Dear Comcast Troll,
First off, A+ ops. Second, I would love to talk to you. Lastly, welcome to
#2
on the Top 10 Worst DSPGaming Moments 2023. Big ups.
P.S. Thanks for paying Phil's bill.
That's why I leaked his Dentcord. Phil treats his own inner circle the same way he treats the rest of the Pig Roach Cult. He gives them the same sob stories, the same buildup of bullshit, and the same DSP. Phil is a sad 41 year old man with a cult of dents, it's not that deep.
When it comes to Phil's bank leaks. It isn't how they were attained. It is what that information corroborated. Phil has been crying victim while scamming the gullible, pathetic, and literally the handicapped. If someone like
@RobOnWheels
can wake up. Why can't you.
Doing any of the following makes you better than DSP:
▪︎ You woke up before 10 am.
▪︎ You left the house twice or more this week.
▪︎ You talked to a person in real life.
▪︎ You didn't beg for money
It's easy to do, and bragging about being better than a lolcow is dumb.
Team Divorce should be a long-term bet. Team Burnell Health has consistent growth. Team IRS has a solid foundation. Team Nothing Burger knows its history.
Phil is trying to find content to make that isn't him playing games. His suggestion is a Lego night where he builds the set on stream. Really running out of straws to grasp at.
Happy Halloween, uh huh. I'll am off to give out elbow drops to every last one who thinks they can take down the Macho Man, yeahhhh. Dig it, oh yeahhhhh.
Phil didn't file a Police report for "Identity theft" where someone allegedly stole thousands of dollars but steal a wheel off of his Toyota Corolla he files a report? It only makes sense if you don't think about it.
Hmm one line of Phil's internet goes down. Phil has an hour long disaster stream segment during a slow day ($30). Now he is going to skip Mario tonight for a tech support stream. This might be a work.
I am starting a thread for anyone who does the
@TheyCallMeDSP
interview in the future. Here are questions from the detractor side.
I'll start.
Phil could you tell us about your business expenses? Would you Itemize them for us?
What is your plans for the future? (5 years)
Phils eats using paper plates, uses DoorDash several times a week, and eats out on his day ahf. Now needs $500 for a new Dishwasher. I smell a new Hogan.
Biggest of the ups to
@TopTierRated
for join me for the stream, and a very big up for anyone who stuck with the stream even with the hiccups. Check out Brian on Twitch as he gets ready for Elden Ring
I have some editing to do.
Fun fact: The Pig Roach can sense the vibrations of a velcro wallet opening from 30,000m away using his specialized Snort Sacks located under the blackest eyes and on each side of his beggar's nose.
@DerichlovesAEW
Hi Derich, I'm working on a documentary about DarkSydePhil which is authorized by Phil, and I'm hoping to speak to some fans of his. Would you be willing to connect? Feel free to email me mike
@clumgroup
.com or follow back so I can message with you?
I would like to nickname these DSP supporters with arranged tips. Anchor ⚓️ Whales 🐋, they lock him into games with dreams of treasure and are slowly sinking him to the bottom.
With all honesty thank you for the kind words about the Top 10 video. It took 60 hours and $60 worth of dabs to complete.
I'm thinking about making a director's cut. That might be longer than a
@Punished_Steve
video about J2K.
Merry Christmas Dick Weeds.
DSP admits that he has full control of all tipping information. nothing Phil says should be taken at face value. He is manipulating his money to beg and reach his goals to spin his narrative. It's him telling his fans he is totally fine with lying to his fans and scamming them.
So DSP just admited he controls completly the tips narrative as you know... money is what this show is all about and he has complete control of the script now that the tip popups are gone.
lots of people tell me theyre really bad at zelda games but i genuinely think you have to be on a whole new level to be like this guy.
even if you think you're bad, theres people who will do this
I would like to get the Detractor Community involved in this year's Top 10 Wost DSPGaming Moments videos. I am looking for DSP themed commercials to use for "commercial messages" (bumpers). Think bankruptcy lawyers, tire shops, barber shops, gacha games.