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@afarlaa

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afari

@afarlaa

1 year

So close! The accurate comparison of a woman’s nipples would be a man’s nipples. Hope that helps 💖

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Everybody went “oooh” when the waiter put my order down on the table

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@afarlaa

4 years

something feels very “pick me” about sending in a cover letter.. i dont like it, i wasnt built for this

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@afarlaa

4 years

you ever sit there and think.. wow.. that IS me, ms 20 something..

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2 years

Whyd i think it was time to bereal

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@afarlaa

3 years

Nobody: Tracy Chapman:

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@afarlaa

6 years

If you break your streak the duolingo bird breaks into your house and whoops your ass

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6 years

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@afarlaa

5 years

when you pray to catch him whispering, but then he catches you listening

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@afarlaa

9 years

California: *rains once* Me: mother nature has blessed us. The drought it over. We have been liberated. The avocados shall be plentiful.

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8 years

Two beautiful restaurants stand before me, but i only have $17 in my account

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@afarlaa

4 months

@yourkoreanbf I mean to be fair people log on and tweet like this after a glass of earl grey tea at 10:15 in the morning most days

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@afarlaa

3 years

@shaTIRED Im upset because this situation has me siding with l*gan paul.. sick

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@afarlaa

6 years

I lost my phone at the club this weekend but shez back it and now i can post my birthday picture ♓️

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@afarlaa

1 year

I quote this in my head at the end of every month

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1 year

Sorry I wanna know a clintoris tweet u think abt

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@afarlaa

4 months

roomie having closure talk with his ex-situationship in the living room.. so im staying in my room.. but i have tater tots in the air-fryer.. and i dont wanna awkwardly walk to the kitchen while theyre talking.. but im hungry

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@afarlaa

1 year

@UGRebrand Like The proof is in the pudding

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@afarlaa

4 years

@hannahmontana @Migos Not this during Saweetie Solidarity Week baby

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@afarlaa

6 years

This happened almost a week ago but i still wanna to share it with the world! my need to be out to my parents finally surpassed my fear of getting shipped back to Ghana to be a goat farmer, and it went so well!turned my bad summer into a good one :’) 10/10 do recommend

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@afarlaa

6 years

Me boldly putting “speaks Spanish” on my resume after hitting a 14 day streak on Duolingo

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@afarlaa

1 year

Meee

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@vvsdolly

1 year

my last time buying weed my friend talmmat i sound police af 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@afarlaa

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@existingtoday_ And thankfully no lies need to be told it was scrumdiddlyumptious

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@afarlaa

6 years

Omg fun fact did you guys know back in the day i used to officiate imvu weddings like people would pay me to do it.. like i had a whole script typed up that i copied and pasted each time.. who was i

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@afarlaa

8 years

Me a month ago: im kinda bored of summer, i wanna go back to school! School: *is rapidly approaching* Me now:

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@afarlaa

4 months

not so much that it’s spiritual and more that i feel close to the afterlife

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@Jeremyakee

4 months

There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?

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@afarlaa

3 years

My favorite flavor of nepotism was how if you were a popstar in the early 2000s, then your little sister got to be a pop star too

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@afarlaa

1 month

Those wondering if i got the chicken fajitas.. i fear I’m wine tasting in Sonoma with a bunch of vegan earthy girls, it was the roasted garden seasonal veggie foccacia flatbread.. And it was glorious !! Fajitas hit tho

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@afarlaa

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@scorpio_mars walked so SDJ could run

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@afarlaa

3 years

kelela was right, stop.......

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@afarlaa

4 years

@shaTIRED Jennifer hearing it for the first time:

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@afarlaa

2 years

Update:

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@afarlaa

2 years

Should i be a clown today

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@afarlaa

8 years

wow this is great advice, cant wait to ignore it tho

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@notoriousaali

8 years

SIS, IF HE ACTING LIKE HE DONT CARE...... HE DONT CARE. STOP TRYNA DECODE HIS ACTIONS OR MAKE EXCUSES JUST CAUSE HE DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT.

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@afarlaa

2 years

Not my ass really believing that the northern lights were going to be visible in LA .. i started texting all my girls to meet up.. April Fools is so sinister

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@afarlaa

4 years

In other news i learned of the magic that is smearing glitter and gloss all over your face

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@afarlaa

7 years

AAAAH it’s mannequin nem

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@afarlaa

9 years

apologize 4 the background but anyway i got 1 of those fake septum things bcuz why not & idk if i should get a real 1 http://t.co/NgEBPTpeCx

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@afarlaa

4 years

Everybody loves the sunshine

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@afarlaa

5 years

@gossipgriII Im both girls and friends

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@afarlaa

5 years

I would like to hear it

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@afarlaa

8 years

I just noticed that the selfies get closer to my face as they get more likes thats kinda encouraging

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@afarlaa

2 years

Normalize dilly dallying

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@afarlaa

7 years

Hey life update: i finally figured out how to put a ring in my nose piercing also i got my nose pierced like 4 months ago

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@afarlaa

3 years

Apple Maps dares to ask the question what if there was a directions app that lied

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@afarlaa

1 year

I will fly her out to weho MYSELF

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1 year

My newest obsession is this Italian woman who calls out pickpockets and publicly shames them.

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@afarlaa

3 years

And dont the silly little tasks still get completed? Aren’t the deadlines hit? The emails sent? The meetings attended? Thats what i thought!

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A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time

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@afarlaa

4 years

i think (unfortunately) therefore i am (even worse)

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@afarlaa

4 years

this tweet was ahead of its time

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5 years

It’s so important to establish a routine which is why every day at 10am I look at my phone for the whole day

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@afarlaa

4 years

@yolekevin @hannahmontana @Migos Dont know her? Then explain this

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@afarlaa

8 days

Had a family friendly commercial audition today and at they asked me to dance, which i was not expecting to have to do and had to be quick on my feet… tell me why when they put the music on and said go I immediately started doing basically this:

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@afarlaa

3 years

She knew cuddle weather is around the corner and had to come up with something QUICK i cant be mad at her

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@afarlaa

2 years

My frontal lobe fully developing was one of the worst things thats ever happened to me

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@afarlaa

7 years

Couple costume idea

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@afarlaa

9 years

Its my bday!! heres my 20 year old face

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@afarlaa

4 years

Spring equinox and the start of a new astrological solar cycle tomorrow

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@afarlaa

5 years

Ok then write a song about it

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@sza

5 years

Idk who needs to hear this this morning but HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK MOVE ON !!!

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@afarlaa

6 years

A pal pointed out that i basically posted the same selfie on insta twice and i mean.. she is not wrong.. so heres me a 3rd time for Twitter

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@afarlaa

9 years

From a broke ho to a broken ho http://t.co/Wx79DKt6gA

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@afarlaa

8 years

These were the pics i was debating over for insta but hey i can post them all on here

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@afarlaa

3 years

I never really listen to miley Cyrus, but I am sitting down and giving Plastic hearts a dedicated listen… And I hear sumn .. might be applying for a stan card

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@afarlaa

20 days

@dadamusic_ When you drop your debut album and secure that best new artist nominee

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@afarlaa

7 years

The toilet from the bathroom everyone was listening to redbone in

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7 years

Would someone like to explain to me why my toilet is glowing

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@afarlaa

3 years

I be like “dont ever put me in a situation” And then put myself into several

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@afarlaa

3 years

The way you could just queue to have this automatically tweeted every sunday night and itd probably always apply

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3 years

how this episode of euphoria felt

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@afarlaa

9 years

*Unfaithful plays in the background*

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9 years

See y'all at the #GRAMMYs February 15 on @CBS at 8e/5p!!

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@afarlaa

1 year

This is what its like to be a pisces

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@afarlaa

4 years

@SancochoPapi @GRNTUB like Id be lying if i said i didnt inquire for more information LMAO but STILL

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@afarlaa

7 years

this walmart ad came up on facebook showing these lil pants w/ a tail hole for dogs.. why did i think they were speedos w/ a penis hole omg

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@afarlaa

5 years

Shoulder, knees and toes :)

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5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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@afarlaa

3 years

I ordered the salad and its giving Kuddly Krab

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@afarlaa

6 years

Im over it 😌 leaving that in 2018 Me It 📍📍 📏 (Return to route) 📏 📏 📏 📍moved on 📏 📏📍it again

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@afarlaa

4 years

taking a second to appreciate my hair before i go shave my head out of boredom or something later tonight

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@afarlaa

8 years

Its not you its me

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@afarlaa

3 years

In high school musical 2 when they had an entire musical number about how much they hate their jobs immediately upon arriving for their first shift and not even doing anything yet.. like I really get it

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3 years

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@afarlaa

6 years

HER AVI

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@afarlaa

4 years

@CameronJReeves Thats comforting to know because I absolutely copy and paste the exact same letter for every job regardless of relevance

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@afarlaa

5 years

To commemorate the fact that im honestly just feelin a lil too lazy to rebleach my roots and might just shave my head/dye over it, i wanted to post my “hi i have pink hair” selfies on here too 🌸

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@afarlaa

1 year

🎀🎀

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@afarlaa

1 year

I just watched Gone Girl for the first time. She aint have to do all of that

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@afarlaa

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@afarlaa

3 years

had a whole purple hair moment come and go without even posting a picture here oops.. well better late than never

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@afarlaa

4 years

@makeupbyshaniah The way that this bayang is photoshopped on too

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@afarlaa

3 years

Halloween 2021 objective: look like a snack

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@afarlaa

5 years

Can anyone get me on the guest list at Bella Noches for NYE?

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@afarlaa

5 years

My check engine light watching me drive past AutoZone and continue on with my morning commute once again

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@afarlaa

4 years

If i open up a recipe and theres no mention of onions and garlic, then baby girl.. im closing the tab

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@afarlaa

9 years

Omg why do i look so unhappy in this.. Who hurt me http://t.co/4BF51ycCQP

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1 year

@MissGioBaby1 Like weddings, funerals, graduations

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@afarlaa

7 years

For my birthday, instead of giving everyone party favors, heres 2 selfies at the same angle in vaguely different locations

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@afarlaa

3 years

Somebody should study why, of all heroes, Spiderman costumes are peoples first choice when they’re about to act up

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@afarlaa

4 years

Me and my girls enjoying our third basket of red lobster biscuits once the pandemic ends

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@afarlaa

1 year

I did in fact adopt that cat by the way

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@afarlaa

1 year

i might adopt a cat this weekend omg im so excited.. should i have a baby shower

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@afarlaa

3 years

bisou

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@afarlaa

5 years

Over the past years, ive seen girls get ridiculed for wearing uggs, combat boots, etc and now for their turtleneck+button skirt outfits. But when are we going to address every 20-something year old man who throws this jacket on once it gets cold