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@ahangari_mel

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4 years

I was in a restaurant where a guy dressed as Santa walked in. He stopped at an empty table, loudly wished everyone merry christmas a few times and at the end shouted “lal salaam” and took off his santa mask and had a beer. I fucking love being in Kerala.

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i accidentally saw my partner’s twitter dms and now we have to break up. why’s he dming BBMP about power outages. just dm hotties like a normal person

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@ahangari_mel

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Visibility in Kerala is 14km, Bangalore and Chennai is 8km, Mumbai is 4km and New Delhi is 805m. Stay safe, everyone.

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went to the BFC vs KBFC match yesterday. to the BFC fan who grabbed me and pulled me towards him after the match ended to taunt me because their team won, hope you d!e a painful death and rot in hell #BFCKBFC #KeralaBlastersFC

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So much pride us malayalis have for the gender ratio, but how many women do you see outside after 7pm?? I saw only one today, I think and It’s been the same for the last 20+ years. I don’t feel as safe as I do in chennai/bangalore. That’s the reality.

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@ahangari_mel

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@iamdatemike mf keeps forgetting his phone in uber cabs and then has beef with chatbots on twitter dms😭

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the only delivery boy who isn’t affected by the gig economy is this one right here:

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Any emergency helpline for Zomato riders is a joke. There is no mechanism. Today, while walking towards Chanakyapuri, two cars hit a Zomato rider on an e-scooter back to back, both the cars fled & we couldn't note their numbers. Some pedestrians stopped along with an..1/n

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@deeps4i Sir, just because a few people from one community behaved this way, does not mean that the entire community is bad. A communal angle is the last thing we need right now. There were multiple festivals that were held at the exact same time. Luckily no one there had COVID-19.

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

Why are people trying to adopt children using their LinkedIn network ew

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@ahangari_mel

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My mother is a congress supporter, but even she wanted communists to win for this exact same reason. She felt that only communists could drive fear into the hearts of BJP/RSS in Kerala and quell the communalism.

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@ahangari_mel

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2 years

new requirement for believing women has dropped:

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2 years

went to the BFC vs KBFC match yesterday. to the BFC fan who grabbed me and pulled me towards him after the match ended to taunt me because their team won, hope you d!e a painful death and rot in hell #BFCKBFC #KeralaBlastersFC

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4 years

update: the tweet has reached the communist santa!

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@ahangari_mel This happened at Seagull, Fort Kochi. I know, because I'm the one who screamed Lal Salaam. Small world 🤣🤣🤣

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For more context, it happened in Fort Kochi 😭

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I don’t get this at all. Why are some North Indians so against South Indians eating by hand? You don’t like it when we speak English instead of Hindi because it’s the “coloniser’s language” but you’re fine with using the coloniser’s spoon and fork?

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The Venn diagram of people who support the NEP and people who are North Indian UC Hindi speakers is a circle.

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@twinkatonn “bb (please) light up my world like nobody else” ✨

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@crazygirl0089 @thaabi02 @hstylswalls @TheHungerGames But what if the person who kills everyone else wins free healthcare for their family?

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2 years

not that i need to prove anything to anyone, but have been following this team since 2014 so

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@mysadsadmelody The first one was so bad, that child was literally trying to say she is hungry or that she wants to eat when the woman in the car started recording her

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@MaxSaiKrishna @deeps4i Was every Indian Muslim in attendance at Nizammudin? I don’t think so. Hence if you actually were secular you would have been able to separate the act from religion and not generalise. I am not defending the acts of these few. But I will defend secularism to my death.

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@ahangari_mel

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@Nair43Nair Well first off that’s about another girl. Not me. Second, quote tweeting this to win your little Twitter fight is disgusting. No one really cares about the actual issue, it’s just about winning arguments, isn’t it? I regret responding to you.

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@ahangari_mel

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I was in a car with 2 other women and we were driving back yesterday at around 10pm after attending a funeral and saw a car in front who’s back left wheel was loose and visibly shaking. (1/n)

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Waiting for an Indian man to win Olympics medal so that I can tell all men what an ideal man looks like.

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MediaOne is hilarious. Other quotes include: “BJPyude account mathram alla, bank vare poottipoyi”.

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@ahangari_mel

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@karanku100 Fun fact. Malayalam news channel Asianet is also owned by Rajeev Chandrasekhar. But it isn’t as biased as these because he knows that the people of Kerala would rip it apart. So maybe we gotta blame the viewers as well.

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@ahangari_mel

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4 years

Oh yes, I forgot. Cricket was also created in India and can only be played by Hindus. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

Fuck LinkedIn

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went to the doctor for a twisted knee and he asked me whether i’m married or not like what does that have to do with my knee dipsh!t

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

anyone else with horrible dust allergy not had a serious cold in the last 1.5 years? this mask life is no joke, imma be wearing this for life

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@ahangari_mel

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hindi-speakers live in bangalore/chennai for two years and the only word they pick up is macha

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3 years

easiest way to identify fake woke men: are they celebrating the ronaldo return to united?

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@ahangari_mel

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@ReportTweet_ @KapilMishra_IND They are literal blind followers. He made a typo in his tweet in the word “selectibely”, and these guys have copied the exact same tweet and not even bothered to correct it.

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@ahangari_mel

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You can’t be a bigger clown than a woman leading a Men’s rights organisation in this patriarchal af country and having a pinned tweet trying to help men who have false cases rather than men who have been sexually assaulted.

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3 years

Football? What’s that? Hockey is my new friend. I’m realising Arsenal has not made me feel like this in years 😭 at least not the men’s team

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@RedFella31 @surajv369 Not going to share the ticket as it has my friends name on it and I’ve received enough hate today, don’t want them to go through the same. Also, are you blaming me for where I sat instead of the person who behaved inappropriately? Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse.

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How is there less outrage about the UP rape case than there was about the Hyderabad rape case? Rhetorical question, we all know the answer.

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@amarnathshenoy1 Hahahahaha omg you made my day 😭

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@vaniIlaessence At this rate, I genuinely wasn’t sure this was a joke

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@Sudip_007_truth @ndtv “NON-COMMUNICABLE”. Putting in caps so that you can take a second to read the tweet again.

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

Gotta love how @SonyLIV decided to cut to advertisements seconds before 20km walk winners are about to cross the finish line.

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I just finished reading “The Ivory Throne” by Manu Pillai, and was doing some usual post-reading googling and I came across this 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@ahangari_mel

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putting mango on a cheesecake means you have to finish it in 2 days, learned that the hard way

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@anuxiety_ Veganism isn’t beneficial unless it’s also sustainable.

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3 years

why are the indian commentators talking about dhoni and cricket during the table tennis match???????? sonyliv will be the end of me i hate this so much

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What is this 😂😂😂😂 they will spin anything 😂😂😂😂

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@ahangari_mel

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@rushi1141 wish he kept those and deleted these instead. would’ve been less embarrassing for me

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

Please tell me why we should be nice to men even in life or death situations? (6/n). End of thread.

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My thoughts are with all of Ronaldo’s victims who has to see half the world celebrating someone who ruined their lives forever.

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asked mf to sing me a lullaby and bro said he only knows one song fully and started singing jana gana mana

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@ahangari_mel

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4 years

am I dreaming or did arsenal and kerala blasters get a win this weekend???? 😭😭

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3 years

I appreciate the fact that Raghuram Rajan regularly shares on LinkedIn the PDF version of all his published articles which are behind paywalls.

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3 years

URGENT: Fundraiser for flood affected Chellanam. Please amplify! Every rupee counts! #Chellanam

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the broadcasting for olympics is literally so bad, jiocinema is not even a smidge better than sonyliv. the women’s trap event is ongoing and india is participating and its not being broadcasted despite no other event currently ongoing for india rn

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if you ever see me getting my takeout from this, just shoot my big back on sight

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@badassflowerbby Lol exactly, what is “to make the process faster”??? This isn’t a drive through McDonald’s

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“Why don’t women file a case if they’ve been sexually assualted?”. This is why. #PoliceReformNow

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“BJPyude favourite cinema Onnumuthal Poojyam Vare aarikkum”

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MediaOne is hilarious. Other quotes include: “BJPyude account mathram alla, bank vare poottipoyi”.

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Indian women are leading against Australia??? What a beautiful Monday morning

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@Nair43Nair I don’t think so. This guy was wearing like a light grey shirt.

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I know many people who would vote for even BJP if it benefits their business. Most Syrian Christians don’t give a fuck about activism.

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3 years

they were serving juice at the vaccination drive I went to and people were removing their masks to drink it 😭

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@ahangari_mel

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I feel like Modi is the HR of a company and not the CEO. He has organised many people engagement activities such as Clapping session, Yoga workshop and now Candlelight Vigil. Where’s the strategy, the vision?

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

The only reason my Duolingo streak is still alive is because of of my random follower from New Zealand who congratulates me on each milestone and I don’t want to let them down🥺

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@misandristbb I get this, I’m really apprehensive of the changes my body has to go through and the fact that I could die during childbirth. Also, there’s no cishet man on the planet that’s going to put equal work into raising a kid, so most women will have to sacrifice their life for the kid.

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We honked a few times, and while overtaking them, rolled down the window and said “left back wheel is loose”. A guy in the driver seat shouts back, “ aa ariyaam, umma veno?”, which translates to “yes we know, do you want a kiss?”. (3/n)

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2 years

@surajv369 North Upper.

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1 year

was flirting with this dude on hinge and he said he wants to pick me up and i said i might be too heavy but that i could pick him up instead and he said “no that’s not how it’s supposed to be”. mf go eat glass with that side of gender stereotypes

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WOMEN ONLY: what’s the pettiest reason u stopped talking to a guy?

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@vineethjose @Advaidism Isn’t Asianet owned by a BJP supporter, if I’m not wrong? I know the news is relatively unbiased but still surprised.

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This promoted post came up on my LinkedIn and half the comments are people asking why their college isn’t included in the premier institutions list 🙃

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3 years

9 year old Dalit girl was killed just a few kilometres away, and look at their priorities

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Delhi: Union Ministers Meenakshi Lekhi, Darshana Jardosh & Anupriya Patel and MPs Roopa Ganguly, Hema Malini & Navneet Rana visited 'My Handloom My Pride' exhibition at Dilli Haat, INA organized as a part of 7th National Handloom Day celebrations yesterday

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Netflix phone app has a reels/shorts option now? I already can’t sit through a 2hr movie because of my short attention span, I feel like this is going to make it worse

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@ahangari_mel

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Didn’t @smitaprakash lose her mind when the media reported that a Kashmiri Photographer had won the Pulitzer? Instead of saying Indian Photographer? But saying Bihari is okay? Interesting.

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How the Biharis removed the Chinese observation post from PP-14 in Galwan valley Read @ANI Story |

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i keep reading jfk as jesus fucking krist

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@ahangari_mel

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3 years

spent onam with my family for the first time since 2015, and it was amazing till they asked me about the m-word 🥲

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i’m wfh and was on a call with my boss and mf next to me starts playing “nasty girl” super loudly on his phone, im gonna kms

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In shock we just drove past and didn’t respond. Blood boiling and freaking out as it was so late, drove the rest of the way home while constantly looking behind whether they’re following us (thankfully they didn’t). (4/n)

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tried to type pookie and it got autocorrect to police, there’s a joke to be made here but i’m being policed

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We thought of a comeback after a few minutes after we drove past, which was “poyi ninde ammakku kodu”, which translates to “go give it to your mom”. But alas, it was too late and I’m still annoyed I couldn’t say anything in that moment. Not even throw up a middle finger. (5/n)

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oh no i tweeted about my partners DMs because i was raised poorly, should we tell the king, should we call bella hadid

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@ahangari_mel @uppusoda Figured the problem is in your household. Sad parenting. Tsk tsk! You air your laundry in public, people will react. That's how social media work, kiddo.

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@vinayak_jain @journojuno Literally anything can be patented. And I mean that. Even a stick has been patented.

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i’ve seen so many dudes replying to women posting about india not being safe, with stats of rape from other countries. do you not realise that the indian rape stats are lower because its REPORTED rapes? in india the POLICE burn victims bodies before it can be reported.

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petition for women with boyfriends to stop liking me on hinge, he looks crusty af leave me alone i don’t want to share that burden

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bi women love all women and like 4 guys and will find those 4 guys to date. bi men will love all women and like half a boy that they saw once at a party and who’s leaving the country forever

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The passengers were all guys and we thought and discussed a few times amongst us whether we should let them know due to safety reasons. Eventually we decided that we should do the right thing. (2/n)

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i need serious monetary compensation for every minute that i have spent explaining to men how to segregate household waste

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Not Twitter putting this Caravan tweet in the “In case you missed it” section. Bitch I missed it because of you. Stupid ass.

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getting a cishet man flowers once 7 yrs ago was among the worst decisions I’ve made in my life and FnP won’t let me live it down

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Parents went to Pushpagiri hospital for a few medical tests. The nurses were handing out 1 rupee coins in sealed covers as Vishu kaineettam and wishing patients for Vishu. Cute gesture made my parents day!

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@Sankul333 Check out the caption on her next post, I thought she got called out for being casteist. But nope, she got called out by Brahmins for not being respectful enough.

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URGENT: We’re trying to get bed sheets and clothes for people affected by floods in Chellanam. If you are in kochi and you would like to donate either of these items please please comment/DM. PLEASE AMPLIFY! #keralatwitter #kochi #Chellanam

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Important! My friend is organising this drive. Please donate and amplify if you can!

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Any idea if Flipkart works in kerala? Tried Amazon and they cancelled the order after reaching kochi. Need to buy a monitor, as my brother’s laptop screen is broken, and can’t get that fixed because service centres are closed :/

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update: we’ve found the communist santa! It’s a christmas miracle!

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I was in a restaurant where a guy dressed as Santa walked in. He stopped at an empty table, loudly wished everyone merry christmas a few times and at the end shouted “lal salaam” and took off his santa mask and had a beer. I fucking love being in Kerala.

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@misandristbb I just want to exist with my plants.

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So, what about the Indian offices of these Chinese apps? Wouldn’t the companies lay off the Indian employees?

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I don’t understand how the cameras were still focused on Eriksen even when it was so obvious the whole team was trying to shield him from them and give an iota of privacy.

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@NadjaNadika She got 20k additional followers on Instagram too. Some people are so entitled that if delivery is legit 10 mins late they’ll refuse to pay for it???

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i was talking about nelly the rapper i cant-

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timothée chanakame 🍉

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I wasn’t active on Twitter for a few weeks/months and when I came back literally all my suggested tweets were from “intellectual” right wing accounts. If that’s the default tweet that people see when they join Twitter and before they start interacting, then that’s concerning.

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timothée chanakame 🍉

3 years

Got an award at work today for being a Helping ANGLE 📐

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