Alva @alvatr0ss Twitter profile

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5 years

inspired by @slimyswampghost school project fellas 😳😳😳😳 gotta make 19 more

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@JamesCageWhite Actually kind of beautiful. Like if a mouse drew a picture of cheese. I like it, James.

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I think I fucked up

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@Calibaneur “Insane rabbithole” and it’s just monument mythos

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@Calibaneur

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4 years

@HausMonster @Serouji256 @That_CF_Main @LauraYUC @PandorasActor9 imagine thinking people cannot grow and learn from their past mistakes

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@cinnawaifu Holy yap

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I can draw anything I want

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@lgbtfortnite Ian the first rapper to accept that hes a white boy from the suburbs

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@lyqnime_ Looks like shit

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I love drawing. I can draw anything

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@Miss_Quinn96 @jiggly_puffdadi @Mike_John_34 @Shadzey1 @ZeeZedZee You just wouldnt get it

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@Xaviurss @quaddiequad i want to kill myself

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5 years

@ricchgorl @pr1sc4 if u gotta make a tweet like this to prove you are one of ’the bros’ then u aren’t

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6 months

@BrianaSomething @fallenchungus Do you guys just see “14” and “consent” and immediately ignore everything else

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@ArealsigmaMale

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@batnuki

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@niabrandzz @khozaschet Die

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@ca_dmv_bot2 50 but not HH????

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3 months

Mom got me these shorts in Shanghai. What the fuck is goonbreathing

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Sobbing on my way to work. Picking at my skin until I draw blood. Mute your memories, forget your dreams, abandon everything. Someone fucking shoot me

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Ok guys, making a hit tweet. When Oomf is stupid 😂 Lmk

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4 months

Do you think they asked him to pose like this or he just did that

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He look like an ice cream

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@Calibaneur

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@SVinluv @UMooner @gimmickannoying how would your mom feel if she knew you were saying these things online

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Poster for class

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My mom wants to play Civ 5. Came out of nowhere. Currently creating a steam account for her

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Whats this guys problem

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4 years

@Delorean_Car @ACinnySkunt5 @PapiTheDino1 @TheGoogle27 @RVKB3 @_TheVisitor_ @Spit0utTheBone @usefulpogostick @EveryWorDid911 ㅤ

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@celebratequal >goes to a protest about blm >wears be gay do crime shirt

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Watching the debate in the Trump Tower

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2 months

Found the invite card I made for my 10th birthday party. I remember trying so hard to make the text readable but ultimately failed

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@Calibaneur I had my first sleep paralysis experience when I was 14, closed my eyes to try to calm myself down and all I could see was an extremely vivid image of the goddamn troll face flashing

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Genuinely trying so hard not to hate but these are outrageously hideous. Mecha shit and rosaries are cool separately but when you revolve your entire life around internet trends you get this offensive amalgamation of aesthetics with no substance at all. Completely soulless

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mecha glasses with black pearl rosary glasses chain

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He look like an ice cream

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How is this kid like 12 years old with 10k on gmod

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@EveryWorDid911 ‘i broke your stupid crap, moron!’

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3 months

Me and animal

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3 years

@BrenforPrez @Ducky_Szymanski weak

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4 years

just saw nikoavocado’s asshole.

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Mom grilled me on the phone for half an hour about me still not having a boyfriend and asked me if I have a mental disability

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4 years

me tweeting to my 51 followers

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3 months

Streets are calling me Chinese

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Let’s all kill each other with swords and arrows and shit

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Buying new clothes again after abstaining for a year. My hands are trembling my breathing is shallow I feel like a crack addict relapsing Women be shopping or something among those lines

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5 years

@wyte_g3n0cide @ZhouChauster owl in chinese is cat eagle

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3 years

@goddesskayliex @breadwitchery nah

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What the hell are they showing us in class

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5 months

If I was a dude I would be jerking it all day

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6 months

When the race war starts and I have to kill Ecco2k

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Got a new passport at the Chinese consulate and they brightened + smoothed my skin and got rid of my moles and enlarged my pupils. I look like I took that shit in the snow app. Will not be facedoxxing but this is genuinely the funniest shit ever

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He’s doing the 🫰🏻

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“Im a fan of this game ive never played but I watch gameplay so im a real fan” Heh.. i guess you could say im a “sex fan”… Although I dont partake. I just watch people do it

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Drawing of jerma i did 2 years ago with markers colored pens and white eyeliner

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“You should absolutely see me as completely retired.” Jerma985 confirms he is retired from streaming as a career

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Do you guys like speedpaints

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Ok fine I fucking admit it I’m not stone cold I actually care so much about everything and everyone

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Do you guys like my room

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She pissed me off so I drew her getting roasted over a fire

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2 years

its called shoegaze because shoegaze fans gaze down at their shoes when talking to women because they’re too scared

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Lost phone. Gonna become a cartographer

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I been China get geeked up all night

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It was so beautiful. Now it’s just a gay depressing patch of unnaturally even grass and I’m moving out before any more flowers grow back I fucking HATE mowed lawns Stop Mowing Lawns Just keep your shit trimmed and make sure it doesn’t overgrow Stop this meaningless tradition

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Landlord mowed the lawn… no… my nature biodiversity…

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I dont need “media representation” I need someone to kill me

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Finished ^-^

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Ramen with string cheese. I wish I never existed

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YES OK FINE I ADMIT IT I love frolicking in the grass and laying down with the bugs and smelling the flowers and taking in the beauty of nature. What's so wrong about loving life

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2 years

“male gaze” “female gaze” SHUT THE FUCK UP

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@Calibaneur Ok ❤️ Yay ❤️

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5 months

Bladee: Sometimes I think about dying Thaiboy: I love my wife Ecco2k: At the bus stop! S-sucking cock!

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I’m not funny on this website anymore everyone unfollow me

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3 months

Never putting anyone on ever again. I’m gonna start lying about my interests. I will make up a whole new personality this gatekeeping shit get serious

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4 months

If you are the type to unironically make social credit and Tiananmen and bing chilling jokes unfollow me. You are fucking vermin and your connection to me is actively inhibiting my intellectual growth

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It’s honestly weird as fuck to be obsessed with Roblox past the age of 18. I have nothing against casual players however if you have the means to play a heavier game why the hell are you fixated on the one filled with children?

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5 months

White guys are finally speaking Chinese for good

Douglas Rooney 🇨🇳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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New sub-type in the ''foreigner stuns locals with fluent Chinese'' genre just dropped

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Pinkie pie weed prints up on if any of you want one. I can also give you a free print If we are friends

ALVAIUS

my website :)

alvaius.com

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Guys… the femcel dating app is obviously not real because femcels aren’t real

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5 months

The tea/sandwich place I go to for lunch during work hires people with special needs and one of them has a hyper-fixation on Asian people. Every single time I go she comes up and asks my full name and when I respond she always nods and mutters “China” and walks away

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I just became mutuals with them like 5 minutes ago

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Fuck my stupid chungus life

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