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@akiraphale
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1 year
#AZIRACROW : what makes you so special?
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@akiraphale
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1 year
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite tv show ends similarly to the good place” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
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'Good Omens' Eyes Season 3 Renewal By Amazon, Douglas Mackinnon Not Returning As Co-Showrunner
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@akiraphale
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michael sheen's acting is fucking crazy because you can tell from the moment they swap in s1e6 that that is NOT aziraphale. how he managed to make his face become so not aziraphale will never fail to astound me
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@akiraphale
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we all agree on this right
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@akiraphale
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just remembered the way aziraphale said "oh good lord" while checking crowley out and i need to be sedated
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@akiraphale
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"aziraphale is a top" this, "crowley is a top" that, babe NEITHER of them are tops. every few hundred years one of them gathers the courage to initiate some sort of direct affection and it's all the other can think about until the next time it happens
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@akiraphale
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gay test
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@akiraphale
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has anyone actually looked into the impact sherlock had on the way queer people interpret media because i'm starting to think it ruined all of us 😭😭
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@akiraphale
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getting into michael through good omens is truly fucking insane because i was like "oh he's so cute :]" and then i was punched in the face with shit like masters of sex and prodigal son
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@akiraphale
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has david tennant ever played a neurotypical character
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@akiraphale
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I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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@akiraphale
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llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch
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@akiraphale
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whatever you do DO NOT imagine aziraphale crying for the first time, choking out thousands of years of repressed emotions. and DO NOT imagine crowley wiping away the tears, burning his fingers in the process but hardly feeling the pain because it can't compare to the fall
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@akiraphale
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ACTUALLY aziraphale and crowley are a symbiotic star system
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@zaixqu
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“Aziraphale is the sun, Crowley is the moon” WRONG!!!! Crowley is the sun, Aziraphale is the moon. Argue with the wall idc
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@akiraphale
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david tennant channeled "sopping wet pathetic cat" so perfectly in this scene
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what is a male acting performance where he is just so pathetic
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@akiraphale
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i like the shakespeare outfits. everyone always ranks them so low but they slayed if you think about it
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i have a controversial opinion. is this a safe space
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@akiraphale
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do you ever think about the fact that, even if they manage to stop the second coming, aziraphale and crowley will still have to say goodbye to the world, and even before then, humans ? one day, humanity will go extinct, and the world will burn, and they will watch.
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@akiraphale
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are you ever normal and then BOOM smitten, i believe. he's far too pure of heart to be anybody's bit on the side. we both get plenty of use out of it. you can stay at my place, if you'd like. perhaps you could tell me while we dance? i’ll give you a lift, anywhere you want to go.
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there is something special about aziraphale's taste in music. we could've seen him be very fond of bach, or vivaldi, or pachelbel, or even palestrina. we could have seen him attached to exclusively high-class, religious, unexpressive music. he is an angel, after all. +
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The car in front of me in traffic this morning was on fire. Just driving with its flashers on, at regular highway speed, on fire.
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@akiraphale
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wow i love good omens and the silly autistic angel is so cute, maybe i should look at the actor's other work [VINE BOOM] serial killer [VINE BOOM] he's naked [VINE BOOM] he's naked again [VINE BOOM] he's the worst person you've ever met [VINE BOOM] he's himself but fucking crazy
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@akiraphale
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i need this framed. tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. etched into my brain
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i haven't watched dr who, only a couple ten compilations, so i have a question: is the doctor always autistic or is that the david tennant effect ?
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@akiraphale
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what if crowley and aziraphale live for several thousand more years but eventually choose to die with the earth and humanity. what then. what if they get their happy ending and south downs cottage and get to enjoy it until passing peacefully at the end of all things.
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do you think martin sheen saw he was trending and got excited only to discover it was because people got him mixed up with michael again
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@akiraphale
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guys i finally figured out how to stop thinking about good omens. i am free
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@akiraphale
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i can't lie some of you guys make being a good omens fan so embarrassing
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@ineffableflag the bastille !!
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meanwhile david tennant on the complete opposite end of the spectrum ?? oh he's a demon !! well yes but every character he plays is a dorky autistic guy. he is frequently found being silly with his kids. he likes wheely chairs.
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HEAR ME OUT what if the rooftop scene from the intro is early in s3... aziraphale goes to the rooftop of the bookshop because he doesn't know where else to go after having an argument with crowley and now wanting to talk to anyone. crowley meets her up there and sits next to them
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for clarity since a lot of people seem to think i'm saying the good place ended poorly or something like that, i'd genuinely LOVE that sort of ending !! it's actually my favourite kind of ending to think about for good omens. i just know it'd be absolutely devastating is all :]
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you think the silly little angel is cute ?? okay well actually he's absolutely deranged. here's a photo of him naked. he wants to kill you, actually.
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they are both in absolute shambles any time the other does ANYTHING they are so flustered by each other and are also both very entertained by the other being flustered
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i assume david would've been the same way but between crowley wearing glasses most of the time and hell's significantly worse lighting, it's not as noticable for me
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@akiraphale
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guys i need to get out of this fandom QUICK i am an american and just said "bloke" completely unironically. what is happening to me
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@akiraphale
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here's my go at what i think the love theme from the credits music might sound (and look) like in season three :]
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@CamilleCailloux nobody talk to me ever again
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he is always treading the line between old and new; between structure and freedom; between his love of human expression and a desire for tradition. he's always growing, but never quite as quick as everything moves. aziraphale isn't stuck, the world just goes too fast for her.
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@akiraphale
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i am begging people to understand that nuance does not necessitate neutrality. feeling empathy for israeli citizens doesn't mean you can't stand with palestine. feeling upset at violence doesn't mean you can't stand with palestine. nuance is important; neutrality is cowardice.
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it could've been in character for aziraphale to be stuck in the routine of noble composers writing traditional counterpoint, but that's not who he is anymore. the aziraphale we know is actively breaking free from that. shostakovich is by no means the most experimental composer, +
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and the fifth symphony we see azi listening to is among his most conservative, but this is still an angel that appreciates the way humanity grows, and changes. he happily listens to saint-saëns' dance macabre, a piece that was poorly received because of the way it experimented. +
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all i want to say to is that there is a clear, distinct difference between caring for innocents and framing this kind of situation in a way which places the two sides equally. i'd hope everyone feels for innocent israelis. it's about acknowledging the larger political structures.
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****** ***** (censored for my safety)
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who’s a celebrity that everyone loves but you cannot stand at all
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he listens to big band jazz !! he listens to popular, modern(ish), american music that is deeply intertwined with improvisation and dance. but he listens to conservative, sweet swing--upper class, "white" jazz that restrained itself from the experimentation of its counterparts. +
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@m0nkeybee i made a couple tweets about how good omens surprised me by actually letting itself be queer and all the responses are basically either "how was it not OBVIOUS ??" or "yeah me too, i was a sherlock fan"
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does anybody have a mutual that never replies to, rts, or quotes your posts, but ALWAYS seems to like them ? just absolutely lurks ?
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hear me out: aziracrow stop the second coming and in a moment of pure joy, aziraphale gives crowley the TIGHTEST goddamn hug. crowley hesitates for a moment and then embraces her back
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the fact that aziracrow hasn’t hugged yet oh ok . . .
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if you look close enough you can actually see how much david tennant deeply hates photoshoots
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are you ever normal and then BOOM we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. i would like to spend. just be an us, you and me, what do you say? nothing lasts forever. come back. i need you. no nightingales. you idiot, we could have been us. i forgive you. don't bother.
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wait what the hell i have to be INVITED TO AO3 ??
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OKAY FINE my controversial opinion is that i don't like snake crowley. specifically when people refer to it as his "true form" or imply that he'd rather hang out as a snake than as a person
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i have an opinion that would get me kicked off gomenstwt
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every time i see fhis photo i am stricken by how genderful michael is. this is what transmascs want i'm telling you
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guys literal actual genuine michael sheen liked my welsh DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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@lN3FFABLE yes absolutely i think that the further nice and accurate prophecies were like 80% about aziracrow. it was like agnes nutter's little soap opera
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i think it's okay to have conflicting emotions about all of this. you can be sad to see douglas leave and still respect his decision. you can be scared for the future of good omens and believe it may be for the best. even if it's good, it threatens something we love. it's okay.
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good omens season three announcement soon oomfies how are we feeling
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NOBODY MOVE
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everybody thank michael sheen for this right now
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oh i am NEVER beating the aziraphale allegations...
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aziraphale kinnie yes sir
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hiii i know u guys probably don't care but i wanted to share that i got really good seats for my favourite band :]
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there's a difference between "i believe both palestinian and israeli families should be able to live free of war" and "i believe the states of israel and palestine should be able to coexist." those are VASTLY different.
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tbh i don't think michael and david were good casting choices for aziraphale and crowley... their acting just kinda fell flat and didn't work with the characters
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what’s a david tennant / michael sheen opinion that would let people know that you were in danger .
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. i love aziraphale but i acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and i can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she has never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out on her actions (which are always right)
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i am starting to think that being an atheist and an astrophysics student gives me a very unique set of opinions on good omens
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what being an astrophysics student does to a mf
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@asteraphale if good omens ends in a similar vein i will be on international news
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season one was literally SOOO romantic but i was convinced that they were trying to keep it "not canon" just bc i was so used to queerbaiting media. like OBVIOUSLY they were in love but i fully believed that, if asked abt it, the cast and writers would've claimed it was platonic
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if u say that season 2 is what made aziracrow “canon” then i’m taking away your media analysis privileges because how did you watch the entirety of season 1 and say that none of that was romantic. how is the kiss the thing that made them canon to you. side eye…
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just saw skinny aziraphale on the tl
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one thing about me is i ALWAYS want to be in your twitter circle. i always want to be on your dt list. the more i get to interact with you the better !!
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this is sending me 😭😭😭😭 ik they couldn’t say anything because it was before s2 dropped but David’s answer is too much. bestie rlly said today i am going to lie
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ranking good omens pfp types by how much they scare me: 1. modern crowley 2. assorted michael sheen 3. assorted david tennant 4. silly michael 5. silly david 6. silly crowley 7. modern aziraphale 8. silly aziraphale 9. angel crowley 10. angel aziraphale
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SIDE NOTE "is it golden retriever energy or is it undiagnosed adhd" ACTUALLY it's diagnosed adhd and fluffy hair !!
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i think part of the reason good omens was so refreshing to me is that i EXPECTED it to queerbait, but it didn't. i had never interacted with the fandom or seen anything from neil, so i fully anticipated that the love i saw between them would be fanfic alone. but then it WASN'T.
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MY BROTHER SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF A GORILLA DOCUMENTARY AND SAID HE WAS TESTING ME. IT WAS NARRATED BY DAVID 😭😭
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she is my antifascist queen
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@reichencrow she was down HORRENDOUS and so unsubtle about it
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this is so real like my hyperfixation took a MASSIVE hit when everything went down with **** and ******* even though i never cared abt them nearly as much as the show itself
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“good omens twt is dead!” and i wonder whose fault it is
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@acecrisis every time someone makes fun of aziraphale i am filled with violent rage
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finally watching loki !! so excited to be queerbaited 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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i hate "x fell first but y fell harder" WHY CAN'T THEY FALL EQUALLY
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and then we get aziraphale feeling super guilty for not realising crowley could never see them and feeling deeply upset that god would do that to him. then crowley wipes away a tear and it burns his hand. it keeps going ARE YOU SEEING THE VISION
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if you see me shooting my shot with twitter user michael sheen i'm going to need you to mind your business
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btw before they choose to die they explore the cosmos a bit. they visit alpha centauri. but eventually they return back to their cottage and depart as one with the earth.
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crowley, ten, alec hardy, and campbell bain all have something in common and i'm not talking about david tennant
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i've leaned to say (and spell) llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch as a party trick but unfortunately none of you will ever hear it because i know i have welsh oomfs and i cannot let them discover that i actually suck at it
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@616hawkguy caligula was a roman emperor who, despite having a relatively normal beginning of his reign, VERY quickly went pretty insane. he's known as the "mad emperor of rome," as he was notoriously cruel and also just like... weird. he enjoyed killing people, was very self-obsessed, etc.
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just finished season one of the good place
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@crowsperfectlie okay next question has michael sheen ever played a straight character
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CROWLEY GET UP
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not my besties of course but the racism and zionism is CRAZY
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GOOD OMENS JAIL IS BACK ??
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space aziraphale is the cutest most pookie ever don't let her lose
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@MindOfLeen
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Space vs Earth
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gonna tell my kids this was aziracrow
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GUYS.......... UH...............
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and aziraphale is CRYING and we get like: "first time ?" "i never actually thought we /could/ cry." "oh yeah. holy water, i think." "how do you know that ?" "call it a self-preservation instinct. we've never really talked like this, huh ?"
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spot the difference
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guys i'm curious. describe your gender in four images, i'll go first
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let's play a game called "what shows/movies is astro referring to" LMAO some of these could be multiple though
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currently reminiscing on that time michael sheen applauded my welsh pronunciation before having the most unhinged fall from grace like two weeks later. what the hell was that about
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holy shit he didn't even interact with like. ANYONE ELSE ?? i went to his profile expecting to see him responding to people's art and stuff but NO
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