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@driverminnie

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My book MANAGING EXPECTATIONS is available NOW in both the UK and the US through the link below ❤️

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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
9 years
Best convo of the last 5 yrs:I explained to my son that his friend's Mum had become a man: "You can do that?""Yes""Then I wanna be a dragon"
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@driverminnie
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5 years
Dear Men. It’s time for you to speak up on behalf of your mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives and daughters. Speak up, because women don’t get pregnant alone.
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@driverminnie
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6 years
That was the wrong word for Samantha Bee to have used . But mostly because ( to paraphrase the French ) Ivanka has neither the warmth nor the depth.
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@driverminnie
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4 years
I was lost, on my way to an audition in 1992. Rather desperately, I stopped a man for directions. He started to explain but then said it would be easier to show me.He walked me there,told some stories,then came in to charm the casting director because I was late. #TerryJonesRIP
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@driverminnie
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5 years
. @chrissyteigen Just saw you at the airport. The woman next to me said “DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS!!?” Yes, I said. “IT WAS CHRISSY TEIGAN AND JOHN LEGEND!!!!” Yes, I said. “ DON’T YOU LOVE CELEBRITIES?” Yes, I said. 😘
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
5 years
I just met an ‘influencer.’ What do you influence I asked her. I influence your decision about which handbag to buy. I said, I have handbags older than you. She said, great I’ll tell you which bags are worth the most and you can make some money. I am now in a bar.
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@driverminnie
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4 years
Sick of this ‘50 is the new...’ 50 has always been 50. Women were previously just expected to shrivel and accept their husk. I suppose it must be terrifying to a lot men if we actually burned brighter, hotter, more ambitious and emancipated from shame, the older we got. #50
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@driverminnie
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5 years
Ok. I’m only wearing this now.
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2 years
This was our best #Halloween I made NO sense unless I was standing right by him singing the theme tune.
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
6 years
So proud of @ABCNetwork for having the ethical compunction to cancel #Rosanne despite the show’s huge numbers. We too make a show about a middle class family , come and watch us instead #speechless @Speechless_ABC
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@driverminnie
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4 years
#JoelSchumacher was the funniest, chicest, most hilarious director I ever worked with. Once,on set,an actress was complaining about me within earshot; how I was dreadfully over the top (I was)Joel barely looked up from his NYT+said “Oh Honey,no one ever paid to see under the top”
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@driverminnie
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6 years
. @realDonaldTrump You can try to avoid London next week. But you cannot avoid the British and the Scotts. You will be as welcomed as an immigrant child in a detention centre. #IMPOTUS
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@driverminnie
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5 years
Well now listen. Speechless has been cancelled and it feels rather sad. However, I truly believe we have left this conversation about family, disability and love in a better place than we found it. I love all the people I worked with on it, and all of you who loved our show too x
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@driverminnie
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7 years
Gosh it’s so *interesting how men with all these opinions about women’s differentiation between sexual misconduct, assault and rape reveal themselves to be utterly tone deaf and as a result, systemically part of the problem( *profoundly unsurprising)
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
7 years
God God, SERIOUSLY?
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Matt Damon on the current reckoning currently dismantling Hollywood: “You know, there’s a difference between, you know, patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right?”
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@driverminnie
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5 years
I am having a drink ALONE in a bar in Washington. I am feeling very French. Being stared at somewhat, but not sure if I’m being recognised as a person of interest or as a hooker. I’m quite sure you appreciate the updates.
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
2 years
‘The idea that the answer to a single part of this horror show is to bring back a morally degenerate financial incontinent who broke his own laws is something that tells you everything about the terminal sad-sacks who are so much as thinking of it’- @MarinaHyde #Boris #tories
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@driverminnie
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4 years
My kind of make up tutorial. #sundayvibes
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@driverminnie
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4 years
God I love Ireland. That is all.🍀
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@driverminnie
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6 years
If ANYONE turns you away at the polls , this is what you must say: (Write it down, commit it to memory, whatever you need to do) GIVE ME A PROVISIONAL BALLOT WITH A RECEIPT AS REQUIRED BY LAW WHEN REQUESTED. #vote #VoterSuppresion
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4 years
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️. forever+ever
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@driverminnie
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6 years
Today, I voted in America for the first time. Felt better than yelling at the telly. #BeTheChange #vote #CaliforniaPrimary2018 @RepAdamSchiff @AmandaRenteria
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@driverminnie
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4 years
Yeah Patty, don’t start. #Election2020
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4 years
💙🇺🇸
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4 years
What a kind, beloved genius he was. #TerryJonesRIP #MontyPython forever💗
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@driverminnie
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6 years
#oldheadshotday 1989. I was going for Jaclyn Smith. But you know, with no makeup or money.
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@doulbedoink After we shot the movie ‘Gross Pointe Blank’ we all went on vacation together because we didn’t want it to be over .
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@driverminnie
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6 years
Our neighbors , who saved our home and our community, who hosed off our roofs and the places where the fire jumped -Ryan, Quint, TR, Dennis, Jeff - those are the only ones we’ve heard about so far- there are no words that could ever express our thanks. #malibu #WoolseyFire
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4 years
Pierce Brosnan just ordered a Vodka Martini at the hotel bar. Everybody fainted. #MondayMotivation
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@driverminnie
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7 years
I don’t just speak for myself in this article, I speak for too many friends and co-workers as well. - Minnie Driver: men like Matt Damon 'simply cannot understand what abuse is like'
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
Boycott the briefings. Stop listening to this insane liar . Air time is his oxygen. #BoycottTrumpPressConferences @realDonaldTrump feeds on our outrage so put him on a fucking diet.
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4 years
Mama knows best. #MAGA lol
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
2 years
Weird vibe after… so we had a dance. #Oscars
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
5 years
Today, on December 18th, 1939, my father flew in the battle of Heligoland Bight. His plane was shot down over the North Sea and he should have died. Instead, he saved 3 men. He was 18. He died 70 years later on the same day. Today is full of my wonder for him. #inmemorium
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@driverminnie
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4 years
Boyfriend bought me a self isolating cake. It doesn’t like to be alone though, so I will eat it. 💪🏼
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
6 years
Hardly bashed . And if horrible racist tweets mean a show about inclusivity gets more viewers - well the irony and the spreading of a little happiness in these dark times, is well worth the mean spirited bullshit
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. @Speechless_ABC star @driverminnie bashed for using #Roseanne cancellation to promote her show
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
2 years
I love my birthday. I am finding it hard to place it, without my mother. So, not happy exactly, but full of love and thanks. ✨🎈
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
6 years
To the women of Ireland who have not had a choice until now, to all the men who are their allies, wishing you luck tomorrow. #RepealTheEighth
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
How d’you like them apples? ✨ @chrisrock #badapples
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2 years
It’s so curious that my life still seems to be presented merely as an adjunct to the men I’ve dated.I had such a great+interesting conversation with this journalist-sorry the distillation came down to dudes. Read my book. That, is actually me. If you’re interested. Link in bio
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
FINALLY @realDonaldTrump : #1 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 #MAGA
@AmichaiStein1
Amichai Stein
4 years
#BREAKING : USA is now the #1 country that has the most COVID-19 cases. The US reached 81,999 cases across the country, surpassing China and Italy.
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
My Mum is 83. She has ridden a bike everywhere, her whole life. During lockdown she has chosen green-spaces to visit by looking at an old map of London. Yesterday she cycled 3 miles to a park and on her way home, knackered and needing sustenance she passed @moltentoffee ➡️
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
5 years
I love my birthday. Thank you Mum. 🎈♥️
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2 years
Been bloody ages since I scrubbed up…. Sooooooo NICE to not wear sweatpants for a bit, it turns out. On @TheGNShow tonight and thank you Preen and @SofiaTilbury @CTilburyMakeup 🖤
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
7 years
Someone just came up to me in a restaurant and told me I look like Minnie Driver, but not as tall. I said it's because I'm sitting down.
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@driverminnie
Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
. @maitlis being punished for speaking truth to 'power' by a spineless BBC.If you're questioning her impartiality, what about Laura Kuenssberg and her rampant defense of Cummings? 'Emily Maitlis replaced for Newsnight episode after Cummings remarks'
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
2 years
@RohitaKadambi Thank GOD you finally told them. Back is still WRECKED.
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@TheDishmaster There are so many men I love who do NOT frame the differentiation between sexual misconduct assault and rape as an excuse or worse- our problem. Such bollocks..
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7 years
I'm sorry if this language offends you. But the fact that what this woman is saying is true, offends me. #WomensMarchOnWashington
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5 years
This. Forever.
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
4 years
How can so many people in America, love so much that is awful?
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2 years
It’s the night before my birthday and I realise the thing I have most to show for all these years ( apart from the son ) is hair. 💘
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5 years
Short break from the BUFFOONERY of UK and US politics. This time 11 years ago I was in hour 22 of a 38 hour labor. No pain meds, 10lb baby. Women should run the world.
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4 years
How’s it going ? #StayHome #MyCovidStory ( dunno who made this, but well done)
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4 years
#QueensSpeech felt incredibly moving this morning here in LA. The thanks she gave and unity she spoke of only highlighted the absolute dereliction of leadership here in America. #COVID19
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3 years
Doesn’t seem like a lot to ask?
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6 years
Only an asshole picks a fight with #Canada .
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I cried quite a lot last night , and screamed and danced and celebrated his life . This was one of the all time moments. #taylorhawkinstribute all love always 🖤
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
6 years
You are CLUELESS. The UK were marching in SUPPORT of the #NHS an extraordinary institution that save millions of lives every day and deserves more funding.
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The Democrats are pushing for Universal HealthCare while thousands of people are marching in the UK because their U system is going broke and not working. Dems want to greatly raise taxes for really bad and non-personal medical care. No thanks!
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4 years
THIS, IS CORRECT. 💘 #50
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I reached the end of Netflix. There is a giant waterfall over which you free-fall. You are definitely going to die but it’s very peaceful, except for the roar of the water. You end up with a book. #TrueStory #Netflix
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6 years
#ENGSWE OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
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2 years
My son, walking under the stage while AC/DC and the Foos played above. Every moment of last night was pretty extraordinary. Always loved #TaylorHawkins
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@driverminnie
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4 years
Rest in peace and love Joel ❌⭕️
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6 years
I’d like to play Melanie/Melania. You know, cause I’m an immigrant and I have an accent.
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3 years
Ffs. October 24th.
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4 years
So she left with her bread and her bun and some sort of restoration of belief in the kindness and trust that often feels absent, but is there in surprising corners. Dear @moltentoffee You are excellent. Thank you. I wish you everything good .
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What luck to have had the chance to hang around and watch you be brilliant. You called me Maxi. You were so beloved by everybody. All love to your family and friends. 🖤 #LeslieJordan
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5 years
Is Bill Barr related to Roseanne Barr ? (please don’t reply with an answer)
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@tylercoates I mean.... “OK, but go as big as your hair” was his most consistent note.💘
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4 years
I actually think it’s because vaginas are very smart and could navigate a voting booth. Where as Penis’ are a bit myopic and are basically the hanging chads of voting #toptips #vote
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Why is it that women who vote for women are always accused of voting with our vaginas but men who vote for men are never accused of voting with their dicks?
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As you can see, we had a really awful time making this movie…😀 it opens today, and I hope it brings some joy into your life! ✨ @Cinderella #CinderellaMovie @Camila_Cabello @KayKayCannon @nickgalitzine @PierceBrosnan
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Apparently I was a clue on Jeopardy! last night. Was the question: “Which actress got up at 5am to go to the airport and used eyeliner instead lipliner and no one told her until the TSA guy said she had ‘something on her face’ ? “ Cause that would have been totally legit.
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Posted a video feeding bread to ducks- a pastime I’ve participated in my whole life. Have been trolled harder than for any political/me too/anti-abortion opinion I’ve posted. How did I NOT know bread was bad for ducks? AM I GETTING CANCELLED COZ OF BREAD? (Wld sort of make sense)
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On @TheEllenShow today! Fall finale tonight of @Speechless_ABC 8.30/7.30c 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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Wicklow sunrise, putting the grace back into everything .
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You will know my Tweets are mine because they will have a British accent. #Twitter
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@billyeichner He often told me to act as big as my wig. 💘
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Cornish sunset turning me into a photographer of sunsets. Sorry.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Minnie’s wear pant suits. That’s it. 🖤
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A friend wrote my mother’s name on the beach at Mawgan Porth. It is shocking somehow, seeing her name; comforting though too. Strange, the things that reach into grief x
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I ♥️Cymru
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This is so good, because there isn't enough bitter, Pluto needlepoint . http://t.co/DH7IZDdPLy
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Fixed it. I know how you love a Sharpie @realDonaldTrump
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5 years
Can I throw trump away cause he doesn’t spark joy ? #TidyingUp #MarieKondo
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So my friend is on holiday in #Morocco and I guess Fez is a bit lonely cause he was scrolling thru #Tinder and guess who he found..?Yasmina?
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So now I have to address this: firstly, if I were anorexic, R U aware how toxic your 3 word commentary is? Imagine I were actually sick, would you just pronounce your diagnosis, say ‘so sad’ and feel good about trolling someone you don’t know who might really be suffering?
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“The fucking Christmas tree arrived”
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
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In all the sadness of this weekend, I wanted to share a thread that I know will remind you there is good and laughter and revelation in the world still x
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To all you kind well wishers: Had shoulder surgery yesterday. Had physical therapy today= I am taking opioids which are scary but necessary. The upside of opioids is that a wolf just jumped up into my bed and I am currently stroking its magnificent head. #lovely #hallucinations
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Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER
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I had a root canal. And now I’m having a little tequila at the airport. I definitely tipped the barman to give me kick in the event of it all going tits up before take off. ✈️🤞🏼
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