𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫 @alyxiaBewbs Twitter profile

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

CASUALRAD 💥🌐

@CASUALRAD

1 year

idgaf about an iconic drawing I want to know what piece you're the most proud of, personally, no imaginary website numbers involved

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@kafkashoress you're going on dates but haven't defined the relationship beyond that yet. I would say if you want to define it you should say so.

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@tyler02020202 I'm gonna start posting this type of tweet but with weirder and weirder descriptions and see how many of them end up being real people

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

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I've been getting really into placebos lately or at least I think i have

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@The_Cytherean it's dangerous to go alone, take this

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@tyler02020202 it's bc we're all on ssri's

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

@whotfisjovana the world after you have two (2) fun little drinks

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@tyler02020202 same energy

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@hanfjob to the person reading this: just know that your soul and heart are beautiful and I know things are hard right now but you are strong and brave and you deserve good things and good will come to you if you persist. don't give up, my love. I believe in you.

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

4 months

I am normal and can be trusted with interpersonal relationships

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@tyler02020202 I have adhd and was not planning to vote but then my friend took me with her so I did it, so the secret is to just take us with you

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

nothing has ever thrown me for such a loop

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

me when I fucking GET YOU

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1 year

turtle slap

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

girl who describes being horny as having the zoomies

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

aly posted these and deactivated does anyone have any way to reach her? it looks like she deactivated her ig as well

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@TrevShhh it took me a whole minute to figure out her tattoo didn't say LASS

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

19 days

I'm a girl

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@devoidgirl the developer let his son beta test that patch but it didn't go over well

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@The_Cytherean I've been waiting for a chance to use these ones

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

okay here's mine

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@BowTiedRanger idky but I feel like this is a useful image to have saved

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@naar0k this is how I'm starting all conversations from now on

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

10 months

easily the worst thing I have ever concocted

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

9 months

me: I just feel like my family never loved me, just some imaginary version of me they made up in their minds, y'know? decaying flesh husk dripping rancid bile from my ceiling: there's so much to love about you, you gotta let go of that need for acceptance. can we makeout now?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

@ShitpostBot5000 the illusion of choice

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

@brujabitchh I also recently learned of something called moral perfectionism where any mistake can make us feel like our entire existence is tarnished like nothing good we have done counts anymore, and that's a big part of why we can get so defensive when we're misunderstood.

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@halomancer1 @NovaMorphine this kind of makes it seem like the person with the checkmark is the one pointing/laughing

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

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@skatie420

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

4 months

@whotfisjovana @equine__dentist THEN WHO WAS PHONE??

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I'm pretty gross and weird and obnoxious but I think I'm also fun and cute and full of love and I think that mostly outweighs the bad stuff

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

11 months

I might make one of these every day and I encourage you all to do the same

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

getting a tramp stamp that says kony 2012

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

honey mustard ravioli

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

8 months

if you haven't heard music I really recommend it

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

tweeting "who want me" and blocking everyone who says "me"

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I have no cunt, and I must serve

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

11 months

it's alsways one nor the othe

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

do you like silly girls, playboy?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

3 months

I need everyone to see what my timeline just did

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

3 months

they're doing this to me tomorrow

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@PerfectlyWeird

3 months

Feeding barrels to the *nom*nom*nom* machine looks satisfying

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

we had a slutty cleaning party today and then played dnd and I just think it's really neat that I finally live with people who understand me and want to have fun and be free without making it weird. I genuinely feel like I'm living my best life.

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

11 months

getting a Dr's note to require my boss to tell me she doesn't hate me after every interaction

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

how's this make u feel white boy

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

9 months

mutual monday: do you believe in me?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@poopswag34 it's the connection to another soul

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

babe I'm cold, would you mind throwing another fire react on the chat?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

hey guys how long is a dark night of the soul supposed to last usually?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I'm coming out as a member of the horse cult

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

11 months

@_weedspagon_ @esiotrot54 @RMTunion @ASLEFunion based Harry supporting unions

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

10 months

I tried to bring something fine into your ugly world if you even care

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

oh god oh fuck

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

mutual friday: what's wrong with me?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

is Thicc Thigh Thursday a thing? can we make it a thing?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I've repressed emotions most people couldn't even imagine

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

the existence of gamestop implies the existence of gamesbottom

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

9 months

🎶can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars🎵

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@dremoeh 🤔🤔🤔

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

keep your friends close and your enemies clothes

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

10 months

what's it like to be in love

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

wutual wednesday: are you mad at me? if you don't answer it means yes

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 month

my girlfriend: *proposes to me* me: this is engagement bait

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

if someone has the same name as you, you're legally required to determine which of you is good and which is evil, and you have to have your findings notarized and filed with the state

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

9 months

advertise your account with one image

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@creamieclown

11 months

advertise your account with one image

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

getting drunk on dharma initiative beer and beating my wife who is a ghost

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I'm passing away from lack of kisses

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

most employable bitch at the rave

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

8 months

spending $21,463.00 at mcdonalds

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@Madeline_McCant @bambooney they don't want women to go to college

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

@coolmathgame_ me: [seeing a baby] oh my god he’s so cute what’s his name mother: Mordecai me: [my entire demeanor changes, i’m suddenly very pissed off, I turn red] HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP THIS PARK OR HE'S FIRED

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

10 months

does anyone know when the pain is supposed to stop?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

i can feel you thinking about me

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

alicetrijjet • commissions open

@alicetrijjet

1 year

how do you serve cunt in a silly way?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

thanks for 100 follows! I haven't had a chance to take a fresh tit pic so have an old one instead 😘

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

tricking myself into better habits by telling myself I'm committing to the bit

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I can't wait to see who you become when you're no longer afraid

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

they should make a chuck e cheese I can smoke weed in

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

putting the customer on hold so I can weep

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I am exclusively attracted to annoying women

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

4 months

today is agreat day to remember familty

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

is it really possible for a Spotify girl and a youtube music girl to be in a relationship?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

6 months

sucking his dick so hard that when I pull back it's just a fish skeleton

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

almost forgot the sprinkles!

𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

do yall pour your milk in before or after the cheeze its?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

committing crime keeps me young

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

10 months

maraschino onions

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 month

mutual monday: what do you fucking want from me

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

squirting potion

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

2 years

being burned at the stake for having a good time on twitter dot com

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

just deleted everyone with an a in their name so if you're still here and your name has an a in it then you're wrong, that's not your real name

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

I have a theory that if you're in someone's twitter circle you're definitely not their crush

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

5 months

they should make cars that can feel pain

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

9 months

clocking in for another shift at the unconditional love factory

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 month

can I come over and have a bad time and want to leave?

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

7 months

I moan every time anyone likes my tweets

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

1 year

roast beef a la mode

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𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕝𝕪 🚫🚗🚫

@alyxiaBewbs

7 months

last selfie

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