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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

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incredible. ♡

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

Imagine being mad because I didn’t text you back fast enough during my teams playoff wildcard game. I’ve been in a committed relationship with The Bills for 35 years pal. Sorry not sorry.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

If you’re not saying “go bills” don’t talk to me today. #billsmafia

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

#GoBills #BillsMafia

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i didn’t want to brag about it and jinx myself. but after almost 20 years of smoking (so gross to admit) i officially have not smoked a cigarette in 4 months and do not miss it at all.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 year

being a bills fan in the west is rough sometimes, i just cracked a beer at 9:30. would my dad be impressed or disappointed?

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

just here to update my face. happy new year. #gobills 💙❤️ #NewProfilePic

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

8 months

@katesonaplane THAT BANNER BEHIND YOUR TV. 🥹 where did you get it?!

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

hey @PagnattiJrESPN screenshots are forever…you trash bag of a fucking human.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

7 years

@chrissyteigen you just roasted someone with five followers. 😭😭😭😭 she's not gonna know what to do with all these notifications.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 year

i am cackling about this

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

the roof has blown all the way off the Cap, everyone’s face has to be melted. @bstrings1 i’ll say it. that was the BEST show i have ever seen you play- and it was from my couch. thank YOU so much for that stream. ✨

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

11 months

bills paid with a card, but peep the table. 🥹 the check was 30 damn dollars…merry Christmas to me. 😭♥️

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i don’t care about new years, new year’s eve, any of what’s happening this weekend. i care about monday night. that’s it.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

10 months

hey twitter. 👋🏼

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 months

@eric77074157 @ladyhaleth_x cops rarely actually do anything about stuff like this. 🙃🙂

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

i have 684 friend requests on fb and 98% of them look like this.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

all i learned from watching the tinder swindler and inventing anna is that if you’re a man, swindling women out of money you face ZERO repercussions. however if you’re a woman that outsmarts rich middle age white men- you’re a criminal.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

Dry January is obliterated. Go bills. ❤️💙 #BillsMafia

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

8 months

#NewProfilePic 🤠

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 year

my dad would’ve been 64 today. if your dad doesn’t suck, please hug him or call him and tell him you love him, for me.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i’m going to say this in the nicest way possible. if i fly 1600 miles home. you can drive 30 miles to see me. if you can’t do that, then please spare me your anger for why i don’t spend time with you when i’m home.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 years

when i was 18 i got a matching tattoo with my “best friend” and she fucked my boyfriend three days later. girls really ain’t shit. 🙂

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@kinggmatti

6 years

i did a whole fucking lot for the girl who used to be my best friend, way too fucking much for someone who would drop me for a girl I heard her talk shit about not even DAYS before she was her “bestie” lol girls are a fucking DRAG

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 months

hopefully 36 is a little kinder than 35 was. 🌞 here’s to another trip around the sun.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

not how we were hoping for our first @BillyStrings red rocks experience- but it’ll do. #goodfood #betterfriends ♥️🐐

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 months

my server just tried to talk me out of getting the full order of nachos, so i ate the entire thing out of spite. 😅

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 years

please stop telling people to make amends with their terribly toxic family members, not everyone’s mom was cheering them on from the sidelines. i promise.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

@DaphOhDil @annabellle_x takes 0% effort to mind YOUR own. if you don’t wanna have sex with someone that you met 2 weeks ago or 2 days ago or 2 minutes ago ....don’t. 🙃🙃🙃 a WHOLE concept.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

i definitely thought by 35 i’d have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookshelf door.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 years

the woodstock lineup is 75% TRASH. they had the chance to do something so fucking cool and they blew it by making it a chad and becky fest. 😑 i’m legitimately so fucking annoyed.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 years

my six year old is obsessed with @NahkoBear am I doing this parenting thing right? http://t.co/ARJH8YsXCn

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

10 months

Did we all panic change mid game or? 😅

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 years

i hate girls that act superior because they don’t have kids. i can literally keep two humans alive, and you killed your third succulent last week...where’s the superiority?

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 months

store 716 delivers again. 💙❤️✨ #billsmafia

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i’ve kept all my notes i’ve gotten throughout my serving career. this one is my all time favorite. ♡

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

@JoseJuanAndrad9 @simah07 @gxdofthundr imagine being called out for animal cruelty and bullying the person that called you out. bunch of fucking bitches.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

i’m cute again. 🦄✨

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 months

hey guys 👋🏼

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 months

happy spring in colorado. 🏔️❄️

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i’m putting away all my bills shirts til next season and i honestly feel like i’m packing up an exes clothes after a breakup. jk i’d rather be broken up with tbh.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

if wearing a mask angers you more than what’s REALLY going on in our country please fucking re-evaluate.

Billy Strings

@BillyStrings

4 years

No caption necessary... the photo says it all. #justiceforgeorgefloyd

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

0/10 would recommend spending christmas by yourself 🫠

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

7 months

well i don’t know, but i’ve been told- you never slow down, you never grow old. ♪ #NewProfilePic

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

some kid was giving keller a hard time in gym class and i told him to tell the little shit that i’ll burn his fucking house down and keller goes “no one will ever want to be my friend if i say anything like that, mom.” and i realized that keller is actually the adult.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

just a reminder now that mask mandates are making their way back- there isn’t a single retail worker or server that enjoys enforcing the rules. don’t be a fucking dick to them just because your rights are infringed upon or w/e tf you think. call your governor if you’re that mad.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

🧌💙❤️

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 month

waited all year for today. GO BILLS #BillsMafia

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i think the absolute worst part of being an adult is even when your heart weighs a million pounds, you have to get up and slap a smile on and go to work, because life doesn’t stop. even if you want to. like no one warns you about that as a kid…and they really should.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 months

mister charlie, told me so. 🎶 #NewProfilePic

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

I was way cooler 8 years ago, you guys.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 year

i loved colorado so much when i first moved here and now…it’s honestly pretty lackluster to me lately. i’m sick of sitting in traffic, and paying 2500 a month for rent, im tired of superficial friends i miss my friends, and my house, i miss sanford lake. i miss my mom.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

it’s my @billystrings birthday! finally made it to 33, and feeling so grateful to be here still. ♡

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

today chris came home from work, went to my dads urn and says “and i got you something...” and sets this up there. 😭😭😭 (my dad was a die hard miller lite drinker)

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

will someone let middle-aged white women know they don’t need to write an entire dissertation about their life before they just list the 7 ingredient Pinterest recipe?

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

i hope all the boys from my hometown that burned their truck tires up at the trump rally are okay.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

i didn’t wear a dead shirt or a tye dye, i brushed my hair and blow dried it. idk who she is but i don’t hate her. 🤷🏼‍♀️🌻

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

11 months

i just want to take a 4 hour drive into the mountains but in someone’s passenger seat (cause i’m a full blown passenger princess) with a bunch of joints and snacks and just listen to music and take cool pictures and talk about life. watch the sunset. yk…

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i lost my dad 10 years ago today. here’s some of my favorite pictures of him. ♡ he was my favorite person in the world. if your dad doesn’t suck, hug him for me today.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 month

the only people cops protect and serve, are themselves.

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my sister chelsey & her boyfriend were hit on their motorcycle by a drunk off duty cop in my hometown of springfield illinois. the cops at the scene turned off their body cams and fed the drunk officer water and gum to sober him up for 6+ hours & only gave him a traffic ticket

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

7 years

do you remember when you could scroll through fb and you didn’t know anyone’s political stance or thoughts on guns or abortion. AND no one tried to sell you weight loss supplements? or makeup? rip.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 months

4 years ago today i found out i lost my brother and while i don’t have a lot of words, still. if you or someone you know is struggling with addiction, please reach out. you’re worthy of help- you’re worthy of that change. you’re seen. you’re loved. you matter. ♡

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

so there’s this girl in our complex who’s in love with keller and she incessantly bothers him- i found these in their messages today.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

yesterday was 9 years since i lost my dad. i sat in a venue with 9,000 people- & happened to sit right next to the one guy there that graduated from the same college, in the same year as my dad. and heard this. thank you @BillyStrings ♥️

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

facebook memories reminded me that 10 years ago i drank 2.5 bottles of wine and tried to go serve tables and promptly got …fired. 😅

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

I used to get so fucking mad my dad never got to see a SB win in his life, Starting to wonder if I will in mine. 🫠

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

7 months

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

sir you are not josh allen. please stop trying to hurdle poyer.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

i just saw someone that lived in buffalo say they’ve never owned a shovel and i honestly have so many questions.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

this is a cinematic masterpiece

Brother Bill

@BrotherBill716

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Welcome to the Danger Zone, Jets.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

girls that are like mean or rude for no reason at my age always really baffle me. like congrats on being a full fledged adult AND a weird ass bitch.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

1 month

two years without a cigarette seems crazy to me, but i’m so proud of myself. 😎

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

this game should not be continued. idc. it’s not about football right now.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 months

🤙🏼🤙🏼

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 years

i waited a lot of years for this moment. ♡

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

i bought a vape a couple weeks ago and have been slowly cutting down on cigarettes, yesterday was my first full day without one. it’s not much but i’m like excited for myself.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

keller made an instagram and found my #kellergram hashtags and has been reading all the things i’ve posted about him over the years and that’s kind of a neat thing. 🥰

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

decide to take a quiet (meaning just me) barnes and noble trip, at the last minute keller asked to go and i was admittedly REALLY frustrated but said yes anyway... we get in the car and he goes “i’m really thankful we can have me and you time” frick...

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 years

i was told to use this as a “jewelry tray.” LOL.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

not to be ridiculously morbid but i really can’t wait til our generation IS the prominent generation, our generation doesn’t give a shit about anything. not who you marry, or what you do with your body, most of us don’t even care who you vote for as long as you’re ...

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

10 months

last night i learned a lot about what kind of wife i’d be, because my husband in the sims ate my dinner and i locked him in a room for 3 days with no doors or windows. fairs, fair.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

every vanilla ass girl on my tl this morning talking about how halftime was inappropriate. we get it- you only have missionary sex in the dark.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

I am the same exact age that my dad was when Norwood missed the kick. So now the trauma has become generational. 😅

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

6 months

let’s see how cute i am after i work this double… 🫠

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

3 months

12 years is a long time. i don’t think you ever went to vegas, so i brought you along. i love you dad, i can’t wait to see you again someday. ♡🎈

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

having the weekend off always feels like you’ve had approximately 3 hours away from work and then it’s monday again.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

2 years

im horrified.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

9 months

Just unfollowed someone for their opinion on French fries so, that’s where I’m at for today.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

7 months

i’m giving myself a “yes” year if it’s the last fucking thing i do. i’ve battled so many insecurities in my life, sat out because of anxiety, hid in the shadows because i told myself i couldn’t. i refuse to miss out because my brain is lying. i deserve this happy. i earned it.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

my stepfather made a comment about how all women who have abortions are murderers. so i donated to #plannedparenthood in his honor. 😉

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

4 years

told this girl i was from NY and she goes “go JETS” ...the disrespect.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

8 months

it was 61° when i left for work when i got out of work though… next time you think colorado is your final destination please know the weather is more unstable then your worst ex.

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞

@almosttiffany

5 years

if you’re ignorant enough to ask me what the perfectly uniform scars on my body are from. (because you think you’re slick and gonna make me feel bad) you absolutely deserve the 45 seconds of sheer uncomfortable that you feel when i flat out say “i did them myself”

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