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@akihabarasucks
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@tommyputyouon @CalebDavis44 Most out of pocket sentence ever
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@CyberpunkGame @NoMansSky Can’t believe this is a real exchange lmao 😂
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2 years
@MrSneakySnicker @NoContextBrits Most British crime ever lol “Excessive Banter: Class A misdemeanor, Punishable by fine of up to €5,000”
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@BlackTzedek @TheyHateDuffy God is real and He is Good
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@meunomeevic_ @Chainsawpedia It’s intentional. In real life, people don’t end their lives perfectly satisfyingly. They just die.
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@highprogressive @DysfuctionDaisy You’re not gonna believe this man…
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4 months
@HVACFamous @eeesssjjj Why is every other advanced country on Earth able to handle these situations without shots being fired besides America?
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2 years
@novasrevnge @777jorgeivan Fellas is it gay to want a life partner???
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7 months
@IzzeOnGo This nigga actually still shaking I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂
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1 year
@leaping_pandas @adhor0 @vbatx26 @DickShitley @Qurandale @DailyLoud Honestly I can understand judges getting pissy over that. It literally takes fucking decades of stellar lawyer work and a crazy amount of luck to become one.
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@akihabarasucks
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6 months
@b1gotfans It’s not American English nigga you’re not meant to understand it
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@akihabarasucks
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2 years
@GoldenSourceCa1 @DanteMerino3 @SUPERVANS6 @rembuchelover Never have I ever seen a black person bothered by the term “black”. I have no idea who’s coming up with this shit. In real life, people don’t care about shit like this.
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@cassiekitti @wHaCkEdJW @vomitex @AlexandraD38228 Bro everyone knows that eye tattoos are VERY risky procedures. You acting like they are totally safe is incredibly dangerous. I have plenty of tattoos by the way.
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@tassiedevil1986 @RestrictedVids Thank god. Seems like Australia actually takes racism seriously unlike the U.S.
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@cygnus903 @ShadowWilliam7 @RightWingCope @PartTimeHobo Imagine watching the Boondocks and getting this message out of it. Jesus Christ.
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2 years
@tranquilpilled @GreenTextRepost I enjoy strip clubs simply because I find that strippers tend to be very intelligent and cool people. One time I sat with a stripper who was in real estate and she taught me about the entire field. I love strippers.
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2 years
@Butteriss_d @woo_wild @Truthfind3er @thfcmxtt @NoContextBrits This is false. “Planet” is referring to an old superstition that the alignment of planets can effect your health. So basically the same BS some people believe today. The other guy above me was saying nonsense.
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2 years
@MoonxxxSad @ButterflyGreasy @OrwellNGoode True. Another part of the problem is the Big Tech idea that everyone wants technology in every facet of their lives. We don’t. Most people want LESS tech in their lives and the tech revolution isn’t even over yet.
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1 year
@MarrowSwarm @JeanLucBB69 @CannotHaveSex @ELDRITCHBUSSY Clearly you old grandpa piece of trash. Get with the times.
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6 months
@7skipp @JYZOVRRTED A lot more murders in the suburbs than you would think lol. Usually people killing their own family or friends. It happens tho.
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5 months
@zkjcb @dangerpylons Information and Disinformation are two very different things.
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2 years
@ZygotTwo @frankivelli I’m literally crying and cumming at the same time bro this was a banger
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4 months
@_ILoveGreen_ @freakoutfights Reporter said “Ight Imma fw y’all”
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2 years
@BakedPotatoGod @william__knight That episode was actually incredible haha this is such a great show to watch high
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5 months
@PornGameDev @EyesOnTheRight This is demographic shift. Where white supremacists start to get shit wrong is when they say that demographic shift is some sort of planned attack on White people. It’s ridiculous.
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2 years
@Drew_5_3_1 @OrwellNGoode It’s a blackpill joke. Sub-8 male is referring to the scale of 1-10.
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@JohnathonWillow @MunstaMasta But like who the hell cares about academic prowess in the Jujutsu world? 😂 All that matters is talent in this story so these kids are basically irrelevant
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2 years
@jujuawsomenesss @VComforti @Lock707852950 @obamavideogames @Lmfaoos Believe it or not, even dogs do it lol. Puppies born with health problems should be taken away from their mother immediately. The mother will usually eat them.
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5 months
@warti220 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 You realize that like 90% of people in the streets are kids right?
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2 years
@Brudda_Ringo @SilverSenpaii @dank_francis @indiburger It’s not true. It’s a racist lie that he made up. Not even the worst thing he said. He also said that he thinks blacks are genetically prone to violence.
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1 year
@LennyEatsCurry @MagmaSoap That’s the joke lmao that’s what the tweet is implying
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2 years
@VComforti @jujuawsomenesss @Lock707852950 @obamavideogames @Lmfaoos Idek what you’re talking about dude. I’m saying that humans are not nearly as brutal as other animals. That being said, don’t make the mistake that humans are somehow special. All mammals essentially have the same brain shape.
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2 years
@dr_skinnypenis @GhettoSmosh $40 an ounce is either a steal or an attempt on your life
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2 years
@Pudim5552 @XunKuang5000 @Larry_XIV @mirbrandnew @ShitpostGate There’s no justification for it either way. Trickery is trickery.
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2 years
@KiraShouu @nkdubuisson @Rileyk24329749 @unfounded_r @InspiredRants @yelkimon @chainonholdme @joobicry @restinp1ss_ @dinosaurs1969 @Dream It’s all nonsense. DID does not work like that. 99% of people online claiming to have it are self-diagnosed. DID is so incredibly rare that we’ve barely even been able to research it.
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@Titan4Liberty @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Maybe add “He was fearing for his life”
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5 months
@AnthonyBab1561 @esjesjesj Some racist white guy. It’s unimportant. That account is the most significant thing he will ever do in his life.
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@Joorjamm @meunomeevic_ @Chainsawpedia Just like some people in real life have a storybook-like life and death. But most people aren’t that lucky. That’s why I love Fujimoto’s writing so much. Reading his work reminds me how senseless life and death can be.
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@HeshComps @BachirSoHumble White people do not distance themselves from redneck culture lol. Not at all.
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1 year
@sentnemimprerek @DickSaban1 @BurgerSlayer_ @ShitpostGate Reality is once again stranger than fiction 😂😂
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9 months
@TheUnaButters @ConCaracal @overdramatique Haiti was literally purposefully destroyed by their former colonizers. That is a historical fact. Any other genius remarks?
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@Asquith_is_back @CitizenLou @RightWingCope There’s not many riots on subways either.
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@RODDY_jack8 @imsoshive_ Hella racist lmao 😂 Nigga these two aren’t even the same type of Asian
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1 year
@SadiqLawan15 @Hugo_MA4 @AbuHafsah1 Why would Christians go to Mecca though? It’s literally a city made specifically for the Muslim faith.
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@theSinghMan @yungdantte @esjesjesj You have no idea how DEI works, man. The things you’re saying are just verifiably false.
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@GuanfrancoGG @lion_and_dove @VividVoid_ @coldhealing He’s trying to mentally justify him not helping.
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@Daniel80659351 @cosmofromca Not “probably”. The U.S. would be absolutely fucked without California growing all of their food.
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@MATTATAC_ @cryfornothin @theluhdaddy @_queenmexi @mic_macOnit @yzyupdates Yet you’re literally in a thread about them right now. Because it was shoved down your throat.
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@rockcandy_1 @DesharrioAnder7 @LoveeSBG Christians are like the nicest people ever. Some are of course mean, but idk how someone can walk into a Church and come out thinking everyone there was annoying.
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2 years
@AnihilatedSudak @DelusionPosting Therapy itself is not bad. Most people that go to therapy are not Twitter weirdos, they’re just regular people. Ik you weren’t knocking it but still, just wanna recommend it to everyone.
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@Ceb_Ltg @YoungOdonkor @DONUTKING691 @Clearblood1 @Merryweatherey @RaynoTW @Merrydawg Genuinely the worst people in the gym. The hoarders are less annoying because at least they’re actually exercising. The harpies are just painful to watch. Like just go home, woman.
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@LennyLaw2 @CursedModernism Omg they’re sitting in BUILDINGS and TALKING!!! Just like the NAZIS DID!!!
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@PornGameDev @EyesOnTheRight What does this random woman have to do with a demographic shift involving hundreds of millions?
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@LocalBateman @Pyrocynical “Skyler, I swear to GOD! My only priorities are YOU, the KIDS, and Allah! Do you REALLY THINK I would sell DRUGS?!”
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@naddster1 @HipHopNumbers Me: “Wow this keyboard is so smooth. What a chill son-“ Kendrick: “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
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@numetal_moment This is unironically the most important thing to ever happen in Armenia.
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@PornGameDev @EyesOnTheRight Does one person or organization’s views just equal “Global Conspiracy” in your head?
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@drbillsz @coldhealing That’s exactly what I was about to say lol. She just sounds like a rich girl who was surrounded by poor people.
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@DyoudiM @Ryallin I think people really do forget this. In like 3 years, NOBODY will be able to tell AI from reality. The clock is ticking, and fast.
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2 years
@RevivedFiber @CSPerfectShot But… he already is a weapon. He’s a chainsaw. 😂
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@MATTATAC_ @cryfornothin @theluhdaddy @_queenmexi @mic_macOnit @yzyupdates Trying way too hard to act like you’ve never heard of the Kardashians.
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@fredgiblet @StatisticUrban Some of them almost certainly are lol
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@sIzro3 @SaycheeseDGTL Hating is a disease bro you gotta get that out of you. It’s a bad look.
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@Relobs @gigabilly Racists do not deserve to breath the same air as the rest of the world.
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@GreyKnight8008 @PoliticsLs Because Native Americans still exist and have been mistreated by the American Govt?
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2 years
@__Retro @DiaryOfKeysus Absolute fucking violation bro that was not necessary AT ALL
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2 years
@ventingmyloss @Hank1sDank @kalvissh @wildtiktokss In addition to that, they’re a common first pet for children. Children are very dumb and very rough. Guinea pigs are very fragile. Bad combo but happens nonetheless.
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@therealpooopooo @pepjoanalbert @ghosts_see_ @_d00sty_ @GoodReddit I concur bro this emoji is so badass that I would literally fuck the shit out of anyone that sent it to me. Like on the spot. My dick is getting hard just thinking about it.
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@MaximusOmega4 @openthepubs2 @cam94509 @crzzyyyy @aniiyengar Well it’s already in China, the biggest country on Earth. Not that farfetched.
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2 years
@tranquilpilled @GreenTextRepost The library doesn’t have naked women and lapdances bro lol. You’re paying money for a fun, quasi-sexual experience with no strings attached. Some men have difficulty not becoming attached to women showing them attention. It’s not for them.
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5 months
@Samurai_Mike2 @GundamIsHere But… war IS bad and nature IS good. These are kind of timeless themes that are always true.
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1 year
@orsha__ @ShitpostGate Got a few beheading and torture videos that they filmed on my hard drive that say otherwise.
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2 years
@z3k3t @BigBuffaloDon @KameronBennett Just wanna make it clear that intimidation only really works on black bears. Black bears are pussies. Do not try this on a grizzly or you’ll be bear food
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@LAlNLAlN @coldhealing She hasn’t really victimized anything. She’s just a woman. People naturally see girls as less evil or greedy than men although it’s not true. Halo effect.
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2 years
@Parabellum2021 *COCKS GUN* “OH SHIT” *collective chaos* This was my favorite part
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@JonGree10628880 @zapatas_mom “Third-world vibe” What you really mean is that street vendors remind you of Asia and Africa. Just be honest about your racism.
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2 years
@BigFishSmlPond @Uwuzibaby @tommyputyouon @CalebDavis44 Congratulations on being old and closer to death
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@leojupiter333 @tyler02020202 She had two parents who were executive-level finance professionals. She grew up incredibly fortunate.
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2 years
@thatnigga1945 @azarosito @slimelit0 Damn this nigga was really dropping quintuple doubles 😂😂
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5 months
@BirdUpMusical @Will_the_Rose This picture is illegal somehow
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