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@somedanielguy If it ain’t one thing it’s another

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1 year

The best recap of the boat fight lol

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5 months

@tonestirade Say thank you?

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@MoMelaninMoPrbz By the mouth!

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5 months

@dylandept I can’t believe you had this screenshot on your phone at any point ever in life lmao😂😂😂crazy

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3 years

@FUCCl 2007 was not having it lol little did they know

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6 months

@d_la_reina Right lmao he got 17 years on her id hope he’d be in a better place financially

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6 months

@faiygo_ He is sooo Herbert now

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

21 can you do sum for me😋🤭

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

@ynicjg I have such a disdain for huaraches now because of how they were done but sometimes I reminisce on how they felt 😂😂 the best throw on and go shoes ever lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Madlyn sucks lmao she’s drunk off her ass the whole time on the ultimatum

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4 months

@_iMarriedPrince Right cause that’s not even how it’s done lmao

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alyssa

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6 months

@deanzrebel You could mount it with 3M tape lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@CHXXNYE_ “I don’t care”

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@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@expectopatr0n @Im_0n1 This happened to my friend rent was $2600 and no ice maker lmao PLEASE

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

@thereisnojayjay Woulda had me too

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5 months

@Oilfield_Rando Girl I ain’t even staying in a tent camping lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Lmao me and who

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@thandoau Annddd you will still lose weight but not from the right places and cortisol messes with the way your belly is shaped. You gonna lose fullness in your hair too

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1 year

@kemimarie

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

@AlexGodofsky @Patricia_Ann_E @ouranometrian2 Will try tomorrow🫡

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

Girl I’m trynna be a good person but Oltorf. I got him unstuck from between the fence 2 times lol number 3 is on him

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I ruined the most titty-est shirt with soy sauce tonight there’s no hiding it…I tried. rest in power🤍🤍 also I love sake it’s cute and aggressive like me lmao🫠

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

The hdmi guy is not the dumbest in the situation tho lol just to clarify

aisha

@aishakaee

5 months

just dumb and dumber 😩

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6 months

@_PhallonX0X0 I can’t tell what the weather is lol they all dressed different

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

Found a broken Apple Pencil on the way to get tacos and the pawn shop bought it for $20. I’ll how y’all do that 9-5 shit

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3 months

@lilrocketnasa @Im_0n1 @MeekMill This so Ricky Ross bm coded

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Kickboxing bbl lol and the pants are the cherry on top 🤌🏼

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I love going on walks at night lmao I feel like I’m in Gotham

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

6 years

I’m not even myself I don’t even being doing shit I like anymore it’s so weird

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

At the pool gossiping with the girls lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

9 months

When you see me in target looking for giant googly eyes don’t say nothing lol

Michi de Pueblo

@michi_depueblo

10 months

Ideas de disfraz para chicas para este Halloween.

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Anyway I’m out here cooking again

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@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@_itsdricka @somedanielguy Like? Then what if something actually comes out I’ll never feel clean again😂

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@alyssaialyssa

2 years

before drinks vs after drinks

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

@m_booker1 A TikTok

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

You might need to step softer actually

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@DevMinix

3 years

tears ACL twice in the same year* Alexa play step harder by yungeen ace

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

Lmao 👀 the fact that students weren’t allowed to collect money off themselves before is criminal especially with these numbers

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@On3sports

1 year

LSU's Angel Reese now has an On3 NIL Valuation of $1.3M🤯 She has gained over 2 million followers across her social media platforms since the beginning of March Madness📈 Reese is now the highest projected earner in all of Women's College Basketball💰

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Blue looks best on me lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

@ynicjg And let’s not forget fighting in huaraches?? My god I felt like Wonder Woman

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 years

Sooo no ice

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5 years

an eye opener.

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@alyssaialyssa

2 years

2nd glass of wine and I’m about to be on someone’s voicemail like

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Woke up to the Uber eats I forgot I ordered

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

The kids at work do not let up 100 degrees or not always on go. I’ll be in the restroom hiding like ebony on players club just trynna catch my breath and here they come knocking talking about “ms.Alyssa do you like Pizza Hut or dominos”. Ms.Alyssa’s big ass is about to pass out

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

My most cooked moments in June from ig brought to twitter. No filters this year lol love or hate me (preferably hate me) lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Jeleel lol I was ready to jump off something too

Rolling Loud

@RollingLoud

2 years

To everyone who came to RL SXSW this weekend, which new artists did we put you on? 🙏

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I had one drive into the side of my car in spm and act like I hit him and he was going nuts. I got out and I was like “chuy? Bitch I know that’s not u! Wyd this far south” and my grandmas neighborhood crackhead got up and said “hey mija I’m trynna get these white folk I’m sorry”

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@BADxDC

2 years

These homeless ppl do not be crazy. This dude tried to run me over on his bike today & play crazy. Had to get on his ass he smartened up fast af

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

This one didn’t make the cut but got damn lol

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@alyssaialyssa

2 years

My dogs view when I’m home alone off the wine

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

My family after they see me out actin an ass lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

I am so toasted I want a happy meal and sleep

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I don’t nothing about angel numbers or zodiac I pretty much make my own shit up. Lol I always 4:44 and I’m like “yes jay z would approve of what I’m doing in the moment” 222 I’ll be like “I’m 2 good”. 555 to means go ahead and buy it god got 5 on it I’ll make it back anyway

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

“Meet me ouside” lol girl she met you INside

Amanda

@AmanduhNiks

3 years

This lady walks in and starts yelling at the employee for making her food wrong, then throws sauce at the employee… so this it what it led to 💀 Bro Lodi has some shitty ppl

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

Proud to announce my face hives are gone from the allergic reaction lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

9 months

Big tits deserve representation too smh

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@Zvbear

9 months

Sydney Sweeney might be the worst Spider-Woman cause how she gonna keep her identity secret with those Bazookas

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I made breakfast tacos and some for later and I ate laters too

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Whole time the “opps” in question is just his girlfriend lol

Raphousetv (RHTV)

@raphousetv2

2 years

Bro thought that the Opps would Spin him ,homies wearing a whole Shiesty mask inside the restaurant with his date🥴🍽️

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

Damn we can’t get no morning breeze no night time breeze no nothing just heat

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

Went blonde lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

9 months

I got drunk and pissed everyone off lmfao omgggg

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I also hate when people say Vegas isn’t that fun lmao well what were you doing?? It’s a whole city of people on fuck shit at the same time it was so fun I slept like 10 hours in a span of 7 days and felt great

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

8 hours later I finally finished putting my new desk together lol I quit like 6 times. Now for a good night rest after a day of manual labor

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Jacquees is making an album executively produced by fuckin FUTURE? Then a couple days later asa drops? I’m gonna cream my jeans this December

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@hotpriestt girl JAIL

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Take me back to Austin right neow

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Living alone is wild lol I just be moving from couch to couch to floor to desk chair to bed and all over again 😂 and honey is right there with me

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Very off topic but I have the same mattress lol do you feel like it’s too soft? It kinda kills my back lmao I need to know I’m not alone

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

That’s what we trynna say lmao

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

It’s disgusting outside

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 years

lmfaooo income tax and my check. U poors better not touch or contact me.

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

My dog just ate a squirrel at Starbucks I’m so fuckin embarrassed

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

3 years

These are so cute I may never wear them lol

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 months

You see who it is don’t play

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@taybskiii

5 months

who tf is this callin my momma phone…..

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I used to do double dates with tiff and dame now we just a thruple:/ but my shoes are cute they remind me of my birthday

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

Lmao when I start drinking one of my eyes starts going down like Forrest

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2 years

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Well does it look like he was left off bad n boujee

Dobson 🦋

@ByDobson

2 years

Last night 50 Cent played Bad and Boujee as a tribute to Takeoff, you heard that right, Bad and Boujee 🤦‍♂️

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Out of all the women who sell sex why not just get one of them so y’all on the same page lol

Make Oxtail Cheap Again

@simsimmaaz

2 years

Acting like this over sex is so weird to me. Someone not wanting to sleep with you should get nothing more than an "okay" response. It's just...not that serious.

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

6 months

I clicked off that mariah the scientist jail call immediately cause who am I to judge lol no one

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Yeaaaa lol he did that shit.

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@XXL

2 years

Tory Lanez arrived at court with his son, who isn't involved in the trial

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I’m going through Vegas pics still and wow so much trust in such a little string lmao I do shit like this and wonder why i go through so many phones

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

10 months

I do date me lol

Icy

@whereicy

10 months

Would YOU date YOU?

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Baby I woulda kept drankin

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 years

Actor Matthew Perry best known for his role in the sitcom “Friends” says he spent $9 Million to get sober 😳🤯

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

the center is hollow so all the liquid can fit into the nipple area when it’s upside down lol

Jameca 💜

@Jameca2011

2 years

Still to this day.. I wonder how this even works

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

6 years

I’ll run away from this bitch and never come back if I could

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@alyssaialyssa

6 months

@abike1999 They get to know em😂

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

The exception and the rule. I’m this close to hopping off socials 🙃

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

1 year

I make mistakes but I always own them so you can’t make me feel no way bout myself. I’m an unconditional lover in any relationship friends lover family all dat…so me and anyone is always good long as you being real with yourself too. I’m me. Either way it go.

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

You live and you learn lol anyway I need to know if you drink cow milk or not

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

11 months

Who’s teeth does she have on😂😂😂😂

No Jumper

@nojumper

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Doja Cat showing off her dance move 👀

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@alyssaialyssa

3 years

BING BOnG

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

4 months

@StfuAndListenHo They giving her money every time lol if I had enough tiktok followers to go live I would sell out too

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

4 months

I love Mariah the scientist I wanna fight too idc if she was wrong. All her clones need to ride at dawn

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

5 years

I wanna go do fun shit but I have an essay due today

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Very thankful for curbside but relax on slamming the trunk lmao

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

Bow

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alyssa

@alyssaialyssa

2 years

I be offering to go to 7/11 for my neighbor cause he’s old and he always asking for some outlandish shit like why do you need a 4loko, a steel reserve, blacks, and Newports? I mean it’s his money but the 7/11 people looking at ME crazy lol

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