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| multipreneur | culture accelerator | futurist | 🎮 | weeb | 💍 | aspiring gym bro |

254 Nairobi
Joined September 2010
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2 months
If this is how he reacts to a bill, what about election results?
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4 years
😂😂 Sherehe Hasira
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2 months
Let’s all remember @SafaricomPLC who kept us in the dark to cover up for slaughter of our parents, aunts and children!
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30 days
The reason I also didn’t want a Raila presidency was getting Joho as a CS. Now we have the worst of both worlds! Being a Kenyan now is miserable 💔
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Hassan Joho takes his oath of office as the Cabinet Secretary for Mining, Blue Economy and Maritime Affairs
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3 years
This Uhuru’s address is basically ‘NIMEWASAMEHE LAKINI MSIRUDIE TENA’
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5 years
Doom Nairobi Mosquitoes
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2 years
We need this USD rate to go back to 100 KES man 😩
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2 years
Employers who have their staff working today in the office with all the tension <<<<<
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3 years
Chini. Juu ya aibu
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2 years
One day. I hope I’ll be alive, Kenyans will vote in a competent president
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4 years
Does it bother you that you don’t have enough resources to help everyone that you want?
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@akilahmed_
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5 years
This Tweet has done more to push Kenya than any campaign Magical Kenya has done in the last 3 years. Check replies...
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Lamu , Kenya.
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6 years
I also noticed in my short career... In any Kenyan startup/brand - KOT is not really a representation of the target market. The real customers are for some reason, away from this platform.
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@akilahmed_
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4 years
Fuck BMWs. Can’t recommend this shit to anyone!!! 🤬🤬🤬
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@akilahmed_
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5 years
Lil Wayne: Safe sex is great sex/ Better wear a latex/ Coz you don’t want that late text/ That I think I’m late, text!
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3 years
Give the victim the money. She is the one most embarrassed through this mess on top of the horrific incident.
@ntvkenya
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3 years
Communication Authority of Kenya orders Homeboyz Radio to pay a KSh. 1M fine; suspends station's breakfast show for six months over violation of programming requirements.
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2 months
We opened Ayeyo Restaurant!
@ItsUnkonfined
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2 months
Support Ruto or post anything in your gallery
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3 years
Snobs who show interest to people once they see and respect their skill/talent/hustle. 🚩
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7 years
When girls get new baes here they normally run a digital campaign 😂 Teaser: Half face shots, Hand holding shots Reveal: Full face without a title Launch: Bae-cation 🤪
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2 years
Seeing your body change at the gym is a top 2 experience and it’s not number 2!!
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@akilahmed_
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3 years
Uhuru was a back bencher in that class 🤣🤣
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Uhuru: Magufuli taught us that Africa can do without foreign aid
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4 years
Kenyan DJ Starter Pack 😅😅
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6 years
FIFA and FOOTBALL fans. Enjoy 😂
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6 years
You finish a good meeting with someone, head back to the office and learn they were shot right after while having lunch. That shouldn’t be our security. So sad. Inalillahi Wainaileihi Raajiuun 😞
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5 years
What the hell is this even? Saw this campaign and thought Lyft is coming to challenge Uber in Kenya
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Lol... Unajua hii kitu ama huna mabeste maballer.🙃
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7 years
I felt a sharp sense of excitement when they were about to announce Uhuru.
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6 years
Matumbo is the worst food that exists in this planet! *almost puked typing this*
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6 years
Unpopular Opinion: Kenyan food edition
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@akilahmed_
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2 years
I’m I the only one who feels like guys in Naivasha are struggling? 😂 I just see cold dry air, dust and camp food. 😂 I love my warmth too much 😂
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@akilahmed_
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5 years
If @stephu_mulinge and @SirAlexas get married 😂
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4 years
Hey guys. Just wanted y’all to know. I caught Covid. It’s my 7th day recovery period. If there was a belief that this thing is mild and can be easily fought, it’s not been the case for me First 3 days were hell. Now I don’t have taste or smell and still coughing with throat pain
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2 months
WE SHOULD REMEMBER THE ROLE SAFARICOM PLAYED IN ALL THIS! NEXT WEEK
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4 years
Target Marketing is OK! Access Denial is classist/racist - means understanding that your TA will be uncomfortable. Which is wrong on so many levels
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People really need to learn that not all things are marketed for them and that’s okay. TA is important. Y’all cancelled giraffe manor for no reason? LMAO
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5 years
One day all this work and sacrifice will pay off 🙏🏽
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3 years
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@justinewanda
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I’ll play! Quote this with a picture of you not smiling!
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4 years
Results in tested negative. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 Recovery Complete!
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4 years
Hey guys. Just wanted y’all to know. I caught Covid. It’s my 7th day recovery period. If there was a belief that this thing is mild and can be easily fought, it’s not been the case for me First 3 days were hell. Now I don’t have taste or smell and still coughing with throat pain
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7 years
This brookside ad just shows you how toxic Twitter can be. Everyone wants to have a really strong opinion even if it is sooo wrong. You can’t have a sensible discussion over politics, business, race e.t.c here. Self importance is self destructive.
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3 years
LESSSS GOOOOOOO!!! Tumefikiwa finally 😅😅😅 #SaddamCouldNever
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@JoyKwendo
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Alright, I want to see all the bearded East African on this thread 🤝 Go!
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5 years
She asked me if I know how to speak Muslim 😳
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What's the pettiest reason to ever make you lose interest in someone?
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4 years
TL Asleep?
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@Ouch_Charlieeee
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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2 years
Anyone who criticizes Enkata is bitter. It’s a business and it’s a fashion brand. Go start your own.
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3 years
My honest opinion. Brands and Creators should work directly. There’s no value in having a vehicle in the middle. Companies to hire Influencer managers. Straightforward. Agencies have no value in the equation. They once did. Not now.
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6 years
I am still trying to understand why people drop the most serious form of language filled with big words when arguing passionately on Twitter. Is it a show of might or a way of masking weak points? I mean... Isn’t the idea setup so that the other person can comprehend?
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5 years
Everything good that I touch 2020
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8 years
Breeeeeezy!!! #MombasaRocks
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2 months
The division is not helping Dr Salim and Kasmuel. You can be divided when everyone has been freed. But this help this regime hide them and probably torture them! #RutoMustGo #FreeSalim #FreeKasmuel
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4 years
How it started... How it’s going
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7 years
NASTY C video drop! Isssssss LIT! #JamesonConnectsKenya will be the gig of the year mos def. cc @Nasty_CSA @tydollasign @Jameson_EA
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3 years
For every one person who tries to tarnish your name, there’s 10 who truly know your true character. I’m happy to learn that recently.
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5 years
Me vs My Art
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4 years
‘sHoW mE aN oB-nUmBeR’ 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@ntvkenya
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4 years
"I take responsibility for having flouted the COVID-19 rules, I was outside my home past 9PM...It is regrettable but all of us make mistakes." - Senator Sakaja #NTVSasa
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The @suave_Ke shop in Karen is something else ♥️♥️🔥🔥💪🏽💪🏽👌🏽👌🏽!!!
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4 years
Constantly expecting back the same energy you give out. Shit doesn’t work like that. I swallowed that pill already!
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1 year
Have you guys had a taste of Ayeyo yet?
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3 years
Tonsillectomy (Tonsils Surgery) risks are higher than it’s rewards. Please take it from someone struggling badly from it. It’s really not worth it.
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3 years
Biggest lesson these last few days: A new day is not required for a new beginning.
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3 years
Good morning beautiful people. As Professor Harold Hill said — “You pile up enough tomorrows, and you’ll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays.” Be intentional with your time ♥️
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5 years
Techpreneurs driven by desire to build brands for the future via @BD_Africa
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4 years
I Care A Lot is a really good movie!
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6 years
Two sides of KOT 😂 #JamesonConnectsKenya
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7 years
Apple logo
@QueenGathoni
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Apart from affordability, what else do you look for when buying a phone?
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6 years
I was hoping this morning would start with all attackers identified and their photos on all media. The thought of them escaping hurts me even more. You shouldn’t be eating your lunch at one of the safest places in Nairobi and get gunned down. You shouldn’t. 😞😞
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@akilahmed_
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3 years
That’s been my life hack. Business, Marriage, Friends. Even my mum is smarter. You don’t need to be the smartest. You just have to bring something complementary to the table that catalyzes growth.
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3 years
Broke men have all the same excuses 🤣🤣
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4 years
Enyewe, US is really not a developed country. They elected a clown and the entire circus came out.
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4 years
I disagree with this. Drunk driving needs to be approached with more aggression. Alcoholism is a disease but drunk driving is a crime.
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4 years
9/10 times a revoked DL, fine &/or a weekend in the bing will have a better impact than shaming. You really want a legal not HR type reaction. Confronting a drunkard & recording them to post is putting yourself in a situation that can go south very fast.
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3 years
Y’ALL ARE NOT READY FOR THE NEW ERO DROPS!!! COLORS AND DESIGNS 🤤🤤🔥🔥
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3 years
Tweet your Desk Setup. 😄
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4 years
Middle Eastern Arabs are more racist than whites.
@Honeyfarsafi
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Arabs trying to slowly disassociate themselves from racism by acting like they're better than the whites but we all know they're worse than them
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4 years
Again, is Rono inspiring new comedian young ladies or are they flat out clones? I’m so confused as to how to look at it. On one part, I like seeing people win, on the other, I stan originality.
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3 years
I don’t care for Uhuru and any of his supporters. I don’t care about his health issues because I’m going through mine because of him. Kenyans across are struggling with hunger because of him. I should feel bad because the richest man in Kenya has some diet problems? NO!!!
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5 years
Why are Bolt even influencer marketing? Ridiculous to do this when y’all clearly showed you didn’t care about the security of your clients.
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@akilahmed_
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2 months
We cannot let the guy who abducted people, killed protesters, switched off Safaricom internet, called us criminals, killed people in the cover of darkness, lied about deaths of Kenyans - sanitize himself with the church. #RutoMustGo But don’t march to state house!
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4 years
This government makes you want to consider starting your career somewhere else.
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3 years
Don’t be ashamed of your anger. It’s the start!
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3 years
So apparently the expansion of Ngong Rd is still a Kibaki project. He signed a grant with Japan in 2012. Not a loan. A grant. Technically, there’s nothing Uhuru has done for us.
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3 months
Mohamed Ali has aspirations to be the next governor! REJECT HIM MOMBASA!
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6 years
Why do people still use Taxify? Kujiletea mashida! Delete that app. That 50bob you saved isn’t worth your life.
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4 years
Setting up my work and gaming rig!!! Excited!!!! @MeddyGuru x @koolstuff_shop shipped everything for me!
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3 years
For the first time in 3 years I feel like I have my mojo back. I’m sleepy and exhausted but I have will power. And that is everything for me right now.
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@akilahmed_
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7 years
I struggled to mentally prepare myself for another 5 years of corruption, land grabbing, teachers, doctors and nurse strikes.
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6 years
Hey guys. Looking for a vendor that can print photos live and on location for an event. The print to be on Kodak Malt/Matte paper. RT widely please
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@akilahmed_
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7 months
Twitter/X is really garbage. People here are garbage. I don’t think I can go past Feb on this platform. The negativity is slowly outranking the platform’s value.
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@akilahmed_
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4 years
Hey people. One of my biggest highlights of 2020. We ( @alternativeke_ ) built this product from scratch. From concept, logo, wireframes, UI/UX to backend functionality. Kudos to our Digital Transformation department led by @S_Bryton . Project led by @nelsonlutta x Wawesh, Jess!
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I am checking out Digi Trust @ICEALion 's new money market platform. I love that I don't need to email documents, fill PDF forms etc, in 4 easy steps you start investing. I'll be sharing my experience about this. #AnzaSasa
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7 years
@UKenyatta @RailaOdinga Coz @WilliamsRuto will never be an option for me. I pray this is the last 5 years for this old regime and opposition.
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5 years
🥂 To Courage 😂😂
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@ArumSam_
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3 years
10 more days for this HELL year to end. Good riddance. May Allah make 2022 a great recovery year for anyone who’s suffered these last 2 years. AMEEEEN!!!
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5 years
Matumbo is disgusting. Don’t get those who love that shit! 🤢 🤮
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Calamari
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4 years
KISS 100 FM MADE ME HATE HER GROWING UP 😭 THEY MADE ME HATE MANY ARTISTS 😭
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@akilahmed_
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5 years
I started my fitness journey!!! That was month 2... now finished 3rd month.
@gufydox
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What's that one thing you've done this year that makes you proud?
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4 years
If you are close to me, don’t take this personally. It’s legitimately not you. I only respond when I totally need to nowadays. Otherwise I queue. Too many things happening in life.
@shikshaarora_
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In this era of WhatsApp, a blue tick determines the priority and importance of a person. I hate being blue ticked, I have blue tick anxiety😭
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3 years
Men are sooo shameless 😭😭😭
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2 months
HE IS A LIAR!!! THE NUMBER IS 275! Ati 6???????? OMG!!! #RUTOMUSTGO
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3 years
My gaming setup progress ♥️ Coming together well.
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4 years
IF WE DONT DO ANYTHING, YOU WILL SEE RAILA AS PRESIDENT AND UHURU AS EXECUTIVE PRIME MINISTER. TRUST ME, WE CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER YEAR OF THIS TYRANNY! THE OTHER OPTION IS NOT RUTO. WE SHOULDNT PLAY THEIR GAMES!
@ntvkenya
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Uhuru: I want people who will not fight my agenda
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3 years
I wish there was a way this curfew would end and restaurants open before end May. It’s soo rough out there.
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7 years
I felt like it was important to say to you @UKenyatta that you are not the President I wish for.
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me out of context.
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This year I rested - after 14 years of running like a mad man. Had some Ws and Ls but ultimately Ayeyo and Crispy Chick were born. I have so much confidence in 2024 knowing what I achieved is a restful 2023.
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This year I: - graduated - got my learners - got the job I wanted - got my driver's license - got accepted into my honours
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Why do you guys still use BOLT? Please delete this app. I beg of you. That 50 bob you are saving is keeping them in business and they keep protecting their vile drivers. They don’t answer to any larger voice. They are Estonian crooks.
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