N.O.R.A @almostnora Twitter profile

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@almostnora

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“why are you so obsessed with me”

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@almostnora

2 years

the gap in my resume? that's where the light gets in

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2 years

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be of impeccable moral character

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2 years

@sympatheticopp men hope that women will laugh at them. women hope that men will kill them

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@almostnora

3 years

and is this "elephant" in the room with us right now?

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@almostnora

1 year

can somebody tell me what possesses men to go, at the end of a date "please tell me if i've ruined my chances by [proceeds to list every single thing they think went wrong during the date, regardless of personal culpability]"

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3 years

what are your "not into it but into people who are into it" things

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4 years

wait a second, intrasexual competition is called competition when boys do it

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11 months

this is embarrassing but i must know. is the average person in a monog relationship constantly crying screaming throwing up wishing they could have sex with other people

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4 years

if casual sex is bad that just means you need to get better at it by doing it 100 times

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4 years

i don't blame my parents for my problems i blame my first-grade teacher who started saying "not you" when i raised my hand

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2 years

pov: you liked one of my tweets

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@almostnora

1 year

people have been "off to vibecamp" for like two weeks now. what's going on? where *is* that place? how long does it take to get there? do they finally take away your internet once you arrive

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@almostnora

2 years

"my species is fine" your species is downloading apps to remind them to drink water

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4 years

actually experiencing pms makes you more rational because you get used to your feelings not being an accurate reflection of reality

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1 year

half your followers plus seven is this anything

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4 years

stop caring about being smart, only care about being hot, like god intended

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4 years

postrat twitter is a game you win by believing as many things you previously thought were stupid as possible

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1 year

sweet jesus pooh that's not processing that's ruminating

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1 year

why is everyone so obsessed with being hot

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@almostnora

4 years

what i hate about conversations is that usually you have to pick 1 thing to say in response to something. i usually have 0 or 5

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4 years

pinterest is a note-taking app. discord is a note-taking app. your bookmarks bar is a note-taking app

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2 years

men rating all women on a scale from one to ten: haha fuck yeah!! yes!! men finding out that women on average rate them lower on the same scale: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

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1 year

hot girl shit (im a girl and it's 31 degrees celsius)

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1 year

so embarrassing to want something,,, cause like,,, why don't you have it

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2 years

"executive function? you mean a boyfriend?"

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4 years

some people are hot and i think that's rude

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1 year

it's like...do u want to see me again or do u want to get a good grade in dating

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4 years

hey quick question how do i get a job with no motivation or skills or experience or interests or even "being a likable person"

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1 year

ok truth be told i don't have anything in common with you guys i just wanted to tell strangers on the internet my secrets

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3 years

placebo that works because by swallowing the pill you finally drink some goddamn water

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4 years

how come everyone else knows how to be a person

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4 years

stem is so dumb, it's literally about knowing things that are already true?? who cares

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4 years

for each like i will reveal a tweet i bookmarked & why i bookmarked it

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4 years

how 2 deal with the fact that you're two different ppl when you're about to fall asleep & when you wake up. and they have zero empathy for each other

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1 year

like no you haven't, not up to this moment, but i have to assume this is your attempt to finish the job

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4 years

the point is to have a balanced ecosystem of brain worms

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1 year

being a girl is all about collecting various small tins of greasy substances

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10 months

@mechanical_monk hey how's advent of code going

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4 years

jouse

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4 years

alternative social skills workshop where you learn to interrupt people, ignore questions posed to you and just talk about whatever, lie, etc

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4 years

people who like every tweet they see, what is their deal?

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@almostnora

3 years

wait what is it that high verbal iq ppl are supposed to be good at

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@almostnora

2 years

hate when everyone who chooses to be a computer person is like "oohh i wish i had a job where i dont have to think......ohh i want to do something with my hands" umm surely some of you are lying

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@almostnora

1 year

i would simply not find the lightness of being unbearable

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@almostnora

3 years

you're easy to get along with? oh you mean a liar?

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@almostnora

1 year

haha what if there was a kind of relationship you could have between two people where you can share your spicy takes with each other. and find out what they think about things that are important to you. and you generally thought about each other positively👉👈

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@almostnora

4 years

worst thing about quarantine is the reduced chance of accidentally running into the love of your life imo

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@almostnora

9 months

what is this (image in next tweet)

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@almostnora

1 year

i love you all. i want to be caught in the tangle of your lives

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@almostnora

2 years

before submitting a PR ask yourself - is it true? - is it necessary? - is it kind?

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4 years

starting to suspect tough love is not love 🤔

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4 years

has anyone tried getting enough external validation

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11 months

what do you think about most that you talk about least?

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@almostnora

1 year

ok this is embarrassing but. people who wash their face: how do you do it??? how do you deal with water running down your arms?

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1 year

thinking of doing a reverse challenge where like. i watch porn for a month

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1 year

i want a blog but only girls can read it. like in harry potter when you have to solve a riddle to enter the ravenclaw common room

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2 years

touching grass is not ambitious enough. touch some stinging nettle. feel alive

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1 year

and yes I said yes I will Yes yes yes Mmm Ice Cream So Good yes yes yes

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1 year

"non-coercion" "non-doing" buddy i haven't even mastered coercion or doing

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10 months

not to brag but i did end up reading one of these

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2 years

here's my reading list :)

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4 years

a recurring thought i keep having is that if you really tried, you could have sex with 0.1% of the population of iceland

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10 months

somewhere a girl is cold

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1 year

moving into new apartment tomorrow, please be excited for me thank you

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1 year

boys keep their apartments cold so u have to rely on them for body heat

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2 years

sex isn't real it was invented to justify thinking about someone all the time

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3 years

so in theory if i wanted to be someone who takes their laptop to coffee shops, would i have to buy a macbook?

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11 months

@paularambles how do you not google your spouse for 15 years...

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4 years

i hope to one day understand what reify means

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4 years

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4 years

when i tweet something and somebody asks a follow-up question instead of just vibing

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2 years

one thing i've noticed about real life is how there are no celebrity detectives

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4 years

you guys are on an intellectual journey?

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2 years

ok nutmeg fruit kindof badass??

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4 years

chesterton's fence but for people i don't remember following

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1 year

how will she ever recover from this

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1 year

"the ideal body count is 0-2" uhh, sounds like something a physicist would say

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1 year

me n my mutuals

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4 years

the sexual tension between me typing a number followed by an exclamation mark and the guy about to make a factorial joke

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4 years

what if the deepest darkest parts of you are.............relatable

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3 years

i hate programming because sometimes there's multiple ways of doing something & i dont know which one of them is unhinged

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4 years

when can i get drunk and kiss someone

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4 years

good morning it is my birthday

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4 years

quick, which ones are male and which ones are female

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4 years

new political compass just dropped reply to be added

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10 months

i let the ai put me in a box

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4 years

hey twitter, if i do the dishes will u reward me with likes?

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4 years

i miss when my ex would just randomly give me vitamin d

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3 years

"don't put all your eggs in one basket" bold of you to assume i own more than one egg

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3 years

feel like i've been lied to

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4 years

don't forget to take things personally in the most unhinged way possible, like if someone asks if you're in the bathroom immediately go "yes yes i'll leave one second, jesus, can i at least wash my hands"

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4 years

we don't talk enough about the privilege of having parents who are generally pleasant to be around

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11 months

have you done your gf homework ( read her tweets ) ?

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4 years

imagine lesswrong, but with like, cool people

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3 years

do you ever feel like you've only ever seen deconstructions nd subversions of a genre/trope

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2 years

duolingo for love languages

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3 years

i have a very complicated relationship to the discworld series

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1 year

I Listened to My Body and All I Got Was This Lousy Lying In Bed the Entire Day

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4 years

in the mood to watch the first episode of every anime anyone on here has ever talked about, leave suggestions

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2 years

some of you have touched too much grass

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2 years

yeah im an "engineer"

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