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writer, idiot

brummie in nyc
Joined August 2016
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
this is a middle aged english teacher taking a selfie with her graduating student
@rachelzegler
rachel zegler (she/her/hers)
3 years
ella, thank you for saving my life.
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
we got tear gassed in evanston IL for spray painting whole foods 🤣🤣😄🤣 these are whole ass nazis at the white house chilling like they’re in their buddies back yard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
7 years
we're all buzzing about biology but watch the grade boundaries be higher than the speed of myelinated impulses #GCSEs2017 #edexcelbiology
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 months
NORTHWESTERN STUDENTS WALK OUT OF CLASS AND SUPPORT YOUR COMMUNITY
@thrasherxy
🍉 Dr. Thrasher still cares about Covid & Gaza🔻
5 months
Greetings from Northwestern’s Gaza Solidarity Zone. Chief of NU police is here within first hour and threatening arrest in 10-15 minutes
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
White people taking their parents to tailgates and playing drinking games with them is like an anthropological study to me
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
imagine u write an essay about identity and how existing in white spaces has affected it + caused u to suppress ur identity and u enter it into a competition and they confuse your essay (which is literally about white ppl being careless) with someone else’s essay..... twice
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
the fact that mr peanutbutter from bojack horseman went to northwestern is the only thing that makes sense in the universe
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 months
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen im so proud of northwestern students and i wish i could be alongside you ❣️
@thechristianpr
Christian
5 months
Day two of Northwestern's Gaza solidarity encampment, tents have quadrupled, students have built in, and we're not leaving anytime soon.
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
Obsessed with palestinian norbucks barista who always writes the meaning of my name instead of my actual name
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
hey m*rty it’s full financial aid refund or war btw
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
Don’t worry white liberals i’m on it
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 months
lots of issues w the deal w NU admin but remember that admin is our enemy, not our peers. also - NU is not columbia! students are not facing the repression/police/punitive measures in the same way NOT BC ADMIN IS ANY BETTER!!!! but bc they are playing a different game.
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
i just know the wind at the lake made its way here from france the way it wants my hijab off so bad
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
7 years
#edexcelmaths "OCD is a straight line" and I was getting OCD cos d didn't bloody exist
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
if u ate from evanston burger king at 4am every day of halloweekend do not worry about the covid vaccine. worry about the demise of local businesses
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
Omg did u all see this
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 months
🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️URGENT: THE LIBERATED ZONE AT NORTHWESTERN NEEDS SUPPLIES! CHICAGOLAND SHOW OUT!!!!
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
struggles of remote learning for low-income students such as lack of resource access and environments not conducive to learning is what low-income internationals will have to deal with, with time zones and visa uncertainty added on top. pure evil
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@ahlaamisms
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4 years
#nu2025 you will not go to chicago as much as you think you will
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@ahlaamisms
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11 months
By god i will destroy noah schnapp and northwestern university
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@ahlaamisms
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4 years
I cant believe people are out here talking about homeless people like they’re pests that yiu are so burdened to encounter on the street literally wtf is wrong with people here oh my god
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
i want to start a rumour. morty has lice
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 months
FUCK NUPD!!!!! Keep the institutional memory of student struggle against policing and the 2020 community not cops protests alive, NUPD will always be the enemy!!!!
@Diegonotdora
Diegs
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NUPD suppressing student protests at northwestern university
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
down bad academically so reading my own past essays to remind myself i am actually the most intelligent person in the world
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
if u know someone planning to vote trump please dm me! Not a medill interview i just want to cyberbully
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@ahlaamisms
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4 years
some ugly old white man stopped on the lakefill to say “you’re forcing your dog to listen to girl talk!” we were talking about the quran and the role of religious texts in the modern day so yes actually he was listening to girl talk
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
5 years
A*A*A kinda day
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
every day i go on my email to see if i have a response from an internship i applied to and every day i have no emails :( except today when i found out i got it :) Aries season!
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
obsessed with asking wealthy students who cosplay as poor what they will be doing with their $2000 and watching them collapse into dust
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
how’s someone in the dms talking about “burning the banner made me angry because i’m a proud wildcat” 😭😭😭 are you not embarrazzed... that is so embarrazzing
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
this is a member of the precious nu football team harassing homeless ppl btw
@nafisoumare
nafi soumaré
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3 years
I don’t hate gay people because they are gay i hate gay people because a twink on the street just told me i look like i’ve had a horrible day . Its m’y birthday
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
I would literally cut my left arm off to see one direction live rn
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ahlaam
3 years
accidentally bought face wash for men and i’m confused about what that means like will it increase my tendency to interrupt people if i use it
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3 years
this is what i mean by living in chapin was not real
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3 years
if chicago was like this all year round la would cease to exist
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@ahlaamisms
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4 years
so low-income internationals who have no choice but to quarantine in random countries for 14 days before we can enter the US are supposed to finance this with what?????
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4 years
as a british person at northwestern it’s only right i speak on this meghan markle matter. the truth is that the queen should go throw herself off a cliff
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
prototyping this captain hook single earring thing lmk what u think
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3 years
i can just sense that watching montero (call me by your name) is what took him out
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
why does caroline calloway retweet her own tweets like girl did u forget
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
walked from my apartment to einstein’s bagels in my pyjamas and hoodie hijab and the groups of neatly dressed outgoing freshmen watched this image of their future with such intense horror
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
Doing my dream internship in the big city, keep girlbossing and you’ll get this view too 😍💪🏽👩🏻‍🔧
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@ahlaamisms
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6 years
colombia trying to get cards to match their kit, good accessorising lads #ENGCOL
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3 years
first day of in person class after over a year moodboard
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@ahlaamisms
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4 years
heads up NU low income ppl if ur on full financial aid and opt for remote learning, they’ll cut the cost of housing/meal plan from ur aid so ur refund will be smaller
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ahlaam
4 years
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
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In Evanston, IL, Northwestern University faculty and students worked with their police department to develop recommendations to change the city’s use of force policy and improve training and accountability standards.
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do the “no one should be complaining” ppl not get it,it should’ve been remote from the START while providing housing n support for low-income/folks from disadvantaged backgrounds. if at ur big age u don’t understand poor ppl exist then good thing ur rich bc ur dumb af aren’t u
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
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Life would be so dangerous if bruno mars wasn’t that short
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ahlaam
4 years
u think public pressure doesn't work??? raised to 2nd degree murder!!!! SIGN PETITIONS AND SEND EMAILS
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ahlaam
4 years
all i have left in this life is the gradual radicalisation of my 14 year old brother
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4 years
I am smarter than them i am a genius and also hot
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ahlaam
4 years
v uncomfortable w the whole insta story chain thing.... i didn’t know what it was when i first came across it bc it was literally just columns and columns of tags and nothing else.... and to see these rich nu students posting it especially?? open your purse
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
Please god I am not one of your strongest soldiers don't take $5 tuesdays away please
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ahlaam
4 years
imagine if doctors took pics w newborn babies like fish and put them on tinder
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
got my first tattoo yesterday and everyone’s asking “what did your mum say!!” the answer is nothing because she doesn’t know
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ahlaam
4 years
Being hot
@hrts4felix
UNFOLLOW ME
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they all could sing but what was his talent?
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getting into cambridge but declining your offer to go to university for free in america instead >>>>>>> (thank u 2019)
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4 years
sometimes i feel good and then i remember i am getting a degree in journalism
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ahlaam
4 years
are we flirting
@EThomasWood
Tom Wood
4 years
@_ahlaamm Folks, I'm a white man about to turn 57. I try to do the right thing. I'm truly baffled by this reaction to a 2011 tweet. Set me straight?
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ahlaam
4 years
nu said we will be providing you nothing . but we will take your money
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3 years
Is it meta post-ironic camp of me to buy $40 northwestern sweatpants for $8 in brooklyn
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ahlaam
4 years
something about the optics of ppl celebrating in the streets like they’ve escaped an oppressive regime is not sitting right w me when america actively terrorising countries at this very moment ...... but also i am quite simply just a hater. Of everything , but mostly this country
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
3 years
SHE DID THAT! SHE DID BIGGER THINGS THAN DATING THE BOY ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM! SHE DID IT!
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ahlaam
4 years
If U are alone on valentine’s day. It’s because you are too hot. I know rhis because that’s what they told me
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ahlaam
3 years
i love when ppl unfollow after i post about palestine it’s the best kind of purge
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ahlaam
4 years
POV i’m behind my blinds seeing u out w your friends and then sharing social distance posts on ur insta story
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ahlaam
4 years
you literally just had to be there
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ahlaam
3 years
just woke up from a nap where the dream took place entirely on zoom
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4 years
he was pronouns in bio twitter she was hammer and sickle in bio twitter can i make it anymore obvious
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ahlaam
3 years
rare pic of my great great great grandparents arriving in zanzibar after the exodus of muslims from north india
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ahlaam
4 years
clearly the northwestern marriage pact is faulty and ineffective because i have not yet received an anonymous link to it
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ahlaam
4 years
i think there is something special about my ability to drink a single sip of coffee then shit out the entire contents of my body
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ahlaam
4 years
the snow the tomate sold out the finals the chloe x halle snub. Please Allah what did we do
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ahlaam
4 years
something about my white male journalism teacher saying he wants to be a voice to the voiceless not sitting right w me.... idk what tho....
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
if ur in that massive group of frat/srat ppl who flew to cancun and endangered god knows how many ppl for an ugly insta🤣🤣 i hope somebody takes a big fat shit on your face ❤️
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
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It's obviously been a stressful night but u should not sign something just because it's put in front of u. Words mean things - resistance means something - and words alone is not the be all and end all
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ahlaam
3 years
joshua bassett is queer and john mulaney and his wife are splitting up. this is the future that tiktok children want
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ahlaam
4 years
morty doesnt think him and his family should be tear gassed but it is ok if his Black and Brown students are
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ahlaam
3 years
white women who resell their clothes on depop for 5x the price they bought it:
@planelandon
Mr Landon :3
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I'm socialist but sometimes I do things that are capitalist
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
nupd are such little puny babies imagine turning up to a college protest in full riot gear like we wouldn't spray paint their little plastic shields
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
there’s no excuse for being ignorant. if u don’t want to read marx u can listen to xs by rina sawayama
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ahlaam
3 years
talked ab decolonisation in class today and academia is so obsessed w this abstract idyllic theory of it. i know for a fact these ppl they can’t bear a material reality where decolonisation is occurring in a way that isn’t all poetry and painting
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
why is it always wyd and never if i could give you the moon i would give you the moon
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ahlaam
3 years
That man will see hell. if there is any way i can support anyone please lmk
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4 years
shawn and camila wanna be them so bad
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4 years
whoever sent the confession saying ur scared of me cos u can’t say my name...... ok don’t say it
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ahlaam
4 years
sex might be cool but a small creative writing class led by a gentle old white man.... that’s TENDER
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ahlaam
4 years
will NEVER have nu 2023 in my bio. if u see me go to nu no i didn’t ❤️
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
here’s an idea . instead of saying “oh i’m going to absolutely butcher your name” just don’t acknowledge me. just don’t look at me don’t talk to me im not here
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
only FIVE medill profs signed that faculty-wide response to morty 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
u saw the email. EVERYONE out tonight.
@copsoutofNU
#nucommunitynotcops
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day 8 is tmrw and we’re not slowing down!!! let’s go!!! meet us at 7:30 pm at floyd long field on sheridan road. we’re marching to our destination & sitting in. prepare for dinner with a special guest 👀 bring blankets, bikes, and friends. wear your mask. get ready to get LOUD
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ahlaam
4 years
is it nausea nausea or anxiety nausea or anxiety nausea nausea
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ahlaam
4 years
started the queens gambit
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
11 months
This is the default imagery the west associates with the middle east after decades of violent imperialism reinforced thru racist media, these images are not jarring for the west to see. They have never conceived of civilisation here ever-life here is subhuman-so they see no loss
@MuhammadSmiry
Muhammad Smiry 🇵🇸
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This is Gaza.
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
nu’s statement is meaningless and does not commit to ensuring every international student is able to enroll in in-person classes - just “most.” support your international friends:
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ahlaam
4 years
does anyone else think he’s faking it :/ to be like look i was fine so it’s nbd :/ and then more ppl will die from state neglect :/ yeah
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
growing up was there a reverent kind of mythology around the event of the shoe being thrown at george w. bush or are you white
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@ahlaamisms
ahlaam
4 years
happy valentine’s ! ❤️❤️ from me n the new tatt (2 hrs healed) 💋
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NUPD ARE TEAR GASSING US
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