🧚🏿‍♀️ @expectopatr0n Twitter profile

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Me ginger ale is good as hell, sick or not

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3 months

not you went on a date w mr.krabs lmao

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3 months

A coin fell out his pocket and he chased it, that was the last time he saw me 😕

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Ngl we didn’t need a doctor that’s this stupid anyway so it was probably for the best

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3 years

Look at my gallery wall coming along guys

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2 years

She ran that telfar into ground fr that’s not normal wear and tear. She must’ve been tying it to her exhaust pipe for the last 4 yrs

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@expectopatr0n

4 months

They put in a 300 stainless steel refrigerator now it’s ✨luxury ✨

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4 months

These Apartments be using the word “Luxury” to loosely.

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@expectopatr0n

3 years

Imagine a movie getting made about your dad being amazing only for it to come out he was a dead beat to 6 other kids

Here Is My Handle

@HereIsMySpout

3 years

Serena Williams’ half-sister reveals how dad ‘left mum to bring up six kids alone’ but would 'love to meet' her siblings

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@expectopatr0n

3 months

Love when life confirms a hard decision was the right one

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Terrence J is a fucking clown, and I don’t understand that envy behind the Wayans success at all. Literally no other race gets shitted on for nepotism at any level. Why wouldn’t your family help you if they could?

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4 years

Lauryn Hill at home looking at us get mad at Jill and Erykah being late

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@expectopatr0n

3 months

As a visual learner, I really believe I can do literally anything after watching someone else do it. If there was a YouTube video for open heart surgery I just might try it

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1 year

They’re showing exactly why they lost business in the first place bc what the hell is 10-30% for a store closing sale

something something, esq.

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1 year

Bed Bath & Beyond is liquidating 👀👀👀👀👀. They ain’t desperate enough yet though. I need everything to be 70-90% off.

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5 years

@MiamiBud2 @stopchrissy Mmmhmm *writes twitter handle down*

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3 years

My living room is really so cute so far

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@expectopatr0n

5 years

Women generally spend a lot more time preserving feelings and egos

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@EliSeeney

5 years

Did you know it’s been proven women lie more than men? Almost twice as much?

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2 years

February I think ima just shut up and see where that takes me

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5 years

@tiffany_lenice My thing is, wtf were people who knew her in real life thinking when they saw this

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5 years

@indigogloves @jo___deci Song would’ve been better with SZA Ari Lennox or Summer Walker anyways

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3 years

@brwnrkz Man literally left that lady with a whole litter of kids only to then make MORE and devote his life to their success. I’d be sick af

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5 years

@_ChanelMichelle @embracinghoney I keep saying no but ima watch his crazy ass for another season

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5 months

Accidentally wore my in the house flip flops outside the house

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

This is what I thought of seeing Kim and Kourtney fight

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

The funniest thing about all this w SK is the emphasis they put on the cultural differences between him and Raven, even going as far as acting like it would be difficult for him to be with a woman who wasn’t Nigerian when he really was out here with a whole yakubian

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2 years

My bad *he

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Offset cheats on his wife and gets a car like every year. If I were him, I wouldn’t stop either

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Gimme My Theme Music ❗️

@micahthatman

4 years

Show me the best pics you’ve taken since COVID hit the fan

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

@tinnkky And if they are moving, it’s not in the same direction

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@expectopatr0n

3 years

How you 29 and need to be told not to say some shit like people living with HIV are junkies and nasty? In front of a big ass crowd and several cameras??

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

Before you fix your thumbs to give me an unsolicited lecture about the history of vegan leather, pls consider the fact that I know and this is a joke 🙄

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4 months

Now everybody is an architect/bridge builder, city planner, physicist

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@expectopatr0n

1 year

This celebrity look alike thread is showing how distorted some ppls perception of themselves is and it’s kind of interesting tbh bc how are you seeing that

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1 year

“I respect it” - me not respecting it

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

@HerPleasurNPain @DailyLoud You don’t think he would tell them in advance what the plan is and is it hard to believe there are ppl who would want to be apart of this? Like let’s put our thinking caps on

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@CindyHarriman @terrycrews

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@expectopatr0n

3 years

@DamsonIdris If we start now I’ll be able to celebrate next year

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@expectopatr0n

5 months

Time is fake as hell bc the whole concept of leap year is unserious

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5 years

@charlee_buns This exactly why forever21 ass goin bankrupt

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5 years

@909_raquel

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

I just wanted to show my hair

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

I hate when older women do that “when I was your age” shit. Yes, at my age you were a maid doing maid shit and you think I’m lazy and behind bc I don’t.

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@expectopatr0n

1 year

Been tracking my moods and habits the last 2 months and apparently I’m guaranteed to have a good day if I make my bed, talk to a friend, and workout regardless of anything else that might happen that day

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@expectopatr0n

5 years

@sta_schemin @Codenamewiz This lowkey giving me a trypophobia reaction

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

Not that anybody asked but lol

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2 years

Feeling a lil crazy, about to do a side part today

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@giveon

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

Happy love day 🧡

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3 years

Cozy

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5 years

@huudrich Or TDE

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@expectopatr0n

5 years

This is 50 times funnier now that I’ve seen the whole thing

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5 years

I finally found the whole video for that meme and 😂😂😂😂😂 #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

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8 months

I got rid of Instagram this yr and it really did change my relationship with my phone and social media in general

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5 years

@BurnerYordan They both look like Mr Krabs without his shell

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@expectopatr0n

5 years

Tank suckin dick like

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5 months

Boeing really killed that man bc he was trying to save us from getting on their paper mache planes

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5 years

#AmberGuyer goin to jail

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Now why tf Lawerence traveling I hate to see this nigga do anything remotely fun

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@expectopatr0n

7 months

Why tf would Ari Lennox be opening for rod wave of all ppl?? What kind of peanut butter and mayonnaise ass combo is that

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

It looks haunted as hell

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5 years

@jackieaina Twitter finally doing the right thing

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3 years

@earringdealer1 They’re probably regular sized flannels, they’re just little ass ppl

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3 years

LMFAOOOO

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5 years

@LIBGyal Don’t forget covered in oil

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5 years

@MobSaiki @BurnerYordan “Baby wait let me explain, before you start to point your cain”

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@SheIsDash

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4 years

This sound like TI tweeted this

Wonder of U

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4 years

Jada is masterful at weaponizing the language of healing and emotional awareness to present the facade of introspection and reflection, all for the purpose of evading accountability.

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1 year

I would’ve been pissed if my plane blew up bc this nigga was in the bathroom cooking dookie steak for a TikTok

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@expectopatr0n

5 years

It’s setting the scene for seasonal depression

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5 years

Daylight saving time is incredibly stupid. The one time extra hour of sleep is NOT worth the sun going down at 5pm every day during the winter. Hell no.

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@BentNevaBroken So cute 🥹

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@expectopatr0n

4 years

Doja looks more like Tamera than Tia

LAUREN B. BROWN

@RAGGEDYROYAL

4 years

Doja Cat and Tamera Mowry kinda look alike

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3 years

Like he’s hiding beans under his tongue

K-Ci’s (ooh yeah)

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Giveon sing like he supposed to be British

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4 years

30 days!

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@expectopatr0n

1 year

Need a new word derogatory enough to describe how fucking stupid y’all are

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1 year

I’ll say it since no one else will. Jamie Foxx is a victim of Donald Trump’s vaccine.

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Oh my goodness 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

12:13 on 12/13 happy birthday to me

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2 years

I helped a lady jump her car today

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2 years

There’s nothing worse than the few seconds after you accidentally overshare something, I would literally transform into a Time Machine and delete myself from existing to take it back

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3 years

“dAy __ oN tHe aLL WoMeN’s apP”

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1 year

LMFAO this whoville ass dog

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they wrong as hell for this lmdao

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4 years

One thing ima do is take a trip when I’m sad

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@liljay1k

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4 years

Cus Meghans momma told her to rub castor oil on his scalp

in charge of the girls

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prince harry's hair is getting thicker with each day he spends away from y'alls mess.

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@vvsVILLAIN Your mind

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3 years

Rolling Loud tickets finna be sold out in -2 seconds 🗿

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3 years

It would suck to have a grandma who didn’t like to cook bc mine will put together a whole buffet for me at the drop of a dime 🥺

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1 year

I’m glad mainly parrots can talk and not bigger scarier birds bc imagine an eagle opening it’s mouth and saying words

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2 years

Makes way more sense than lounges dedicated to flavored smoke that kills you faster than cigarettes

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2 years

A cannabis night club? Lmao nah yall really crackheads son What is that even?

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@expectopatr0n

2 years

Green sweater lowkey can ghost write for somebody lmfao

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2 years

The first one threw me off but I’m sorry they ate😂😂 they got me screaming lmaooo

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1 year

Ppl hog all the leg machines at the gym for the whole time but still come everyday with no ass like just make way for the ppl who don’t have to start from scratch

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I want to take gut health more seriously but why are all the foods I like to eat bad for the gut

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