Amita @amitanatverlal Twitter profile

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Amita

@amitanatverlal

8 years

"Life is like riding a bicycle" but I can't keep moving because one of my bicycle tyres is punctured. :P

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Amita

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6 years

If spoiled milk can become paneer, then you my friend, can become anything.

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3 years

Feeling sad for Vamika. Of all the ways, her mother chose drama to reveal her face.

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4 years

Who is the opposite of One Direction? Answer: Disha Patani

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6 years

Yeah Facebook is cool but have you seen how complete strangers on Twitter make one another laugh no matter what they are going through.

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2 years

No natak November. Everyone behave ok.

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4 years

My body is like a temple. It accepts all kinds of Indian sweets.

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3 years

Angelina doesn't carry a handbag. She carries a Jholie.

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3 years

Shilpa Shetty to Raj: Ab society mai kya "position" reh gayi hamari?!

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3 years

The urge of Twitter users to open the app one last time before they go to bed.

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5 years

Accept your white hair greysfully.

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3 years

Tomorrow is June. So this month be like: May chali may chali...

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3 years

Tell me a bigger scam than “mai yu gaya aur yu aaya.”

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2 years

She irons her undies. Kya pagal'panty hai?!

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5 years

No dukh December. May everyone have a happy month.

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5 years

Who is a better dancer? Hrithik Roshan: Like Tiger Shroff: Retweet

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3 years

Aryan Khan's trip went from safar to suffer real quick.

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2 years

Ravana was a 10 but he stole somebody else's wife.

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2 years

English: Let’s go, Hima Hindi: Himachal

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2 years

The urge to sleep whole day on Sunday.

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2 years

Aloo bhujia is so addictive that you can't Sev it for later; need to eat the whole packet.

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4 years

Instead of garba, 2020 gave us ghabrahat.

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4 years

We don't sleep anymore. We just rest our eyes.

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2 years

Calm down subtitles, no need to say suspenseful music playing.

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4 years

Kitna bhi avoid karlo Bunty, Sunday ke baad Monday aata hi hai.

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2 years

The B in Brahmastra stands for baap re baap so many visual effects.

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2 years

People who don't take many pics of themselves, have a lot of self'ie control.

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3 years

Happiness is hearing your mom laugh at your joke.

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3 years

She married a younger guy from Kerala. Age was just a Nambiar.

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3 years

Stuck between "you live only once" and "jaisa chal raha hai waisa chalne dein".

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5 years

When you go to the temple with your mother, you show your God to the statues.

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5 years

[During a crisis or emergency] No one: Sikh community: Offers free food and drinking water.

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3 years

Manifesting zero covid cases in the world.

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4 years

Life is too short to argue with Internet strangers.

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5 years

Love your parents. One day, they will get so busy using social media apps that they might start ignoring you.

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6 years

Auto rickshaw rides in India are great for my soul but not good for my boobs.

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3 years

Indians don't cry over spoiled milk because they can make paneer out of it.

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3 years

No nakhre November. Everyone behave, ok.

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4 years

The struggle to stay positive every day is real.

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3 years

Made a pun on Briyani. But people said there was no Dum in it.

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4 years

The sexual tension between you and someone who is wearing a nice perfume.

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6 years

Every Monday, I observe Somwar ka wrath.

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4 years

Let's normalize not asking people about their weekend plans because not everyone has a life.

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2 years

kaju katli is so thin. It should be called kaju patli.

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4 years

Some people use Twitter to de-stress. Don't ruin their moments.

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3 years

What did one snake ask the other snake? Hey, what's Saap?

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2 years

Bhaiya ek plate weekend lagana, aur woh bhi lamba wala.

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4 years

All of us have a past but Italians have pasta.

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3 years

Being able to control your pee is a kind of susupower.

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3 years

Ranbir Kapoor glows differently when he eats dal bhatt.

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4 years

Shortest motivational word: Try

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4 years

Carmasutra - the act of making love in a car.

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4 years

Half of your dreams can come true if you have family support.

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5 years

Just like today's date, I hope our mental health is also a 10/10 some day.

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4 years

Surround yourself with people who ask "how are you?"

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4 years

Blessed are those who can play at least one musical instrument.

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3 years

Dear "ok", thank you for being there when I had nothing else to say.

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2 years

Some of you have healthy hair and it shows in your DP.

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3 years

New month. Don't rush through anything. Take 1 Sept at a time.

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3 years

People who overwork, please kaam down.

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4 years

Don't stop smiling just because you have to wear a mask now.

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3 years

Wanna hear a joke about vacuum cleaners? Never mind, it sucks.

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3 years

Vicky Kaushal to his wedding guests after they have eaten dinner: "How's the gosht?"

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@amitanatverlal

4 years

Enjoy Twitter but don't get too attached to it. - Buddha

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3 years

What show do spiders like to watch? Ans: Web series.

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4 years

English: Bring the sushi Hindi: Sushila

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3 years

Me to the vegetable: Tum a-maize-ing ho. Vegetable: Corn main?

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6 years

It's ok, elevator. I too go through many ups and downs in my life.

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6 years

Yeah I'm single but that doesn't mean you should suggest me to Marry Christmas.

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3 years

DM stands for 'Desperate Men".

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2 years

It's all fun and games for Amitabh Bachchan on KBC until a female contestant on the hot seat is named Rekha.

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2 years

Home is where you are served two chappatis when you only asked for one.

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3 years

It's okay, dahi. I get yog'hurt too.

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3 years

Salman Khan's loss is someone else's Vick-tory.

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3 years

Everyday is Mummy's Day in Egypt.

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5 years

To me, consent is also needed when a relative adds you to the family WhatsApp group.

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3 years

She shared her jaggery with her neighbour out of gud-will.

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4 years

Maturity is to stop playing the blame game.

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5 years

If you love someone, let them nap on Sunday.

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4 years

Every girl sounds like Rani Mukerji when she has a sore throat.

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3 years

Why was the tree feeling sad? Because everyone leaves.

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4 years

No nazar November. Wishing you and me a nice month ahead.

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3 years

Arijit has a melodious voice. Feels like he was born to Singh.

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3 years

Forcing someone to smile on Monday morning is not funny.

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6 years

I wanna be as confident as Indians crossing a very, very, very busy road.

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3 years

The bat that carried the corona virus has really turned our lives "upside down".

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3 years

Vicky-Kat is having a winter wedding. No wonder the rules for guests are so cold.

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3 years

One minute of silence for all the dupattas that didn’t get stuck into some cute guy’s shirt or watch.

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4 years

Typing... Typing... Typing... "Ok" WhatsApp employees:

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5 years

Every day can be Navratri for you if you are a vegetarian.

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4 years

The Suez Canal crisis is over. Ships be like "Water huge relief!"

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3 years

She lost her laptop and started crying. Bahut Asu-s gire.

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6 years

Divided by jobs, united by the question "Is it Friday yet?"

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2 years

The d in dandiya nights stands for dating opportunities.

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4 years

Nothing tests your patience like Youtube ads which you cannot skip.

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5 years

Roses are red. Birds can fly. Monday is here. I wanna cry.

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3 years

When Sonam Kapoor is about to give her opinion on something. Her dad:

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4 years

Health tip: Don't think too much.

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5 years

If you write congratulations instead of congo, we can be friends.

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4 years

Being funny and not being on Twitter is such a waste.

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