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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

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#WritingCommunity Ridiculous Human. Obsessed with potatoes. Some days, I'm Yzma. Some days, I'm Kronk. #BadJokes , Theatre Kid, INFJ, #Neurodivergent

Ohio, U.S.

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Joined February 2019

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

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Hey, all! I am beyond a need for just help at this point. I want my life back. I believe in myself and my ability to accomplish great things for humanity, if the universe would kindly quit tripping me. Please RT and consider donating. Thank you!!

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

2 years

Happy 99th Birthday to Bob Barker. The man who single-handedly got every GenX through their sick days home from school. 😂💜

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1 year

Since Blazing Saddles is trending, this is your reminder that Mel Brooks' humor works because he didn't make fun of people, he made fun of the people who made fun of people. He didn't mock humanity. He mocked human fallibility.

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5 years

Its snowing in Texas and 60 degrees in Ohio. In January. What's wrong with this picture?

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4 years

My apologies for a rare political tweet, but.. Anyone who votes for Trump after everything he has done and said in the past 5 years, and especially in the past three months, should hang their head in shame and will have no respect from me. #clustertrump

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4 years

Moderator: "I think it would serve the country better if you wouldn't interrupt." Trump: "Him too!" Moderator: "Well, frankly, sir, you've been doing much more interrupting." #PresidentialDebate2020

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5 years

To all those #StormingArea51 I salute you, you bunch of glorious bastards!!

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2 years

The reason why Mel Brooks movies like Blazing Saddles are timeless and still funny are because they don't make fun of people, they make fun of stereotypes. They make fun of the things that are wrong with humanity and not just the things that are different.

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4 years

For the record, it's incredibly rude to get #Firefly trending and have it not be about the show.

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5 years

An Open Letter To The Rest Of The World: Despite all evidence to the contrary, the citizens of America DO NOT WANT WAR. I would like to apologize of behalf of this country for our current leadership being a bunch of ignorant assholes. #IranWar #WeWantPeace

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4 months

I also bought capers today. I have never in my life bought or cooked with capers. I'm not even sure I've ever tasted one. This will be interesting.

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9 months

First attempt at macaroons did not go well at all 😂😂

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4 years

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8 months

Can we lay the debate to rest, please??? Paper books count as reading E-books count as reading Audio books count as reading Braille books count as reading However you choose to enjoy a book counts We have far more important things to focus on

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9 months

I would love to have anyone explain to me precisely why boys and men wearing dresses is a bad thing.

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6 years

"One of the greatest conceits of mankind is the idea that there is nothing new to learn." #humanity

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11 months

I know it's incredibly oversimplistic, but does anyone else have the urge to gather all the world leaders together in a room and just tell them that enough is enough, grow the fuck up already, and knock it the hell off?

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6 months

I can't help giggling that a pro football player switches teams and the only reason it's trending is because he's married to Simone Biles.

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5 months

I have always believed that, if you can help someone, then you should. This apparently makes me a communist.

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1 year

Well, I did it. I'm officially 50 years old.

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6 months

$40,000 is a ridiculous price to pay for a car, and the fact that there are cars in the world that cost more than $40,000 is infuriating. Nobody needs a luxury vehicle. It's stupid, wasteful, and ridiculous.

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1 year

Wait... you mean there are actually families where the people in the extended family, like aunts, uncles, and cousins actively support you and care about how you're doing? That's a thing????

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11 months

I decided I no longer want a relationship. I want to be wealthy enough to hire a lady's companion. Then we can travel the world, solving mysteries and annoying the menfolk with our forward ways.

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23 days

I have a question, and I genuinely would love to hear people's thoughts on this. How do you reconcile enjoying the excellent works of creatives who are just absolutely not good people?

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

4 years

Everyone on Twitter: "So Facebook logged everyone out!" Me, still logged in:

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10 months

Hi. My name is Alicia, and I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

5 years

Depression, Anxiety, OCD, ADD, and PTSD. I face them every day, but they do not define me. Mental illness is a chronic medical illness. It is not a weakness or a character flaw that you can "just get over". We need education and communication. #AskMeAnything #StopTheStigma

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2 months

Have you ever been too tired to be awake but too awake to sleep?

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2 years

Honestly, does humanity stand a chance at all??

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

3 years

@RealMattCouch If I am running multiple errands, I will leave my mask on so I don't have to touch my face or mask until I can wash my hands, but you didn't consider that, did you? 🙄🙄🙄

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4 months

In case anyone ever thinks that people are exaggerating about how stupid the job market is these days, I just saw a job ad for an entry-level position that requires a Master's Degree.

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4 months

I opened the capers to try one because I wasn't sure if I had ever actually had them. Those are... different.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

2 years

Is giving a man tools for Fathers Day the equivalent of giving a woman a vacuum cleaner?

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4 months

Could I please get an Attagirl? I could really use an Attagirl.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

5 months

Cicadas are edible. They supposedly taste like shrimp (they are in the same family as crab and crawfish). There will be billions of cicadas emerging this summer. You can find recipes online. Just putting that out there. 😁😂

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

3 months

Dolly Parton is not someone you wanna come after.

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3 years

#YouAreOldNowIf you can remember getting excited about using one of these

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

2 years

I once had a therapist tell me I was a dreamer and that I was raising my son to be a dreamer and that we needed to quit dreaming.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

4 years

Romeo was 17, Juliet was 13; it lasted 3 days; and 6 people died. That's not a love story, it's an episode of CSI.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

3 years

My two favorite Gen X memes

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

5 years

So, I see that #MissedWarningSigns is trending and I am just petty enough to point out that some of us did not miss jack. Some of us have been saying over and over, ad nauseam, for the past four or five years that Trump is batsh*t crazy. Y'all just didn't want to hear it.

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11 months

Rock bottom is a myth. No matter how far down you go, there is always more down. I'm not okay. I am at my breaking point and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

5 years

Holy to the Moley! Thanks to the #WritingCommunity , I went from 3,000 followers to 4,000 in just three weeks! To say thanks, here's a #WriterLift ! If you are under 2,000 followers, tell me your favorite breakfast! (mine is below) Be sure to retweet and follow everyone!

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5 months

Did anyone else find the old Rankin & Bass Hobbit animation incredibly creepy or was it just me?

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4 months

Wow. We really are watching a full on reenactment of Nazi Germany in real time here, aren't we?

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6 months

Ricki Lake is trending and everyone is all about her talk show and not giving Hairspray the love it deserves.

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4 years

@dwilliams1210 One of my favorite memes. But seriously, yes. Nancy Drew was a major step in my reading/writing development. When I was a kid, I was crazy for fairy tales. When I was about 8, I graduated to Nancy Drew and from there to mysteries and then to horror, which is my favorite genre.

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5 years

@Yenmor @britknee_00 @WalshFreedom They did.

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3 years

I don't understand people who make over $60,000 annually and worry about money.

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5 years

#TheThingAboutMen is, they have feelings and emotions. They can experience domestic violence and mental illness. They deserve love and support just as much as women do. Human beings are all human, regardless of sex or gender. #BetterPeople

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8 months

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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7 months

Men need to know that if they take a date to Shake Shack for a first date and she gets pissy enough to put him on blast on social media right there in front of him, then it's perfectly okay for him to get up, walk out, and leave her there to complain. You deserve better.

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Woman gets upset because he took her out to Shake Shack on their first date!🍽️ Thoughts?? Is she right or wrong for putting him on blast??

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5 years

Hey #WritingCommunity !!! You guys got me to 3,000 followers over the weekend, so to say thank you, I want to do my very first #WriterLift !! If you are under 3,000 followers, reply and tell me who your favorite author is! Be sure to Follow and Retweet!!! #Writing #AmWriting

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8 months

The manger got some new visitors @FlorkOfCows

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5 years

I've been single for 18 years. I used to view my relationship status as the highest indicator of my worth as a person. I used to believe I was too broken to be loved. Then I learned to love myself. Broken or not. #CheesyButTrue #SinglesAwarenessDay #ValentinesWithNobody

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8 months

I have a phobia of German sausages. I fear the wurst #BadJokes

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1 year

UGH!! EDITOR CRAMP!! This sentence is technically correct. "The knowledge and expertise of our team are indispensable." Why does it look so awkward and why does it look better with the wrong verb form???? "The knowledge and expertise of our team is indispensable."

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4 years

Hi...My name is Alicia...and I am an ellipsis addict... There is no help for me...

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5 years

"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan." #AChristmasStory

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7 months

I really want to learn to can, but I'm always paranoid that I'll do it wrong and everything will go bad, or that someone will eat it and get sick. 😂

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9 months

Just as a chef should always taste their food before serving it, so should a writer read over their work before submitting it to an editor. Your thoughts? #WritingCommunity

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5 months

I honestly don't know what the world wants from me. Nothing I do is right. Nothing I do is good enough.

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5 years

I did a poll asking why people don't talk about #mentalillness The majority said it's because they don't know what to say. Let's start a chain here. If you live with #depression #anxiety #PTSD or any other #mentalhealth issue, share some helpful things people have said to you.

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4 years

I'm thinking of starting a band called the Duvets. We'd be a cover band. #BadJokes

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4 years

Even if Biden happens to win, it doesn't matter because 67 million citizens of this country went on record as saying that they are totally okay with how the past 4 years have gone and that just makes me sick to my stomach.

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2 years

I don't think I ever knew how much of a hottie Jessica Tandy was.

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3 years

@LangmanVince I can't believe people are still using that "99.98% survival rate" bullshit as an argument against the simple courtesy of wearing a mask to protect others. Nearly 600,000 deaths later, just in this country alone, and you're 100% okay with that. You disgust me.

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4 months

Hey, if you see this, would you cross your fingers, knock wood, pray to the Old Gods, sacrifice the chickens, or whatever tickles your fancy? One of my freelance gigs may have 3 new salaried positions opening up in the near future and I have already thrown my hat into the ring.

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4 years

Is it just me or are even the introverts starting to go a little stir crazy???

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2 years

@stillneguss @ZackBornstein Do they honestly think that the virus is only present while you're in transit, and when you sit still in a room full of people, the virus goes away? I swear, I can't fathom how some people's minds work.

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4 years

@swallowit_ Actually, it's a great example of how horrible things are now in comparison to Bush. Trump is so horrible, he makes Bush look amazing.

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1 year

I finally thought of a tweet that can't possibly offend anyone: " "

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10 months

I, the woman who just a year ago couldn’t cook her way out of a wet paper bag just spent 7 hours in the kitchen making a turkey and six sides. I feel tired and happy and accomplished and in a bit of pain, but overall just very proud of myself.

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5 months

Question for those who wear dresses. New clothes are quite a bit further down the line in my budget right now, but I'm curious. Where can one go to find reasonably priced (under $50) plus-size, mid-calf length, wrap dresses for short people? Do they exist?

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10 months

I am 100% Camp "Let Teenagers Trick or Treat." They have to be adults soon enough. Let them be kids for one night.

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4 years

Question Of The Night from my kid: "How many mannequin heads can you buy before you get put on a watch list?"

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4 years

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word! #BadJokes

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10 months

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says “You’re in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?” The horse says ,“I don’t think I am," and vanishes from existence. I could explain the joke but it would be putting Descartes before the horse #BadJokes

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1 year

Question for the #WritingCommunity If you know you are writing a character that is going to be killed off, do you get invested in that character in the same way/to the same degree as a character who lives?

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2 years

@Andromon11 TBH, I never realized he had such an impact on Millennials as well. That makes me happy to know!!

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7 months

Dude. A month and a half of no fast food, watching my sugar, salt, and processed foods intake, and cooking from scratch as much as possible, I've lost 6 pounds.

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1 year

Okay, after yesterday, I have to ask. Of these four movies, which one is most quotable?

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Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor

5 years

#APleaToGenZ Don't listen to the haters who tell you everything you love is bad, just because you're young. We were all the same at your age. You are smart, strong, capable, and worthy. You got this. This GenXer is here for you.

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4 years

@VoteJenaPowell It's so nice to know my state government has my health and safety in mind. Oh, and that was for DeWine, not you. You and Jim Jordan can both take a flying leap. #PeopleOverProfit

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5 years

Dear Ladies under 40, Do not fear turning 40. 40 is magical and amazing. When you turn 40, you get a visit from the Zero Fucks Fairy and it just makes life beautiful. Sincerely, A 46-year-old who has not had a single fuck to give in almost 7 years.

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5 years

Today, I was told that my beliefs have been put in my heart by Satan, because I refuse to condemn people for the "sin" of homosexuality. I don't understand how people can be this way. I will never understand why people are okay with this level of behavior. It hurts my heart.

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11 months

I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that the misspelling of this tag persists, or how many people don't even seem to notice. #WritingCommmunity

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2 months

Not for nothing, but every goober out there whining that Jill and Hunter are keeping Biden in office and in the race in spite of his obvious issues seems to forget that this country did exactly the same thing to Reagan during his entire second term, and he had an actual diagnosis

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4 years

Hey #WritingCommunity , I'm bored. Let's play a game. Give me a totally random piece of advice.

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5 years

Question for the #WritingCommunity Do you write so that all your chapters have relatively uniform length or do you like some short and some longer chapters?

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5 years

Guns are not the problem. Laws are not the problem. We are the problem. You. Me. All of us. Hard Truth. This is the society we created. Only we can fix it. You. Me. All of us. #EnoughIsEnough

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Is it acceptable to sit in the bathroom at work and have an emotional breakdown because people? #AskingForAFriend

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4 years

Hey, #WritingCommunity ! I'm nearing my #Twitterversary on Feb 17th and am creeping up on 20,000 followers, so I want to do a special #WritersLift . Drop a link and Retweet and if I reach 20,000 followers by the 17th, I will pick 3 random people and buy a copy of their book!

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Somehow, in the midst of #NaNoWriMo2019 and caffeine withdrawal and autumn blizzards, I missed that hit 6,000 followers. Let's do a #WriterLift for anyone under 2,000 followers!! What's your ideal vehicle for the #ZombieApocalypse ? Be sure to Retweet and Follow everyone! 🥰🥰

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It's Thursday and it's grey and dismal out, but this morning, I hit 5,000 followers! So, let's do a #WriterLift ! Yesterday, we talked about #MentalHealth , today let's talk about what you do to break a funk! My answer below. Follow everyone and Retweet! #WritingCommunity

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2 years

I could use prayers, good vibes, anything along those lines. Going through some stuff today.

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5 years

@rb_e2 @driverminnie You don't have to be a hero to be an ally. Even the smallest steps to show your support are great!

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5 years

Serious Question for the #writingcommmunity Besides exercise, yoga, and meditation (because those are obvious), what do you guys do to relieve stress? Looking for serious suggestions. Preferably things that don't involve sex, drugs, or alcohol... 😂😂😂

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3 years

I said "No" today. Someone asked me to do something that I simply did not have the time or resources to do and, instead of taking on the extra task, and being mad at myself for caving, I said "No". I am insanely proud of myself right now.

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I just blocked someone for telling me I shouldn't get angry when someone tells me to cheer up and think happy thoughts to deal with my depression, because they are "just trying to help". 1/

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