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@_tashanellie
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4 years
I’ve deeped it. Men actually like to cuddle more than girls do
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Tyga makes the best strip club music
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6 years
Favourite position? — Central midfield
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Lol nah guys. How can I come home from work and my mans stuck a poster on the front door that says ‘Date Night - lift for ticket’ lifted it up and there’s a handmade entry ticket with a schedule and all for tonight 😭😭
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LOL whether my shoes are primark, nike, valentinos, balenciagas or shoezone. you think i’ll go ice skating and go home without them???? overtime for everyone
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Carrying a baby for 9 months, giving birth and raising that child for the father to call you a demon is beyond wild
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6 years
Unnecessary rudeness is one thing I can’t stand
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@_tashanellie
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6 years
Do u know how exhausting it is to always be the one making an effort with someone
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5 years
Is a deception. They’re all immature no matter the age
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Sco pa tu manaa ?
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4 years
This fleets thing making me deep you people are actually active? So why am I always talking to myself
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6 years
You look like lukakus first touch — i don't even know what this means
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4 years
Closure??? The baby in his girls belly ain’t showing you how closed it is?
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6 years
So what did she get out of humiliating him? Doin kekeke moretime she probably posted this and then proceeded to sleep with him on that very mattress.
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6 years
Jokes on you lot paying £200+ for one outfit and yet still impressing no girls 🤧
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6 years
Every Londoner refers to anywhere outside of London as countryside
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6 years
Imagine wanting a break after a 10 year relationship. Ok then sure, what shall I break first your jaw or your nose
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6 years
A guy will have one conversation with you then drop “so when am I seeing you?” Huh do I know you 😂
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Ikea charging £50 for delivery is actually a joke. Should I come collect the wardrobe and carry it on my head??
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6 years
Im so confused why you lot are following this why you comin fasst guy 😭 what kind of content are you expecting
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5 years
How do you get stabbed and the first thing you wanna do is storytime? The internet gets to you lots head man
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6 years
How can you be invited into someones home then go and laugh about how they’re living.
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6 years
I swear when you start to get over a boy they can sense it in their toxic veins and that’s when they choose to act right... but only until they’ve fooled you into believing it... then their back on wasteman bullshit
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5 years
Liam Paynes baby mama is Cheryl Cole and now he’s with Naomi Campbell? Yh he’s doing bits
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6 years
Men really lie unprovoked. How can you approach me with “hey nice bum” Where isit? Absolute piece of shit.
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5 years
I’m ngl if there’s any rapists, thiefs, abusers, nonces on this TL they should 100% be exposed so others know who to avoid.
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3 years
Nah but can we deep it you’d rather go do up 7 star restaurant with a drop of meat residue on your plate and rabbit food for the views than go to an all you can eat buffet???? Socials are killing y’all
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3 years
Got my dads blessing today 😄 SOON marry the love of my life 😭😭
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6 years
I’m loyal because if I’m talking to you l know what I want 🤷🏽‍♀️ and why not build that trust from early?
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4 years
I don’t even like 6 people. It’s calm still
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6 years
I’ve clocked it. Girls don’t even want the boys that take us seriously smh
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6 years
Driving when the roads are clear is so therapeutic
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6 years
Every time I say to my daughter I love you she grabs my face kisses me and says thank you mummy 😩😭
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6 years
Every boy is under the delusion that if you entertain them you’re in love with them. Can I not be bored too? 🙄
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6 years
Ugly boys are the funny ones x
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4 years
Folding every page of what you want for Christmas and never receiving it 🤝
@TheSun
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Argos to stop printing its famous catalogue after almost 50 years
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6 years
That’s long enough can she share
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6 years
Advice from a guy is usually more helpful than a girls idk why
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Unless the wig is gonna penetrate my roots and become part of me I ain’t paying £500 for shit
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6 years
Nah my biggest fear is thinking I can trust someone then they use my weaknesses against me. Fuck that 🤮
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6 years
Sexual chemistry is annoying cause why am I losing my ability to think straight? 🙃
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6 years
I know I’ll get knocked out but coming to my doorstep? As in my parents home at mad o’clock? I have to step out and do my best tbh
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6 years
Send nudes I’m in HMP Feltham right now I ain’t seen gyal in like 3 years — Ffs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6 years
Oloni’s thread makes me appreciate how much of an innocent angel I am
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6 years
Are people just finding out Santorini exists or something
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6 years
girls hearts are not really built for the "as friends" ting
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I can’t believe someone tried to tell me £500 for a ONE day ticket. As if missing ticket release would turn me stupid. One day. As in not even 24 hours? At Finsbury Park? As in N4 2DA?
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5 years
Only interested in one guy atm.. am I ill?
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6 years
do we not facetime before meeting people anymore?
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5 years
Why does everyone that’s slim want to be thick and everyone that’s thick want to be slim????🤔🤔
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6 years
Cause people are forcing it for the TL
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5 years
Or. Or. Or. How about no BBL
@RJxProducer
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Turkish Colombian/ BBL. Brazilian/Mami BBL Get yur money’s worth
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3 years
is it even a good morning without a quickie
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21 years of age and I’ve never ever sworn in front of my parents 😭😂
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These “you can’t handle me” girls. Are you a wild animal?
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6 years
All men cheat at some point in their life
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3 years
NAH I’m so gassed!! My man doesn’t know it yet cos he’s currently blindfolded but he’s about to walk into a 1920s murder mystery themed party I created, with one area made into a detective room with a mugshot background and murder case files for us to solve! Got costumes too😭😭
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I actually can’t wait to start uni so I can have a structured routine and stop sleeping at dumb times
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3 years
my man done a homemade spa for me and my 4 year old😍 currently got homemade face masks on, got a bucket of warm water to soak our feet in then we getting our feet massaged and scrubbed before he paints our toenails 🥺
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6 years
I instantly hate any guy that asks me for nudes
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6 years
Why’s everyone concerned about who rappers date? It’ll never be you, relax
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6 years
I’m 22 but d’you think my mother will ever allow me to go abroad with a stranger? She’ll need your address, family background and medical history, dbs, natural insurance number, work address, and all your friends and families details as well as a copy of your passport
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You lot think I stay tweeting about one guy??? I’ve got hoes in different area codes
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5 years
Who cares how guests dress? If your wedding dress ain’t unbeatable that’s your personal problem
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Yoooo why the fuck is it so cold
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Are you a prostitute — Did you mean to send this to your mum?
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Furthermore why do females hate seeing men that have moved to them happy??
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Is the whole of my TL goin through a midlife crisis? How is school still the topic
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Why has no one ever played iMessage games with me? Fuck y’all
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Why are haters always the first ones to pree your shit? 🤔
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Imagine losing a good girl/boy cause the group chat said so??? How d’you know your “friend” isn’t just being a hater pls
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Fam being a mum is the biggest accomplishment of my life and there’s nobody that can make me feel any type of way about it
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Like 17 of his tweets
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How do girls shoot their shot?
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Do u have a boyfriend — Several
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Bmt I’ve been through bare shit with people and taken L’s, we all have. But never will I sit and write threads about someone I once shared a bond with to entertain this TL
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You could have my Snapchat, insta, Twitter but if you don’t have my number I really don’t care to talk to you tbh
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I swear every male I know has suffered a football injury 🙄
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Boys who wanna take you on a date but have no idea where? So why you asking pls
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Swear down it’s carnival next month? Summers basically done already
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I’m still hurt about Proctor
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Can boys just understand it’s possible that girls are just friendly. Unless we’ve told you loud and clear for ourselves we don’t want to sleep with you/date you/see you/stroke your beard or whatever
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Knocked on the door and mans all dripped out button down shirt and all 😭 told me to go and put something nice on. So I shall come back from the bedroom in my birthday suit???
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me and my man have both lost our voices. thank you wizkid. we ENJOYED 😍
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Not even “slut shaming” I would just personally want to raise my child to know that her body is sacred
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People think you gotta stick with your baby dad despite everything he does??? Do you know how unhealthy that family dynamic is for a child? 😕
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How they react to attention is the decider
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Would you find it off putting if your wcw/mcm gets bare male/female attention?
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Nipple piercings are so cute. But every time I think about it I can taste the pain
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My childs bank account is a lot healthier than mine and I couldn’t be happier
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Sentences aren’t at all long enough for crimes like this
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A sex attacker who led a 15-year-old girl in school uniform into an alleyway and raped her has been jailed for nine years. Deangelo Brown 23, targeted the teenager in Harlesden High Street northwest London as she waited at a bus stop on her way to school
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