Alex Schatz @alexmschatz Twitter profile

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@omxgga I've started blocking every person who I see do it

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@RealMFresh Lmfao, there's not even a blurb

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@cnviolations what was the purpose of the cigarettes

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@garyhe Reminds me of that long thread from a while back that showed how negative reviews for scented candles on Amazon correlated with corona waves

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@sistinechaebol Sounds like this guy needs to get blacklisted from receiving deliveries

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@marybethgrace What aspect of 2016 high school is this person interested in exactly

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@myrrlyn Yes, the correct framing is "climbing carabiners are extraordinary versions of regular carabiners", not "regular carabiners are crap versions of climbing carabiners"

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@The_Pricenator_ @Smug_Legend Imagine having India until 1947

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@insaneppltweets Good point, terrible execution

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I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun #dataviz Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pandemic 1/n

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@depthsofwiki I lile how a Wikipedia page for a dachshund has a 'controversies' section

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@Lux_Stella_ I was kinda surprised they made that choice with her. Surely she's better known around the world by the first photo than by the second

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@Andr3jH "Mom, can you come pick me up? Yeah, they're doing Somali Pirate Discourse again"

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Follow authors to get new release updates

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@depthsofwiki Imagine having a tweet so good it becomes a common saying The only other two I can think of are milkshake duck and many such cases

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@bad2sentence 2008…

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@MattKleinOnline A population of 64? How on earth are they able to operate a government, impanel juries, etc. lol

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@the_aiju might just be something like this lmao

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@PubicZirconium I don't follow American politics much, but… it is just incredible how each side does a perfect 180 on moralising depending on who's being accused of what. The Democrats in the replies sound EXACTLY like the Republicans during that SCOTUS justice's hearings. EXACTLY.

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@cheeserburger @Goodtweet_man

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@CatEveryHour I'm happy to report that I am actually wrong

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@CatoInstitute You realise that planes are *less* efficient than high-speed rail for trips shorter than 500km or so, right?

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@waxingarcane @thecaptain_nemo Probably because they already made it back in 2015

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@AITA_reddit @legaladvice_txt I fired an employee because he's ethnically Chinese. AITA?

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@JFrankensteiner Improved it with a Matrix filter

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@TinyWriterLaura It also excludes me, a person who hates having to download a different app for fucking everything

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@Columned_ @FireWaIkWithJoe @collateral2OO4 My dad threw Skittles at the guy on his phone in front of us during Dune lol

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@NoContextBrits Shakespeare never wrote anything as good as 'All Women Are chickens And I'm In The Mood For Breast'

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@GoodReddit least horny high school boy

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@thee_snek Is that even possible now that the convention has passed

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@duckbldg "Enter the cat, weighing 6kg" sounds like a Shakespearean stage direction

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@jbrodkin Didn't even have enough to actually buy the stock photo lol

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@StealingValerie Seems like The (American) Office was supposed to be one but it lost the plot in that regard pretty quickly… and then to tried to go all-in on it in the last season Parks & Rec, weirdly, kept the same filming style but with no implication that it was a mockumentary

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@Authw8 @KrangTNelson Yeah, I love how an Allied tank is just a tank but a German tank is a Panzer lmao

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@seanw_m @watn_tarnation I've seen this before

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@Douggernaut_2 Twenty-five years old at the time of filming and has less than thirty minutes of actual screentime in the film, but puts on a performance that haunts the next *four* films Magnificent

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@es_aion This is my favourite conspiracy theory

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@AggieDave @BikerBoot @VP @NASA @marcorubio no it's not

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And here is our statement on touching flight hardware. For more information about the @NASA_Orion spacecraft, visit:

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@nikicaga Swing voters when Republicans start saying stuff like "Jews aren't white"

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@JadeAtrophis my first text after walking out of the theatre

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@AltHistCody The advice I've always heard is 'get through the intersection if you can, because slamming on your brakes might cause a rear-end collision'

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@AnonymousLeftie @DoomerCFC Wasn't this the night Bin Laden was killed too lmao

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@questionableco8 @switch1e_swoof @AwfulReddit

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@AggieDave @BikerBoot @VP @NASA @marcorubio "touching the surface is absolutely okay. Otherwise, the hardware would have had a protective cover" That seems pretty clear-cut to me.

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@shirts00 @insaneppltweets The thought of doing that makes me uncomfortably numb

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@PopulismUpdates Here's the article

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@NoContextBrits 'No interest in Christmas with the in-laws? This simple trick helps!'

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@nikicaga The Ecumenical Patriarchate publishes a document every year called a Kanonion with some liturgical instructions, and it also lists how many days that year we're allowed to eat meat This year it's 77

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@maiamindel It's mentioned in the first book that whenever they dug a well deep enough to reach water, the water always dried up, like the planet was a living being Haven't gotten far enough in the books to know whether this is elaborated upon

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@legaladvice_txt I hope this is illegal but knowing the state of American employment law I'm betting it's not

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@AbbyHiggs quebec language laws be like

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@CryptoScottyStu @es_aion It's just the funniest

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@real_lord_miles Second guy has clearly put a lot of thought into this scenario

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@agneswickfields My great-grandmother passed away a few years ago… born in 1910 when the Ottoman Empire was still around, lived through WWII in her thirties, was a young adult at the beginning of the Cold War and elderly at its end, and passed away right as TikTok was becoming popular

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@EvilChristos How does one have a political ideology at eight years old

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@RaceplayShawty LinkedIn is chock full of scams too

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@Ab__Elba This made me so angry that I actually emailed the editor—not something I've ever done before

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When I get angry I send extremely pompous emails

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@LinkofSunshine Do we finally have Gen Alpha's Annoying Orange?

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@LegoRacers2 two can play at this game

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@BadLegalTakes Courts… can write… a bill…

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@okimstillhungry the average cricket viewer does not need to know these field positions lol

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@CatEveryHour There's no way that cat is 32 years old

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@lachancenaomi27 our ai was dying of hungry

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@real_lord_miles 87 out of 100, pretty good score

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@itshornyjason @impeachpicnic @sadgirlhend lmao

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@BloodsareCrips That is the bread equivalent to wearing your tyres down to the point where they're basically racing slicks

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@bmock @Nexuist Hi-res high-refresh apparently

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@WealthyAutocrat My dad's brutal take is "because flags are mostly for children anyway"

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@LeviDecroce @AnonymousLeftie @DoomerCFC I think he went right from the dinner to the Situation Room, but yeah, he didn't want to raise suspicions by skipping the event

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@ttilley64 @BadEconTakes this is a bad take across at least a half-dozen different disciplines

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@cultured_tweets Three possibilities: 1) This is a joke. Most likely scenario. 2) This is real, but his friends think he's joking and are pulling his leg. 3) This is real, and these people are making the rest of our rents considerably cheaper.

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@LinkofSunshine Don't make me tap the sign

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@matttbastard What point is she even trying to make here

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@BadMedicalTakes who the fuck is making this shit up it's so elabourately wrong

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@halcyon_hazel we're so back

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@browsersatdv4 @matsigh world war is when one country invades another and all the other countries bicker about what half-assed sanctions they'll impose

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@danlehnermusic That was like the same day that Threads came out, which absolutely did not help

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@troychewning @Alan_Sneider66 @BillsFansmatt3r @Breaking911 161k kilometers is 100k miles. The equator has a circumference of 25k miles—fly around the Earth four times, and you've traveled the distance this asteroid came from us. Holy cow, that's close—assuming it was big enough to actually get through the atmosphere without burning up.

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@TrueSlazac 95% of the time when the US votes against a UN resolution that the rest of the world votes for, it's because the US was the only country that actually read past the title and they found something objectionable

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@_sn_n Apparently they've gotten so sick of YouTubers coming and filming videos about it that they've stopped giving them permission

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@hyperdiscogirl

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@1854plus1984 Leighbour is the hottest new girl's name of 2024

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@TrueSlazac "This ideology specifically designed to subject individuals to the state is exactly like an ideology based on individual rights"

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@real_lord_miles Surprised the Greens did so well in Berlin at this election seeing as I would've voted against them just to punish them for using this horrendous art style It has a name but I can't remember what it is. I think it's named after some American City where it was developed

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@tamphopho When I was at the Montreal airport, I made sure to only speak French so they wouldn't take me out back and shoot me

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@ADAlthousePhD "If p-value is exactly equal to 0.05, is that significant or insignificant" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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@AnnaGreenwoodL1 So Christ himself was being antisemitic when he *checks gospels* 'beginning with Moses and all the prophets, interpreted to them the things about himself in all the scriptures'?

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@ImSmilingRn Excellent choice sir

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@ItsMatt_Again From the replies to the tweet, it seems these exams serve different purposes I'm also guessing the SAT has more questions that are meant to be done quicker

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@BadEconTakes 'I just downloaded Tinder, so I'm almost married'

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