andrea☁️ @andreajin_ Twitter profile

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@andreajin_

3 years

grandma sent me this pic of her dog waiting for dinner to start 🥺

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4 years

@livstadler hilarious ending perfect structure, yay girls 👏👏

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2 years

HUGE THANK YOU to my producer @kevvy , my label @604Records @JonathanSimkin @ComedyHereOften I love you guys this is crazy!!!

The JUNO Awards

@TheJUNOAwards

2 years

And the winner for Comedy Album of the Year Presented by @SiriusXMCanada is… ‘Grandma’s Girl 姥姥的孩子’ - @AndreaJin_

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@andreajin_

4 years

My debut standup comedy album is hereeeee!! Please buy/stream! Thank you, I wish you health + happiness and enjoyment of my album ☀️❤️⚡️

Andrea Jin - Grandma's Girl

Listen to Grandma's Girl by Andrea Jin.

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@andreajin_

3 years

i’d die for them 🥺

China in Pictures

@tongbingxue

3 years

Heartwarming moment during Chinese New Year celebration: The little girl covers her pet's ears to avoid the scare of fireworks.

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2 years

such an honor to win the Juno award for comedy album of the year!! i felt like BTS this weekend 😝😝😝

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@andreajin_

3 years

ppl love to go to asia and be like “oh my god what even is this???? so gnarly what is that?? what the heck????????” and it’s like a steamed fish most of the time

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4 years

crazy that i have the power to affect 6 different families if i cancel netflix rn

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4 years

me during every episode of the michael jordan doc: are they gonna talk about space jam? was this before or after he did space jam? omg it’s charles barkley from space jam :3

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3 years

“do you need the receipt?” me: yes very important i need it to line the floor of my car

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2 years

when the spicy salmon roll not spicy at all, helps me confirm we are in a gentrified neighborhood

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2 years

they said, “do a funny one” and I said “ok I drink seltzer” @FadedcomedyLA

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4 years

pineapple on pizza is a perfect food because of the acid cutting the fat it’s SCIENCE

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3 years

my @justforlaughs new faces set is online!! very fun, here it is

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2 years

chris rock is such a pro, i would’ve peed my pants and started crying for sure

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@andreajin_

3 years

bringing my 657 chrome tabs over to 2022, i love them all equally

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3 years

I’m not familiar with brooklyn bc I didn’t get to swing around it in the spider-man ps4 game

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@andreajin_

5 years

stages of a relationship 1. i love you 2. meet parents 3. marriage 4. saying love you to their mom 5. splitting a salad and fish n chips at a restaurant with their mom 6. dating their mom

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4 years

they should raise the age of consent to 25. i’m 24 and in many ways am like a child but some time next year i feel like i’ll be a woman

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2 years

every product origin story is like: when she couldn’t find the right chocolate bar, she made one herself lol ok? kinda weird?? like just eat something else, why u inventing stuff

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2 years

got bangs again because i never learn. i never never never learn

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2 years

i hate jim and pam i don’t want any more of that jim and pam shit around here

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2 years

going back to canada for one day to see doctor, dentist and then physiotherapist. just chugging healthcare and leaving

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2 years

MY PRODUCER KEVVY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

kevvy

@kevvy

2 years

The record I produced for @andreajin_ just won best comedy album @TheJUNOAwards ! @ComedyHereOften first win! Congratulations Andrea! Adore you!

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4 years

happy father’s day to my dad who sent me photos of his new family + big new house when i asked for help paying tuition lmao i love my hardworking single mom

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2 years

trying to explain to my grandma that i can’t make my entire life about eating eggs just bc she has hens now and they’re laying too many eggs

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2 years

i can’t stop eating strawberries and that’s so cute of me

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@andreajin_

4 years

replied 🔥 to a story on IG to someone i respect and now i’m sad bc i didn’t know it was horny, i thought it was like “awesome yay, i respect u”

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2 years

I told my physiotherapist I went on a hike and I’m sore and she said which one and then I told her and she smirked and said lol ya u need me u fucking weak cunt bitch dumb whore

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2 years

if someone told me german is just english being rewinded on vhs, i’d be like ya of course it is

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@andreajin_

2 years

me when I have lots of work to do: should I start shoplifting again? should I bring that back from my teens

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@andreajin_

3 years

being asian but then missing my chance to go to kpop training school is what i’m sure white kids feel when they miss out on hot dog day or some shit idk what white ppl do

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@andreajin_

4 years

❤️❤️❤️thank you so much

She Does The City

@shedoesthecity

4 years

Read our interview with stand-up comedian @andreajin_ ! We've been big fans ever since we attended her @JFL42 show, and her comedy album "Grandma's Girl" releases Jan 28th through @604Records .

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3 years

as a ppl, we are solid on never letting this go

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@andreajin_

2 years

there’s more to this joke, stream it on @cbcgem to know it for your records 🙏

CBC Comedy

@CBCComedy

2 years

When @andreajin_ was ten, she didn't actually like Mulan that much. Stream her full set on season 2 of #NewWaveofStandup on @CBCGem :

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@andreajin_

4 years

whenever ppl unfollow me, i just assume it’s bc they’re wrestling with their crush on me and it’s TORTURE for them to see another reminder

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@andreajin_

2 years

can we finally start having nondairy options at bubble tea places???? we basically hate criming ourselves at this point with all this cow milk

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@andreajin_

5 years

caught myself trying on FLARE jeans at aritzia, almost bought FLARE JEANS for 140 dollars that is the power of aritzia

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@andreajin_

5 years

i go to this brunch place bc the owner always says he’s proud of me whenever i finish all my food & no matter what i always make myself finish it all so he would say he’s proud of me everyone copes in diff ways i’m ok

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@andreajin_

2 years

thinking back to university when i almost got the word pussy tattooed on my arm in italics and all my friends said do it lol like i paid $7,000 a year to be there

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5 years

ppl that won’t eat brown bananas are bad at sexuals

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4 years

obsessed with when my pilates instructor RUNS from the back of the room to change the song wet ass pussy on the playlist that she herself created

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2 years

i hope elephants do a rise of planet of the apes on us

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3 years

grandma just told me to run away if i’m getting asian hate crimed and now grandpa is telling me about how he used to punch bullies in grade school and how they would bleed. a lot of good advice on both sides

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3 years

dermatologists are crazy, how the fuck do u zap away a visible vein? don’t I need it?

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2 years

my favorite pasta is ravioli because it’s like a little gift

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2 years

she’s a 10 but she steals, so she is a 19 now

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3 years

when I put frozen blueberries in my hot oatmeal and it evens everything out, I’m actually a fugging scientist

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4 years

when you’re just a hungry chinese girl and your fingers slip but google understands who you really are yes i meant peking duck 🥺

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2 years

i was giving my dog some cheese but she got greedy and screamed at me for more and now we’re fighting

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3 years

why does aluminum make the deodorant so good

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3 years

the heatwave has changed me, i just ate an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands

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@andreajin_

3 years

I like being lactose intolerant, there’s always an easy way to self destruct if I want it

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@andreajin_

5 years

pls read my vice essay :) i miss my 12 chickens i had in china but canada is good i luv it

VICE Canada

@vicecanada

5 years

"I love and owe everything to my family, but when I decided to pursue stand-up as a career, the biggest pushback was from them."

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3 years

can we transition everything from zoom to phone call? i love a phone call, can unload the dishwasher

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@andreajin_

2 years

why do i, a 26 year old adult woman, always have a little bit of chocolate on my chin

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2 years

i hate sunny days i wish every day could just be an eternal winter

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@andreajin_

4 years

lmao just got an audition for asian girl who is “not unreal gorgeous, not basic either” i’m flattered :)

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@andreajin_

5 years

I immigrated to Canada 13 years ago and tonight I had 3 corn dogs for dinner, i’ve finally assimilated ^____^ also yum

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@andreajin_

4 years

one child policy robbed me of a sibling to gossip with 😤

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@andreajin_

4 years

told my grandma i was coming to visit her and she said “why?? you came yesterday! i need alone time to garden”

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@andreajin_

3 years

hanging out with my friends who don’t do standup and they think everything i say is a joke, no i really just wanna know what the time is

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@andreajin_

2 years

me watching back to the future: uhhh this is rick and morty wtf??????????????????????

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@andreajin_

5 years

told a guy asking me out i have a show every night this month and also i have a boyfriend of 3 yrs and he was like “ok what about this weekend”

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@andreajin_

5 years

i never thought racism would one day pressure me to stay healthy + not sneeze but here we are

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@andreajin_

4 years

when chrome deletes all my tabs it’s like lol um u think i can’t do it again? little bitch ass

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@andreajin_

3 years

met with a financial advisor & she said to not spend my entire paycheque on skincare products, i slapped her face and said “i don’t even fucking know who you are” the end

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@andreajin_

2 years

I know batman doesn’t kill ppl but I always get mad at him when he doesn’t, just do it one time maybe you’ll like it 🙄🙄🙄

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@andreajin_

4 years

watching IG stories on your laptop is a new high for procrastination & a new low for general life

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@andreajin_

2 years

every pair of scissors in my house is sticky bc i use them to cut open jello tubes

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@andreajin_

2 years

my comedy is for the girls and the chosen boys is what i’m learning through my tiktok comments loool and i love that for me

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@andreajin_

4 years

honestly so funny that oedipus fucked his mom

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3 years

every woman that’s ever given me a hair tie is my mom and i am their precious daughter

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2 years

me to ppl around me when i want instant noodles: …idk should i have instant noodles?? is that crazy?

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3 years

me 4 pages into a book: everyone should read books it’s so eye opening, so important, can’t believe some ppl burned these things they’re so dumb i hate them

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@andreajin_

4 years

my friend who looks like selena gomez keeps beating around the bush saying selena gomez is gorgeous. girl u can just say u are gorgeous, love urself

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@andreajin_

3 years

accidentally wearing a blazer at the bank, fuck, i want to change and wear a shirt that says fuck the bank

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@andreajin_

3 years

if you’re driving the aritzia cargo van, you’re not allowed to get mad at me for doing a 5 point turn, I’m your best customer

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@andreajin_

4 years

did some reading and very convinced that virus will die in the summer & then come back to kill us all in the fall, so let’s have the best summer of our lives y’all 😎😎

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@andreajin_

4 years

i get annoyed/jealous when my grandma talks to anyone who is not me in our family group chat

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@andreajin_

4 years

every day for 20 min i wrestle with the thought “should i turn to a life of crime” and then i eat lunch and get sleepy and that’s the end of that

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@andreajin_

3 years

did one audition in mandarin chinese and now i’m hooked. 给我个机会, 爸爸

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@andreajin_

3 years

been staying with my 22 yr old cousin, most of her problems are vape related

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4 years

my mom thinks i’m depressed bc i sit in the dark no bitch this is how i live i’m very happy

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4 years

i made a simple toast with butter this morning and my mom was genuinely surprised and said “wow i didn’t know you were this capable!” this is a wake up call

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@andreajin_

2 years

“a face only a mother could love” is such an underrated insult I like it

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@andreajin_

2 years

I love my therapist, she’s like jennifer melfi and yes I am tony soprano

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3 years

went to a restaurant i usually get take out from and thought “wow this is so much better live”

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@andreajin_

3 years

i wish i said “shut up bitch” to this lady on a bike who was rude but i didn’t. why do i always fuck up the things i care about the most

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@andreajin_

3 years

I wanna eat pastries but I don’t wanna celebrate christmas is where I am as a chinese canadian immigrant

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@andreajin_

4 years

every time i take 24 hrs to respond to an email: so sorry for the late response! I was kayaking in a river all day and did not see this until now.

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@andreajin_

4 years

the blonde pulling her eyes went the extra mile, she’s gonna be a star

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@angryasianman

4 years

I do not know.

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2 years

she’s a ten but she asks you to order her pizza hut online (these are all about my mom)

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5 years

watched crazy rich asians 4 times in the last 2 days to heal from a racist road gig

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2 years

me putting on a horrendous sex crime documentary before eating my little burrito 😋😋😋😋😋

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3 years

oh you’re baby?? well i’m stewie griffin ever heard of him?????

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2 years

don’t offer my dog a pupuccino bro

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@andreajin_

2 years

throwing out a bunch of spoiled food bc my fridge broke is sooooo against my chinese immigrant sensibilities i feel like i need to howl at the moon rn to feel better :(

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are u being super productive or are u normal

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