ppl love to go to asia and be like “oh my god what even is this???? so gnarly what is that?? what the heck????????”
and it’s like a steamed fish most of the time
me during every episode of the michael jordan doc:
are they gonna talk about space jam?
was this before or after he did space jam?
omg it’s charles barkley from space jam :3
stages of a relationship
1. i love you
2. meet parents
3. marriage
4. saying love you to their mom
5. splitting a salad and fish n chips at a restaurant with their mom
6. dating their mom
every product origin story is like: when she couldn’t find the right chocolate bar, she made one herself
lol ok? kinda weird?? like just eat something else, why u inventing stuff
happy father’s day to my dad who sent me photos of his new family + big new house when i asked for help paying tuition lmao i love my hardworking single mom
I told my physiotherapist I went on a hike and I’m sore and she said which one and then I told her and she smirked and said lol ya u need me u fucking weak cunt bitch dumb whore
being asian but then missing my chance to go to kpop training school is what i’m sure white kids feel when they miss out on hot dog day or some shit idk what white ppl do
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i go to this brunch place bc the owner always says he’s proud of me whenever i finish all my food & no matter what i always make myself finish it all so he would say he’s proud of me
everyone copes in diff ways i’m ok
thinking back to university when i almost got the word pussy tattooed on my arm in italics and all my friends said do it lol like i paid $7,000 a year to be there
grandma just told me to run away if i’m getting asian hate crimed and now grandpa is telling me about how he used to punch bullies in grade school and how they would bleed. a lot of good advice on both sides
met with a financial advisor & she said to not spend my entire paycheque on skincare products, i slapped her face and said “i don’t even fucking know who you are” the end
me 4 pages into a book: everyone should read books it’s so eye opening, so important, can’t believe some ppl burned these things they’re so dumb i hate them
did some reading and very convinced that virus will die in the summer & then come back to kill us all in the fall, so let’s have the best summer of our lives y’all 😎😎
i made a simple toast with butter this morning and my mom was genuinely surprised and said “wow i didn’t know you were this capable!” this is a wake up call
throwing out a bunch of spoiled food bc my fridge broke is sooooo against my chinese immigrant sensibilities
i feel like i need to howl at the moon rn to feel better :(