alexei 🦇 @alexeibatischev Twitter profile

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alexei 🦇

1 year

Yeah I support LGBTQ: Laryngeal theory Great Vowel Shift Back-formation Transformational-generative grammar Quirky subject

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@bilbosfootcomb I bet it's because the child has green highlights and yes I bet it's the mom's hair

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

to add to this, saying “paypal me the money” is NOT a linguist’s nightmare. maybe it’s the nightmare of copyrighters. but not linguists, we love this shit

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1 year

Holy shit lmao

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

“consent is sexy” actually consent is literally the bare minimum. why is the bar on the ground

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@alexeibatischev

4 years

memento mori 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

anti-religious left-leaning people having a stroke when they hear that i, a queer nonbinary woman, who wasn’t raised religious, became a christian and loves being a christian and also lgbtq

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

painting @falloutboy ‘s so much for stardust on my denim jacket hehehe 🖤🖤🖤

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

trans christians exist. queer christians exist. you can do all sorts of mental gymnastics and try to deny our existence but the simple fact is some christians are LGBTQ. and God loves them, God loves us

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

I am Russian, a Russian citizen, and I am completely AGAINST this war with Ukraine. Putin doesn’t care about human lives, about all the innocent people who will die in this war, on both sides. #НетВойнесУкраиной #NoWarInUkraine #NoWarWithRussia

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

Russian government forbade calling war with Ukraine a “war” or an “attack” or an “invasion”. The kremlin gremlin is scrambling to retain his power by banning media from using words now.

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

fun fact: in russian when there’s an awkward pause, you can say “a cop has been born”

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alexei 🦇

@alexeibatischev

10 months

hot education take: I hate describing Modern English vowels as "long" and "short." and I am about to make that everyone's problem

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alexei 🦇

@alexeibatischev

3 years

the more i learn about Anglicanism the more i’m in love tbh

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alexei 🦇

@alexeibatischev

6 months

an update!! i’m going by Alexei (Alex for short + all the possible diminutives (but behave yourselves!)). my pronouns are he/they.

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

they say linguists shouldn’t date each other but the laymen keep giving me their most insane ling theories debunked in ling 101

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

Should I get this for 10$??

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@alexeibatischev

9 months

@james_f_thomas From what I found it comes from Romani « zhouzho » – "clean, neat"

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@alexeibatischev

5 months

@elllleromanova очень хочу пошутить «а еще российские врачеи запретили гей отношения вообще. даже один раз вредно. нам очень нужно слушать российских врачей»

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

this is very relatable as an autistic person, but like let’s not forget not to abuse substances. plz

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@alexeibatischev

7 years

@las0s однажды парни поняли что не всё для них и у них отвалилось всё

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@alexeibatischev

5 months

i am trans and i am christian and im having an amazing Sunday today with my wonderful boyfriend <3 i hope y’all are doing well too 💖🐇

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

guys I’d really appreciate prayers for my granddad, he’s in the ER right now, he had pretty bad oxygen saturation.

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

i get the sentiment, yet it still really hurts to see people say they hate all russians, they wish all russians would die, they want to deport all russians from their country, and stuff like that.

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@Richard_Vixen he's just being real

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@alexeibatischev

10 months

the suffix -ulu might be the -izzle of the 2020s: delusional -> delulu solution -> solulu your examples?

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alexei 🦇

@alexeibatischev

9 months

how it feels telling people directly that i'm queer

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

me, after dentalizing my /t/ and /d/ when ordering from a mexican restaurant: it ain’t much but it’s honest work

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@katiedimartin people just be throwing the word bespoke anywhere because it sounds fun

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

no community note; it’s true, guys

🎏 | autistic gay wizard

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@alexeibatischev

7 months

ate soup, am warm, cat in vicinity

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@alexeibatischev

10 months

they're simply NOT that. it's confusing to learners. use IPA or a different transcription method. I hate distinguishing English vowels by length when length isn't even such an important feature in English

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@alexeibatischev

8 months

sorry haven’t been tweeting much, i am in a loving relationship—

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

hey guys, a (non-urgent-ish) prayer request: my stepbrother Dima apparently dropped out of college, and now they can draft him to fight in this horrible war. pray that he’s not conscripted, as he is 18. he wouldn’t survive it

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@alexeibatischev

7 years

@yevolos как человек с "пограничкой", не понимаю, зачем так бредово романтизировать болезнь. 🤔🤔

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

i literally am THE most religious person in my family. I’m not even kidding. what fucking trauma response are y’all talking about. i’m just autistic about god

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

I became a christian for many reasons, but one of them is because I am a socialist lol

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1 year

evangelicals: “if you study the bible then you will be conservative” me after studying the bible in seminary: “I’M A SOCIALIST!!!”

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

Otto was baptized today!!!! praise be to God

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@alexeibatischev

11 months

@HODEGETRIA_ Omg is this the freaking transphobic schismic anglican ……………………….

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

dear Ukrainians: if any of you are looking for asylum in the US, you can DM me and I can help you with translating and filling documents! шановні українці: якщо хтось із вас шукає притулку в США, ви можете написати мені, і я допоможу вам з перекладом та заповненням документів!

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@alexeibatischev

11 months

hey, can i kiss you? I really would love to close the research gap on quadrilabial clicks.

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

not to be absolutely dramatic but i am literally holding on by a single thread and life is really difficult right now and every day is absolutely overwhelming and i am coping horribly so i would love prayers or just thoughts

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

this is not about me but i feel like i am forced to defend myself every time. i never supported Putin, i never voted for him, I have protested his regime before and i have never been more against it as now.

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

me: yeah linguistics is a science actually excerpt from my paper:

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@GMADoveAwards Faith by Semler 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

me, a christian, flirting with a nonbinary person: hey… have you heard… there is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female…. cool, right?..

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

hate me but those tall “ugly” “Soviet block” “brutalist” apartment buildings ? yeah, those are good actually. those are actually better than not having any apartment buildings

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1 year

someone dropped off a huge fake salmon….

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@azirascrowley how is everyone arguing whether it’s a sex scene, that flew over my head 😭

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

Sberbank, Russian state-owned bank, is blocking the accounts of those who donated to Ukrainian fundraisers

Журнал DOXA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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3 years

⚡ Сбер блокирует карты россиян, которые жертвовали в украинские фонды. — Первый Отдел

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

this is what goes on in my head every time someone talks to me (real)

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

I’ve been so inspired by @gracebaldridge ’s newest single, I couldn’t not draw a piece with my favorite line ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@alexeibatischev

9 months

i hate that a side effect of autism is my socks are personally out to kill me

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@alexeibatischev

11 months

since people can be aromantic, i think it’s more than fair to say i’m hyperromantic as in i feel too much romantic attraction /hj

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

facebook marketplace is hemingway’s drafts

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

we all agree david tennant is hot, right?

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

i described linguistics as a « silly person major » but am i wrong? we’re all a bit silly

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@alexeibatischev

11 months

convince me that Twitter isn’t a dating/friendship site. you can’t. met so many great people on here

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

truth about being autistic that people don’t wanna tell you 😔

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@alexeibatischev

8 years

haha, I made a mistake in my previous tweet, but here's a tag yourself meme with Russian authors :))

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

officially eligible to apply for US citizenship 🤠

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

I PRAYED SO MUCH AND SHE CAME BACK

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

chop chop new haircut

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@alexeibatischev

9 months

crazy idea but you really don’t have to share every thought that comes into your head online

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@etheralfem Actually dogs and animals don’t have a concept of gender really. So any pronouns would work. Lmao. But you aren’t posting this in good faith, are you?;P

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

POV you wanna bring the gospel to somebody but first you check if their name is in your little elect handbook

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@alexeibatischev

6 months

was so tempted to say “for Lent i’m giving up womanhood” xD

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

my titktok thinks i’m somewhere between an exMormon, a Jewish girl, a gay Christian, and a former emo

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@alexeibatischev

7 years

you: lalaland me, an intellectual in Japan:

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1 year

at this point I have to ask, why even mention what someone’s pronouns are? this article doesn’t even try to hide the disdain it was written with lol

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

conservatives will say drag is bad but then why did people at liberty university like my bob the builder last minute halloween costume

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@alexeibatischev

11 months

my college has this lovely option I have not heard of before and it's "same gender loving"

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@alexeibatischev

10 months

prohibiting bi people from reclaiming d-slur or f-slur does actually nothing to the fact that bi people get those slurs thrown at them regardless. homophobes don’t care kinda, you know

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7 months

yeah i use any pronouns, nonconsensually (i get misgendered at work every day)

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6 months

blocking is self care

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7 months

your local slacking grad student who posts one bomb discussion post a week

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

babe wake up the linguists are discourse analyzing your texts

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@alexeibatischev

7 months

#NewProfilePic also got a new haircut obviously. it’s been a while

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

found the most autistic content before being diagnosed and it’s literally me practicing different emotions

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10 months

my contribution to the blackout poetry rejection letter party

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

got myself a rainbow flag today and bro queer joy is so real

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@alexeibatischev

2 years

@KevinAbroad1 I think it's an example of using sight words in teaching reading. a child memorized the words in print and doesn't need to decode them to reproduce them vocally.

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@alexeibatischev

3 years

💁🏼‍♀️ is this 🦋 the American dream?

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1 year

could a depressed person go for a walk? that’s what i thought

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2 years

this week in grad linguistics: analyzing russian gen z memes

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1 year

laypeople: wow you’re a linguist? you must care a lot about grammar and know so much about languages! meanwhile actual linguists: what is a word?……. what is language??….

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@alexeibatischev

10 months

i have been walking home past 8 the last two days, and the weather in anchorage is so cold and biting. my heart goes out to all who do not have a shelter right now in alaska. and i am so angry the authorities seem to not care at all about all the people who’ve died and will die.

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2 years

let’s not quote tweet the thread of a white supremacist who 1) isn’t a linguist 2) doesn’t make adequate claims that are based in reality and 3) oh right, a white supremacist :////

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

@_plantmama @samisntokay It cut off the beginning but yes. Something like “Picture me romantically, standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset”

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2 years

mug update!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

just a minute, i need to calculate my egg

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1 year

anchorage……………. never change, i guess

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1 year

felt cute. will not delete uWu

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@alexeibatischev

1 year

HELP AMELIA, A TRANS WOMAN FROM RUSSIA ! Russian government is out to destroy trans people, and Amelia needs help leaving that horrible country. she’s also looking for a video editing job in EU/US/Canada!!! Please share

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🚨СБОР СРЕДСТВ И ПОИСК РАБОТЫ Привет, меня зовут Амелия, я трансгендерная девушка из рф. Ввиду того, что это гос-во не ставит ни во что мои права, я решила уехать из этой страны, но мне нужна ваша помощь. Я объявляю сбор средств, а также я ИЩУ РАБОТУ МОНТАЖЁРКИ в ЕС/США/КАНАДЕ!