all this for a man who looks like a rabid dog who’d bite and tear the flesh from your skin because he wanted attention. all for a man who said HE DONT LIKE U!!
ethan forced chad to memorize the dance and song so they could perform it in the privacy of their dorm room (they tripped over the furniture countless times)
jack champion i NEED to shove you inside of a croissant and wrap you in a blanket of cheese and ham and put you in the oven at 350 degrees fahrenheight for 15 minutes or until fully baked
did y’all forget that they did this with Drew fucking Barrymore like y’all saw samara in the cast list that had to have told you she was dead in the first 10 minutes let’s not lie. this was expected
i want to shove him in the microwave and watch as he spins around and tries to run against the spinning like he’s on a hamster wheel and smile as he bangs on the door begging to be let out until he shrivels up like a microwaved doritos bag so i can put him in my pocket forever
doggy, missionary, spooning, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, lotus, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in the theater, in the jungle, in the hunger games, on a kitchen counter
this video reminds me of when people would say “if you change what word you emphasize in a sentence it changes the meaning” and i imagine he’s like trying it out with the sentence “i had econ”
please do us all a favor and go outside. touch the dewey green grass and feel the rich soil at your fingertips. feel the humid spring air against your skin. admire the array of flowers as they bloom. feel the sunshine rays lapping up onto your skin like the waves on a beach.
i need to eat sam winchester not in a sexual way but just in a caring act of love way like i need to slurp him up entirely like that one mileena mortal kombat fatality or kirby it’s a visceral need
if ur tweeting about your interests or fav celebrities then ur sick and ur the problem. there’s other times for that and this is clearly not the fucking time. stop ignoring genocide
"i hate cloud strife" i say, and then i trip and fall to the ground. dozens of photos spill from my pockets, all revealing cloud strife. i panic. "this isn't what it looks like," i say, frantically scooping up all the pictures. "these aren't mine i swear" more photos fall.
he was just having a “feeling silly” event (serial murder, aggravated assault, terrorism, conspiracy, vandalism, stalking, torture, theft, sabotage, abuse, aiding and abetting, fraud, incrimination, mutilation, corruption, assault)
i hope i don't sound crazy when i say that i don't think pedro pascal should ever win an emmy for tlou because andrew lincoln never even got nominated for one
@sapphicleon
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE EVERYTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THE RESIDENT EVIL FANBASE, EVERY FANBASE ACTUALLY! ALWAYS SAYING THESE CHARACTERS ARE LESBIAN OR FUCKING BI WHEN THEY'RE NOT! STOP PUSHING THIS STUPID ASS LIBERAL AGENDA!
people saying that a man can’t be a dilf because he’s in his late 20s have no imagination. put me in a room with him for 10 minutes he’ll come out pregnant whether he’s 28 or not