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thread of random useful things for my account 🧵

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@trainlagged @Clinton42741898 @sinkers89 @jamesjansson @HanaMichels No, that sounds kinda socialist to me

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@halomancer1 call me a feminist the way I like bellies of all genders

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@jjjjjjjjojohohn i'm glad biden improved the channels for case reporting this much 😊

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@Comrade_Waluigi @kbynight0 @baconbip @kipve1 girl? woke

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@JayCuda tigers need some burgers or something geez

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@RespectfulMemes W

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@DoSomeMolly redemption arc

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@notkavi it just gets worse the longer you look at it > Pacific northwest > San Luis Obispo > Midwest region > Philadelphia and not Chicago > "New Italy" > "Imperial America"

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@would_it_dong 0/30 lol that shit wasn't gone here either

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@dizzyatl @icaresmidcatall @keatonmerrell @GoodReddit Of course it's Texas

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@TeeKayTwelve it's because of the 17 game season

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@jburritos23 @halomancer1 it's all about gender equality, let me cook

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@halomancer1

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@LunarFloure @mocha_rhaasta @OtherSlater @halation0 @Ark_shitposts @Aero49105669 @iloveclubpengu9 @UltraWeh @Rights4Zombiez @Coughffee217 @RiotBuffAatrox @RexxialTF @Tardis_Senpai @MartyAraragi @GreenTextRepost Dick detective

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@UnPocoBasado @Trey_Explainer @RomaEterna2 @TheQuietSky_ except the little fellow in the video who passed out in merely 30 C is clearly the one who's "fat and weak" lol

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one last time 🫡 thank you Chris flexen

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@AdvantagePod_SE @ChrisMakesFun @ICC_99 You're hardly going out and playing NFL football though

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@kiranrampaul @basedcentrism @EleKtr1X @atyal6 @Chris29995 @GreenTextRepost India mentioned

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3 years

@jolden17 @keedander @Lilypad2656 @GoodReddit Or, Asspalachian

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1 year

@BarryOnHere are you really crying about a 6% different

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@notkavi Sulawesi, Maluku, and all those other eastern Indonesian regions are incredibly fake. I will not elaborate

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@Aresydatch @turbopisser @twinkdefcon they specifically develop all this infrastructure so that people can have worse lives more efficiently. the hatred of their own citizens is almost respectable

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@BioFreezMaps which sucks because it's actually very interesting

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@1ArtCurator @NotBillNye69 @co0pgoesVr00m @SchroederWBAY @espn they can't fathom players being good before they were born lol

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@iamseesaw93 @FoolishBB why would you do that when Matt festa matters so much more

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2 years

@SwaggieBrown23 @Mariners Unfortunately I think that was already taken by the braves last year, as much as I wish we could have that

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1 year

the bible also explicitly condemns wearing blended fabrics such as the one in your profile picture but keep picking and choosing words from a 2000 year old book to fit bigoted narratives

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2 months

@_fat_ugly_rat_ @notkavi I'd say many people have zero idea how populous Nigeria, Indonesia, and Pakistan are cause you rarely hear about these countries lol

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2 years

@evan_williams_ @VinRBI @sevyplswin this was a little over 15 years ago

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4 months

name the city

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@BrooklynNetcast @nonbiasednbafan @statmuse

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@baseballinpix they should make a movie about this

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@CodifyBaseball any passed ball or wild pitch during an at bat should behave like a dropped third strike

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@DiggsOnCrack Congrats

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huh??

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@llamadr62095515 @supermills @thetchuck @PleaseBeGneiss yes

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@evan_williams_ @VinRBI @sevyplswin hate to tell you this but mvp voters right now are not the exact same as they were 75 years ago

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I think I would legitimately shit myself if I was standing in that batter's box

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Jhoan Duran Insane 3 Pitch K. 😳 103mph Fastball, 98mph Splinker & 103mph Fastball.

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@BryceInHisVeins @MLB @Mariners @HankookTireUSA Meet you in the world series

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@Feet_man69 @GreenTextRepost thanks, feetman69

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@lfcdante @Unth1nker @GoodReddit "this prevented me from getting to work today"

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@macsquirelera the state of Massachusetts has one of the highest hdis in the world

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1 year

drop something red from your gallery

''tukwila girl''

@sdrx902

1 year

drop something red from your gallery

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excellent things happening on the jon bois subreddit

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@PitchingNinja Jerry did it again

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3 years

@SeattleKraken "climate pledge arena"

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3 months

never tell me the Appalachians are "mountains" again

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@brokeboisey @pizzapatties @crim_tweets_ That's not what down bad means

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@evan_williams_ @VinRBI @sevyplswin i'm saying dimaggio vs williams was a little over 15 years ago

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he/they bisexual baseball fans that follow me

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@MLBRandomStats

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@llamadr62095515 @supermills @thetchuck @PleaseBeGneiss you are wrong

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@MLBRandomStats what the fuck is kyle wright doing there

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@generic_void @neko_girl92 I agree with them

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@halomancer1

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@iamseesaw93 @FoolishBB i live in Seattle, nobody knows what "bls" is. everyone watches baseball and knows the greatest pitcher of all time matt festa. learn ball

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@GreenTextRepost true salvation is found in Lego Indiana Jones

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2021-2023 mariners, with abraham toro in organization: 125-98, .561 without abraham toro in organization: 92-85, .520 coincidence?

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i'm deleting this in the morning

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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot

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@SeattleKraken @OrangeCometNFT Any type of nft can't be considered environmentally conscious. Don't do this please.

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@kodamaninja @SnowySecluse @EmilyXiin @adklake @steak_umm @USCPSC I thought it was kinda funny

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@umpireman7 @CodifyBaseball there is not enough making out in baseball

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@GiraffeNeckMarc if you want your pitchers to be good, then maybe you should have some pitching development, marc! good pitching doesn't come out of nowhere!

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Robbie ray + Chris flexen > Jacob degrom + Max Scherzer

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@lindsaygee2011 @Komaniecki_R Pee might put "I didn't do shit"

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@NaomiLaQu33n @mullet_hole @sharkish_ @halomancer1 Georgia like the country

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@styloshka "modi gained support among poorer communities" when Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, and Jharkhand *all* heavily trended INC is insane

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@ResNeXtGuesser you tride 👍

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@SeattleKraken @amazon WE WON A HOCKEY GAME! THIS IS OUR SUPERBOWL

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@xwOBAc0n @fuzzyfromyt This statline accounts for absolutely none of his top tier defense and his baserunning outside the SBs And doesn't show for how terribly umpires were squeezing him early in the season

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@dspike90 @TrueAnonPod worst thing I've ever read

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@CheriRodney @michaelschwab13 houston has hit seattle batters over twice as many times this year by the way

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@i_d_smith @Thatvan_rijkom @rustbeltenjoyer "large grass field" is exactly the kind of natural environment you're looking to preserve in Giza, Egypt

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i am officially committed to the university of washington

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@sizedflame @JayCuda Mike trout was 3 PA short of qualification last year and he hot 40 homers, although I think that's not the record

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1 year

this tweet seems to have found its way to twins twitter so if you are a twins fan follow me because there's a very high chance I will move to Minneapolis within the next year or so and I will do twinsposting

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@happy_cylinder @cunnyman420 @depthsofwiki a second nermal has been mailed to abu dhabi

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@BioFreezMaps i was just looking at this image last week lol, iirc the main reason jeolla is so liberal is because gyeongsang (directly to the east) are historical rivals and they're conservative

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@CMarkezinis @CodifyBaseball team that's .500 since July 21st with the lowest % makes sense to me tbh

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@ampol_moment My guy used the wrong bank account lol

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@3m0Squish @danraja_75 @wwdosexo @CEOofSakurajima @GalefrostA @RagoxHatena @mocha_rhaasta @BAM____2011 @vincewastaken11 @JackPilkington0 @LunarFloure @OtherSlater @halation0 @Ark_shitposts @Aero49105669 @iloveclubpengu9 @UltraWeh @Rights4Zombiez @Coughffee217 @RiotBuffAatrox @RexxialTF @Tardis_Senpai @MartyAraragi @GreenTextRepost the sultan of smut if you will

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@copper_tllurium @SerfsLs you ask this dude "what's your kink" and he says "it's none of your business... but it can be"

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@YoungPiccasso @MySportsUpdate Beat Skylar Thompson in the wild card by 3

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@highIightheaven who dey chants at bills stadium this is heavenly

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keep politics out of our sports

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Celebrating Christian Faith and Family Day with some special guests at Dodger Stadium.

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only real ballot

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prom night but I got my eyes on what matters

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@RatioRBW @Thx4UrServais @Mariners Own a job

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@FoolishBB best reliever in ball

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friendly reminder

Hunter📈🌈📊

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Southerners touting their heat tolerance is wild to me because the vast majority of people that I know basically it treat it likes a Mars colony in the summer. You just hop from AC to AC. You are not in any real way experiencing that heat. Stolen valour.

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@MLB @Angels 135 era+ ✅ 135 ops+ ✅ 'tungsten arm' o'doyle of the 1923 Akron groomsmen ✅

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@AlwaysACaptain @MLB Felix Hernandez and the Baltimore Orioles had an equal number of world series appearance during his career

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I have graduated high school

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fun fact - george kirby has pitched in 1074 plate appearances in his major league career and that was only the EIGHTH that reached a 3-0 count

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1 year

ending it all

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2 years

@evan_williams_ @VinRBI @sevyplswin yeah, in different ways? at least they're not as yankees-biased as they used to be

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STOP HAVING OPINIONS ON EVERYTHING. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO NOT HAVE AN OPINION ON SOMETHING. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY "I DON'T KNOW" AND "I DON'T CARE". *PLEASE*.

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