Michael @alex051496 Twitter profile

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Michael

6 years

Counts to be taken seriously: -Bank (ac) -Cholesterol -Blood cell -Calorie Counts not to be taken seriously: -Follower -Trophy -FB friends -Dracula

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2 years

@SenWarren What a crock of crap...I went to college and worked hard...and when "life happened", I worked harder...and finished school...and got a job...and kept working hard.

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3 years

@BankofAmerica I didn't go to DC. I fully condemn the riots and rioters. I will never do business with BOA until the day I die.

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@alex051496

10 years

Amazed that so many take full advantage of the "flaunt it", while vastly misinterpreting the "IF you got it" prelude!

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10 years

GF How many lovers have you had? BF I don't count GF A lot, I bet, more than 30 BF Yes GF Over 60 BF Yes GF OMG, I've had 9 BF Whore

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8 years

Nostalgic for the days when "wit" was a measure of cleverness and guile versus a preposition.

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3 years

@NewsBytesApp

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2 years

@ByronYork @NYMag My brain hurts thinking of the 25 photos that were rejected before choosing this one.

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2 years

And...just like that, the Dow is below the level when the Lieden Administration came into office with no end in sight.

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10 years

Can baby North West ever truly be a One Direction fan?

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10 years

I am "I remember when George Michael was every woman's dream guy" years old.

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2 years

@AaronParnas I have $50,000 that says you're wrong if you care to wager.

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2 years

@EWErickson

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2 years

@mail_american Donna Brazile knows as much about economics as Pete Buttagieg does about unhooking a bra.

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10 years

You "don't do anal" as in you would like a new pair of Louboutins or as in REALLY don't do anal?

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3 years

@PolitiBunny

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10 years

Knocking that idiotic hat off Pharrell's head would make me happy.

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@alex051496

2 years

@LindseyGrahamSC @SenWhitehouse To hell with you and Mitch McConnell for passing the bloated $2 trillion omnibus bill. You hide behind the increased military spending as an excuse. Conservatives have no more leaders within the party. You, McConnell, Romney, et al are self-serving frauds and grifters.

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2 years

@NikkiFried I did 4 years ago and God answered our prayers.

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2 years

@RepLizCheney Have fun during your last 6 months of shameless self-promotion. You are an embarrassment to every true conservative.

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@alex051496

3 years

@DailyCaller The Woke are having a tough week ..my heart bleeds.

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2 years

@AP_Politics The Mayor of a Podunk, Indiana town who could not solve a pothole problem is the Secretary of Transportation. If that doesn't say it all...

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2 years

@LangmanVince I would like to thank the four homeowners for donating their drapes for a good cause.

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

I was feeling soooooo special being added to a beautiful TC's "future ex-husband" list until I saw the 76 others on it. -Humbling

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2 years

@RyanAFournier Uncertain if this is true, but it makes my day, if so. Maybe Psaki will tell us this is Putin's fault.

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

RL: If I can make one person laugh today, my day has been a success. Twitter: If I make ONE person laugh today, I am a complete failure

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@alex051496

2 years

@Madisontx76 Decks of cards...the racism card, the fascism card, the white supremacy card, the misogynist card, etc....to be used when there is no basis in fact.

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@alex051496

10 years

Nanosecond definition: How long it takes me to move past when I see terms/conditions of a follow back in your bio.

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2 years

@USATRUMPMAN1 Progressives unable to procreate is the best news that I have heard since 1/20/21.

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@alex051496

3 years

@SenWhitehouse I do agree that Jennifer Rubin gets it...wrong every time.

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2 years

@PolitiBunny

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@alex051496

10 years

Feed a man a fish...and he'll tell you he wanted steak.

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2 years

@JennaEllisEsq @alexstein99

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2 years

@rachisawake Joe: I pooped my pants. Jill: I get it...I am out in public in this s**t outfit.

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2 years

@001mellie The Ivy League swimming records....

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@alex051496

4 years

@AOC As a tangible "applause" to Goya for standing up to the cancel culture; I will buy $50 of Goya products and take to a food bank.

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

Dear Twitter, Your "Who(m) to follow" suggestions are broken. I wouldn't follow Nicki Minaj to a Charlie Sheen party. Sincerely, Me

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@alex051496

10 years

I get it Van Gogh, my last Tweet will not be fully appreciated until after my death.

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Michael

@alex051496

3 years

@CNN "Supply chain"? "Back in Scranton, Corn Pop used to wear a chain"!

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@alex051496

10 years

Your saying, "I can do that with both hands tied behind my back" has a very different meaning in adulthood than it did in childhood.

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

On Twitter for a month- 1. Installed bullet proof glass for my office windows 2. Metal detector for employees 3. Mandatory breathalyzers

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Michael

@alex051496

1 year

@sportingnews 🤡 🤡 🤡 Skin color? Really? When is enough, enough? PS. My LSU Tigers are an all Black team and I never hear Coach Mulkey mention race...excuses, much?

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Michael

@alex051496

2 years

@Ken_Leth @thor_benson Maybe it was your spelling they didn't like.

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

"That's an awful Tweet; I'm not going to R/T that regardless of the Tweeter". -Said not nearly enough people on Twitter

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@alex051496

10 years

"Here's a flight, there's a flight, everywhere a flight, flight..." -Me sending American Airlines tickets to my TCs

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@alex051496

4 years

@Scaramucci @ProjectLincoln As an Italian, I am torn between wanting to take an immediate shower and/or changing my name each time I see or here from the slimeball "Mooch".

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@alex051496

10 years

I'm "Eddie Murphy & Kevin Costner made watchable movies" years old.

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@alex051496

2 years

@YALiberty When will the madness end...eff me.

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@alex051496

3 years

@Quicktake

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

Yes. Yes. Yes. You're right. (Then I left).

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@alex051496

2 years

@POTUS Is the Putin, Putin, Putin mantra the 2022 version of Schiff's Russia, Russia, Russia mantra or the 2021 Russian disinformation, Russian disinformation, Russian disinformation chant?

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Michael

@alex051496

6 years

Me: You're beautiful. Her: Your amazing. *Ends relationship -A memoir

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@alex051496

2 years

@Oprah The Fetterman voter showing her good taste in leaders...she once called Harvey "God"!

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@alex051496

2 years

@hardhatbeast Poor Roosevelt minding his own business, just doing a little armed robbery and the employee had the nerve to protect himself/herself. What's the world coming to when you can't just commit a simple armed robbery!

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Michael

@alex051496

10 years

Rest in peace. 1. Adam Sandler's "funny" 2. Prince's dignity 3. Cameron Diaz's "pretty"

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Michael

@alex051496

2 years

@dagenmcdowell Dagen is a treasure and The Five is always better with her. I can think of a few Fox hosts that I would reassign to make more room for Dagen. She makes The Five, Gutfeld!, et al better with any appearance.

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@alex051496

2 years

@JonLemire I must have missed the bees...I haven't seen one spoonful of honey...or sugar. Ms. Jankowicz.

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@alex051496

10 years

Drinking champagne at 9 am is seen as tasteful..drinking anything else at 9 am is seen as a problem..cheers...(lifting flute of champagne).

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2 years

@ArtValley818_ Compliance.

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2 years

@arthanshaw

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6 months

@chase_the_high I would risk the potential eye injury.

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@alex051496

4 years

@MayorJenny In response to last night's death in the nation of CHOP...SOL will no longer be an acronym for Summer Of Love, but will be renamed Shootings Or Lootings.

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2 years

@amandalaurenm Quit loosing you're mines over this, people. Their is always going to be unintelligents hear.

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2 years

@TwitterSafety There goes every Adam Schiff Tweet.

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3 years

@STtp247 If by caught in a blatant lie is one's definition of "triggered", then you nailed it.

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4 years

@PioneerMuseum67 The difference is that although we will cast different ballots, I wish you no harm.

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@alex051496

2 years

The Crackodile Hunter.

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@alex051496

10 years

If she's willing to have sex with you right there on the kitchen counter, don't take her for granite.

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2 years

@PolitiBunny And...just like that, the DJIA is below where it was when the Lieden Admin took office...down about 6000 points from its peak with no end in sight. Rich people's problems, you say? Gallup, 2022...58% of American adults own stock. Billions in retirement money is disappearing.

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@alex051496

2 years

@RepLindaSanchez Classless move at the baseball game...no surprise.

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@alex051496

2 years

@ArmentoMike @RyanAFournier @JoeBiden You are aware that they: 1. Had an option of not crossing the border illegally. 2. Could not have been bussed without consent. Yes, they are being used, but actions have consequences.

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@alex051496

10 years

Do they send the actual trophy via UPS or FedEx...and is shipping included or must I provide my account number?

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@alex051496

3 years

@MSNBC

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@alex051496

2 years

@TeaPainUSA Idiot.

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@alex051496

2 years

@BetoORourke Misinformation! The "I'll be a governor" is an assumption based upon an impossibility.

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2 years

@BetoORourke I can't speak for all, but I am a Republican that has lived in the big cities of Houston and now, Dallas. Not ONE of the hundreds of conservatives with whom I have worked or know even casually is voting for Robert Francis. You, sir, are alone.

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@alex051496

10 years

My favorite oxymorons: 1 California culture 2 Found missing 3 Hospital food 4 Microsoft Works 5 Rap music 6 Twitter Code 7 Twitter Elite

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@alex051496

3 years

@APEntertainment @rachelzegler One of multiple reasons why this woke disaster is bombing at the box office...

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@alex051496

3 years

@kylegriffin1 I applaud @ProjectLincoln ...better to spend stolen donor money on this ad vs. bribing young boys for favors as is the norm.

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2 years

@RNCResearch In his defense, it was 5 seconds earlier and we do change our minds over time.

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2 years

@Leigh108Chevaux This is satire, right?

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@alex051496

1 year

@gtconway3d Over the next 18 months, George Conway will: (1) be divorced; (2) continue to grift; (3) continue to spew propaganda; (4) still be obese.

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@alex051496

10 years

Miracles of modern medicine...I see people walking around leading perfectly healthy lives after they've spoken of being thrown under the bus

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2 years

@Liz_Cheney This reminded me to send $50 to your opponent.

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2 years

@catturd2 Hers is designer wear, but you may buy for less at Tents R Us.

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3 months

@ClubRandom_ @billmaher @katiecouric Hey, elitist frump...I am a Mensan and I support Trump. So, as someone with an IQ greater than yours; what could it be that has me supporting Trump? I know he is flawed, but your side is offensive in virtually all ways possible.

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1 year

@KatiePavlich

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@alex051496

10 years

If you're 20 something, community college dropout & Tweeting life advice; please follow & I will follow back, I eagerly await your counsel.

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2 years

@judytgolf She has been stomping her feet and wringing her hands so much, she has already lost 4 ounces due to the increased exercise.

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@alex051496

2 years

@BodyNpc Boys will be boys...and wild animals will be wild animals. Future Gascon released triple felons.

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3 years

@clockoutwars Found him!

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4 months

@SaveLocalBiz Cassidy stumbles into a good choice on occasion, but he is truly a SWAMPY RINO!

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@alex051496

10 years

I do kiss on the mouth. (Women and dogs only, please).

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2 years

@FoxNews

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@alex051496

10 years

HER: Michael, you're a dog owner, aren't you. ME: No HER: I thought you had a dog? ME: I do HER:... ME: He owns me

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@alex051496

10 years

I'm "Ginger over Mary Ann in a landslide" years old.

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10 years

Come together. 1. Beatles lyrics. 2. Business meetings. 3. Salt and pepper shakers. What were you thinking, pervs?

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2 years

@bonchieredstate As an aside, releasing another 1-2 trillion into the economy through student debt cancellation will exacerbate the inflation crisis. Did anyone in the Lieden Administration attend an economics class?

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