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coffee can trader || my brokerage is more then your loss || buy high, sell higher 🏃‍♂️

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The sad reality of our country is when a comedian starts making more sense then an IIT alumnus who founded a billon dollar company
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I am again telling you this. If you are a young parent, work your ass off so that your kid can study well enough to go abroad and settle there. Deshbhakti & all is fine. In social media. In reality escape as soon as possible.
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Imagine going to school next day when every other Kid knows your Dad is a hero. Unless the school is in Gujrat 😑
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Ravindra Jadeja, his wife and his daughter with the IPL trophy. A beautiful family picture!
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Kahan ja rahe ho sardar ji ? 😀
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Lol if Vix has resistance & support I am Henry Ford 😭
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@nabilajamal_ I have some experience with video editing and with my limited experience I can say this is not an ‘AI’ video. It has become fashionable to use the word Deep fake for anything and everything.
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I voted for Modi and will most likely vote for him again. But I am utterly flabbergasted by his speech in Lok Sabha yesterday. He has this wonderful opportunity to come clean on Adani issue once and for all till 2024. But instead he chose Bollywood style theatrics.
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Cringe. But so so good. Must have taken crazy amount of hours to make.
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I see many people defending @kuttrapali26 on Twitter. I mean really ? Someone whose demat account had zero buy & sells ? 🤣
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Abe salo 😀😭
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Things that are factored in at current level of Nifty - 🧵 1. Narendra Modi becoming the Indian Prime minister in 2029 & 2034
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Those who were lucky enough to watch this match live 👏 1998 - Independence Cup Final India vs Pakistan - Dhaka @hrishikanitkar
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What is the similarity between the first two pictures. ? The answer is in the 3rd pic. @jugeshinder @FintwitDecoded
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In this weekend war between @BandiShreyas and @baapofchart There is only one winner. That person is very happy today because he was at the crosshairs of both Bandi and Md Nasir but as usual has managed to escape Bhaiyon , Aapse Nivedan hai. Nishana sahi jagah lagaye
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Gautam Adani - The man , The myth , The Legend.
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In the end he says to the reporter “Thoda baat kar dena police wala se” So that they help him search for his son. The plight of this father is unwatchable.
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Rakesh Asthana made ₹168 crores net worth by stock market. Now you can do the same Earn everyday. Lose some days. A secret Chartink scanner that will 1.15x your wealth every month. Like + Follow & I'll DM it to you.
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The very best of @WWE in less then 2 minutes.
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I want to gift a bottle of teachers to this gentleman wherever he is. ♥️ Jeet liya.
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Guys like Ravindra and Keshav Maharaj appear to be more religious then our own players 👀
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Modi Govt has some good work at the centre. I like their speed of execution and approach. What I fail to understand is whenever the elections approach, why do they resort to Fundamentalism, Casteism, Hindu-Muslim, Bajrang Dal ? Why not fight election on development basis ?
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I might get hate for this. But our regulators are behaving like a banana republic here. When the function on 22nd Jan was known from before why wasn’t the decision to close on Monday taken earlier ? Arbitrary decisions in the world largest derivative market.
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My wall of shame (fame) Quote this and post yours.
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When was the last time you saw someone wearing sunglasses in an ID card pic ? 😭
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@ashwinravi99 Fix ho Gaya ab shaayad.
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Neeche dekho neeche
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Essential discount brokerage meme
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After launch of #VerifiedBySensibull I have posted a couple of m2ms and garnered a decent following on Twitter. However it is fair to state that grass is not always green. This is the right time to post a few wrong ones so that people understand the risk in gambling. 😵
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@bencsin M waiting for replies ridiculing the Magic Mouse 😎 Pic credit : verge
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One of my seniors took a trading course from Avadhut Sathe worth around 60K last year. This year he is taking a similar course from someone called Salil Choudhary. (Dilli) I tried to reason with him but realised the futility. He is not prepared to listen.
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Urgent delisting should be done for this useless stock
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Epic clip. Rakesh Sharma - The first Indian to enter space.
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All the traders who made loss today in ODTE and are promising to give up. Will be back tomorrow at 9:15AM. Each one of them 🤐😬
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@lostinhist0ry Multiple escape opportunities for This guy.
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@SidBakaria It’s not that scary of you see the whole picture
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Dude did the basic mistake of buying volume in red and selling volume in green ! 😭 😭 Maro mujhe
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@Adityakrsaha Rahul Dravid showing too many emotions in public , later in night
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@EleenaMisraKC I did consider that but I also feel we need to share his grief. Also those in power or control like our ministers and those higher ups in Indian railways need to see this.
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Buy a Bisleri. It’s not safe to drink tap water at railway stations Carry your own food. Train food is unhygienic Travel in AC 1st class. Sleeper is congested. No safety or comfort for the 280 that lost their lives. #OdishaTrainAccident
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I hereby declare the TOP for this rally at 19434. Hanging man on daily chart. . . . Till we open at 9:15 tomorrow.
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Option selling Ka Ghanshyam 🫣 BC 40k ka course ?
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This is making me very angry. Check out time stamp in both the pics. Nifty 18650 CE recommend in Premium telegram channel at 2:26 pm The same 18650 CE recommended on Live television at 15:02 (03:02 pm) What section does this offence come under @SEBI_India ?
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That namaste near the end ☺️ Bahut din baad acha cringe video mila
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The Indian Fintwit community has long been against course sellers(including me). Although this never affected the “classic” trainers - The PR Sundars & The Subhasish Pani’s They continued to cater to their audience and preferred to stay away from 1 on 1 media like Twitter.
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If Zerodha comes out with an IPO, will zerodha account holders get a special quota ? @Nithin0dha
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One passive strategy to rule them all. SIPs and Indexing can leave the room please. Nothing against @vivbajaj or @elearnmarkets Just highlighting this as potential extra source of income for traders like us 😷 @passivefool
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NDA results are like Infosys. It is in profit but missed estimates and gave terrible guidance for next quarter 🙈
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Masterstroke ! 90% Retailers ko margin call dila kar aaj hi game se bahar karne ka ghamand hai
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I don’t mind anyones prediction going wrong. Mine goes wrong all the time 🧐 but chest thumping on something said 1 month ago ? Man it up man 2 days ago Today afternoon
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@vivekagnihotri Vivek ji also looks remarkably like his father.
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@kapsology Red T-shirt uncle be like
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If the market pulls back even 200 points from here , I will be in deep soup 🐱 #VerifiedBySensibull
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This is wrong on so many levels. It is sad that the couple has to justify why they can’t speak Kannada and that also to these goons. Reminded me of Sena politics in 90s Fundamentalism will be the bane of us
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Accuracy like a wood pecker. Nifty ke Nishanebaaz gave buy call at 3:02 pm Rest is history.
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@mipaltan “Yuvraj goes into the crowd……” Perhaps in the form of his life. Massive.
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I don’t think I will be getting invitation from #F2F any soon. Bangkok party and Diwali gift hamper ka sapna, Sapna hi reh jaega 😭
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@baapofchart Be humble Nasir bhai. A few years back in 2019, you were doing court agreements to borrow 50,000. Don’t diss 1 or 2 lakh salary now. This sets a bad precedent. Never forget your origins.
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I know several people who might be headed to Dollars Colony in Bangalore right now.
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Regardless of whether it’s through trading or YouTube my full admiration for Subhasish for what he has achieved. And more importantly letting his father be the man of the moment. 👏
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Bye friends From today only fundamental investing No Fno
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Pune and kolkata mein kaun rehta hai ? Kedia to nahi ? Simi ji ? Pune se Kiran ji ?
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Dude is clearly inspired by MCX Guruji if someone still remembers him ?
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The whole movie is let’s stay to be kind warm, but Manoj Bajpayee comes in the climax and literally shoves hot coal through our throats. Wish we could have watched this in theatre
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He finally did it. Thank you @darshitpatel84 🙏
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bro promoted ITC 🚬 like nobody else ever could
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bro promoted videocon like nobody else ever could
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I live this wallpaper. Credit to the person who made it
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So @engg_uc after earning 38L from market wants to employ me as a driver. Nothing wrong but I don’t even talk to under grads. Get a doctorate from Powai or equivalent with a few research papers published and then maybe we will talk 👍 And buy a better car pls.
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@yashagarwalm Your dental caries are visible from 2000 miles away 🛑 this wasteful expense !
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Absolute banger 🙄😬 Ft @adigitalblogger
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Really hats off to the understanding of Justice Chandrachud. This is not the 1st time he has shown sharp intellect. Even during Aadhar hearing , his dissent pointing out the loopholes is legit legend
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The Ghayal sequel we deserved but never got. A 30s teaser to whet our appetite before director Ashwini Chaudhry and Sunny Deol decided to part ways and project was shelved
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@IndianFintwit You don’t reply to Deepak Shenoy with a graph or a chart or tabulated Data of any kind. You just don’t. Period.
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The title of this video has a separate fan base on YouTube.
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Till the market is happy & green, traders are just happy to ignore the mounting potentially incriminating evidence against Madhabi Madam The day market does a wheelie and sneezes 300 points every TV head & expert will start talking - that yes Signs were there.
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Lightened up quite a few positions today. Market is in airy zone and Bali time is nearby for long only traders. Let me limp but Atleast walk back home #VerifiedBySensibull
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This is such a beautiful idol of hanuman
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@IndianFintwit I think Nakli Vibhor posted even without getting paid from BYJUs just to look “Intelligent” and “approachable” Garibi @nakulvibhor
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For everyone who is new to @IndianFintwit I have made a outline map with indicative locations. In case any correction or addition needed, pls download the image and edit it 😬 Also who all from TS/AP
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@darshitpatel84 If Modi will not get majority, you and me will be poorer by 20% by 4th of June. And this is not an exaggeration.
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😭😭😂😂
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Heat is terrible and I can imagine the distress that might have led him to make such a video & upload If AC cabin is pre requisite for Truck drivers then what is wrong in providing same to railway engine drivers ? @AshwiniVaishnaw @nitin_gadkari
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The most “controversial” #face2face guest when asked to describe Art of trading Bank Nifty. #Qatar2022
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A 42 year old Kaif turns back the clock with this one handed stunner in Legends League.
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The only real answer @rachana_ranade
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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@eddieLA4 @theapplehub OMG 😱 the infamous Pixel 4 “Forehead”
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@sidhant Holding hands and dancing with a beef eating white woman. Kadi Ninda kariye Bhagwat Ji.
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Irony died a thousand deaths
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This post was triggered by what @doconclock posted today The clarity in this video posted about a year ago on @tastytrade channel is mind blowing. Even if you don’t do Greeks. This is essential watch for any option trader
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Give this reporter some prize yaar. I love the way he is nagging the neta,and the Neta is controlling himself. It’s like - Who will blink first ?
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All 90s boys, register attendance 🥰
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@sumitkbehal Yesterday was the last day for my kid in school as I didn’t pay school fees in time. Instead used that money to buy Nifty 22000 CE DEC. Now my son can directly go to college from Monday.
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Vinesh Phogat - one among billion right now.
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Three inexperienced Indian batsmen competed undid the efforts of three experienced Indian batsmen. How we miss Hardik Pandya on a day like this
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Le , Moot Diya tere Aaj ke 2000 par 🤡🤡 @AnilSinghvi_
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Loss streak continues ! Time to switch to a broker that does not have verification ! #VerifiedBySensibull
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