1/ Gather round kiddies, it's "A conspiracy theory that doesn't seem like a conspiracy theory if you think about it"🧵.
I took a 4.5 hour nap at like 19:00, and now I'm wide awake and 💨🥣.
As always, sources used to word 🤢 this 🧵 at the end... with gifs.
@theliamnissan
Nice try famous Hollywood actor Liam Nissan!
You can't fool us!
I'm boycotting all your movies!
Borrowed
Love Kinda
Skirmish of the Titans
Battleboat
Les Ennui
Batman Starts
@fuq_capitalism
@davenewworld_2
I've worked for large corporations my entire career, local shops, especially smaller operations, will take commissions like this bec. A) payment is [typically] guaranteed B) it gives them an in for future orders, so it's normally a safe bet.
This was a fucked up move by Tesla.
@VerminusM
@ecomarxi
Putting "That's a fact" at the end of a Tweet doesn't make something a fact. Shocking, I know! But dem der be da breaks!
Just say you're cool with Isreal slaughtering Muslims and go on about your day.
@KeneAkers
Woah... just... woah...
A quick Google search and yep... Babe Ruth, the hero of American baseball, the ONE player, even non-baseball fans, could name... was white passing.
Mind=BLOWN.
Wow... how much history had been hidden from us in the name of white supremacy?
@MacFarlaneNews
Sooo the Trump camp spends this week getting dick kicked at the DNC and next week getting bitch slapped by Jack Smith?
I love the find out portion of his fuck around journey.
@USSGoodGirl
@yashar
Welp, Barron Von Future Patrick Bateman aka Lurch... pals around with white nationalists and Nazis soooo he deserves all the fucking hate he gets.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
@pesach_lattin
What shooting?
He wasn't shot.
It was a staged assassination attempt to try to wag the dog before the RNC... if he's being doped up, it's bec. his camp knows he's one second away from a complete meltdown.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
@LqLana
@coaltiger211
I'm old enough to remember when he was a joke mayor who was about as popular as genital warts at band camp, but 9/11 happened & he was sitting in the mayors office soooo he rode that to becoming some conservative hero bec. they are nothing if not predictable.
@RepJackKimble
Your panicked tweets read like someone who 100% without a doubt is gonna flip... and I love this for you.
I love it so much that I unblocked you to watch it in real time.
Buckle up buttercup!
The find out portion of your fuck around journey is just beginning.
@umairh
Sadly, the people who need to hear this are 100% cool with what's going on bec. they think it won't negatively impact them... and by the time they realize it, it'll be too late.
It will never not blow my mind that in 🇺🇸 a black woman has to be pitch perfect in every way, and a rich old white guy with dementia only has to not shit his pants.
@VerminusM
@theasefountain
@ecomarxi
Bwahahahahahaha
Bruh... again... just say you're cool with Muslims getting killed and keep it moving.
Israel aren't the good guys here, but you already know that.
@Laurieluvsmolly
@ErinInTheMorn
I'm white, and these white women who attempt to co-op blackness or, more accurately said, what racists think of as black is offensive AF so I can't imagine what black Americans think of this.
@deep_dab
Hey hun,
Going forward, please don't touch or open ANYTHING she leaves for you. Even if you THINK there's a small chance she left it.
Don't confront her again. Record her from a safe distance noting the date, time, & place. Save it on in a Dropbox someone you trust can access.
@fuq_capitalism
@davenewworld_2
Love, I agree, but a small business trusted a much MUCH larger business, which, again, is not unheard.
You'd be surprised at what having the proper [insert business name here].com email address will get you.
Just sayin'.
@KeneAkers
As a white person, I never think about seeing a full white flight crew bec. I'm part of the "default setting" if you will... so I don't think I'll fully be able to appreciate how cool this is, but it is cool nonetheless.
@Northsiders1985
@AP
1. They weren't "trials".
2. They didn't "flop".
2a. There was tons of testimony from TFG top officials.
3. He tried to overthrow democracy with the help of domestic terrorists.
There's nothing more un-American than a gawddamn Trump supporter.
@TheRickWilson
Babe... it's been a long day but I need this so let's skip the foreplay and just get down to business...
Who is the *someone* who took a trip to find out junction?
@liz_churchill10
@LauraLoomer
Fine... I'll play... what treason did Obama commit?
I only have 2 rules if you play:
1. You must provide actual sources and not alt-right propaganda, which I will read after doing a bias check on the source.
2. If I respond with a sourced article, you have to read it too.
@CJLawrenceEsq
In their defense, pulling a gun on black people is part of their training.
Had she been white, it wouldn't have been an issue, so it's kinda on her for ::checks notes:: living while black.
Heavy sarcasm.
#ACAB
@FordJohnathan5
@Bystander777
The fact that our government is being held hostage by an extremist minority will never not blow my mind.
Hey, any non-christofascists Republicans left... it's time to pick a side: democracy or christofascism, aka Sharia Law for White Jesus.
@ErinInTheMorn
Dear Baby Jesus,
I don't ask for much, but if you could possibly find it in your tiny baby Jesus' heart to post a video of the room while this played... and if it's not asking for too much, make sure there's tons of crowd shots.
Kay, thanks, byeee or Amen or whatever
@TheRickWilson
@mishhhhell
@NoLabelsOrg
They saw how the Bernie or Bust helped him in 2016, and they're trying to run the same play, but what they don't realize Bernie had legit support and a proven track record... all the GOP has is a Wal-Mart brand Kennedy.
@KeneAkers
I'm super glad the state of Georgia has solved:
Child hunger
Poverty
Homelessness
Failing schools
Medical debt
Etc,.
And has so much disposable income to build this.
Wait, I'm getting confirmation that Georgia has done exactly 0 of that and are spending tax dollars on this.
@smalls2672
Texas is about to lose tons of qualified doctors, like is happening in Alabama & other deep red states.
It sucks for those stuck there and who voted correctly, but if there's a bright side to be found over a long enough timeline... it'll even out.
@Here_and_Now74
@theliamnissan
It's a fake account?!?!?
Well shit, why didn't someone tell me?
I feel so stupid.
Thanks, oh, wise Jessie Whoozits... I wouldn't want to look stupid on the internet.
Watching "Waco: American Apocalypse" on Netflix... I 100% know that these wack-a-doodles would have voted for Trump.
The fact that one lady is attempting to justify raping children just confirms it.
@piyushmittal
Is it just me, or is
@RepRaskin
that cool uncle that's like, "I tried to warn you to not fuck with millennials, but fuck it... let's see where this takes us." every time he's sitting next to
@JamesComer
?
🤣
@SumitHansd
This is as real as Donald's "assassination" attempt and those "Venezuelan gang members" taking over some complex in Colorado.
Y'all are so stupid it's offensive.
@Foxbite2
@theliamnissan
Yep, I'm the one that's dense.
Liam Nissan is an Oscar nominated actor out here showing his ass daily on Twitter, but suuuure attack me!
🤣
@KeneAkers
She was a baby & had NO say over anything. She then spent the entirety of her adult life being an excellent human.
if you've never seen anything about her life & the "golden era" of 🎥, I'd recommend it... if for no other reason than to see how much (and little) things changed.
@FonnyRouche
@fuq_capitalism
@davenewworld_2
Well, man, I don't understand how people are out here blaming the pie shop.
I blame whatever VP+ level person who told the person to cancel the order bec. if anyone gets fired for this (and I hope they don't), but you don't cancel an order like that without being told to.
@notcapnamerica
I just came here to see who people were guessing is the "her" you're referring to... I am not disappointed... though special shout out to
@SnarkyLibruhl
for the Lindsey Graham mention.
10/10 no notes
Let's not forget that Trump has been rushed by secret service while on stage at least twice that I remember with a look of terror on his face both times but this time he's Billy Bad Ass when there's actual shots fired?
The math ain't mathing.
@FlavorFlav
@vmfraley
My favorite thing about the Olympics is Flavor Flav showing up every 4 years and reminding everyone what a good human he is because you know he does shit like this all year long, but he really gets to show out on a global stage... like the athletes he supports.
@RepJackKimble
Omg! Derp... I saw the beanie and thought you were Pool...
I'll leave it up since you got me... but I think this makes us even for the whole I corrected your joke yesterday got 0 credit.
🤣🤣🤣
A 🧵 with the sus shit that happened in Pittsburgh on Saturday with a few new things don't think many people caught... wth memes bec. I wasn't hugged enough as a child, so I process through humor.
Let's gooo!
I don't know who needs to hear this but "Butterfly in The Sky" is on Netflix, and it's 100% pure dopamine delivered directly to your brain.
@levarburton
is a national treasure, and I will forever be grateful to him and the entire team working on Reading Rainbow.
@MarilouBurnel
@davenewworld_2
Babe, I've worked for large corporations my entire career... it's not unheard of for smaller local shops to take commissions like this just to have the chance to work with the company.
Tesla fucked up here.
@Imani_Barbarin
@onward2waffles
Yep.
Some More News did a great breakdown on how republicans & Christianity help super charge grooming & make sexual abuse worse in conservative circles.
@maddenifico
@lanechanged
I'll be honest I've brought this up in a few spaces where they're still hand ringing about "oh this is terrible. We must vote." Yeah, no shit... but we need to have a plan just in case and was met with crickets or was yelled at.
Some people aren't ready for this conversation.
I get that all of this sounds crazy but you have to keep a few things in mind:
1. Faking assassination attempts is straight out of the fascist playbook.
2. MAGA leaders want a civil war. They were hoping this would set something off, but even MAGA is like:
@WorderFarmer
@NickLongo
What's weird is that the venue he's at has a max capacity of less than 2,300 seats, and he'll maybe fill 800 seats if he's lucky.
Harris filled 2 venues today in NC:
Bojangles Coliseum 8,600
Greensboro Coliseum 22,000
Cry harder cultist.
@LangmanVince
Cool story, bro.
When you're done tongue tickling Trump's taint, can you point me to where he laid out his tax, health care, or educational policies?
Tons of people attend the WWE; that doesn't mean Vince McMahon should be president.
@MacFarlaneNews
I was wondering if the "Trump won" outburst would impact others and it turns that out it did.
I love this for them, and hopefully, the DOJ will appeal his 10 year sentence.
Dear Fellow White Women,
If you see if you see 'F--- the White women' and you feel any kind of way about it, other immediate laughter bec. it's a pathetic attempt to divide... please know you are 1,000% the white women they were talking about.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
@PopularLiberal
However, I am specifically requesting that if a funding gap begins at 12:00 a.m. on October 1, 2023, my salary be temporarily withheld until legislation is passed... bec. Russia has said they would cover my pay during this time.
@ImKnotTheOne
@Cort_B
That Danesh Guy is already on it... I keep trying to tag
@TizzyEnt
on it, too.
I want ALL OF THEM named and shamed.
Every single one who didn't stand up needs to be called out as well!
@kyle_olemiss
@Northsiders1985
@AP
I don't remember voting for Hunter Biden nor do I recall him working in the White House. You know who DID work in the White House?
Ivanka and Jared.
From 2016-2020, while we were watching the 🗑🔥 that was the Trump administration² we lost focus on the state & local levels... which is how
@SpeakerJohnson
snuck in.
Before the speaker vote thing did anyone outside of Louisiana's 4th know who this Christian Nationalist³ was?
At least with Bill Barr, we knew from the jump he was a piece of shit... Merrick Garland, on the other hand, used his Keebler Elf stature, and Obama nod for SCOTUS to lull us into a false sense of security.
Most useless AG ever.
Once Harris wins, the dude's gotta go.
@davenewworld_2
It will never not blow my mind that some people are like "who needs heathcare, affordable educations, and better social programs? Let's give all our money to military contractors."
We are literally the dumbest fucking country.
@RaineyOvalle
@pierrefleury_
How broken do you have to be as a human to look at Mychal and think "sus"?
He's literally just a positive dude who found a love for reading & kindness & wants to spread it.
@mk_indy
@BenZeisloft
Because I'm a grown ass woman who likes sex, oh wait, you were asking him... oh, well, I stand by initial response.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Say what you will, but there's no way an actual secret service agent would wear their hair in a long ponytail... none, zip, zilch, zero.
It's dangerous and against regulation, which an actual secret service agent would know.
But wait, there's more...
@smalls2672
He is hands down one of my favorite content creators on TicTok... 2nd, only to the dude who has an epic ongoing GoT type tale about a family vying for Olive Garden and the kid with the Jerry Springer Barbie drama.
Don't judge me! Sometimes, you gotta turn your brain off. 🤣
Before 7/13, there's not 1 pic of Trump with his secret service team where there's a ♀️ agent in close guard, but that day he had 3 or 4?
Google "Trump with Secret Service" hit images.
If you find 1 pre 7/13 pic, I'll pull this 🧵 and apologize... but y'all won't.
I looked.
::Curb Your Enthusiasm theme::
My favorite part of Twitter is watching people learn in real time that RFK Jr. missed the deadline to be removed from the ballot and realizing he's gonna pull from Trump voters.
#TemuKennedy
You know who helped pay for the lawsuit that got RFKjr and
@CornelWest
on the NC Ballot ?
Me.
I help fund
@voterchoice
. I’m not a fan of the two party system and
@voterchoice
helps get candidates on ballots. And we are good at it.
His NC org came to us for help. We
@realTuckFrumper
It's nice for him to play the hits:
- Illegal immigrants are invading the US
- Witch hunt
- Yuge crowds
- I'm the healthiest smartest human ever