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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 months

@Historiographos Ah yes, the late 1900’s when we only had dial up internet connection

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@repkevinhern respectfully, this sounds like a mad-lib

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

11 months

@_JeanLannes going to send these to the opps house (I don’t have any)

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@MySportsUpdate Tom Brady is going to leave the Buccaneers to go back and retire with the Patriots

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Alex Colorado

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5 months

@dallascowboys @BankofAmerica JORDAN LOVE FOR MVP

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5 months

@MorlockP I work in public health and every doctor or researcher with a million degrees who have done groundbreaking discoveries just want to be called by their first names or nickname lol

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@alexcolor

2 months

@alanhenney Quick clips from the scene, I had just left madhatter right after it happened

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@RealSkipBayless him after his last tweet

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

3 months

@EODHappyCaptain Used to work with a CW5 when I did logistics for the Army, super smart dude who was able to break down any complex concept into something that could be easily understood. He also had a Ph.D and we used to joke if we should call him Chief or Dr

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

11 months

@yashar @VivekGRamaswamy never knew Grant Cardone was a Scientologist, always thought of him as one of those course scamming guys, explains a lot now haha

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 months

@libsoftiktok Rich people in the country club:

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 months

@kaitlancollins gotta love living through major historical events every single day

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 years

I don't think vineyard vines envisioned having an ad on a wiz khalifa song http://t.co/PRcnV5fnLS

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@LtRevDan If my doctor asked me for a tip I’d respectfully ask them to undo the procedure they just did lol

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

@CNN me seeing that the GOP has picked another speaker designate today

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

@supbruss oh damn this blew up, I feel like a hipster because I liked it when it had like 5 favs lmao

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

5 months

@capitalweather pentagon city

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 months

Interns after their first week on Capitol Hill

Washingtonian Problems

@WashProbs

10 months

Who exudes this kind of energy in DC?

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

11 months

@RealCandaceO nah I’m good

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@CNN The House of Representatives going for a 15th speaker vote on Monday

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@RealSkipBayless cancel him

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

11 months

@HeinzUK @Barbie make sure you don’t make this mistake

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 months

@dyingscribe Not sure why everyone is freaking out in the replies lol, if you buy an Epic Pass early, or regionally (i.e East Coast) it’s really not that expensive. Can’t forget the discount for military too, it’s a steal

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

I'm pretty sure Mason parking would still give the presidential motorcade a ticket for illegally parking somewhere on campus

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

@garyfromteenmom 🅱️rocs

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

5 months

@archi_tradition @world_walkerz I had never been to Eastern Europe until recently, but I thought Bucharest, Romania was very nice

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

There could be a zombie apocalypse and GMU would be the last thing to close

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

@WashProbs My DC neighborhood is great (I actually live in Arlington, VA)

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

@JakeSherman @bresreports watching the days pass by as we go without a Speaker of the House

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

2 years

I remember back in the 2013 shutdown my sister was set to compete in a really big rowing regatta in college, but the race was administered in a park the federal government ran and the race got cancelled due to the shutdown, she was so mad

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I'm just going to give people some life advice: DO NOT plan a major trip to a national park or other major federal installation for Oct. 1, 2023.

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

@EliseStefanik @MikeJohnson

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

2 months

@JuliaManch Been experiencing this since late last year for UberX’s, if I’m running behind heading somewhere I just pick a higher tier (Comfort, etc) so I’m not late

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

2 months

Stay safe out there - decided to wait a little before going into Decades and glad we did

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2 months

DUPONT CIRCLE SHOOTING WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE SHOT --- 1200 blk Connecticut Ave NW / 1200 blk 18th St NW. So far ~5 people shot including a security guard. Shooter was allegedly outraged he was forced from a club and opened fire. Police have a shooter and gun in custody.

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@Reagan_Airport Airport where you don’t have to ride some school bus tank thing where you get packed like sardines in-between terminals: DCA

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

@AndySwift @conservmillen the left can’t meme

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

when it’s cold snapchat becomes an informal contest of who’s in the coldest weather

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends MAGA

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 months

@FEMAspox @fema @FCC bro it was 2 minutes early

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

11 years

. @MasonParking I'm sorry, I thought this was America

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

Anyone else have @Xfinity in the DMV and it’s also currently down?

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

@supbruss *First LSA graduate to go viral on twitter* lol put that on your resume

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

I have been waiting for UVA to lose this bad since they waitlisted me for college #UMBCvsUVA

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

@JackPosobiec Two scoops and now two name plates lol

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@jaketapper 15th times the charm!

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

Someone hacked into my old @SUBWAY account and ordered food but made the fatal error of not switching emails so I got all of the prep and delivery notifications - I called DoorDash driver to tell them to take the food home and not deliver it

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@NFLonCBS If Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl with an 8-9 team, you might as well disband the NFL

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 months

Big power outage in Arlington right now - saw reports that DCA had a lapse in power and a ton of buildings in Pentagon City and Crystal City have no power, including major federal buildings and offices. Everyone is just walking around outside now

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

Had a great turnout at my @southerntide raffle during the homecoming tailgate! #STAmbassador http://t.co/AGHZwEw1U1

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 years

. @leyawn I don't think they know what cats look like either http://t.co/IgaeL5lw2W

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

If your location doesn't have a Snapchat filter, you're in the middle of nowhere: a millennial's guide to travel

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@WashProbs St Anselm

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@alexcolor

1 month

@lutherlowe The bar in the Whole Foods next door to me is always busy and it’s kind of surprising how packed it is at times

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@whitebutfast @ComradeDoyIe @hudsonschantz Forgot Mr. Brightside by the Killers haha

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

5 months

@WashProbs liking the music in the Super Bowl Half Time show but I feel like I’m trapped on the 2000/2010’s hits floor in Decades lol

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@NPR BALLOT 15, GIVE IT UP FOR BALLOT 15!!!

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

7 years

@Reverend_Scott “fantastic beats”

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

Safety first

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

Apple is doing battery replacements for $29 on iPhone 6’s or later starting next year, spread the word

CNBC

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6 years

BREAKING: Apple apologizes for battery slowdown

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 years

. @ImShmacked JMU < GMU

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

if you're wondering how grad school has been going, I got denied from a job I didn't even apply for

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

s/o to @JohnClements43 for the new avi

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

3 years

Happy New Year to the stimulus check that just deposited into my account

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

this last week summed up in one picture: http://t.co/eJsT2vPDaj

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

With the all the Antonin Scalia law school stuff, at least our school has something noteworthy other than the 2006 Final Four

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@Fiona_Harrigan My poor ratings were my early days of Uber lol, learned the hard way in grad school to not always be the main person who orders an Uber during the pregame and splits with your friends (who proceed to be loud or throw stuff in the car 😑)

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 years

-Unless that ticket is from Mason Parking Services http://t.co/1gPC8M61f5

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

5 years

We’re planning a Christmas party at work and we need music. I suggested we just make a playlist on a streaming service like Spotify but one of these boomers at work is really adamant about getting A/V support so we can play music from a CD 😑

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

mason wifi: oh that's a nice hw assignment you're working on, would be a shame if you couldn't turn it on time

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 months

@jbillinson Air Bud for Speaker

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

Thanksgiving family update: my aunt and uncle have become doomsday preppers

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

5 years

@lachlan

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

1 year

@Chris_Grosse Forgot to include these pens

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

6 years

So my supervisor added me in a group chat with some of her friends from work, to invite us to a BBQ she’s having for a relative. I think they forgot about me in there lol

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 months

@IsabelleAliciaa I’m just imagining this dude being like “bro please don’t step in front of the camera while I’m recording”, I would just obstruct the view every time

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

10 years

@GSElevator like this? http://t.co/WJKas5rrTZ

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

spent 25 mins at Starbucks and didn't get my drink, so like any rational person I ordered 5 more on tapingo just to back up their order log

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

8 years

some of my hobbies include going out in public wearing business clothes so people think I have a job

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

I think its funny how theres orientations during finals week,nothing says Welcome to Mason like sleep deprived students stressed over finals

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

4 months

@mhp_guy I used to live in Huntsville and I can’t sell it enough haha, everyone up north and in DC always gives me eyebrows when I said I lived in Alabama, but then I give my 30 minute spiel about Huntsville and I’ve generally changed their mind about the south

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years

Was going to skip my econ class to go to the Bernie Sanders town hall,then I realized Id benefit more from facts instead of liberal rhetoric

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Alex Colorado

@alexcolor

9 years