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@aitchyrobinson

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You think you know but you don't. Bald.

Stockport, England
Joined January 2010
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@aitchyrobinson
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2 years
why is there a wine bar in milan called nottingham forest
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4 years
@AntEvans88 @crewealexfc No, bit it appears we have some human decency
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3 years
@shockproofbeats Not as dramatic but loved this one for the fact they got every detail wrong.
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11 months
@judeinlondon Whichever journalist used the line "pretty GCSE student" belongs in jail too.
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3 years
@oilysailor the axis of evil
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2 years
@F_Dev1888 @RPGilb Good to see my favourite cricket ground represented in Belgium
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5 years
@danhett The lack of good old British patriotism from The Killers is disturbing
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11 months
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2 years
@Grumbholdt @drmistercody Imagine being forced to sell one of your planes to fund the purchase as well. Poor guy.
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3 years
@Aug_Bem @SH1875_ Nobody from another country would do that because nowhere else is as weird as the USA.
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4 years
@Soblin_ Hahahahahahahahaha. That's the best Limbaugh tweet I've seen.
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2 years
@FCRBS_en Stop trying to act cute, you're owned by an energy drink
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3 years
@Pell316 @THENUNEATONFOX @SkySportsNews Yeah, they've never had La Liga and they lost Serie A a few years ago
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5 months
@kelly_welles Mark my words, we'll regret this appeasement when the lesbians invade Poland
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7 months
@FootballRemind
Football Remind ⚽️
7 months
What is your favourite free-kick of all time? ⚽️
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11 months
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@nemaccer
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11 months
"I miss them" and it's just two footballers.
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1 year
@Iromg Lefties don't like Alastair Campbell
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5 years
@ShineboxSammy @selvecricket BREAKING NEWS: COMEDIAN TELLS JOKE
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4 months
Super Crewe away #crewealex
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1 year
@kungfu7cantona @BeardedGenius 35 richest under 35 years old
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3 years
Birthday present from my wife @NicChesman . Ridiculously good. It's beautiful. @f95 @UKFortuna @BundesligaBoxes
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2 years
@BlackpoolFC Good for you, Jake - you hero. I'm delighted that you felt comfortable to come out publicly 👏👏👏
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4 years
@SwansOfficial Go on, Brentford
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@BrentfordHive Lanzarote and Tenerife are the same country
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1 year
I saw this famous postbox yesterday, turned out it was the last chance to see the glorious contributions from the public
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1 year
Dim byd fel côt o baent newydd, nag oes?
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2 months
@Dan__CAFC Are you asking why they are they allowing someone to park a bus in their carpark?
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2 years
Just phoned Metrolink to tell them it's actually Sporting Clube de Portugal
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3 years
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11 months
@MasculineTakes Poor bloke, married to his hot wife
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7 years
#crewealex 20 years ago today.
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1 year
@gareth0791 @NottsCountyZone Wow, well done on missing the point entirely
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1 year
@FinanceandGolf @I_amMukhtar You've seen pictures of Mukhtar and Lozza and you think Mukhtar is the ugly one??!
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6 years
@TheWiebel @TheTutsBand a) you don't know that they would have and b) if they were it might just be due to a lack of awareness, not necessarily hypocrisy
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3 years
Bless the #lufc fans in front of us, their little faces were so happy about beating Little Crewe.
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6 months
I could never have imagined that a 33 year old centre back, who'd played 1 game above League Two level in his entire career to date, would be the greatest signing of all time.
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Crewe Alexandra
6 months
We're thrilled to announce Mickey Demetriou has signed a new one-year deal which includes an option for a further 12 months ✍️ The journey continues, @Mickeyd_09 ❤️ #CreweAlex
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2 years
@jackhud98 @TylerBirtles @crewealexfc Both equally horrendous, I would imagine
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2 years
Doncaster away today. Could be the worst game the third tier has ever seen. Can't wait.
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4 years
The hottest ticket in town - @WD_CFC v @OfficialBuryAFC in the FA Vase #GoWest
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2 years
@IanDunt Have you been to anywhere else?
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3 years
It was actually good of Crewe to get their pathetic defeat out of the way on Friday night so I can get on with my weekend without being pissed off all of Saturday afternoon and evening.
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5 months
@rjb_1998 Say what you like about drums at football but the drum is only thing that stops Crewe fans singing way too quickly. I can't cope with it.
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4 years
@accidental_left They didn't mean it to be but that's a really nice cartoon
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4 years
I know it's not the most important thing here but it really hurts that a tweet with so many likes contains a typo
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2 years
@ryandunbar1996 @FullofScots They didn't stop singing about the potato famine and wading in the blood of catholics?
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4 years
@simonjones2019 @90sfootball Lalas was average, Valderrama was fucking incredible
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6 years
@TheWiebel @TheTutsBand Why? It's pretty difficult to separate politics from everything else and it appears that sporting boycotts, for example, have been pretty effective in the past.
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2 years
What a team ❤
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2 years
Having a lovely time with all my friends at the football
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4 years
I think I'm probably just missing #crewealex too much but I swear I just saw Michael Nottingham feeding the goslings at Fog Lane Park
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11 months
@rjb_1998 One of the absolute worst accounts around
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3 years
So glad that Leicester are getting kocked out
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4 years
#STFC fans seem to be taking the news about Artell's award very badly. Wellens has done a great job but so has Artell with a team full of kids on a tenth of the budget. Duff at #ctfc is the only one who has done a job comparable to Artell's work at #crewealex
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5 months
@MLT2022 Pair of clowns
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6 years
@DODGYDODDS @peachxrach But while supply chains haven't broken down, why do harm to animals?
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H Robinson
2 years
At least we know the #crewealex under-21s are all ready to step up to the first team
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9 months
This is an incredible photo! And we thought the pitch was bad last season...
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kevin hill
9 months
Cliff Jones seen equalising for spurs away to Crewe.. 1960 Fa cup The game went to a replay at WHL spurs won 13-2
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4 years
@CheltTweets Massively disappointing behaviour from our captain. I'm afraid he has to be looking at a ban for that.
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H Robinson
10 months
#StockportCounty are a very good team. They're the first team to really stop us as an attacking threat and they've got plenty going forward too. I just hope we respond with a good performance at Harrogate on Saturday.
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Stockport County
10 months
It's a record-equalling TENTH straight win for this brilliant, beautiful side 😍 #StockportCounty
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6 years
@danroan Hi Dan, seeing as you've been retweeting a lot of articles about #crewealex recently, I'm just wondering if you've any interest in tweeting the only one that tells the full story of the fans' forum in a balanced way?
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H Robinson
2 years
Shame about the result but a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon at Gresty Road. It was great to see hundreds of people there and I hope it won't be the last time we see the women play at the Porridge Bowl.
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Crewe Alexandra Women
2 years
FT CAWFC 1 (2)-(3) 1 Tranmere Rovers A late goal and a penalty shootout loss sees the Alex Women exit the cup. Thanks to @crewealexfc for a great day and all the best to @TRFCWomen in the final #CreweAlexWomen 🔴⚽️🔴
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H Robinson
1 year
A good day at Fortress Grest. For some reason, the scoreboard credited the second goal to Mika?! Lee Bell, who was sitting just in front of us, turned round and said "we don't want him back!"
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10 months
@crewealexfc Gresty as Chewie is an absolutely magnificent touch
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3 years
The standing ovation Murph got from the Leeds fans last night was proper lovely, great to see they remember him fondly.
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H Robinson
3 years
I'm pleased that we've got a few new signings through the door and this is the #crewealex team I'd go with tonight - Richards, O'Riordan, Sass-Davies, Offord, Johnson, Mandron, Murphy, Lowery, Finney, Porter, Long.
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6 years
@JakeRudh @GeoffLloyd They're all lovely pics but the top left one is adorable.
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3 years
Unorthodox wall from #crewealex
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4 years
What a massive surprise
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3 years
Fans congregating near the tunnel, presumably to applaud the players for their effort #crewealex
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4 years
Still can't believe my Mum knows Jackie Weaver. This is going to be my greatest claim to fame.
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1 year
@58_beam @leechwaifu You don't need to block him, he's at the bottom of the ocean
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3 years
Go on, The Alex
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3 years
Tickets ordered ✅. We won 2-0 last time I went to Elland Road in 2005. I'm expecting the same again this time. #crewealex
@crewealexfc
Crewe Alexandra
3 years
🎟 TICKETS: You can now purchase your tickets for our Carabao Cup trip to Leeds. These are available online, in person or by calling the ticket office on 01270 252610
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H Robinson
2 years
@thehundred @katecross16 Forcing The Cricket Draft to close their game down for a fantasy game that a) can't be played outside of the UK and b) is shit is just classic ECB
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H Robinson
2 years
@potcallingktl @VictoriaSarahx Why do you keep pretending he was "just" talking about her in a private message when you know he also tried to take her photo twice?
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H Robinson
2 years
The Bee Gees are ours
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H Robinson
4 months
Unreal.
@crewealexfc
Crewe Alexandra
4 months
AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! #CreweAlex
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H Robinson
3 years
Going to football with my Mum is great, she got the flasks of hot chocolate out at half time today.
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H Robinson
11 months
@rjb_1998 Wouldn't swap either of our Welsh Cups for 20 league titles though
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H Robinson
4 years
I was a bit anxious leading up to it, but I'm so happy that #crewealex fans respected the players when they took the knee
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H Robinson
1 year
This episode reminded me of the glowing review I found inside my copy of The Longest Journey when I picked it up from a second hand bookshop.
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@BacklistedPod
Backlisted Podcast
1 year
New episode up now. A Passage to India by E.M. Forster, with guests Alice Jolly @JollyAlice and Patrick McCabe, recorded live at @BylineFest at @DartingtonTrust .
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H Robinson
3 months
@rjb_1998 I think Leeds fans should still be there half an hour after their team all got back on the coach
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H Robinson
2 years
Gutted by the way it ended but it's still in our hands. 2395 fans for a 10th tier match. Insane.
@WD_CFC
West Didsbury & Chorlton
2 years
FT: FC Isle of Man 4-3 West
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H Robinson
2 years
Morning
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4 years
@pp_pazzolini @anon_opin You're right, we do have the letters pronounced woublewoo and yi
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H Robinson
2 years
So depressing. Wish we'd ban these little cretins #crewealex
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Connor
2 years
Some young Crewe fans chanting about the Bradford Fire and hurling abuse at Muslim families while in a Police escort to Bradford Interchange. It was dire to see really #bcafc #CreweAlex
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H Robinson
2 years
Serie C action with @peterobinsonnow
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4 years
@jorgemuycurioso @deusvulpix @houston9fan4 @nytimes A lot of people don't have anything like a 99% chance of survival, mike
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H Robinson
4 years
@FCinCR @simonjones2019 @90sfootball You obviously never saw him play and are just judging him on the club sides he played for and that is a mistake. Football was much less global then and very few (if any) South Americand played in England when he was at his peak.
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H Robinson
2 years
Made it to Crawley. I was staying in London this weekend anyway and bought a match ticket in advance but I still nearly didn't bother coming today.
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H Robinson
1 year
Some good fun on the Essex v Lancashire stream this morning
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H Robinson
2 years
My first #crewealex game of the season. Nice to see an Alex team wearing that third kit at last! Come on, The Railwaywomen @CreweAlexWomen
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1 year
@crewealexfc Everyone's waiting for the retained list and they're just publishing quotes from two week old interviews
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