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2 years

@BeardedGenius @joelycett Kuenssberg not having a clue how to handle the situation because he’s technically not saying anything she can editorially disagree with is just superb.

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@JimMFelton Just a really shit Craig David

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@JimMFelton It’s literally a dog nappy. He’s wearing a dog nappy.

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@NBAMemes

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@Otto_English Downward facing Mogg

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@williamlegate Another one bites the dust might be better.

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@JimMFelton Molotov oxtail

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4 years

@sarahcpr I want to know what this person is doing now.

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2 years

@JimMFelton Okay but until we know how this is also Meghan’s fault, how can their readers sleep?

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2 years

@NoContextBrits I think it might actually definitely be this

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3 years

@FootballCliches Lost the dressing room

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3 years

@JimMFelton Too busy shagging

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@jlsearle89

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@JimMFelton

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3 years

@PippaCrerar Clap the NHS Thursdays. Wine Time Fridays.

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3 years

@BeardedGenius Still my favourite ever apology

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2 years

@PippaCrerar Lol that he actually says it. Thought you were just doing a funny caption.

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3 years

@nocontextfooty (But if you want go buy it it’s just £29.99 a month)

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4 years

@James_Dart @JamesHorncastle Federer, Djokovic and Nadal nodding in agreement

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3 years

@JimMFelton The Prime Minister and his staff

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2 years

@TennisPodcast An already eliminated player should be selected at random and he plays the match in a mask and disguise, only revealing his identity if he wins. But, if Kyrgios can figure out who it is before the end of the warm up he’s awarded a set. I am semi serious.

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4 years

@ESPNFC It says tit

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1 year

@FootballCliches Thankfully Dwight McNeill has at least another three instantly forgettable spells at bottom half clubs left in his Premier League career.

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3 years

@BeardedGenius Ajax should just say it’s a gambling company logo and it’ll all be fine.

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2 years

@JimMFelton Show me where in the rules it says that’s not allowed.

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@JeremyClarkson @IanWright0

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Parallel barking

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1 year

@FootballCliches Not really an audio feature but why do the National Association of Funeral Directors feel like they’ve won at least two pre-war FA Cups? Are there other organisations with badges that are very very footbally

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3 years

@JimMFelton People might never grow up to have an “incredible” collection of twelve books

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4 years

@JimMFelton This is how he listens to people disagreeing with him and challenging him. Perfectly normal and not at all snowflakey.

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2 years

@BeardedGenius @joelycett “Fair play to Janet”, by the way.

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3 years

@mrjamesob “Life was better when we were at war” is a genuine belief for these people

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@NoContextBrits

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@mrjamesob @afneil And former flagship presenter of the rabidly right-wing, pro-Brexit GB News, albeit briefly, don’t forget

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4 years

@JimMFelton *Something about him still causing car crashes*. Can’t be arsed figuring out how to word it.

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@BeardedGenius

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3 years

@JimMFelton

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4 years

@JimMFelton I’ve begrudged medicine ever since they stopped giving me the banana flavoured stuff.

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4 years

@EmmaKennedy Reeks of a PR stunt. Maybe I’m cynical (twitter and the royal family’s fault) but I just don’t see her being there if this was a week ago.

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2 years

@fesshole If you washed your feet every time he ate pork scratchings you’d be a happier and better person

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3 years

@FootballCliches Now TV refusing to engage in Super Sunday hype by giving us just the facts.

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5 years

@mrjamesob Pascal Lamy wasn’t a mother though.

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3 years

@andy_murray Andy, please stop giving him the attention he craves. He literally isn’t worth it.

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1 year

@mrjamesob The Tories are blaming Putin, genuinely. And to be fair he has been kind of distracted for this one in comparison to all the previous ones he interfered in.

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2 years

@mrjamesob Coming over here, boosting our growth

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@PippaCrerar Dorries is taking it well then

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1 year

@TennisPodcast This should happen every time he walks in a room

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3 years

@James_Dart That’s dressage

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3 years

@JimMFelton If he gives up his titles people will definitely get off their back and leave them alone without criticising them ever again. Definitely.

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2 years

@fesshole

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3 years

@PoliticsJOE_UK @mrjamesob So basically criticising her by using factual statements is sexist but the insults she makes are all justified because she has to preempt completely imaginary abuse assertively. Right then

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@MichaelRGoodmn @GrieveWatch This is how young children are led to believe that the royals are so important. The whole purpose of this long mourning period is a power play. It’s a message. And the most impressionable people buy into it.

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5 years

@FortWilliamFC @stu_fraser That last line is just...

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2 years

@JimMFelton I’ve got a pen and a notepad in my kitchen drawer. Should I burn it before the police raid my house or will I get in more trouble for destroying potential hypothetical evidence?

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2 years

@nocontextfooty

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3 years

@Otto_English Not heard ‘Fabricunt’ before. I like it!

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2 years

@PippaCrerar @david_conn She’s a crook and it should be paid back. At the very least.

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3 years

@JimMFelton Hopefully supermarkets will keep a mask rule. All the anti-maskers refuse to shop for food and end up eating each other. Could be our way out of this pandemic.

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3 years

@piersmorgan @naomiosaka You’ve completely missed the point. Never miss a chance to go after a young successful woman though, do you.

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@amigatehouse

4 years

@JimMFelton Could we borrow a body language expert from the Mail or Express to do Piers Morgan?

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4 years

@mrjamesob Priti Patel was very quick to tweet about protests in Bristol and Clapham Common. I wonder what’s different this time

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@amigatehouse

3 years

@BeardedGenius More like BARnardo Silva

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2 years

@fesshole There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who you would suspect might wank in a sink and those you’d never suspect would wank in a sink. Innocent or not, you’re a person that people suspect would wank in a sink.

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2 years

@PippaCrerar The fact that she thinks he’s more important than addressing parliament tells you everything

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4 years

@JimMFelton It’s almost as if her opinions change depending on what the person paying her to have them wants her to say at any particular moment.

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3 years

@BeardedGenius Bruges defenders

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4 years

@JimMFelton It’s “Worcestershire” sauce. Why does he hate the UK? 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

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3 years

@JimMFelton The guy at the back is all of us

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@fesshole Should have lied, said you won £2k, spent it all selflessly and received the love and adoration while pensioning the 98k

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3 years

@BeardedGenius The number of people that would have had to pass through from design to creation to seeing the light of day. Staggering.

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3 years

@FootballRamble @HarryMaguire93 The beautiful game.

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3 years

@nocontextfooty 6/10 attempt

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3 years

@JimMFelton I’m no criminal masterminds but isn’t it a bit thick to film yourself practicing how to cover up a crime or a these geniuses just operating at a higher level that I don’t understand?

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2 years

@mrjamesob @maitlis She’s spot on but also very late. Journalists should be doing this in real time and putting their profession first more often. Only journalists can save journalism.

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3 years

@emmavj @JimMFelton

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2 years

@BeardedGenius Presumably she tried asking all the Glaswegians with photographs taken in the 80s to just share them with her and they all told her to fuck off

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1 year

@TennisPodcast Disqualifying somebody for that is ridiculous

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3 years

@andy_murray Yes! He has no need to be there and nothing left to prove but he still wants it.

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4 years

@mrjamesob He looks like a Jesse’s Diets sketch

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2 years

@FootballCliches Rodgers watches on admiring their character

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3 years

@stu_fraser

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4 years

@JimMFelton She’s also scored double figures for Man Utd this season. Impressive.

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3 years

@TennisPodcast That ending one season with Davis Cup and then starting the next with ATP Cup is stupid.

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3 years

@DPMcBride @JolyonMaugham This just makes me assume there were definitely sex workers and drugs there now

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2 years

@fesshole Unless you’re embarrassingly overweight and worried they’d think it couldn’t support you, I can’t think why anybody wouldn’t immediately complain and get a new room and possibly an upgrade

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2 years

@JimMFelton So do I blow dry my hair at my desk or in meetings where we can pass it around and share?

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3 years

@WTA @SpursOfficial @EmmaRaducanu Oh no

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3 years

@JimMFelton He knows that if a picture of him looking wacky goes viral, a video of him looking incompetent on Marr might slip under the radar.

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4 years

@FootballCliches I really want to see Neil Warnock screaming “where’d you get a quartet from?” at a fourth official now.

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2 years

@IanMurrayMP @SunApology Film it

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2 years

@JonnyGabriel Same kind of people who know for sure that Guardiola wouldn’t get a side out of the Championship

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@NoContextBrits

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2 years

@TennisPodcast Arguably not even the coolest this year.

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2 years

@Super70sSports Sweet Caroline

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4 years

@JimMFelton Harry should wear a Captain America costume just for shits and giggles

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@amigatehouse

3 years

@JimMFelton Floatering voters

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1 year

@fesshole Worked with a genius who pretended to live in a remote village on a tricky train timetable so she’d never have to stay out for more than one at work events. Always got loads of credit if she said ‘go on then’ and stretched it to a second drink. She lived on my street in Vauxhall.

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@TennisPodcast “You go to your place”

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2 years

@FootballCliches “Two men alongside me who didn’t have a break but look like they might need one, Alan Shearer and Ian Wright” **Wright laughter and Shearer feigns grumbling in the background** “But first we’re at Villa Park where…”

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@JimMFelton On the flip side, if 59% of my company didn’t give a shit how competent I was or how I behaved….

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