appreciate it and a small gesture means everything ✌🏻

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@faye_luke @Powelly1985 Refund? Point blank refuse to pay for that. Couple of paracetamol and it would have been back on it legs 😭

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4 years

@doubleandliquor It wasn't a foul. He won the ball and when mane realised he went down like he got shot. Bench full of no marks who couldnt lace lampards boots 😅 giving it the biggun to a lad who won 3 PL titles hahaha I fucking hate the lot of them. Every single one even the canteen staff

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2 years

Mike Dean gave us 2 penalties in 1 game and we still fucked it up 😭😂

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3 years

Me: I've had to rewire all your lighting in the hall, it was an absolute joke. Who done that for you? Because defo don't use them again Client: My dead husband 😭

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@yasminamirah_ For what it's worth. The bottom ones The little buckle on the top one makes them look cheap. Like a child school shoe

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My 13 year old, Jack, has tested positive for covid. He's type 1 diabetic so at the beginning we were terrified. Hes fine. He's got a bit of a cough. No fever. No loss of smell and last night he drew a massive cock on his chest in charcoal face mask so he's still a dickhead

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@NathanCraig_9 @PureGym This aged terribly

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@roisecarlinn Ordered them off interflora when he woke up with his left hand because his right hand is trapped under some scuzzer 😅

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3 years

So far only Everton have had a request for postponement rejected and had to take that decision to appeal 🙃 I honestly cba with football anymore. Its pointless. A league that bends over and arse licks 6 teams who tried to kill the prem less than 12 months ago. Madness

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3 years

Give me cheap signings and hungry players with a point to prove any day. It's what made moyes time so successful. The right blend of player. Character. Balance. The club has lost its way this past 5 seasons. I'm sick of 30m crabs on 120k a week who don't give AF

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4 years

Kopites still cry arsing. I've watched Westerveld kick a goal kick into the back of @donhutch4 and the ball go into the net to make it 1-0 Everton and the ref just blow the final whistle early rather than give us the goal. The absolute state of youse 🤣🤣🤣 entitled twats

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3 years

If Patterson isn't better than JJK then add another 12m to the money we've pissed away. JJK is shite

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3 years

@BartHobson @NevBarton 5 days too long? Jesus how shit are tge bathrooms? 🤣🤣 this took me 9 days

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3 years

@Devil07F Thats exactly why she was right to post. His legal team have already made contact I imagine. They wanted this buried and never shown. I will never not think she was right to post them

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2 years

VAR is just legalised match fixing. Corruption of the highest order. From taking their time, choosing what camera angles work for them, choosing different parts of the body being offside, it's all pathetic and there's virtually no point in sport anymore.

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3 years

Everton being ran by an agent who's only interest is his own bank balance. We cannot let an agent be the person who appoints the next manager. That is insanity. We are a joke of a football club and it needs to stop #NoToPereira

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May 2021: @MrAncelotti everton have won the league. @jamesdrodriguez recorded zero sprint's but strolled to PFA player of the year. @CalvertLewin14 wins the golden Boot. Spirit of the blues is number 1 in the charts. I have a tattoo of @FinKitch on my arse.

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@GeorgiaWinterx @princesslivs_ Rather than be pissed off her fella is a rat...she blames the girl 😅😅 mental

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@DominicKing_DM This you?

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2 years

I'd class a squad full of asthmatics taking medication to increase oxygen in their blood cheating as well tbh

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We've lost 3 Premier League titles due to cheating and corruption. That's so hard to take.

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3 years

For me ancellotti is still dealing with the past 4 managers worth of shit. Godfrey, digne, Allen, doucoure and Rodriguez are about the only ones I'd keep and honestly to me the rest are bang average to shite and just have odd moments. Less than half our side good enough imo

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3 years

Spare room going to waste? Not a problem ✌🏻

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15+ years ago me and a few lads from NSNO paid for a plane. KENWRIGHT OUT. We knew he was a cancer. We knew he was a liar. Inept. Killing our club for his own ego. Guess what? Too few of you listened. Too many BK apologists. This is on you too. He killed us. You let him

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6 years

Fella doing the cross bar challenge wearing a t-shirt with 14 to West Ham on the back... in reference to years ago when Liverpool apparently took 14 fans to West Ham away 😂😂😂😂 bitterness level💯 haha

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Had the pleasure of spending the last 3 days working with @ALANMYERSMEDIA and creating this for him. Absolutely great fella who managed to just about get a fire wider than this tele 😄

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2 years

@THINGEO Unlit cigars and £179 next suits. The definition of success 🤌🏻

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4 years

Recently finished bathroom project. One very happy customer. I usually work on my own houses but decided to do work for people now as well. Any property project give me a shout. #property #bathroom #refurb #renovation

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4 years

@JeffChangx @beckycarniex Because you know it's true 😅 if this is 3 months of dating, no problem. But a 'boy I'm speaking'...problem! Things like this, changing relationships statuses on fb and generally rushing into making you 'theirs' are major red flags. Run! Or enjoy the toxic relationship.

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@markvelez @ovotiann Not quite the same is it mate unfortunately 😅

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2 years

Right that goal Newcastle just had ruled by VAR is the biggest joke of them all 😂😂 Palace LB pushes Willock into his own keeper before scoring an own goal. Ruled out for a foul on the keeper 😂 honestly the games gone. That's genuinely the worst one I've ever seen

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4 years

Latest bathroom finished yesterday. Tried a new design on the ceiling which the customer loves. Overall I'm made up with how it looks

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3 years

Feels like a massive day for me this. House sale completes. I pick my new van up later. Fully booked until October /November and almost 100k in confirmed jobs. A.b.developments has taken off Thanks to everyone on here who has liked/retweeted and supported me 🙏🏼 #blessed

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3 years

Proof that football needs to be watched with your eyes and not a stats spreadsheet. The lads shite

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5 months

Gutted kenwright isn't alive to see this. Selfish egotistical cunt right to the very end. Hasn't had to watch what 30 years of his ownership have done to our club. Would have loved him to have to witness and answer for his actions the past 2 decades. Rat

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You watch the Ashes on Sky, you've got Hussain, Ponting, Warne, Gower, many more, all know their stuff, really good insight for new fans/neutrals. Balls, bowling, batting, technique. Get to football and they just fill every studio with kopite wankers chatting shite. Its madness.

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@MissEFC1878 Love this! And they both look young so its brilliant they both came from loving supporting homes that just want their children to love who they are, be comfortable and happy to express themselves

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Every kopite suddenly a leisure and tourism industry expert I see 😂😂 not one of them ever gave a shite about world heritage status and their heads have gone 🙃 Great to see. Up the heritage stripping blues 💙

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@_DHOTYA Both class but almonds has to win as it includes injecting 2 complete strangers with a dirty syringe 😅

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2 years

Got this one finished this week. If it could go wrong it did go wrong so made up with how this turned out 🤌🏻

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4 years

2 years ago today I walked into work and got sacked from Bentley motors 🤣 Literally the best thing that ever happened to me. Dont let a gobshites opinion of you define you. Show them what you're capable of

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@elliswoody22 @Surreycricfan The entire south Wales coastline looks like the Seychelles mate yer? 🤣

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@PaulShack9 Has jamie Webster noticed you're alive yet mate? 😭😂😂😂

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@_Tom_Davies_ 58 year old nonce. Youre right lad. The girls should be fully ashamed of themselves

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@mayor_anderson Personally I think youre letting the city down if you agree to this if its true southern tory voting towns and cities have the same rates of infection and remain open? If that is true then point blank refuse to close the city until they follow suit and do the same

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If you're blaming moshiri instead of kenwright ask yourself why kenwright turned down every potential buyer who wanted to remove him from the club when they took over - and sold it to the only man in the world stupid enough to let him stay. Nobody loves efc more tho 🥴 #trainset

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4 years

Oak beam finally arrived so i can show one of the best before and after I've ever done.

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3 years

Imagine a @BenG0dfrey tackle in front of a packed goodison next season 😍

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3 years

Finished this today, start the next one tomorrow

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5 years

Phil thomo on the table next to me in Miller and Carter in aughton. Kopite twat.

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3 years

Walking through town tonight with mollie and got talking to a homeless guy. Said he just wanted enough money (£12) for 1 night in the ymca to get out the cold. Gave him £24 and said stay tomorrow as well. We hugged and its so humbling to see what so little can mean to someone 💙

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DCL again proving to me he's nowhere near top class. Simple dink over the keeper, 3-1, game over. Hes came on massively but he's still miles away from being a top class CF

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@adambooth74 @Kenny01089 Firstly if she never apologised then why did you forgive her? Secondly. Why did you forgive her? If you dont respect yourself nobody else ever will. Thirdly. Sorry about the job

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Finally after nothing but delays, almost everything missing in transit, my son testing positive for corona and isolating for 2 weeks this bathroom is finally finished. Matt black taps are the one 👌

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@iamsimoneadele It's a pretty easy nightmare to avoid though. Dont keep a 15 foot snake that could kill you in a glass box and you should be fine 🙌🏻

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@BartHobson @NevBarton Most people have a cloakroom or en suite now...if not I hire a portaloo for them. A lot do go on a holiday though. Youre gonna have it in your house 15 years. I won't rush a quality finish for the sake of a couple of days. If you want a 5 day bathroom I ain't for you ✌🏻

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@mampendasx @livhartshorn Stop lying 😂

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@_rooof_ Nah its not killing anywhere near the amount of people to even scratch the surface of the global population. Youd need a supervirus that would do a billion in under 12 months

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@CoreyPluck @megankeeenann End your relationship immediately 🙃

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3 years

What's the point in sport anymore? There's always been bias in football but now it's just pure corruption. The F1 finale was a complete joke and was basically a staged WWE shit show. The boxing at the weekend complete robbery. Loyal hard working fans are being screwed constantly

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@PureGym @NathanCraig_9 Pure gyms management team 😭🤣

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Not a particularly big fan of his music, but you have to watch in awe and appreciate the sheer brilliance of Elton John. A master of his craft, an absolute showman and one of the very, very best ever! #EltonJohn #glastonbury2023

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@TheWeirdWorld Or just clean it when the computer is off?

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3 years

Love it when you overtake a learner and they pull up behind you at the next lights and you just know the instructor is saying 'didn't get him anywhere did it 😭

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We finished 12th and 10th. The sooner our fans accept we're a mid table club the better, we need someone to come in and build a philosophy and integrate passion and commitment. Similar to what moyes did when we took him from Preston. The snobbery needs to stop. Earn NSNO again

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@GregFS92 you gave us 90m for a striker who just ate cake for 2 years and delivered 12 goals in all competitons last season hahahaha

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2 years

Had bigger things on my mind this week other than Evertons striker failure 😅 me and @_mallaidhdonn were busy bringing another toffeegirl into the world though 🥰💞

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Moshiris only crime was leaving Bill at the club. No other owner/consortium would have humoured him. Complete clear out like Newcastle did. Fill your club with its own capable board. But Bill knew this. Its the reason he 'couldn't find a buyer' for 15 years. Not 1 stupid enough

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A comma after shagging would have been a better weekend tbh

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4 years

@manny97964894 @sadevict0ria @Persian_2x Mate her pic was a black circle when this was happening...i ain't going all out to a circle 🤣

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We've just done arsenal United Chelsea and Liverpool away. We're 6th. We gave every one of them a game and it's sheer bad luck how we haven't won at least 1 of them. This is a different everton side to anything we have seen in 20 years. Give brands and Silva 2 more windows #efc

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@naijagyaldee 100% he done this because youre a girl. I've not had a single person say a word to me about not wearing one

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Heard the words... 'Everton won the midfield battle' Wow 😍

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@abidickson01 Nah. Liking a message on insta to end the convo is the deadest

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Just had a 12 hour restriction placed on my account for calling K Hopkins a cunt. So if you use the word cunt you get banned. But bully a young girl on here and call her fat is sound according to twitter.

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@JJR3009 Lovely 🙌🏻 but from a technical point of view the lights under the counter are terribly done - and you see it from underneath with the high gloss finish - and imo the colour (warm) should match the colour from the mirror (cool/daylight) Apart from that it's a top job 👏

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Love a good before and after. Cloakroom job completed today 🙌 Someone finally went for a dark sapphire blue

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2 years

We're down. Time for acceptance. Whatever happens we need to force kenwright out this club. He simply cannot be around for any rebuilding. 27 years of lies and failure culminating in relegation. He needs to be first out the door

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Such a small space there wasn't a great deal I could do with this one. Client came round today though and absolutely loved it ❤ makes it all worthwhile 👌🏻

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5 years

I am a little underwhelmed because I/we expected Zaha all day...but Barca fans thought Gomes was shite, Chelsea think Zouma is shite...maybe we give Iwobi as much love as them 2 and weve got a quality young player on our hands

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4 years

Finished this a couple of weeks ago but had to wait a fortnight for that half wall mirror to be made to order 🥲

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dcl honestly I'm done with him. Never been his biggest fan but if that's his level of performance he can go. He could wear stockings and suspenders I'm not arsed, but die for my club when it matters

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